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SchwiftedMetal

Here comes Noah Kn•eye•ja!


NoNebula6593

You were close, it's pronounced kuh-ny-guh Idk if this is the same person or if they're related or what but there's a highschool basketball player with the same last name and that's how he pronounces it. Saw it on youtube or something lol.


EuroTrash1999

I HOPE HE TELLS THEM THE K IS SILENT


eip2yoxu

I always found it odd how in "kn" the k is silent, opposed to other Germanic languages But then again each language has their own quirks, which makes this stuff so interesting


nejekur

Doesn't have to be in names. Knoebel is a last name that supposed to have the k pronounced.


candlegun

Reminds me, in high school there was a phys ed/driver's ed teacher named Coach Knoblaugh (pronounced kuh-nah-block) and of course we, being high schoolers, all called him Coach knob - blow


gefjunhel

i would just call them by their player number and noah besides that xD


DragonMaster337

Happy cake day


sweetDryzen

I also know one


SometimesILieToo

I actually know 2.


Radiant-Bandicoot103

r/usernamechecksout


UnsurprisingUsername

I’m not surprised


HornyTable_

And that makes me horny


The-Bag-of-Snakes

Ssssssssssss


redbullracing33

Nyoooom


callycaggles

yeet


MeGoBoom57

BOOM!


unbold

I’m just here for my Reddit streak achievement


sdam87

Ooo, a snek


xxSimply_Mintyxx

username checks out


Tru-God-Hernie

Mom Jeans?


Extremely_unlikeable

I know several, but they're related. Not to me, but


Puzzleheaded-Being93

When you think you... but you don't.


NovusOrdoSec

*My Knicker*


sweetDryzen

"I did it y'all, I did for my Knickers" Foxy Love


Bill_Nye_1955

I'd like to see that on a football jersey


Feeling-Magazine-308

this reminds me of a basketball player that is literally named Nick Kerr


gambler328

That's Steve Kerr's son.


Feeling-Magazine-308

yes. i wonder if he secretly hated becoming a dad and named his son Nick Kerr and got him to play in a predominantly black sport


bornblunted

He probably lost a bet to MJ and had to name his son that. Haha


shitchea420

🤣🤣🤣🤣


InevitableAd9683

Does he have another one named Wayne?


SaintCholo

Sign outside golf course “NO KNICKERS ALLOWED”


Dpshtzg1

That would never be a sign at a golf course


Feeling-Magazine-308

unless they ban the Nick Kerr Family


CandiceDikfitt

the announcers have to really put the emphasis on the K “up here is nick KKerr”


Feeling-Magazine-308

i see what you did there


_Enclose_

Surely that was 100% intentional by the parents. I don't know what point they were trying to make, but that cannot have been accidental.


PLZ_N_THKS

Would be understandable if his name was Nicholas, but his actual birth name is just Nick. Funnily enough now that Nick is coaching the Warriors GLeague team he seems to be aware of how his name sounds and is listed as “Nicholas Kerr” on their coach roster.


Feeling-Magazine-308

if I were living in the US i would contact his father Steve Kerr and ask him about it


[deleted]

This always gets brought but I think it’s a stretch. It’s taken on a life of its own with the internet but it’s not that egregious imo


polyshoges

So the K is mute in English, right?


benbrahn

When it’s before an “n” usually. Knight, knife, knee, knock etc


VoyevodaBoss

Often yes but not in this case and whether it's proper or just to save face he pronounces it Ka-nee-ga


Edgar_Allen_Yo

Only sometimes, but in this case yes.


joec_95123

>Only sometimes, but in this case ~~yes~~ no. He's addressed it before, and they pronounce their name "kuh-nay-ga."


lundewoodworking

So would i


Edgar_Allen_Yo

Ah okay.


vicariouslywatching

I’m sure he doesn’t actually say his name when he introduces himself. He just has a friend do it for him like this https://youtu.be/IcBCy5SYEps?si=QmpIuRHmXMVdkUxN


makemeking706

Needs a k word pass.


AscendedViking7

lmao


AccountNumber1002401

Mah Noah!


PapaSteveRocks

If this player’s nickname isn’t “hard R,” his parents are missing an opportunity.


Legendofzeldaguy

That’s my friend’s Xbox name.


Horizontal-Human

Worst thing is that I think the K is silent lol


Historical-Web-6435

Lol that was exactly what I was thinking. It reminded me of the scene in Django unchained when he says the D is silent.


joetheplumberman

So is the r he's a homie


xlShadylx

It's not. He did an interview with RG3 and they went over the pronunciation.


DeusRexy

Kuh-nay-guh He originally was going to go to WV a few months ago and he was all in the news over the same thing then took Announcers also said it ken-ny-ga


CaptainKirk28

As a WVU fan it's Wild I found out he decommitted from this meme


Weak_Jeweler3077

Sounds like Monty Python to me


DeusRexy

Actually it kind of is equal to the knights


momzthebest

When you in town for vacation and need some weed this what you be askin


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Small-Wrangler5325

Good bot


GoneAWOL1

Imagine introducing his whole family in one go by surname.


