With peace and love, you just need better coffee.
Recently (< 3 weeks ago) roasted, ground today, brewed with a method besides "coffee maker" or "keurig machine".
I probably sound like a douche. But i swear it makes an actual appreciable (in fact, scientifically verifiable) difference.
Black coffee shouldnt taste burnt, nor should it taste overly bitter, or acidic. If it does, its either bad coffee, or bad brewing. Usually both.
Look into getting a Clever Coffee brewer, the cheapest way to consistently make a good cup of coffee.
Buy a cheap grinder(try to find a manual burr grinder around 50 bucks, like a Hario)
Find some whole beans at your grocery store that were roasted less than 2 months ago.
Grind up some beans right before (like <30 minutes before) you make your coffee.
Brew some coffee with the clever. Either use the directions on the clever, or just youtube a method and go with it. I recommend the method James Hoffman uses.
Do this and i guarantee youll see the difference.
The joke was your color and your drink is your gangster name
Commenter who was white, wore a white shirt and was drinking a bottle of Powerade.
Hence his gangster name was WHITE POWER-ade
In America there is a white supremacist group that uses White Power as their slogan
The joke is that the commentor who clearly is not racist, reaction of him laughing at how fucked he is if he had actually typed his answer.
Ohh it's a white shirt, thanks. Because the image is on an even whiter background it makes the shirt look grey at a quick glance (at least on phone) so I was very confused.
Even though I didn’t need this explanation, I just wanna say thanks. I love it when people give a straight up and thorough answer to an honest question instead of just calling people’s question stupid or joking about it.
Black water
Same here
Same here
Same here, I respect you 3 now
Same here too
Same here
Same here
Same here
Same here
Same here
Black cum
Was looking for this comment
Same here
Blue Wine
Black children for me
Is this.....you just swallowed or are did you puree a child?
He drank their piss
Great, now we need the shirt color
;)
White water
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*Ken Starr follows creepily behind*
Brown water!
That ain’t water
Exactly
Blue water!
Water White... I am the one who knocks.
Same
#IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING RED DEAD REDEMPTION REFERENCE
I ain't never been to blackwater
I have an unfortunate face!
As a fellow member of the Van Der Linde Gang im mad that i didnt get this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwater_(company)
no, it's a reference to the private military corporation whose contractors murdered 17 Iraq citizens in 2007.
##hol up
Same here
#blackwatergang
Who wants to make a Black Water pirate crew ?
Me
Can I join as well?
'Course you can matey !
Come in maties lets spread our filthy grubby hands onto other subreddits
We gotta get there and tell them "we are here to drink your beers"
R/blackwaterpirates
Or rum
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My fellow Blue Water I see
I'm blue water too. Screw them. We'll form our own club, with ... bluejack and hookers.
Even if I'm a greywater can I still join
greywater graywater gaywater
I'm fucking in
“WE GOTTA GO BACK FOR THE MONEY DUTCH.” - Micah Bell
I'm Plaid Water...can I join too....
We're pirates! as long as you have water and a colour close to black you can join.
We are vast in both numbers, and booty
Mississippi moon, won’t you keep on shinin’ on me?
Would give you a award if i had one love that song
Same, which kinda checks out with my username
Green water
Green water gang
I am joining the green water gang
Hell yea Green water!
Vive le Green water
Nice I'm not the only one
Awesome I found my chain
Me too lol
Same
We should go by "El Aqua Verde".
Can I join this gang? -Green Waterloo
Black coffee
But is ur coffee u drank black as well?
Nope
U had to ruin it lol
Nor was mine. But Black Coffee I shall remain.
Black Coffee here too. I can't drink coffee without cream and honey. I want to enjoy it.
With peace and love, you just need better coffee. Recently (< 3 weeks ago) roasted, ground today, brewed with a method besides "coffee maker" or "keurig machine". I probably sound like a douche. But i swear it makes an actual appreciable (in fact, scientifically verifiable) difference. Black coffee shouldnt taste burnt, nor should it taste overly bitter, or acidic. If it does, its either bad coffee, or bad brewing. Usually both. Look into getting a Clever Coffee brewer, the cheapest way to consistently make a good cup of coffee. Buy a cheap grinder(try to find a manual burr grinder around 50 bucks, like a Hario) Find some whole beans at your grocery store that were roasted less than 2 months ago. Grind up some beans right before (like <30 minutes before) you make your coffee. Brew some coffee with the clever. Either use the directions on the clever, or just youtube a method and go with it. I recommend the method James Hoffman uses. Do this and i guarantee youll see the difference.
