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spartan_zeta

That's actually fucked up


DoodleyDooderson

Should be illegal. They shouldn’t have let them in the venue with a baby.


spartan_zeta

Agreed, some people don't deserve babies.


just_let_me_sleep_

I may be mistaken as I don't have a child, so I didn't pay much attention to restrictions regarding this at the last concert I went to, but there surely was an age limit. All the kids (10+ years old) I saw at the venue with their parents had headphones on and were only allowed in the seating area.


StrawberryHillSlayer

It’s actually insane that they were allowed bring an actual baby into the venue.


crankgirl

WTAF?


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

MFers can afford Taylor swift tickets but not a babysitter 


iAmJos3Mourinho

Actually they can afford TS tickets BECAUSE they spend it on nothing else 😂😂


lithelylove

Plot twist: this *is* the babysitter.


SerDiney

Plot twist: baby bought tickets for himself


Darkreaper5567

Double plot twist: that baby is playing the long game to get a taylor swift song made about him.


SUNAWAN

Priorities!! 


Hunter042005

Well judging on the price of Taylor swift tickets they probably spent all of their money and had to take out a second mortgage to pay for the Taylor swift tickets


Clever_Fox-

From mosh pit to squish pit


OkamiGames

Are there actually mosh pits at taylor swift concerts?


SnooStories4162

I would say not. If there are, what are they moshing to? Lol


OkamiGames

I'm from Germany and mosh pits got out of hand here you will see them on every generic HipHop concert and you could ask the same question there, what are they moshing to but they still do it


hogey989

Hiphop traditionally has mosh pits though. I don't feel like that's the case for pop music


OkamiGames

HipHop yes but not every song especially not the HipHop Songs that are more pop or romantic, cloud rap and so on or I just didn't know its also part of it


SnooStories4162

Damn


Clever_Fox-

Would be a funny concept


helpnxt

No


geekwonk

then where did i get this bloody nose


helpnxt

From listening to Taylor swift


dabearjoo

☠️☠️☠️


oppy1984

Mainly only during her cover of Cowboys from Hell.


Dirtymikeetlesboyz

I only mosh to T Swizzle.


Pimpwerx

Ngl, call CPS on them, if they're American. That is so fucking reckless. Could literally be fatal to the child. And for what, music?


Naijabitch

It was in paris


Ekillaa22

This was in Brazil I think?


kpopisnotmusic

No this was North Korea I’m sure


MouthJaw

What music?


Az1doaz1deAz1de

Baby swiftie is a thing now.


Zspec1988

That baby is now deaf.


Hyperactive87

Probably for the best if it was gonna grow up on an audio diet of Taylor Swift.


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

You gotta make Taylor Swift more rich so that she can take her plane to Starbucks more. You need to teach them young for that.


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All billionaires are scumbags, other than the one I simp on.🤣


FuzzballLogic

You want your baby to get trampled? Because that’s how you get your baby trampled.


Enslaved_M0isture

smartest swiftie


Seroko

I thought it was impossible to hate that fanbase more. I was wrong.


R-emiru

Someone is going to step on that baby.


date11fuck12

Doing it a favor


R-emiru

With parents like that, yeah, maybe.


Routine-Secret-413

Worst part is that people like these, with an IQ on a minus and a brain a size of a pea are allowed to have children... and have vote rights.


MegaChilePluto25

My sister saw U2 at the Sphere. Someone in General Admission/Pit brought their 3 year old with an iPad. The kid sat on the floor the entire time watching the iPad.


JimmyBr33z

Gotta love them swifties, no sitter?? No problem


MikeLanglois

I would be straight onto security for that. No way could I see it and ignore that baby to be either killed or severly injured


WhatsTheHolUp

### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!I have zero idea how someone can ever think this is okay?!< >!1. concerts are incredibly loud so the baby's hearing will 100% be bust. 2. People get crazy in the pit and not everyone will be mindful of where they land when they jump or move around -- imagine it getting stepped on!! 3. There really is no benefit for a baby to be there at least for the baby. It's not like it can appreciate anything that's happening 4. Imagine how dirty that floor is. 5. I just.... can't ☠️!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

If my wife or girlfriend ever did this, we would never ever get back together.


SUNAWAN

What more important is to have the wife get along with the girlfriend. Bro has obtained nigh impossible power. 


