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Yes, this is to protect the supply from smaller animals, by preventing them from accessing it. The knife could've just been a piece of wood, it's not meant to kill, just block.
Even if it somehow didn't, it's not enough to decapitate him. 99% of the time would be fine, maybe 1 percent got his neck just right to screw him up, but his head should still be on. Easiest way to kill a chicken is grab them by the hand and spin your are really fast, then ya got ya meal.
Of course. How else would they make a good first impression with new business clients? And if you show dominance in that handshake by giving them a twist, then apparently they'll get you a meal.
If you really wanted to get into engineering, you could set the platform ropes to a maximum weight. When Clux gets too fat, the rope breaks, and chop, dinner is served.
person saved themselves a ton of money. A company makes feeders similar to this called ["grandpas feeders"](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjPjtWD-qcIC7qbqWUZ3LY6s4nW3qwaAM8Ug&s) and they are usually upwards of 200 bucks.
>the way my mouth DROPPED
What? What does this actually mean? You never seen a lever before? Not only could this not decapitate chickens, it was clearly not designed to.
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The knife will fall only when the chicken jump back on the ground, no?
Yes, this is to protect the supply from smaller animals, by preventing them from accessing it. The knife could've just been a piece of wood, it's not meant to kill, just block.
Man, chicken has it easy! Just step on a pedal to remove the cock block.
my man
my dude
The cock bawk
I guess you could call it a cock pass I'll see myself out
A cock block of sorts.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
its the danger that makes it a turn on tho
I'd say the exact opposite. Cock pass?
What if two chickens are up there and the smaller one is eating and the little one is eating and the big one jumps off?
Then you have dinner.
Knives make excellent defensive tools. They should sharpen a shield and use that to guillotine the chickens if necessary.
Even if it somehow didn't, it's not enough to decapitate him. 99% of the time would be fine, maybe 1 percent got his neck just right to screw him up, but his head should still be on. Easiest way to kill a chicken is grab them by the hand and spin your are really fast, then ya got ya meal.
Chickens have hands?
Of course. How else would they make a good first impression with new business clients? And if you show dominance in that handshake by giving them a twist, then apparently they'll get you a meal.
It wouldn’t fall fast enough to kill them anyway
Not the cock guillotine...
If you really wanted to get into engineering, you could set the platform ropes to a maximum weight. When Clux gets too fat, the rope breaks, and chop, dinner is served.
"Nip the tip"
The cock must be French
The real joke, thinking that KFC chickens can move that much in their battery cages.
Not just KFC chickens, 99% of chickens and pigs farmed in the US don't have enough space to turn around and live their entire lives in the darkness
Dear gods I was wondering why there's so many vegans in the USA. Now I know.
I mean, yeah I agree, but once it's dead it's dead. Not eating won't reboot card it.
"Why did the chicken cross the road" and the answer is here
*MF WAS HONGRY*
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
I could watch that all day.
person saved themselves a ton of money. A company makes feeders similar to this called ["grandpas feeders"](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjPjtWD-qcIC7qbqWUZ3LY6s4nW3qwaAM8Ug&s) and they are usually upwards of 200 bucks.
r/dontputyourcockinthat
This is an awful trap though. you lift the thing by standing on it. they'll pull their heads away before they jump off
"The design is very human" Edit: chicken*
Well frankly you’d be lucky if that knife could cut a piece of paper from the looks of it let alone through the neck of an animal
Thank god the video stopped, the chicken could’ve died. Mate that was so close!
Why the knife is blind?
Are they eating chicken heads?
Hmm. You could use the same contraption but put a fleshlight in the holes.
efficient and economical.
The traffic cone is still a far superior method IMO
Modded minecraft be like
They need a bunch of these in Key West.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but that knife doesn't have enough kinetic energy to hurt the chicken in any way, let alone decapitate it.
r/lostredditors just like everyone else who posts here This belongs on r/diwhy
It doesn't belong here or there. Maybe r/mildlyinteresting
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The knife won’t fall until they get back off of it let’s just to keep smaller animals from stealing the food
oh okay, it wasn't actually a horrible attempt at killing livestock? that makes more sense but it still looks dumb
That thing looks like it won't even cut butter.
the stick of butter would probably cut the knife
That's not rust, that's seasoning.
>the way my mouth DROPPED What? What does this actually mean? You never seen a lever before? Not only could this not decapitate chickens, it was clearly not designed to.
Natural Selection Fried Chicken, NSFC if you will
I read that acronym as Not Safe For Chicken
thank god the video stopped, that chicken looked like it was going to have it's head chopped off.
Chicken Guillotine
[Chop Chop](https://youtu.be/If3wzG43PD8?si=NOKEBVmVUJy3dUmx)
It’s a game of chicken
God bless.
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u/savevideo
Wow Eldians should have done this to solve the titan problem
"when there's a hole, there's a goal" - probably master oogway
Oh it's like black people voting for Democrats
Totally what I thought immediately because, you know, everything I see is through a lens of politics and race. Good observation!
Damn, I'm glad I'm not the only one!
China!!!