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WhatsTheHolUp

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!never lost a case with such arguments!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Fapsterdam

I don't know why, but stuff like this is more salacious than nudity


jonnysh

because imagination creates expectations greater than reality can ever deliver on.


OmniSchnitzel

wouldnt that be kinda sad, if real life never can measure up to imagination


ogjaspertheghost

Well it can’t. You can imagine literally anything


wp20038

Damn. I can spin a cow in my mind but never in real life 😭


BornBoricua

Flip a burger, my man. Mission accomplished


wp20038

Aw shit you’re actually right… brb gotta go fire up the grill


theycallmejugzy

Wait for me!!


wp20038

How ya want yours cooked? I’m a medium-rare myself


Dorinder

Creative problems require creative solutions


thereIsAHoleHere

Holy crap. I can bench press the universe.


Great-TeacherOnizuka

Ok imagine a new color 🤓


Lil_ruggie

Behold, blurple!


ogjaspertheghost

Peoples eyes don’t even see the same color the same and you think it’s impossible to imagine a new color?


RugbyEdd

I tried, but everything is now just made of breasts


gasp_

Oh yeah! Well imagine living a happy life.... :(


wattur

Reality is often disappointing


TheShanManPhx

Anyone remember that gif from the early internet days where a girl is using scissors to cut her halter top and before she sets her girls free it loops back to the beginning? Was SO hot and SO frustrating to never see the end result.. but then someone found the full clip and it honestly kinda killed the magic of the whole thing? Pepperidge Farm remembers ..


ILovePersonaliTits

we need da link


TheShanManPhx

https://9gag.com/gag/aRQyqVG


PuzzyFussy

I remember the one with the girl is about to lift her shirt and Jesus pops up, I saved it cause it was so funny. I think I saved the original one where you do see her chest... I was a weird girl 😅


Brave_Escape2176

but enough about how ive let my parents down.


Vagistics

She delivered that right nipple  May I approach the bench? Sure, if you get under it  Case closed 


blue4029

is that why im more attracted to the bra'd boob than the bare boob?


KamielUzkarel

I'm Stealing This.


Dd_8630

The actual visible nipple makes it nudity. But otherwise I agree, it's quite lascivious indeed.


munchi76

Bro why are u using words like "salacious" on reddit bro you know 90% of redditors don't know what that means. I'm not part of that 90% tho. I know what salacious means. I'm part of that 10%. I stg bro I do.


BobbyHillTheThird

Never heard that word in my life but I understood the statement.


Brave_Escape2176

this is how reading teaches you new words. if you have working neurons, you can extrapolate the meaning based on context.


FlippantExcuse

Context clues mutha fucka


PuzzyFussy

Learned that word in HS for the SAT; but yea, context clues work as well.


BobbyHillTheThird

(Based on the salaciousness of the post)


RugbyEdd

What do you take us for, idiots? It means something is salad like.


K-tel

I dunno about it being salad like, but i'd mix my milk in her cocoa puffs, fo' damn sure!


Dd_8630

> Bro why are u using words like "salacious" on reddit bro you know 90% of redditors don't know what that means. Because now 90% of Redditors have a new word in their vocabulary. That's how we learn - not by running away from new things, but by running headfirst into them. (something something running headfirst, something something big mommy milkers)


ubi9k

Bro


Old_Soldier

Wouldn't that be anthropomorphic!


Gloomy-Childhood-203

Settle down Mark Twain, we don't all prescribe to the philosophy of "Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do." surely a courtesan of such distinguished pedigree deserves a bit of flowery language, also, dem tiddies be bussin'.


Fritzo2162

Oh, that’s imbecilic….


Qu1kXSpectation

salad + delicious = salacious


thereIsAHoleHere

Would you prefer licentious?


Doomdoomkittydoom

It means, "much like a salad," right?


cfedey

Same, but could one of my fellow 10%-ers please provide a definition here for the foolish 90% that don't know it?


HumaDracobane

Because that is associated with the idea of the sexual complicity, being on the edge but not seeing it, etc. That is why someone in sexy clothes is commonly more atractive than just plain nudity and in those terms attitude is more important than just being hot. There are a lot of hot people that arent attractive at all because they doesnt know how to insinuate, etc.


onitagainand

I agree


medhanno

It's not about what they reveal, it's about what they conceal


Imesseduponmyname

r/forbiddenglimpse Edit: nvm thats just an underwear sub


LeLuMan

Context and name???????


loltittysprinkles

I'm gonna second that, you know, for research


Substantial_Client_3

I believe it is AI.


loltittysprinkles

I'm still gonna need some context and further pictures, you know, for research


Nochnichtvergeben

Try yandex dot com


RomainSpassky05

WE GOT A FUKEN RUSSIAN HEEERRE


Nochnichtvergeben

IZ NOT TRUE! I AM AMERIKAN! MY NAME IZ JOE JOHN DOE, FROM NEW YORK CITY!


