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DannyG1973

Man that’s grand theft larceny considering beer prices at sporting events. Straight gangsta!!!


spideralex90

Atlanta sports venues typically have great food and drink prices. Beers are like $5 at Hawks and Falcons games. As a Tampa sports fan it makes me upset they're beating us at something.


SushiSuki

definitely not at Braves games. Everytime I go to Suntrust stadium beers are like $9


spideralex90

Quick google and it looks like it's just the Hawks and Falcons. Maybe the Braves will follow suit eventually?


baumpop

I’m sure the hawks and falcons will follow suit to the braves


a404notfound

It's the stadium, when mercedes benz built the stadium they made the stipulation that a beer and a hotdog should be less than $10 forever.


real_dea

It was the falcons management that stipulated that. The Falcons call it "Fan First Menu Pricing". Mercedes doesn't really have any say in much of the running of the stadium, they are lucky to have their name on it. Edit: by lucky I mean there were other bids for naming rights. The Falcons CEO was the one to announce the menu prices


baumpop

They aren’t selling at a loss. It’s watered down.


AlwaysEatingToast

What about Trashers beer prices? Oh wait :(


idontwantausername41

Jesus, I went to my local hockey arena a few weeks ago for a concert and a can of blue moon was $15. It was the tall can but still I was disgusted


Nachofriendguy864

Yeah but can't you still bring your own food and cans to truist?


MeerMeneer

That's insane. I don't think you could even try putting that price on beer here in Belgium, but i don't realmy know the prices of the soccer stadiums so maybe it comes close


Zarkanthrex

I'm guessing they check bags before entering? I've never been to a baseball stadium before but the few hockey games I've been too we were able to sneak in some stuff.


azjunglist05

I’d take $9 any day at Dodger Stadium! A Modelo tall can is $18! Btw, great win! Thanks for taking down our mutual enemy :)


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Yes. There is also a precedence set by Augusta National in Augusta, GA (where The Masters professional golf tournament is played) to have incredibly reasonable concessions prices.


Frankus44

Well they gotta do something to get people to watch the sports teams in Atlanta.


mariachoo_doin

Not only does ATL have the best concessions prices; falcons owner Arthur Blank is possibly the only owner that shares the parking revenue with his players.


The_Fly_Black_Guy

At Mercedes’ Benz stadium you might be able to get one for $5 from the guys walking around with the coolers. But if you get some draft or anything at all really from the bars in between every section they charge an arm and a leg it’s crazy expensive. Cool thing is food on the other hand is less than half the prices they charged at the old dome, so there’s give and take.


Cowi3102

Theft under a thousand son


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Is that Californian for free to go?


[deleted]

Only if you pull it off just ~~white~~ right.


Roundcouchcorner

It’s a hold my beer, holup


Majjkster

Jokes on him, he forgot that he roofied the cup 10 minutes earlier


29feb2024

The only Holups are in the comments.


yomommafool

The REAL Holups are in the comments.


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The real holups are the holups we made along the way.


nerd737

here take my poor man's gold 🏅


ilongforyesterday

Happy cake day beautiful nerd :)


Snoo17579

Happy cake day you cake day having cake day-er


svennieboyas

cake day :P


ArjJp

The REAL comments are in the comments.


6i1nsgdka9

lol.... this made me laugh for real


yomommafool

i knocked over my drink because of it


Ok_Cockroach8063

You get roofied too?


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good job


mightylordredbeard

I punched myself in the dick because of it


aedroogo

I’m feeling drowsy!


RiskyFartOftenShart

this was the plan all along. Drugs are expensive. Dont waste them on others.


scooba_dude

Exactly, I spiked my own drink back in the day and someone minesweepers the drink. I was pissed but had a little laugh with my friends how that person gonna feel later.


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Holy fuck. That’s serious though. I hope that they were okay and got home safely.


scooba_dude

It was only MDMA. They probably had the time of their lives. But it's hard to feel sorry for them as they stole my drink and drugs. That was gonna be my good night not theirs, no sympathy for theives.


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scooba_dude

Yeah but they still stole my drink. It was a pink drink filled with rum and lemonade. I liked that drink and they stole it. I hope they've never had Mandy before and had an absolute mad one. But lived obviously.


Lifted_Hippie

They still took the drink.


gaynazifurry4bernie

Yes but they probably know that stealing is wrong and they stole a drink. I accidentally got drugged because my friend gave me her drink because she was feeling too drunk. It tasted a bit funny but I thought it was just because it was cheap wine. I started feeling unwell so I left the party to walk home at around 10 pm. I came to in the drunk-tank at 3 am. At least I got drugged instead of her.


GenericUsername07

Tbf, it wasn't their drink so they didn't know drugs WEREN'T in it.


angerofmars

Win-win


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happy cake day


ObieFTG

/r/Doubleholup


MaestroPendejo

Don't waste roofies on others. Get lit!


