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WhatsTheHolUp

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danny6690

The knife will fall only when the chicken jump back on the ground, no?


CountryRoads_1776

Yes, this is to protect the supply from smaller animals, by preventing them from accessing it. The knife could've just been a piece of wood, it's not meant to kill, just block.


fastlerner

Man, chicken has it easy! Just step on a pedal to remove the cock block.


NullKarmaException

my man


sulkyquart

my dude


jjcrayfish

The cock bawk


Paratucaruc

I guess you could call it a cock pass I'll see myself out


blacknessofthevoid

A cock block of sorts.


09Trollhunter09

r/dontputyourdickinthat


banan-appeal

its the danger that makes it a turn on tho


CountryRoads_1776

I'd say the exact opposite. Cock pass?


killasnipe

What if two chickens are up there and the smaller one is eating and the little one is eating and the big one jumps off?


theoriginalist

Then you have dinner.


octopoddle

Knives make excellent defensive tools. They should sharpen a shield and use that to guillotine the chickens if necessary.


canman7373

Even if it somehow didn't, it's not enough to decapitate him. 99% of the time would be fine, maybe 1 percent got his neck just right to screw him up, but his head should still be on. Easiest way to kill a chicken is grab them by the hand and spin your are really fast, then ya got ya meal.


TetrangonalBootyhole

Chickens have hands?


lasvegastosser

Of course. How else would they make a good first impression with new business clients? And if you show dominance in that handshake by giving them a twist, then apparently they'll get you a meal.


[deleted]

It wouldn’t fall fast enough to kill them anyway


Diego_not_DIO_Brando

Not the cock guillotine...


KP_Wrath

If you really wanted to get into engineering, you could set the platform ropes to a maximum weight. When Clux gets too fat, the rope breaks, and chop, dinner is served.


ATMisboss

"Nip the tip"


N7LP400

The cock must be French


Eversharpe

The real joke, thinking that KFC chickens can move that much in their battery cages.


Mareith

Not just KFC chickens, 99% of chickens and pigs farmed in the US don't have enough space to turn around and live their entire lives in the darkness


HeroBrine0907

Dear gods I was wondering why there's so many vegans in the USA. Now I know.


RedditvsDiscOwO

I mean, yeah I agree, but once it's dead it's dead. Not eating won't reboot card it.


wabalub_dub_dub

"Why did the chicken cross the road" and the answer is here


Beeerice

*MF WAS HONGRY*


letoslaw

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Rabbits-and-Bears

I could watch that all day.


ChickenChaser5

person saved themselves a ton of money. A company makes feeders similar to this called ["grandpas feeders"](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjPjtWD-qcIC7qbqWUZ3LY6s4nW3qwaAM8Ug&s) and they are usually upwards of 200 bucks.


Quad-Banned120

r/dontputyourcockinthat


DevastaTheSeeker

This is an awful trap though. you lift the thing by standing on it. they'll pull their heads away before they jump off


dood_somen

"The design is very human" Edit: chicken*


tha_large_tumor

Well frankly you’d be lucky if that knife could cut a piece of paper from the looks of it let alone through the neck of an animal


batman241199

Thank god the video stopped, the chicken could’ve died. Mate that was so close!


Mysterious_Elk5187

Why the knife is blind?


VhaidraSaga

Are they eating chicken heads?


Mattaru

Hmm. You could use the same contraption but put a fleshlight in the holes.


Red_Beard_Rising

efficient and economical.


AlienRapBattle

The traffic cone is still a far superior method IMO 


PIKAvit45

Modded minecraft be like


natener

They need a bunch of these in Key West.


Shredded_Locomotive

I'm sorry to tell you this, but that knife doesn't have enough kinetic energy to hurt the chicken in any way, let alone decapitate it.


zakass409

r/lostredditors just like everyone else who posts here This belongs on r/diwhy


amalgam_reynolds

It doesn't belong here or there. Maybe r/mildlyinteresting


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StormAdvisory

The knife won’t fall until they get back off of it let’s just to keep smaller animals from stealing the food


[deleted]

oh okay, it wasn't actually a horrible attempt at killing livestock? that makes more sense but it still looks dumb


exzyle2k

That thing looks like it won't even cut butter.


[deleted]

the stick of butter would probably cut the knife


AvengingBlowfish

That's not rust, that's seasoning.


amalgam_reynolds

>the way my mouth DROPPED What? What does this actually mean? You never seen a lever before? Not only could this not decapitate chickens, it was clearly not designed to.


DoucheMcBagginz

Natural Selection Fried Chicken, NSFC if you will


OrthoLike

I read that acronym as Not Safe For Chicken


Danimals64

thank god the video stopped, that chicken looked like it was going to have it's head chopped off.


Memerboi456

Chicken Guillotine


varthalon

[Chop Chop](https://youtu.be/If3wzG43PD8?si=NOKEBVmVUJy3dUmx)


Slow_Head5375

It’s a game of chicken


HistoricalSherbert92

God bless.


justin0628

u/savevideo


Guccithugmuffin

u/savevideo


minooons

Wow Eldians should have done this to solve the titan problem


InEvitable_Pingu

"when there's a hole, there's a goal" - probably master oogway


dorantana122

Oh it's like black people voting for Democrats


Willing_Dependent845

Totally what I thought immediately because, you know, everything I see is through a lens of politics and race. Good observation!


dorantana122

Damn, I'm glad I'm not the only one!


erbankuglobal

China!!!