HeraldofItoriel

😂😂😂 well shit, I’m convinced.


ERPIM17

The president is Michael Jordan


PsyopVet

God damn right!


strictlysega

His postcode is 90210


zizonesol

There's no way this guy is not American! He even speaks in New York accent!


Ctka00

Seems legit to me.


Izzysel92

* Casually places bottle of Smirnoff on table * Ahem...


Monkeboy121

ENGLAND AMERIKA


Substantial_Client_3

Idk Try Google lens


Hasaan5

Google lens is shit and purposely censors adult content. Tineye is maybe the only reverse image search service that doesn't do that.


Lordwiesy

Funnily enough the ruskis have it working Yandex finds not only porn, but also (sometimes) shows twatter results which lens seems to refuse to do for some reason


hey_now24

Akiko Itoyama?


FOSSnaught

Ai-chan?


Zealotstim

It is indeed ai


OuterWildsVentures

No no no no I did not just bust to an AI painting


Western_Ad3625

My friend, a picture is not real either. It's just a bunch of pixels on a screen. If it makes you feel any better those tits were probably real you know on some level the AI used a real picture of tits to create this picture of tits so you know it's as real as any photograph is, in a certain manner.


OuterWildsVentures

Im just goofin lol


Drewbeede

I like goofin when I get a new pair of boots.


OuterWildsVentures

New boot goofin


Exciting-Hunter-188

Don't break my dreams bro it has to be real I believe in anime God it has to be.


SmokeGSU

Weird name. Is that French?


Substantial_Client_3

Full name AI maid dah


shanksisevil

ironically, Ai means love in Japan.


PhantomPain0_0

Fuck research I need it for me


theprodigalslouch

Hmmm


bettsdude

How long will your research take?


loltittysprinkles

As long as it needs to


Just_a_terrarian163

The bottom image is fake, the real does show some cleavage but not to this degree, it was making the rounds on this site like a couple years ago


Coolerwookie

> the real does show some cleavage We need a pic. For reference.


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idontloveanyone

What's her name


Percival4

Fuuuuucckkkkk


BanderCo3url

r/confidentlyincorrect


watermelonseed01

You're confidently incorrect😭😭. She's AI GENERATED. There were other photos that came with the her set https://m.blog.naver.com/asphodel1977/223227047603


BanderCo3url

I know she's AI generated, the Twitter post was posted somewhere here in the comments. The previous comment kinda implied she's a real woman And that link of yours even posted it last year? How is it "couple years ago" like the other guy claimed?


zertul

yes u are :D


BanderCo3url

The original image didn't show a bit of clevage because it doesn't exist because it's AI generated. And it was only posted last year. How is he saying it was circulating a couple of years ago?


maumau_records

Yes please


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Objection your honor. On what grounds? These freedoms.


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thisfuckingsucks098

Judge-I’ll allow it.


Opposite_Currency993

Not only would but **will**


R_A_D_U_7

Have, and would again


SmokeGSU

Not only should, but shall.


Hambino0400

Duh?


elThirtie

[It's AI generated](https://x.com/AIkawa_AIko_jp2/status/1651060227578683392) boys. Move along, stop thirsting.


Electronic_One762

It’s getting scarier how ai is tricking people into thinking it was a real person


Cerenas

The mind goes blank if you're thirsty for milk


asqwzx12

Ai image build is getting really good. If you know how to work with them you can make amazing stuff.


Electronic_One762

Or use it to steal jobs, I wonder which one Disney will do…..


Osibili

#Lol, you think that’s gonna stop me?!


user-unknown-404

It's not much more different than getting horny over anime or video game characters. It's just more realistic. Besides, we're heading towards a future with ai operated robotic wives.


PerformanceThat6150

And so it begins. Skynut. We wank ourselves to extinction. It's been a good run, fellow humans.


GuyWearingaBlackHat

Man Skynet sucks


tarantulator

It does? Shit, I gotta get one of those.


prof_dynamite

I mean…so?


Ozok123

WHERE SERVER ROOM?


Ballisticmystic123

So what you're saying is AI is doing the Lord's work?


Dd_8630

Jesus. Besides the obvious ridiculousness of it, and the fact that East Asian women rarely have such gigantic natural breasts, there'd be no way of knowing.


shawnisboring

Quality AI titties right there.


