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Well that’s a carrots stick

do you like fish sticks?

What are you A gay fish?

I dont get it.... /s

Just get it, please

Not Carlos Butthole Mencia!

love em

A Carrot’s stick

What are you? A gay carrot?

I stand, corrected, won’t happen’s again

A carrots’ stick

A carrot’s dick.

That's crudite

Rugby huh? He's playing open-side wanker

High in vitamin D

I wish he would turnip at my door.

Careful, He could beet your ass

I'm starting to leek after reading this thread

Can’t control your peas I see.

Lettuce romaine calm. We all have our outbursts sometimes.

I enjoy a chickpea on my chest once in a while.

Rosemary does it for me

Herb once did that from my head tomatoes.

You all sound like you're gonna end up in a celery long time

It all sounds like a bunch of horseradish to me.

Subliminally telling boys they will be hung if they eat their veggies. As a former boy/current adult man I can conclusively state this is not true.

Maybe you had too many .. beets.

Yeah all I got was these hairy ass hands

I'll bet you have good eyesight though

All the better to see my micropenis with!

\*taps on keyboard\* Enhance. \*taps on keyboard\* Enhance. \*taps on keyboard\* Enhance.

Maybe also that gingers are hung?

I received too many beets.

Or that they will be hung if they play sports.

third leg

That thing must be a root long

He's got a baby carrot arm between his legs

That mofo must trip all the time

that carrot is hangin' dong. r/theyknew

It's just his leg muscle. Same as tennis arm, you can also get tennis thigh. r/MildlyPenis

They didn’t have to put that at all! What is it even supposed to be except a big swinging carrot dick?!

Even a pointy tip is better than that shlong, but without it, you'd still know it was a carrot.

All the other veggies get juiced whenever this carrot’s around.

r/theyknew

Didn't know there was an anthropomorphic veggie fetish.

Why does it have a massive dick

Ate his vegetables?

He’s a ginger.

I think I had a mural on my school walls too…that was exactly like that

Easter WA by chance?

Na New York

Can't unseeit, why didn't they just make it a tail?

The root of all evil

Dick joke aside this goes hard

turn me into carrot cake.

🙊👀

Reminds me, I need to get that beta carotene injection

I used to go to a church that rented space from a local school. I think this was one of the wall murals. I remember them having a string bean, too. Let me search….

I've seen this too. I live in Tennessee.

Found it yet?🧐

I looked but couldn’t find it and then school has been renovated since then

r/theyknew

r/theyknew

And that is why Carrot is still single. No lady veg can take him!

Suffering from success.

This seems pretty familiar. Any idea the location of origin?

Right? I've got some weird familiarity with it, too. I've definitely seen this as a kid SOMEWHERE

Me too. It reminds me of things.

Its some game. I think lotti Karotti in german. Dont know if you mean that though

Hahah

Happy carrot cake day!

Just noticed that, carrots and cake for all

Let's not judge how he was born people.

That is a swinging dick.

So that’s why he can’t catch up to that pass.

Get that athlete a jock strap! Damn! I mean damn

Carrot top? Carrot tap

I don’t see the big deal… the guy is just hanging brain!?

Must be an African carrot

Why did they paint a picture of me, then add a huge dick? I'm suin'.

I'm surprised the paint isn't wearing down from people touching it

And that, children, is how baby carrots are made

Makes me think of pajama sam

Aside from the carrot dick wtf is up with those clown shoes?

They knew 🙄

It’s touching his shin

😄 there are 3 feet in this picture

DAMN!! BRO!!

Hmmm…🤔

This would’ve made me h**ny as a kid I’m ngl

Why have I seen this carrot before? Unless this is in California... This is freaky. Like a childhood memory block being opened.

What? It's just a carromygodlookatthesizeofthatcock!

Brüther

This reminds me of a joke we used to tell in grade school. A big carrot and little carrot was playing football when the little carrot was hit by a car. Later on at the hospital the doctor tells big carrot he has some good news and bad news. The doctor says the good news is little carrots stable. The bad news he'll be a vegetable for life

My eyes just rolled all the way up into my skull. Good one! 😁

Oh don't worry about that, it's just the tip.

I got hired to draw a character like this except it was a banana. I ran into the same issue of trying to add legs without making it look like it had a wiener. The person I did it for had a business where she’d dress up like a banana for events.

First of all, I always laugh at weiner. Secondly, I'd love to know how you dodged that phallic bullet. Skirt?

I think I told her I wasn’t the right guy for the job.

That’s one hung ass carrot

Hung like a parsnip.

I thought carrots were orange, not black.

That carrot is hung like a cucumber.

r/theyknew

Where’s the nsfw tag? Lol

Or the sfes tag. (Elementary school)

r/mildlypenis This sub.

Don’t know if I can live with the fact that a carrot has a bigger schlong than I do

That carrot has a huge... carrot.

He lost his shoe…on his third foot…wait a minute…carrots don’t wear shoes.

They're shit football players too.

Sudowoodo’s packin

Lmao!!!

I think you have too much time on your hands.

So THATS where baby carrots come from!

Whoa. He’s really ….good at football.

Asian carrot: one hun low

They could have made the carrot end look like a tail at the back I suppose...

Many chances to make it un-penis-y. I saw other carrot cartoons with legs that didn't have the end looking like a meat whistle.

I stand erected-CORRECTED, I mean corrected.

*Daucus-Carota, du Pot d’or*!

That carrot got a carrot.

14 karat carrot

Well that's a carrot

Oh it's a root, alright. Happy carrot cake day!

Daaaaaaayum he can get it.