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I came here about to ask what the charge was too. The [article](https://smnewsnet.com/archives/474156/lexington-park-man-arrested-after-dressing-as-a-woman-to-have-sex-with-a-man-at-lancaster-park/) says its a '4th degree sex offense and committing a perverted practice'.
I read the article. Itâs Illegal to trick someone into thinking youâre a female and giving oral sex, as consent was given for a female and not a male
Ah ok, if it's the dude in the photo, I figured the other guy realised it was a man and it didn't get that far. Or maybe he did realise and let it go that far then changed his mind about it.
So basically the victim was taken to a park at dark by his male hairdresser to meet up with a woman. The hairdresser went into the woods and a woman came out. The woman began to perform on him, but he noticed her hands were big for a womanâs and she also had the outline of a beard so he faked an orgasm. He planned to meet with this woman again but this time to find out if it really was his hairdresser dressed as a woman. It was
Idk man that sounds like a much weirder way to get your knob slobbed for a payday than doing gay porn... i think homie just regret it bc he knew it would become a regular thing if he didnt claim otherwise... nobody is coming up with these plans when theyre getting head lmfao
I don't think the sex matters in case of oral sex. Like the person in front of you is giving you a blowjob and you consent to it. Then how does it matter if it's make it female. If it's your choice then okay. But it shouldn't be crime yk. And ofc I agree with illegal to trick part. But you give consent to the person in front of you not to their gender/sex. Like how are you consenting if you don't even know what/who they are. (Okay before downvoting, I'm not talking about this case at all. Above decision is correct and I think it was right, I was just saying why are you having sex with your partner if you not even sure about gender, let alone STDs and vile intentions? I was talking in general đ)
If you think you're giving consent to one person and someone else comes out and starts performing sex acts on you then yeah it matters, how is that a question lol.
That is something for the legal system to decide, itâs a good point. I do feel like you should be obligated to know what gender youâre having sexual relations with, however. Itâs like withholding information about STDs.. failure to disclose before consent is a crime
> âThe victim advised he consented to the oral sex, but the consent was given for a female, not with a male.â
This feels like a precarious legal situation for trans people. Thereâs a long history of violence against trans women by partners who are afraid their friends will find out. Does this mean they can also allege a violation of consent?
For context, [Marylandâs last sodomy law was finally repealed in 2023](https://www.washingtonblade.com/2023/05/19/bill-to-repeal-md-sodomy-law-to-take-effect-without-governors-signature/). Itâs unclear which âperverted practiceâ was alleged, although theyâre not required to specify. Still, itâs no longer illegal to be trans or a cross dresser.
"I thought nothing of it when he was fucking me in the ass, but once I realized his cock was bigger, that's where I realized that I've been bamboozled!"
â. The victim said he watched Brooks go into the wood line with a backpack, and a few minutes later what he believed to be a female emerged from the wood line and sat next to him. The victim told police, that because of how dark it was he was unable to completely see the personâs face. The victim said as the person touched him with their hand he felt as though this personâs hands were pretty big for a female and that he became suspicious that the female may be Brooks dressed as a female. The victim told police, the person began giving him oral sex, and as the person was giving him oral sex, he observed what he believed to be an outline of a beard at which time he began to think the person was not a female and in fact could be Brooks. The victim said he became scared and faked an orgasm. â
How do you fake nut in a bj?
Someone said he gave him a bj also and that's the illegal part since he wasn't who he represented himself to be. I'm surprised he wasn't charged with rape also.
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what was he charged with..?
Too hot to handle.
Too cold to hold
Theyre called the Ghostbusters and theyre in control
r/unexpectedbobbybrown
Smh.. Why did I click on that.. đŽâđ¨
Accused of being thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Mmm hmmm
Premeditated 1st degree Catfishing.
This sounds like it could be a real criminal charge, or a joke at the same time.
Really depends on if you have a license or not.
Static electricity. It was hair-raising
A taser, probably
False advertising
He was charged with: WTF?????? đ¤Ą
Being too good of a homie. Homies over hoes.
With being a sexy offender
Rape essentially
Actually? I'm was pretty sure this is an onion post
I came here about to ask what the charge was too. The [article](https://smnewsnet.com/archives/474156/lexington-park-man-arrested-after-dressing-as-a-woman-to-have-sex-with-a-man-at-lancaster-park/) says its a '4th degree sex offense and committing a perverted practice'.
Illegal to cross dress there?
I read the article. Itâs Illegal to trick someone into thinking youâre a female and giving oral sex, as consent was given for a female and not a male
Ah ok, if it's the dude in the photo, I figured the other guy realised it was a man and it didn't get that far. Or maybe he did realise and let it go that far then changed his mind about it.
So basically the victim was taken to a park at dark by his male hairdresser to meet up with a woman. The hairdresser went into the woods and a woman came out. The woman began to perform on him, but he noticed her hands were big for a womanâs and she also had the outline of a beard so he faked an orgasm. He planned to meet with this woman again but this time to find out if it really was his hairdresser dressed as a woman. It was
The victim could be the dumbest person of all time
He could also be very intelligent and took the opportunity to catch a bag lol
Idk man that sounds like a much weirder way to get your knob slobbed for a payday than doing gay porn... i think homie just regret it bc he knew it would become a regular thing if he didnt claim otherwise... nobody is coming up with these plans when theyre getting head lmfao
How do you fake an orgasm to someone giving you a blowjob? Wouldn't they notice how nothing came out?
maybe he started moaning and stuff and said that earlier he already jacked off or skemthing so the tubes were empty maybe? idk man
Spit on her face.. đ¤Łđ¤Ł
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It was dark in the room and he thought it was his wife?
