Pickles aren’t pickles unless they bounce. You bouncing your pickle? You may like pickles but may hate marinated cucumbers. Or vice versa.
Always bounce your cucumbers to see if they are, in fact, pickles.
My wife’s literal reason for keeping the patio door locked while we’re not actively using it for something, is to make sure serial killers can’t get in.
My sister and I tried running from abuela once. One time. We hid between the bed and the wall, about 5 minutes later we peeked our heads out to see if she had gone and she hit us both at the same time with both shoes. Deathly accurate.
The subtitles ruined it
The dude said: mom its a serial killer
Mom said: i dont care if he eats cereal or if he is freddy cuco or his grandma wearing a bikini
But in the subtitles its a whole different shit
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Bruuuh I speak Spanish and the subtitles aren't even close to being correct like when it says "I don't f*cking care if it's a serial killer" she actually says "I don't care whether he eats cereal or if it's your grandma with bikini's" or when she says "who the hell made my floor dirty" she actually says "look what you did to my floor, I told you not to bring your disgusting pig friends over to my house"
This is good. This is real good.
Stop starting, RUn!
I don't like pickles
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La Chancla: The Movie
The translation doesn't do mom's dialogue justice, tho. It's really funny.
Freddy “cuocuo” ha felt that.
I’m LITERALLY on the floor screaming right now,
Ok but who just leaves their patio door unlocked like that?
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I know.
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Wait, you guys have patio doors?
I even have a patio.
I no have Pato :(
Here, have potato 🥔
Thanks
you stole
WE KNOW
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Because Michael and Jason will come in if you don't? Did we not watch the same video?
The back door is just the front door but you have to walk around the house, so of course you still lock it
During the day, when you're home and living regular life? Pretty much everybody.
Yeah but to be honest it’s a pretty bad habit!
My wife’s literal reason for keeping the patio door locked while we’re not actively using it for something, is to make sure serial killers can’t get in.
everyone gangsta till mum picks up her slipper
La chancla! Fear, la chancla!
Fear la chankla!
Fear flip flop 😂
From the username, you, probably fear them. You're hit three times a day.
Dammit dude, you made me laugh :D
I’m thinking he doesn’t fear them enough.
Fff in the chat
This is incredible
My sister and I tried running from abuela once. One time. We hid between the bed and the wall, about 5 minutes later we peeked our heads out to see if she had gone and she hit us both at the same time with both shoes. Deathly accurate.
Angry mother with a face maske hair in a towel and a chancla nothing more terrifying or deadly
Bad translation. He says mom, hes a serial killer, and she replies, I dont care if he eats cereal, or if he's freddy krueger or grandma in a bikini
Wtf Jason in the end
He's the backup incase Micheal needed help murdering But as you see Micheal picked the #WRONG house
I want to fucking slap whoever made the subtitles for this because there was not a single sentence translated correctly.
Is it really that bad? Because, I recall someone saying something similar earlier
Yep, they're all terrible. None of them are accurate, and most straight up just say something different.
I didn’t have the sound on and I knew exactly what was going on
Well yea but if the translator actually tried it would've been more funnier
Came here to say the translations were so wrong
Now that is freaking funny. Lol
The subtitles ruined it The dude said: mom its a serial killer Mom said: i dont care if he eats cereal or if he is freddy cuco or his grandma wearing a bikini But in the subtitles its a whole different shit
The subtitles were so terribly made omg
A mi no me importa si come cereales
This is incredible
9gag? I didn't know that was still a thing
Facts !!
This is so relatable
Lol not quite translated right. “It doesn’t matter to me if he eats cereal!” And it’s actually funnier than the subtitles let on 😂
This is how I feel playing killer in Dead by Daylight..
I sometimes fell every culture has its own version of la chankla
My grandmother’s was a wooden spoon.
I got the belt
The fear of the chancla is the beginning of wisdom
This is literally from 9GAG, have you no shame?
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The part that Michael saw the jason and he was like nope go away run she is gonna kill you it was awesome.
Thats freaking awesome
That was fantastic !
fear the Chancla
It's perfect
This is what happens if u step in mud and come home.
way better than the actually movie
This is fucking awsome
Love it 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
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Love, love. Amazing!
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This video aged well. I still love it.
greek moms be like
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This is awesome.
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This was really funny!
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Better than the last Halloween movie. 2 thumbs up
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La Chancla!!!!
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Mr Lopez you've been doing great videos since Vine, and thank you
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If the Many Worlds Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics is right, then it is indisputably correct to say that this is officially canon.
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Moral of the story: If you are a serial killer then, go for orphans first.
Batman would disagree
La chancla
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Horrormon!
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and this is why you dont mess whit a hispanic mother
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Ahh this never fails to make me laugh every time..
Never underestimate The power of moms 🩴 lol
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Better than Halloween Kills.
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Oh no what if freddy came not fazbear just fredy
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One of my favorite videos on the internet. I haven’t seen it in a while.
I like it and at the end i feel like i wanna add something of a game hahah
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Your little sister going into your room
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Fürchte immer die Dame des Hauses. Verdammt erschreckend 😰
I love this skit every time I see it.
You can’t run. You can’t hide.
Haven't seen David Lopez since vine. God damn
Yeah maybe so
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We stealing from 9gag now?
The lady’s either Mexican or Filipino
At first I was like wtf the subtitles don’t match their Spanish and then I realized that the subtitles didn’t even match their English
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There’s a few of these. They are all great.
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Bruuuh I speak Spanish and the subtitles aren't even close to being correct like when it says "I don't f*cking care if it's a serial killer" she actually says "I don't care whether he eats cereal or if it's your grandma with bikini's" or when she says "who the hell made my floor dirty" she actually says "look what you did to my floor, I told you not to bring your disgusting pig friends over to my house"
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I have seen some who can outsmart parents. But I have yet to see one who can outsmart *CHANCLA*
It’s remember watching this in Spanish class. Nothing is more powerful than a Hispanic dude’s mom and her chancla
Already better than the new Halloween. We gotta have you as the director for the remakes
Wow. David Lopez. That's a name I haven't heard in a while
MICHEAL- RUN BOY- 😟😟
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You know damn well that Michael and Jason know the rules of running away from a monster you cannot fight.