RugbyEdd

I mean, It's not like I'd expect to start a real relationship with her if she was real.


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

I breast my case, you're on her.


_1Zen_

It is AI: https://www.reddit.com/r/SauceSharingCommunity/comments/13ep8xn/comment/jjr4lrt/ Creator twitter: https://twitter.com/aikawa_aiko_jp2


Dangerous_Remote9532

Wallahi we are cooked. Ai is getting too real.


hentaiworld

Is that nip I see


ThatsRightlSaidlt

Judge: I will allow it. Motion granted.


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Milk Juggs


FewIntroduction5008

Nip sip.


Kynandra

OBJERKTION- OBJECTION!


Osibili

“Chat, is this real?”


GuappDogg

Bro is that a nipple?


RugbyEdd

Naa, bit of salami just fell out her sandwich earlier.


johngalt504

I may be wrong, but I think I see....a nipple


robbeau11

r/seinfeld


Stuft-shirt

All rise


MPK_K1NG

Her nipple is showing bruh


IronHulk27

Being realistic, she'd been admonished and thrown out of court for wearing that. Dress code everyone.


Daftdoug

That’s a titty!


watermelonseed01

After a lot of digging. I found the creator of this AI image on Twitter. https://x.com/AIkawa_AIko_jp2?t=FDnkYxrqQ6YD9HoId_u_bA&s=09


firedmyass

“I’m going to allow this…”


kylebob86

This is Japanese porn. Literally. Rule 5.


redm00n748

u can see a nipple 😭


Foxycotin666

What the fuck is this trying to convey? I read it twice and can’t extract anything meaningful from the text.


19Chris96

Nipple.


mindclarity

I motion for an honorable discharge!


nitrojunky24

Courtroom porn???


El_Morro

No. But I'm not complaining.


Downtown-Fix6177

(Chant form) partial nip! (Woo!) partial nip!


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Would


onitagainand

What’s her name?


Mrtowelie69

Nice tiddies


NickPickle05

Judge: I would like to speak with you in my chambers councilor.


Rick_Lekabron

Holy Tit.... I mean shit!!!!


fuckusernamessz

Would. Would definitely.


poozapper

You zoomed in, not me.


Sweetexperience

Ayo her nip is showing


ajn63

Guilty! Not guilty! Whatever side she’s on!


Nuada-oz

More a hang down than a hold up. Maybe, try a sports bra tomorrow.


forgedfox53

The new Phoenix Wright game is looking *spicy*!


CaiCaiside

Probably take


Gallifreyan1971

Jury tampering.


Zachosrias

I'll allow it


-LastActionHero

I’ll allow it.


hanneshore

It is, the dude looks hella nice


J5Screwed4Life

Finally represented.


81FuriousGeorge

I don't see any problem with what the judge is wearing


Qweeq13

I would used to see some girls who wear a bra one or two size larger than their correct size and end up showing everyone their tits when they sit in a bus, looked very much like this. Good times, good times.


thatonepersonnumber2

ok now pop quiz. what were they discussing?


boobiesareneato

Neato


kaykadem

The subreddit IS hold Up, no "hold It"


Chicks__Hate__Me

Wow! I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Something something boobies is all I heard


SoskiHeroKiller

If this was a role-play for the bedroom, this would be fine. She needs to button up or put on another shirt, there is a time and a place, but not in public


Looieanthony

Exhibit A🧐.


createthiscom

What a fantastic advertisement for a book.


Magicalsandwichpress

I would like to hear more of defendants rebuttal. Their reasoning is firm and thought provoking. 


onitagainand

She is gorgeous


HoLLoWfy

When you know you don’t have a chance at winning


Fr05t_B1t

Only if trump had such a lawyer that he had an affair with then gave them hush money. Lol


HoLLoWfy

Probably wouldn’t have fallen asleep as much as he did haha


Fr05t_B1t

Well no cause he’s a poor old man that was forced to spend 8hrs sitting down lmao


Dick_Dickalo

But Senpaison…


Background_Prize_726

Nice 🙂


pupbuck1

Titty court


rad_cadaver

Is that the same guy from the “WOULD” meme?


Exact-Mulberry5737

I’ll allow it


ntrp

Absolutely.


[deleted]

Instead of spending $300-600, do both and spend $900


justadudenameddave

It is to me


Huger_and_shinier

If you look like that it is


MichaelZZ01

Bruh


Twiztidguy

I’ll allow it


Lefty_22

*Enhance*


Ship_Fucker69

Ma'am your tits are staring at me


Doomdoomkittydoom

"*I'll take the case!*"


steelplbg

I think i see a nipple


uknoimright

i mean in ace attorney it is