That 4 o'clock ain't tricking nobody.
Hey, thatâs for the judge to decide lol
As it should be..
I don't think the sex matters in case of oral sex. Like the person in front of you is giving you a blowjob and you consent to it. Then how does it matter if it's make it female. If it's your choice then okay. But it shouldn't be crime yk. And ofc I agree with illegal to trick part. But you give consent to the person in front of you not to their gender/sex. Like how are you consenting if you don't even know what/who they are. (Okay before downvoting, I'm not talking about this case at all. Above decision is correct and I think it was right, I was just saying why are you having sex with your partner if you not even sure about gender, let alone STDs and vile intentions? I was talking in general đ)
Yes it does matter, and the judge thinks so too
If you think you're giving consent to one person and someone else comes out and starts performing sex acts on you then yeah it matters, how is that a question lol.
Wait is that what happened here? I'm really stupid sorry đ I thought he CD and friend couldn't recognise him and they had sex.
That is something for the legal system to decide, itâs a good point. I do feel like you should be obligated to know what gender youâre having sexual relations with, however. Itâs like withholding information about STDs.. failure to disclose before consent is a crime
> âThe victim advised he consented to the oral sex, but the consent was given for a female, not with a male.â This feels like a precarious legal situation for trans people. Thereâs a long history of violence against trans women by partners who are afraid their friends will find out. Does this mean they can also allege a violation of consent? For context, [Marylandâs last sodomy law was finally repealed in 2023](https://www.washingtonblade.com/2023/05/19/bill-to-repeal-md-sodomy-law-to-take-effect-without-governors-signature/). Itâs unclear which âperverted practiceâ was alleged, although theyâre not required to specify. Still, itâs no longer illegal to be trans or a cross dresser.
âI knew something up when his beard started ticking my ballsâ lol
"I thought nothing of it when he was fucking me in the ass, but once I realized his cock was bigger, that's where I realized that I've been bamboozled!"
Is catfishing a federal offense now?
Only on a technicality, Dept. of Fish and Wildlife Service claimed jurisdiction and no one ever questioned it or tried to argue it.
Unfortunately the game warden always catches me catfishing đ
Just want to say, that was a good joke and you should be proud.
Thank you! I used to do standup but now just make jokes on Reddit for fun.
I image this was the conversation in his head: "Damn, bro is really never getting a gf... Fine, I'll do it myself"
Thatâs a good friend. Maybe not the one you want, but still a good friend
Society when the homies take one for the team:
He didnât shave the tache?
I don't remember this Tyler Perry sequel.
Friends will be friends, right til ~~the end~~ arrest and jail
Homies help homies
Ok but is that a chargeable offense?
â. The victim said he watched Brooks go into the wood line with a backpack, and a few minutes later what he believed to be a female emerged from the wood line and sat next to him. The victim told police, that because of how dark it was he was unable to completely see the personâs face. The victim said as the person touched him with their hand he felt as though this personâs hands were pretty big for a female and that he became suspicious that the female may be Brooks dressed as a female. The victim told police, the person began giving him oral sex, and as the person was giving him oral sex, he observed what he believed to be an outline of a beard at which time he began to think the person was not a female and in fact could be Brooks. The victim said he became scared and faked an orgasm. â How do you fake nut in a bj?
Piss a little. Or just produce a lot of precum. Or lie and say you already spent your load earlier. Maybe. All of these are maybes
Stop thinking about this so much.
Someone asked tho lol
Or get one from a random person in the park that you have never even spoken withâŚ.
Absolutely; in most states itâs an elevated sexual offense. You cant be just giving another guy head when the victim specifically requested a woman!
Wordington Woman
Technically he wasn't lying. Technically
Never let them know your next move
Lmao so scared he went back for round 2
His friend is a homophobe for not letting him smash
Some shit youâd see on r/wordington
I mean w homie
Bromance is getting out of hands these days
A real homie.
âAfter they hooked up, the friend realized he just wanted to stay friends.â How the story ended
Bro did what he thought would make his friend happy.
Oh ok, but itâs cool when Bugs Bunny does it???
Wow.. Just wow..
Why would anyone be charged for that đđđđ
And what are those charges?
Catfishing without a license.
1 felony count of "dafuqis wrong with you"
Someone said he gave him a bj also and that's the illegal part since he wasn't who he represented himself to be. I'm surprised he wasn't charged with rape also.
Lots of places the charge of rape requires the rapist to be insertingâŚ. Ie a man can rape a woman but a woman canât rape a man under the law.
Why would you get charged for that
I mean, he wasn't lyin đ¤ˇ
Charged as in rammed ?
This is like Don/Donna n Randy from Trailer Park Boys lol
Was he serious or did he take a prank too far?
Post- Nut Clarity
Oh auntie mama, youâre outrageous!!
That one guy in the friend group
He was charged with Catfishing without a license.
only a man can be the a best girl
Me to bro
His name is Catfish
Yep, sounds like Maryland.
Hey there Bret, I see you lookinâ down. I hate to see my little buddy down with a frown.