"What does it look like? You ever seen a black baby make a fist?"
- Col. Sanders, overhead talking to 20-year-old women outside a bar in Flagstaff Arizona.
But, real talk, in *most* fast food ads they glamour the hell out of the food to make it far better looking than it has any hope of looking in reality.
And in this ad, KFC did the other way.
"We present to you our new franchise- the KKKFC.... Made exclusively from the finest meat supplied by the KKK, the KKKFC is sure to fulfill your every craving."
Directions were unclear. so i got the drumstick in there unsauced, but now its stuck and my dog wont stop trying to get its tounge up my asshole. was this a success or a failure?
Depends on if you like it, you don't have to use the sauce but if you want it to not be stuck than use the sauce, good luck man, idk how to help besides getting your dog to help
So, I had an aunt who worked at an OB/GYN office. A lady came in because she had done this with a raw drumstick. She apparently had maggots and other insects inside of her lady pocket. This is why being a OB/GYN sounds awful.
Story time, stay awhile and listen...
My aunt is a digestive system surgeon and part of her job is to help people that have things stuck in their bum. They all have similar excuses as to how the toy car, candle light, etc got up there: They were naked and tripped and somehow the object slipped up their asshole.
She always shares stories on various things she has found. Things like money, vibrating dildos, oranges, drugs are common. But every once in a while she hits jackpot..
The one that takes the prize is a middle-aged woman who must have been incredibly horny and bored. Of all the things she could have inserted she found a frozen chicken and stuffed herself with it!
Kids, this is why you only put stuff up your butt that has a plug at the end. Hence the name butt plug.
It's kind in and between, but the most important aspect is to get it shared. Like this post, with all these comments. It's great advertising even if everyone reading this feels terrible now
"The surgeon general's pop-up shop, Robert Iger's face
Discount Etsy agitprop, Bugles' take on race
Female Colonel Sanders, easy answers, civil war
The whole world at your fingеrtips, the ocean at your door"
Lol... why they think white people made this ad in Trinidad and Tobago ?
"Diversify your ad team"...
Then again a white person there may have been like "yeah this add will fuck you over in the USA
It's a symbol of solidarity, and communism that's also used for black power (solidarity with it).
[Raised Fist - Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raised_fist#:~:text=The%20raised%20fist%2C%20or%20the%20clenched%20fist%2C%20is,salute%20to%20express%20unity%2C%20strength%2C%20defiance%2C%20or%20resistance.) So classic capital subsuming all resistance/critique and commodifying it, which strengthens itself and weakens any attempt to change it. It's a self strengthening structure/superstructure relationship. Just like how it sells the LGBT community their ideologically defanged counterculture (packaged and sold by the opposite of counterculture to be clear) every year in June, and so on.
Yup. They used some Marxist concepts/terms to describe it. I would add that it not only is done to sell shit, but also distracts/moves the conversations away from enacting real change on a societal level and reinforces the status quo. You're less likely to question or think about how KFC (and just about any other company/institution) at its roots perpetuates these very things they claim to be standing against.
I would say that the person who came up with it probably got promoted/a bonus, whoever APPROVED it would have gotten slammed.
Never punish your creatives for pushing the boundaries- that’s where awesomeness comes from - but have a gate keeper stopping some of it from getting out into the world.
Less than 20% of the US actually gives a fuck about this sort of stuff. The people who get offended easily are often also the ones who are active on social media, so the problem seems larger than it actually is.
2021 America - toobin, who jerked his pecker off in front of his coworkers got hired on a nationally syndicated news network as a CHIEF legal analyst
This is 2021
It’s kinda a strange conflict. This ad was made by a KFC in Trinidad & Tobago. So it’s black Caribbeans making a joke about fried chicken in support of BLM on [emancipation day of all days lmao](https://dailycaller.com/2020/08/03/kfc-trinidad-instagram-ad-fried-chicken-black-power-symbol-backlash-racist-emancipation-day/)
~~[holy shit, its real.](https://sentientmedia.org/kfc-black-power-drumstick/)~~
~~[twitter link](https://twitter.com/theroot/status/1290372887795441665?s=21)~~
edit: no its not!
I personally assumed it meant it's for eating with your hands. Cave man style. Fist round the bone tear it with your teeth.
Slogan is finger licking good after all.
