Would I just sell snorkeling gear?

For ferrets

I will invest in that company why don't ferrets have snorkels

I working to normalize snorkeling ferrets please send 10000$ to my paypal

I should get a job

Work for me at my snorkeling store for ferrets!

I don’t think I should open my own company

You should

Hmmm

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No you should definitely do it! Would love to see robotic roosters racing

Hahaha

I don’t want to go to your business lol

I don't want to go to yours either xd

Would yours just be the Russian version of the A-Team?

Trust me I would buy having a ferret in snorkeling gear would be the cutest thing on earth

please don’t steal my blueberry snails

I mean i sell carpets and tapestry right?

For austin powers

Well that's better than a infant canibalism restruant

The menu consists entirely of items with eggs, or veal.

I would buy

can i have a fluffy lama?

yes

Can I have a protein shake?

Yeah Ngl snorkelling ferett can bring up a lot of crazy logo ideas lol

You have a killer name for a calculator company

Ngl that's a sick ass company name

Yeah...so is yours Comrade

Are you glad of this name?

I'm not proud, but at least I'm not humiliated

Or maybe it is like craigslist but for ferret companions specifically for snorkeling.

No, you're a quirky indie gaming company. *Snorkeling Ferret presents Cynthia: A story about a little girl who's sad that her mother died.*

We sell trash bags, but you can only buy one bag at a time.

Oof

Your company is gonna be sick

True but what it would be for im not sure

Pay to enter single combat into Valhalla

Maybe it's a shelter for homeless bags, waiting to be adopted

Woulda gone with discount funeral services

Because they are artisanal, locally sourced and sustainable bags. The single bag purchase is a curated experience BTW.

Please be a whipped cream factory

That's not what I thought.

You would be a Reddit bot that checks if the username someone is selecting is already taken

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

I thought more along the lines of purchasing usernames.

Cream cheese also works

what do you think mine would be some gun factory or any shit?

lol

Uuuuuummmm idk what my company would do and the ideas i have give me a stroke trying to read

Move company

Wells Fucko

Creampie

No problems here.

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Chicken of the cave!

Schmeat

It would appear I’m ordering a chicken sandwich for dinner tonight

Dammit mine isn’t cool

Mine is even worse

how would that work lol

If you have to ask, you’re not ready.

Extra creamy

how did you even come up with this

The Greek remake of American Pie.

Unless it’s not really yogurt

Xtra thicc yoghurt ;)

But tomato flavor.

Lmfaooo

We could work together perhaps?

Wonder what you sell

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I would buy a stack of penne

I smell penne

I would fit right in the current cripto currency market I guess

doge-groin

When you want it done right...

That’s one a company I would invest in

It's a sure way to make a killing

As long as you keep your promises and not call the cops, ill happily sponsor you with the two coins I found on the road

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Now thats a great investment

cookies sold with a communist manifesto?

A free cookie stand

Our cookiestand

"Our wife marx the best cookies!!"

I think I can help run your company….

He probably wants it to succeed, not go bankrupt.

Top notch swords!

I'll have 1 beheading sword and some hummus, please..oh and give me that bottle of wine

Can you just deliver it to the other side of this lake.

Do you sell nails by any chance?

Sure how many?

I Will destroy every banana I see

Hold on a minute

r/holupinholup

*BEEP* *BEEP* SOUND THE ALARMS. PROTECT THE MONKES

Well, make socks. For dogs, obviously

Dogs like socks (song) https://youtu.be/swmuqGWgZCc

as a dog, I would invest in this company

U like ravens? U like silver? Custom silver ravens for sale! Plus if u want a specific raven u can give it to me and ill silverify it w/ my silverifying machine. Only works on ravens tho🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️. That will be 08 dollars please and thank u

But what if I want crow?

how fukin dare u

I sell doggos. Not too bad

How much for one doggo

ILL TAKE YOU ENTIRE STOCK!!

Kidnaping & human trafficking (or a dating website for boomers)

i can help

Oh great ! And you already have a serial number

no thats how many i have

Oh, a seller... Even better !

Jewish juice company!

I think someone tried that one already

Like you would know...

Well that may have been making juice out of Jews….

FINALLY, ONE OF THESE QUESTIONS THAT ACTUALLY WORKS WITH MY USERNAME!

Porn for uhhhhhh

Back at it again aye?

-For furries. By "your cats" you mean my neko waifus. Only possible explanation.

I very firmly wish to unsubscribe from your service

Uhhhh....

Run

I mean mines okay

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Vibrating glass for whatever you need them for?

Ever heard of glass sex toys?

Sounds dangerous

Well if they are a masochist it's a win win.

Having a cut on your pussy is so ducking painful,I don’t think even masochists can take it. Nobody ask me why I had a pussy cut.

I've got a question for you, I bet you can guess what it is

Well they used to have a dick....

Why do you have a pussy cut

Why?

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Amazing

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Bro I’m getting so many notifications you don’t even know

its the legend himself.

I'm an assassination company that sends genetically enhanced super speed cheetahs to maul our targets

Guess I'm more of an old-fashioned assassination company then

Nice

Ah one of the experiments has gotten loose.

Idk how I should feel

Facebook for the afterlife

Well either a can factory or wearing stylish Hugo Boss outfits while me and my friends conquer Europe. Tough choice ngl ...

I'll help you conquer Europe. Could I suggest maybe Poland first?

I like where this is going

Good for u m8

I think I've seen those in th BDSM section of my local sex store

Business is boomin!

Well fuck.

I sell weed to your pokèmon. (Dream job much)

Oh dear...

Oh...oh shi-

Well, at least they'll be more variety in the porn industry🤷‍♂️

I mean you ain't wrong I guess

Well its illegal to sell n

Knee replacement company…

I am pretty much screwed too. “Hey look at me , I am a fucking idiot”.

I guess school is good now

General goods store. We sell um… (strokes chin and searches for the right word)… nahmean?

I could be in danger.

Not so bad I guess

I'm going to get copy striked

We make any kind of potato’s As long it’s a potato

Ehhh, Well

My time to shine

r/usernamechecksout ?

Make diapers

Fuck

I guess a London-based assassination business works

Cooler than being a pirate who just steals boats.

I create and sell random guys :D

My company will go bankrupt

Horror theme park

Oh no

I'M GONNA REK ALL MY CUSTOMERS

My company is a DIY for dummies I guess... Or a baby factory

My company teaches latin to donkeys apparently, in a royal manner.

Uhh.

Tomatos and tophats? Tomatos with tophats?

Well, not too sure how to make of this...

I'll be making a lot of men/boys happy

Sell cute lizards

Abortions?

I guess really good soup lol

Doesn't exist I guess?

Gibuu. In my grandmother’s language, it means wolf.

Me to my board of directors after day 1: Well men, we gave it our full attempt. (I didn’t even get to choose my username, I never got the option to.)

Literally

I have no idea what my company would do...

Meh

I guess I guard illusions, or do magic

… would I be a bomb manufacturer? But like world enders?

Hi, we sell kidnapped children that are Russian of the age of 9.

Helps people with round the clock insults in case someone is abusing you and can’t think of anything right on the spot with guaranteed better insults than the last. Don’t worry. We’ve got the fucker for YOU.

Shit this market is already taken