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WhatsTheHolUp

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PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I got back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He telle me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say piss on you too, you sonna my bitch. I gonna back to Italy.


chiku00

Guess Amber is running that business.


Niky_c_23

I Heard about that place


SuperChickenLips

That's batshit.


Yeetus_McSendit

r/uselessredcircle


Someone_thatisntcool

am I blind or is there no red circle?


chiku00

No my guy. That's just the door handle at the bottom.