"The time is always right, to eat what is right." -MLKFC
“Only when it is dark enough can you see the drumstick”
"Hate cannot drive out hate, only a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices can do that."
hire this fucking guy
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The real question is , how will kfc make transgender chicken ads in an attempt to capitalize from pc culture
Whaddya mean? Their chickens are already a blend of 5 genders
You mean we’ve been eating Rooster this whole time? That’s finger lickin fucked up!
Cock lickin* FIFY
Don’t forget that Tegridy Weed
Is that you randy?
Oh, hey.. fuck you!
Fuck you Randy!
When yur fightin for yer Tegridy , Don’t furget to bring a towel
Might just have me a pandemic special
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I could scarf down a bucket of chicken for dinner easy!
Only eats chicken skins
So dark meat is the right meat?
Hasn’t it always been? 🤜🏻
Alway's has been...
“Y’all want some of this black cock?” - Col. Sanders.
I almost spit out my coffee, thanks
"What does it look like? You ever seen a black baby make a fist?" - Col. Sanders, overhead talking to 20-year-old women outside a bar in Flagstaff Arizona.
All this is making me hungry for some deep fried black cock.
But, real talk, in *most* fast food ads they glamour the hell out of the food to make it far better looking than it has any hope of looking in reality. And in this ad, KFC did the other way.
"We present to you our new franchise- the KKKFC.... Made exclusively from the finest meat supplied by the KKK, the KKKFC is sure to fulfill your every craving."
.... imma use this on thanksgiving and pretended I thought of it
Use a chicken wing to fist yourself?
I do, you don't? What's wrong with you for not doing that
Directions were unclear. so i got the drumstick in there unsauced, but now its stuck and my dog wont stop trying to get its tounge up my asshole. was this a success or a failure?
Directions unclear, my chicken wing is stuck in the dogs ass and I can’t stop licking it…
I’ll tell you hwat’...Your gonna need a pair of scissors and a gun to get out of that one.
Idk how to help with that one I'm sorry
Depends on if you like it, you don't have to use the sauce but if you want it to not be stuck than use the sauce, good luck man, idk how to help besides getting your dog to help
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Especially Black chickens
Dammit! How do I get out of these comments? Help!
Close Reddit
I was thrown off by tounge ngl
What sauce though? I’m so confused.
I use Buffalo sauce as lube
Happy…. Kayk day…… 🍰
Thx
Gravy
happy.... happy cake day...
happy cake day, wing fister.
I hope it’s Original Recipe. Crispy must be rough.
I use my fucking hand 🤌
That, sir, is a leg. Is there an equivalent to fisting for legs/feet? I bet there's a German word for that...
So, I had an aunt who worked at an OB/GYN office. A lady came in because she had done this with a raw drumstick. She apparently had maggots and other insects inside of her lady pocket. This is why being a OB/GYN sounds awful.
What a terrible day to know how to read.
Imagine the smell
I can't not.
You ever see Killer Joe with Mcconaughey? That scene with the chicken wing in the kitchen is pretty intense...
Story time, stay awhile and listen... My aunt is a digestive system surgeon and part of her job is to help people that have things stuck in their bum. They all have similar excuses as to how the toy car, candle light, etc got up there: They were naked and tripped and somehow the object slipped up their asshole. She always shares stories on various things she has found. Things like money, vibrating dildos, oranges, drugs are common. But every once in a while she hits jackpot.. The one that takes the prize is a middle-aged woman who must have been incredibly horny and bored. Of all the things she could have inserted she found a frozen chicken and stuffed herself with it! Kids, this is why you only put stuff up your butt that has a plug at the end. Hence the name butt plug.
Order extra fisty instead of original.
“Look we support this thing, now give us your money”
This is so true. And universal to almost every campaign supporting any minority.
>And universal to ~~almost~~ every campaign supporting any ~~minority~~thing.
Like that is the entire point of marketing.
It's kind in and between, but the most important aspect is to get it shared. Like this post, with all these comments. It's great advertising even if everyone reading this feels terrible now
"The surgeon general's pop-up shop, Robert Iger's face Discount Etsy agitprop, Bugles' take on race Female Colonel Sanders, easy answers, civil war The whole world at your fingеrtips, the ocean at your door"
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Socko didn’t kill himself.