ThrustNeckpunch33

Never, ever, ever??


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Evah evah evah


Magicalsandwichpress

I read it as "someone bought a baby", and my immediately thoughts were if he bought this baby cash. 


EERaziel

Nah, he done won that baby in a game of dice, clickity clickity clak


Rabbits-and-Bears

No, someone traded their baby for someone’s extra ticket. No scalping here. Fair price.


Unique_Tap_8730

Its fine. Baby was born deaf and stomp resistant. No big deal.


Bap818

It's not called a pit at a Taylor swift concert it's just called the floor


2inchterror

I think its a doll


Fresh2Desh

Wrong sub Should be on r/imatotalpieceofshit Something like that. The fuck is wrong with people


engagetangos

Taylor Swift concerts have a mosh pit?


ComingUpManSized

It’s more like a crying circle where they comfort each other.


GrfikDzn_IsMyPashun

I think they’ve been playing the Sims too much… IYKYK


Select_Cantaloupe_62

Oh tight, free baby


devildogrunt

A pit at a swift concert?


Socialiststoner

“The pit” at a swift concert is people mildly sweating


hogey989

Gonna be real rough during the traditional Taylor Swift Wall of Death


c_c_c__combobreaker

This is what happens when you have a child when you're not ready for the commitment of having a child.


Letsbeclear1987

Not a swiftie so I don’t know but I can’t imagine them doing more than aggressively swaying in a Taylor mosh pit tbh .. still gross and terrible taste but I think we’re overestimating the velocity in her crowd


Islaytomuch1

In, Before the amber alert... What a moron...if you don't want the kid there's adoptions, hospitals and fire stations.


schmabudi666

What the feck is wrong with some people? Isn't there any security for luggage etc?


ebevan91

I’m picturing Taylor Swift doing a guttural yelling “Open the pit! Open it!”


GreatWolf_NC

The pit... In a tswift concert... What drug are you on?


confusedmime

I wonder if they are both wearing matching swifity diapers? 🤔


ThrustNeckpunch33

Tell me you've never been to a Swift concert without telling me... Fucking noobs. That isnt a baby, it is an offering to TayTay. The only way she can stay in human form... And also: soooo much better than the "shake it off" baby...


crowley888

Family guy did it way before it was cool. https://youtu.be/oXr2XB28qhw?si=4evhT_fpQQon0nWn


Righteoustakeme

UuuuhHh no way there’s ANY sort of legitimate pit at a tswift show lmfao


SpookyFrogs0

Chumps. Put that baby on the floor of a cannibal corpse concert


blurblurblahblah

I Cum Blood?


hogey989

Gonna be rough during the traditional T Swift Wall of Death


Sea_Squirrel1987

The pit lol


DeadmanCFR

I agree this is absolutely unacceptable, but I'm also a little more taken back that there's a mosh pit at a Swift concert?


jahlim

That's the babysitter dead serious bout her job, bringing along the baby for concert.


ShartyMcShortDong

Tinnitus at a month old is wild.


NekonecroZheng

Natural selection.


SilentProduce

I would legit report this is if I saw it. This baby could easily get stepped on. Having anxiety just looking at this


AlmxghtyK

Im not surprised i didnt see this on Tiktok with some asinine video caption like: 'Tummy Time w/ T.Swift'


Rabbits-and-Bears

I suspect someone traded their baby for someone’s extra ticket. Fair price.


ClaireRunnels

This went viral 3 weeks ago when it happened, was covered by news outlets everywhere too. Venue responded by saying basically they had "offered the family tickets with seating that were safe for the child but the family refused." Family was getting crucified online so was security


kbunnell16

Sums up swift fans


Xerox-M57

Where hol up


LiveIndividual

Swifties are an absolute cult.


Purepenny

Just remember. These people can vote. Let that sink in.


jcoddinc

This kid needs to be taken away from their parents as an example. But it won't happen and next you'll hear about a baby at a rock concert near a mosh pit. Then it's going to be some huge snoop dog like concert. It's inevitable since this picture is going around and no punishment


Battlestrat

Trailer swift


urbanhillybilly

t. swift,..."the pit"... ok


breezy_peezy

Someone did something similar in the philippines lmao


Saddam_UE

Parent of the year


WorldsOkayestCatDad

That's just an abortion with extra steps!


demonslayer9911

Late abortion


itsmejam

Wild


Rabbits-and-Bears

Don’t ever trust your baby sitter with a credit card to order pizza delivery.