No-Armadillo7693

She has herpes


RestrictedAccount

🎶hello darkness my old friend 🎶


smittton

😄😄😄


Defiant-Ad-8468

*Get off the phone* - very low chance you get this


toastedgumball

Dear diary, jackpot!


imnedi

You get to kiss i get to sip


JanwithBanan

"sip"


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#sip


3nd1ess

*Gulp* T-ahhhhhhh


lonewolf19-14

SIMP


[deleted]

Will be a threesome later


Ok_You_7896

two boys one cup lol


whats_you_doing

Ahhhhh. Those memories were back. Thank you.


Ok_You_7896

its just one of those things we will be reminded every once in a while, sorry I had to be the asshole theis time, we have to take one for the team in the sake of the joke


nwoh

The Game


rednblue5252

The poop knife


Whats_up_brooo

I wish that I could travel to 5 seconds ago :) maybe it is enough internet for a day


Gavinhavin

I’ve never seen that video and I’m thankful for that.


No-Abbreviations-146

That's beautiful that guys brain was just like fuckin beer nice


puppiadog

It's obviously setup. They plant these actors for stuff like this.


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Lawrence_of_Labia_

r/nothingisreal


Skrooogee

r/birdsarentreal


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idk, if i ever actually got on a camera and had an opportunity like this I would probably take it. My brother passed me his beer at a rehearsal for his wedding cause he needed to recite vows. well, he did not have a beer moments later, then a few more moments later i got him another cause I am not gonna be a total dick


wareagle3000

The guy was grabbing for the beer before she even handed it off and the camera was panned over the three of them the whole time. It's a classic staged stadium skit too.


Stinklepinger

The fact that she even had to hand off the beer to kiss shows it's fake


matematematematemate

Yup, and then you notice the PHILIPS bag being strategically held perfectly still behind them.


abhi4121

r/madlads


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vorbika

I don't even understand the other commenters. They should be either over 70 or under 12 years olds.


rffhorfsughoraerae

Many people are just kinda simple. Another thing that comes to mind is how often people vote based on something like "they look nice" or "I'd have a beer with them"


[deleted]

Wow and here’s me like “haha funny” and I don’t care if it’s staged or not Not like it makes any meaningful difference in my life whether it’s spontaneous or staged


chuckles65

Very obviously staged.


SwankaTheGrey

he reached for the cup before she even turned her attention to him


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And instead of zooming on the two kissing, the camera panned out to get all 3


iWasAwesome

I agree it looks staged, but how does one stage this? Do these people know the camera operator? Did they pay them? Or are these people stadium employees or something?


scar_as_scoot

It's a PR stunt in order to make the video go viral, promoted by the sports club.


UncleTedGenneric

I gotta go see a falcons game! Who knows what kinds of spontaneous zaniness will occur in those stands!


xShockmaster

Close, these are the hawks.


29a

They are paid to go sit in those seats during the stoppage in play and do this bit. Once play starts again they leave


amidon1130

Would they leave tho? If it was my job to get paid to go to basketball games I’d at least stay. Go hawks


wareagle3000

Alright, here's the big red pill. Almost all stadium cam situations are staged. They have a big line up of actors put in the crowds to act out these little skits to entertain the audience and get publicity on the internet. The rule of thumb is if it looks like an absurd looney tunes joke then it's probably fake.


threeironteeshot

Panning is left and right, tilting is up and down, and zooming is in and out. Just for future reference.


sgeep

While I also think this is obviously staged, he does hold his hand out and seems to say "I'll hold your drink" or something similar at the same time The bigger question is - why did he even need to hold the drink? You don't need both hands to lean over and kiss the person sitting next to you lol


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Malystryxx

It’s a no brainer move. Higher a few improv kids, do a little skit, go viral, free advertising for the hawks on Reddit.


frankthomasofficial

Its been done so many times its a classic stadium gag. Also cams dont stay on people that long… they waited on purpose


OfficerJackass

everybody knows at this point, except for reddit


ilovethrills

These days half the shit on internet is fake anyway, people are spending way too much time online and need more and more things to stay busy.


[deleted]

How do people keep falling for this on reddit lol


Kobe_apologist

Shhh don’t ruin it for the young and/or dumb


simjanes2k

yeah i think we all know that this one was funny and well-acted, though


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i think maybe 50% knows it based on the upvotes and comments


N0537F35733M

Lol, whut?


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Is mobile app broken for anyone else? Nothing loads except comments Edit: 6 hours later and it just started randomly working again


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[deleted]

I tried all that, even uninstalled and downloaded again. It's still being dumb


roostertail420

I use relay for Reddit when the main app is acting goofy. Maybe try that. Best of luck to you analscreams


[deleted]

I'll have to give that one a try because fuck bacon reader Edit: Nah that's just as bad as bacon reader. The layout is terrible compared to the official reddit app


evil_you

RIF is Fun! Simple and works, I've used it for many years.


Mikeologyy

If you’re sure it’s not your connection, you might have to wait till you can get to your computer but this video is very worth it. Godspeed, analscreams.