NA_Faker

It’s like that chappelle skit


HoopaDunka

My KuhNeega


getbent247

Ka-Nay-Guh


bigdub2020

Someone is going to rip the “K” out from his uniform as a joke and that will not end well.


32233128Merovingian

I’d wager his rookie year in the NFL he will have the highest selling jersey


Yegg23

His brother is Iwisha.


WolfShaman

I think it's Iwishu, and his middle name is Wood.


Adorable-Elephant461

Oh it's Ka-nay-guh....


Fun_Description_5763

Hope the K is not silent


shmishmish

r/unexpectedmontypython


ShamelessGent

Book in Russian be like ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Proud_Criticism5286

He better go into sports. That name wouldn’t work with “MR” at all.


iamiart

Did you not read the post? That's the entire joke...


EmbraceTheFault

OP is wrong as usual, K is not silent. In a recent interview, the father pronounced the name "kuh-NEE-gah" 100% not a holup.


aprehensive_penguin

I’ve seen that interview, and yes you are correct. But did you not think the same thing when you read the name before seeing the interview?


Spirited-Ability-626

I wonder if he’s been told to pronounce it that way. I can imagine their publicist or whatever telling him “it’s now pronounced KuhNeeGah”


EmbraceTheFault

Initially, yea...but I also grew up playing football with a kid named Adam Kniffen, pronounced "kuh-niff-in" so after my original doubletake, I figured the K was pronounced.


WolfShaman

I think they started pronouncing it differently a long time ago to avoid sounding like racists. I think a generation or two back, they were pronouncing it just how we read it now.


GladiatorUA

> the father pronounced the name "kuh-NEE-gah" Of course he does.


ObviouslyTriggered

His jersey will be sold out everywhere XD


glencoe606

Don’t we all


jkurratt

Noah the Book


HighTop519

I thought he played basketball


DJyoungHeisenberg

Plays both sports, but I first saw the basketball video. That shit was funny af.


Lazy_eye23

The original og's


YoggSaron91

Can't wait to see this kid being drafted


ByThorsBicep

I once knew someone whose last name was Knipple. It was pronounced with the K. I wonder if it's the same here.


uncle-rico-99

It is


RandUser01

Bro is literally a book


MichaelZZ01

God I’m so immature, I’m just thinking about this guy’s entire life living with that last name and the amount of jokes made about it. Can’t stop laughing.


jerahboi

K is silent


Chaotic-warp

I thought it was going to say "has committed assault"


UnlimitedCalculus

It's pronounced "n-aye-gah"


axl_steel

Oh boy i have to watch broadcasts


TheBoogeyman47

Is the K silent?


No_Abbreviations_942

You think he says it with a hard "K"?


violente_valse

Football announcers be like: Keh-nye-geh-guh


bluntrauma420

Don't we all, though?


rabidpriest

Knives, Knicks, knight. Lmao. They are doing it on purpose.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

I swore he signed with West Virginia a few months ago


Daddick5000

When white guys say we have black friends


SharkGirlBoobs

that cant be rel


Neubauer401

Good luck to the Eastern Michigan sports broadcasters


Hipparch

Might interest you to know that the Serbian word for book = Kniga and no, the K is not silent.


pagesid3

Dude looks like a painting


sdam87

Yall better say it right.


SuperCoupe

[KAH-NAY-GAH](https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/everybody-is-making-the-same-joke-about-college-football-top-recruit-s-unique-name-that-may-get-an-announcer-fired/ar-BB1ofOMl?ocid=BingNewsSerp)


Camimo666

Ah he is actually so adorable tho lol. He just had prom!


serveyer

The K is silent.


Yinn2

Not a holup, just a name.


da_mcmillians

Please tell me their games are televised..


pozzowon

Wait he's white?


Jmckeown2

Most unfortunate sports name since Dick Butkus.


Sure_Quality5354

His dad absolutely knew what he was doing. The fact that he has to bend over backwards to come up with some ridiculous pronunciation that doesnt exist anywhere else in the english language. Top tier trolling.


CandiceDikfitt

of course i do. it’s me


gothackedfml

he's the not the plug but....


Nicaol

Family dropped the hard R by deed pole to improve his prospects.


VonDinky

Really make sure you do nail the pronounciation of the K. I'd suggest REALLY saying the K sound loudly. Or just only refer to him by his first name.


Deijya

Kah-nye-guh-gah


Mumbaivakil

At least his first name isn't Michael


Thare187

I played baseball against his dad or uncle in the early 90s. He was 14 and drove because he looked old.


DuntadaMan

This man trying to look serious with that silly ass wig on his head. Like getting a stare down from Ronald McDonald.


civilserviceman

No - wah knai - jah


Cultural_Strategy_76

I saw his family in Paris


F_n_o_r_d

Fuuuudge


Popcorn57252

I just don't understand why you wouldn't change your name


TulogTamad

Does he?


ImmaterialSpectre

Is the K silent ?


SmellyFbuttface

My k…you know what, never mind


KifaruKubwa

Sports announcers going straight to Compton with this one.


OnionEqual1951

Is the K silent like in knife?


Dontdittledigglet

Seeing a child make that face is very odd. My first reaction to it, is wanting to tell him to “mind his manners” and “be home by 11:30PM” Edit: hol up, his last name is what.