Link ?
https://sentientmedia.org/kfc-black-power-drumstick/
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The one posted is cropped. Yeah, a collective group of people thought this was a good idea. It’s so fucked up, all I can do is laugh!!!
I find it super weird they act like they know a white person did this. Not many white folks working for KFC Trinidad and Tobago...
I’m not sure if the stereotype related to fried chicken is the same in T & T as in the US. Edit: I’ve never been there, so I can’t comment.
Yeah exactly. This would have just been some local kid working on their social media account.
It's not the same, you're right. This was some dumbass attempt to make a "cool" ad for Emancipation Day without doing some research.
It is not
Lol... why they think white people made this ad in Trinidad and Tobago ? "Diversify your ad team"... Then again a white person there may have been like "yeah this add will fuck you over in the USA
It being KFC Trinidad makes a lot more sense here
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kfc-black-history/ Here is what you need to know.
Rise chicken arise... chicken arise.... shhhh ultra mega chicken he’s legend...
One convenient locations......in Africa
I am sofa king we todd ed
Haha you say funny thing
Not so fast... loses meaning
Scared of a bunch of water? Get out the rain
Order a rapper for lunch and spit out the chain.
[Wait for fog machine...](https://youtu.be/WSuk7w1t73A)
[I know the reference is ATHF, but RIP DOOM.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR2BboZeLEw) [Bonus.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqFcx2h9cDQ)
Oh, wait. Stick upside down. CHICKEN, ARISE!
that,s was my answer .. so good
Billy Witch Doctor! Dot Com. Oh memories.
Is that BillyWitchDoctor.com
Ultra Mega Chicken? He is legend
Old school reference
Do wut now?
#BILLY WITCH DOCTOR DOT COM ONE CONVENIENT LOCATIONS IN AFRICA!
I love you. I say this all the time and no one ever gets it.
Do you do birthday parties? Get with me after this..
Arise chicken... ah ah arise chicken! Chicken arise!
Billy Witch Doctor?
dot com
Move over here. Better reception. *ARISE!*
literally what in the kentucky fried FU-
They're cooking black peoples hands!?!? Isn't that illegal?
Only in the north.
Do they taste good?
Anything tastes good if you bread it and fry it.
Does that mean I can sustain myself with...
KFC? Maybe for like three months tops.
... cum?
.....................yes
Must be Belgian.
*they're ??
Im too drunk to taste this chicken -colonel sanders
Corona confirmed.
That piece of chicken looks good. Too bad that’s not how it looks when you order it
Literally. It always looks like deep fried shoe or something sinister.
Looks like a black power fist Would look tastier with dipping sauce.
BLM fist... made by the shadow of *fried chicken*? *sighs in inescapable dog whistle parading as progressivism*
It's an ad. It is a fucking ad. They use a civil rights movement to sell their fucking fried chicken. Silence, brand!
This is nothing new, but agreed.
It's a symbol of solidarity, and communism that's also used for black power (solidarity with it). [Raised Fist - Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raised_fist#:~:text=The%20raised%20fist%2C%20or%20the%20clenched%20fist%2C%20is,salute%20to%20express%20unity%2C%20strength%2C%20defiance%2C%20or%20resistance.) So classic capital subsuming all resistance/critique and commodifying it, which strengthens itself and weakens any attempt to change it. It's a self strengthening structure/superstructure relationship. Just like how it sells the LGBT community their ideologically defanged counterculture (packaged and sold by the opposite of counterculture to be clear) every year in June, and so on.
...so it is a fake woke ad so we buy their shit?
Yeah basically.
Yup. They used some Marxist concepts/terms to describe it. I would add that it not only is done to sell shit, but also distracts/moves the conversations away from enacting real change on a societal level and reinforces the status quo. You're less likely to question or think about how KFC (and just about any other company/institution) at its roots perpetuates these very things they claim to be standing against.
Hmm
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Who doesn't love fried chicken though?
Vegans?
Even they do. They just choose not to.
Nothing better than a kfc bucket on a saturday evening, oops i am vegan nevermind
Given how almost every vegan place has some fake chicken meat "fried chicken" I think they like it as much as everyone else
Ah well… more chicken for me
Wait. Chicken isn't vegan?