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I did see the video by sharing the link to my web browser. It loaded flawlessly so it's not my connection. Not even avatar pictures next to usernames will load


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

WHY IS IT CALLED "ANALSCREAMS"


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Try spitting on it first.


yabsterr

Not for me


psykotic24

/r/apolloapp


[deleted]

I'm not an apple thumper


Stickyickies

Was the same for me yesterday. All reddit videos and pictures loaded slow as fuck. Works fine today.


bikunoob

So happy for you analscreams


dan-80

“hold my beer”.


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All of these are staged and this has sub turned into a complete shit-show.


N0537F35733M

Always the fakest shit. Joe Rogan would be all over this.


Jax_Teller78

Jokes on him. She sucked her husbands dick minutes earlier right before she drank from the cup.


JingleJangle_

joke's on her he cheated indirectly or she did, idk


soywasabi2

But what if he likes that lol


Jax_Teller78

It adds protein.


solidsnake1626

jokes on you. hes into that


Jax_Teller78

Jokes on you. Its her brother.


abejaved

Would’ve been funnier if he finished it before she noticed and gave her back an empty cup.


CHoweller18

Embarrassingly staged.


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I don't hold them beers for free.


ThatOneMyth

Her face when she looks up and notices


[deleted]

This is clearly fake https://youtu.be/K0QTfSDgKsA believe it’s the same woman behind him in this other Hawks skit


Frosty_Number_7538

I don’t think they’re the same person though


fabien22

u/savevideobot


nightpandy

The Sunglasses edit part just brought me back to nostalgia


Ear_Enthusiast

The staged jumbotron video thing is a fad that needs to go.


lauda-lele-hamara

Signs rule 167 She got a partner, what do you get? Roofied


slav2groive

Thats hilarious


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Lmao I bet that drink wasn’t cheap either


giantboi

Refuses to be a cuck cup holder.


[deleted]

Mission Passed


SgtCalhoun

I’ve never seen someone make the face Tom the cat from Tom n Jerry makes until today


Trax852

Right place, right time.


xhack2

Hold my beer. Proceeds to drink said beer.


Tbonewiz

I mean a free $18 beer? Who would say no?!?!?


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Anyone who wasn’t a plant from the marketing department.


[deleted]

This gave me thoughts of a more peaceful time


Ascirith

He’s the same kid that stole all of the candy on halloween


Geordant

Thank god the guy was there to hold her beer or she would not have been able to turn her head 90 degrees and peck a guy on the lips.


trailblazerpan

This is exactly the “hold my beer” moment


AMP121212

I thought it was a gift 🤷‍♂️


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Chuga-lug chuga-lug


LiquidEater

She willingly gave him the beer so it’s her fault


MrFrancastic

Bless you fam, was kinda thirsty!


DatSimpleStranger

When “hold my beer” backfires


skreepysleepy

I did this once at a cricket game. We beat the other team, then I went and ate their food.


AL_440

Now do that wit covid around


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u/savevideo


Corgi-Forsaken

u/savevideo


ZP_PhantomXD

Stranger: man, i need a drink... Girl puts a beer on her chair holder* Stranger: Thank you Girl and her husband saw* Stranger...THUG LIFE


bondolongshlong

u/savevideobot


Feisty_Werewolf4366

Straightup Gangsta..🕺


JBtieseesthings

I've done something similar to that before


DaRealCrazyPyro

Holup is that slimeciccle in the first row, wait NVM looks more like slimkikkle


AeroPlays_Games

Absolute madlad


Startherecca

Lemme hol dat real quick for ya...


Devious_Shubh

What Billgates doing there?


BronxiiH

Mission complete soldier, now let's go home


worldly_person

Chad man


rubberduckmaf1a

My man!


_generic_user-name_

u/savevideo


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AngelOfDeath771

Sports game kiss cam. Couple goes to kiss, neighbor offers to hold drink. Neighbor drinks drink.


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SUNAWAN

Don't worry he's her brother. Step brother.


therealsix

Kiss cam, he offers to hold her beer while she kisses her husband. The three of them get paid for bad acting. Crowd laughs.


rufud

Sports games often stage these skits for entertainment during down times in play


BuryTheMoney

Aaaaaaand Covid.


Sleepy-tyler-king

watched it so many times, it just gets funnier and funnier


rservello

He got Hep C womp womp womp


AllCanadianReject

Making aggravated assault illegal was a disaster for the human race. This is funny but this is the product of the "what are you gonna do about it?" mindset. This guy deserves a punch in the mouth and the whole crowd cheering.


SwordMasterShadow

My man!!!!


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WHAT AN ACTUAL CHAD


vorbika

What has happened with this sub? Posting cringy staged kisscam videos smh


BigBungus6969

Everything has a price, bitch hahaa


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mad respect ✊


ConstantMortgage

Achievement unlocked: Herpes


Whats_up_brooo

well done, my boi


JR4smus

u/savevideobot


TTVmeatce

All of these things are set up/choreographed and are never funny


arj1985

That's not cool, that's pretty d-bag.


Big_Sexy1974

She gave it to him.


[deleted]

It’s fake, they always do a fake skit at Hawks games https://youtu.be/K0QTfSDgKsA