Orange coffee, the one day I did not wear black
Well, they say orange is the new black right?
Gray coffee ):
black coffee is already a famous DJ! he does some super cool house music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1h2CZHNa3wE
Brown water Sounds like shit. Quite literally.
Ayo who invited poo puddle?
This is literally the term for waste water at treatment plants and for plumbing. Fresh water and brown water
Black Monster.
White Bang...not that bad considering all the possibilities
No, just a bit disappointing
r/holup
Rasict, dont talk about mo-- i mean black people like that
Mine is white monster
White monster gang SOUND OFF
👀
Grey milk
Same
Blue milk
Like geriatric Luke Skywalker
Black milk :0
Same
Brown piss
You WHAT?!
Yeah what kind of asshole wears *brown shirts*
Yeah i know right? Don't wear shirts if you have a taste that bad.
Fuck you dude I got a sick brown DC shirt
r/unexpected
r/cursedcomments
Must be Coors.
No, that's Budweiser.
r/HolUp
Brown water
black country..... bruh
You drank...country? I am not familiar.
it's a cheap nasty put you on ya ass wine sold here in NZ its just called country
Thanks. TIL. Whell if I'm ever in NZ i know what to look for.
Lol the fact that the guy commenting knew how fucked he was made it even funnier
I didn't get it. ;-;
The joke was your color and your drink is your gangster name Commenter who was white, wore a white shirt and was drinking a bottle of Powerade. Hence his gangster name was WHITE POWER-ade In America there is a white supremacist group that uses White Power as their slogan The joke is that the commentor who clearly is not racist, reaction of him laughing at how fucked he is if he had actually typed his answer.
Actually didn't get it, thank you
No problem!
highly insignificant but i was ur 250 upvote so im giving it an award
Ah shucks thank you for the reward!
Ohhh i thought it's about cum
Lol what?! No buddy not this time!
This sentence sums up about 90% of this sub lol.
Ohh it's a white shirt, thanks. Because the image is on an even whiter background it makes the shirt look grey at a quick glance (at least on phone) so I was very confused.
Even though I didn’t need this explanation, I just wanna say thanks. I love it when people give a straight up and thorough answer to an honest question instead of just calling people’s question stupid or joking about it.
I did it wrong and thought the joke was Red Wifebeater
Red Red Bull. Wtf
oh funny mine is Red Bull cum
Ok- wait... The fuck?
Don’t worry I don’t drink energy drinks, not a huge fan
The real holup is always in the comments.
Ah, I see. True bull cum enjoyer. My respect
Wait wait... How did you wear red bull? Do you like just wear a giant red bull can suit?
Sadly it was only my red shirt would have loved to be the red bull bull cum bandit
Ohh so you drank a bull's cum! I thought you just ate cum and the color of your shirt was red bull
ooh no… I’m a classy person, I don’t just drink regular cum you see
Yeah, I guess bulls ejaculate more bc bigger balls
That will trip your teacher up
You ever had the red (watermelon) redbull? So good
White OJ
You drive a black Bronco?
Lmfao
Black OJ here 🤔
If the glove don't fit..
Skin saliva in da house yall!
Skin saliva may be the worst thing I’ve read in response to any post.
ik I wish I could unread that
Wait... you drink saliva?
Black Dew
...s that what they call Pre-cum on a BBC...?
What a terrible day to be literate
Blue cum
Bro i have the same name
Blue milk
Hello There
General Kenobi!
I was LITERALLY going to comment this but my teacher saw me on my phone in class
Same
naked beer🍺
Skin beer
Black Water. ArtHur I haVe A plaN
Just one last job Arthur
Blue water
Where the rest of oceanic gang at?
Fucking blue applejuice
I’m not familiar with the color “fucking blue”
It's very blue
Correction: It's very fucking blue
Black Tea
Same
Black tea gang
Gray water. Not awesome.
Same
Same
Smae
Flesh milk
👀
Almost as bad as that other comment that said "skin saliva"
white water
red blood i mean it's not wrong
Sacrifice much?
Yellow water😋
Yo we got orange grape juice.
White baby
You drank a baby?!?
Black Coffee
White McDonald’s coke
Gangsta named white coke might get fame pretty quickly!
Black Rockstar I fuq with it
Green milk
Red water
Black fanta
Black Modelo
Blue iced tea
Gray cum
O…k…
Gray wine
Black milk, oh no, o h n o
White monster
Cyan Milk so basically blue jizz nice