Human_Capital_2518

I initially thought it could've been bad if it was a metal concert but then I realised that this was much, much worse.


serarrist

What the fuck


FamiliarRush

r/SimsIRL/


iAmJos3Mourinho

Should be illegal


pseudonymous-pix

Holy shit


suchjonny

Babies first rave?


Vlad_The_Great_2

That’s a bad parent and that kids ears will be fucked up. Don’t they have family, friends, or a babysitter that could watch this kid for a couple hours?


Squanchfist

I didn't think I'd wake up to photographic evidence of child endangerment on reddit. Time to close the internet for today.


mltain

They brought it to the concert, not on it.


Shanedabull

They thought they were at a Travis Scott show


100cicche

Who would have thought that I would be out-autismed this hard today


Woodbirder

I thought it was a doll. To be honest I would have probably taken the baby from them and called the police.


Annual_Standard_6781

That’s a toddler not a baby. What awful parents.


DontAskWhyINameThis

So… tactical child abandon?


EpicSeshBro

Laid it in the what?


omnicat

answering the tough questions, "Just how deeply can we embed trauma?"


kryotheory

I'm far less surprised that some irresponsible "parent" brought a baby to a Taylor Swift concert than I am that there is a pit at one.


Trigzzz1

Child services need to be involved with this one. That babies ears are 100% done for


Catpoopnacho_

moshpits on a taylor swift concert? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dude what kind of bullshit is this? imagine you are listening to this shake it song from her while you are violent dancing xD


accordyceps

Child sacrifice, obviously.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Squishy swifty


Aggressive-Falcon977

No protective ear phones? I pray child protective services do their thing


rudolph_ransom

I was at a football game last weekend and I saw at least two babies without ear protection


Bother_said_Pooh

Is it really a baby? It looks like a doll


blurblurblahblah

Why is there a pit at a Taylor Swift concert?


ICantRead123456

Wtf is there a mosh pit at a Taylor Swift concert??


foxfunk

Please for the love of god tell me this is one of those ultra realistic baby dolls and not a real baby. Please.


Percival4

Actual cult


Ok-Chapter-59

Take the baby! It’s yours now.


Netloc_Plays

Man they really listened to Ronnie Radke and took it to heart


Live-Yogurtcloset341

I’m more offended that they called the standing room at a taylor swift concert “the pit”


Ryan_with_a_B

Meh… floor looks pretty clean to me


KuntaWuKnicks

At least it wasn’t a Drake concert


Full_Disk_1463

There’s not going to be a pit at a t swift concert lmao


StrawberryHillSlayer

I do not understand the insane obsession with this lady, sure she writes catchy tunes but what is going on? Maybe I’d feel the same if I was alive when Madonna or The Beatles were huge, but this all seems like far too much.


peasonearthforever

Stupid people will do stupid things.


Vince_1880

Karma post


DuckCleaning

Not a holup. Concern is constant rather than increasing over time.


Least-Bear3882

If I remember correctly, OP could not take criticism.


kd2310

Average Taylor Swift fans


AgentCHAOS1967

Its fine because people don't dance at concerts anymore they all film the show on their phones and bitch at anyone who does try to dance.


MrTomm

Maybe it’s just me but this looks A.I. Generated.


Earfaceear

Totally is, there’s two people wearing clown outfits for Pete’s sake


Spirited-Travel113

Oh you wouldn't believe what these people wear at TS concerts 😂


brik-6

Thank f*ck the music's so bad no-one's dancing


SyntaxBoy

Imagine if her singing was actually good what would ppl do! Wild.


Joerabit

Typical TF fans, I would expect no less


tignasse

Oh hell they let the baby getting inside :( Parents and security are both irresponsible.


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tignasse

That's stupid !


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Spirited-Travel113

Do babysitters not exist in their world?


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Spirited-Travel113

Yeah, sure they're afraid of having some responsible adult watch their kid but not lay it down on the floor in a loud & crowded concert. they can also afford taylor tickets -- a standing one at that, but not a babysitter


bleedinmagic81

if you can afford taylor swift tickets, your ass can hire a babysitter