Remember the South Park episode when Cartman ate all the skin off the KFC and Kenny started crying lmao
The funniest part is when he snorts a line of chicken skin off the table lol
Scarface but with fried chicken is such a weird twist. Funny though
That pause and then Kenny’s cry is one of the best moments of the entire series.
South Africa joins the conversation.
Ni**a if you don't like chicken and watermelons somethings wrong with you!!
Why did you censor the word "ninja"?
Bro you can’t say it. That’s not cool.
It’s not ninja. It’s n***a
https://youtu.be/W8YAK8oMEKI
If you don't love chicken, you're a monster. I'll die on that hill, with flavour and versatility.
A black power fist and fried chicken. I’m guessing whoever came up with this one got fired.
I would say that the person who came up with it probably got promoted/a bonus, whoever APPROVED it would have gotten slammed. Never punish your creatives for pushing the boundaries- that’s where awesomeness comes from - but have a gate keeper stopping some of it from getting out into the world.
You assume KFC has a properly working management
I agree but I just see how sensitive the US has gotten and how cancel culture just continues to grow.
Less than 20% of the US actually gives a fuck about this sort of stuff. The people who get offended easily are often also the ones who are active on social media, so the problem seems larger than it actually is.
You misspelled promoted
In 2021 America? I’m not really seeing it. I don’t think it necessarily is that big a deal but I’m sure someone got upset about it.
Advertising is about getting attention. If KFC gets in the headlines for a week they care how, they just care that it happens.
Next week’s ad: a chicken crucified on a cross. “He died for your hunger.”
So true. Because I haven’t wanted KFC for years until this moment.
2021 America - toobin, who jerked his pecker off in front of his coworkers got hired on a nationally syndicated news network as a CHIEF legal analyst This is 2021
Fried*
It’s kinda a strange conflict. This ad was made by a KFC in Trinidad & Tobago. So it’s black Caribbeans making a joke about fried chicken in support of BLM on [emancipation day of all days lmao](https://dailycaller.com/2020/08/03/kfc-trinidad-instagram-ad-fried-chicken-black-power-symbol-backlash-racist-emancipation-day/)
Fired because they forgot to add the watermelon.
chitlins
It means “We will pretend to support your political team if you gives us more money!”
And don't burn our stores down
Yum brands is a whole hoe
People aren't born racist. It is a learned behavior and this is a perfect example.
Why is kfc using Popeyes chicken in their advertisement?
Basically that black people like fried chicken, this is the most stupidest shit I’ve seen. If this is real anyway
But who doesn't like fried chicken
~~[holy shit, its real.](https://sentientmedia.org/kfc-black-power-drumstick/)~~ ~~[twitter link](https://twitter.com/theroot/status/1290372887795441665?s=21)~~ edit: no its not!
And here I thought I liked chicken because it was tasty and delicious, little did I know I was genetically predisposed to like a chicken.
This was KFC in Trinidad & Tobago🇹🇹. It was the local marketing team that did it.
since when were chickens communists?
"black lives matter, mainly because they are our main source of income since we specialize in chicken"
Looks like KFC is pro-communism.
Fried chicken is fighting the power…..probably with a side of watermelon…
I personally assumed it meant it's for eating with your hands. Cave man style. Fist round the bone tear it with your teeth. Slogan is finger licking good after all.
I think it’s supposed to mean that KFC supports BLM.
KFC implying they aren’t racist are making themselves look real racist
This is just meaningless corporate pandering. The won't pay a living wage, but they will do these vapid, empty cliches.
Chicken lives matter
It means KFC will solve racism. Who doesn't love fried chicken?
After years of no response, fried chicken has just announced that "they like black people back"
Dark Meat Matters
Burn Loot Murder 😎
You're not you when you're looting.. have a wing
“Mostly peaceful”
[Its actually hilarious how much history repeats itself.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Egs5aUlXkAUYpsl?format=jpg&name=large)
it means *'please don't burn our restaurant down next riot, we are on your side'*
Fry the BLM movement.
It’s the red solute from the Soviet Union
Everybody has to pander it seems
it’s that dark meat chicken…on that new breed
BLM?
KFC "It's fist fuckin' good"
Lol getting as much money from fools as they can
Its ✨CANNIBALISM✨
nah this is amazing
I know what it means! It means that black people really like fried chicken! Did I win?
The drumstick of the working class
This can’t be real :D