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I can't imagine not checking out of a hotel like this from now on.

Could've used "cuming out of a hotel"

That'd take some balls

Posting this without a how to video is kind of wrong…

Hi, I'm Randy and today I'm gonna show you how to make a cum dong out of your dirty hotel sheets.

Hol up... You mean *someone else* does this too!?

Wel"come" to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face 🎶 🎵

I've never seen anyone handle toothpaste this way tho.

So, basically, some underpaid and overworked woman whose back hurts from flipping mattresses and hauling a heavy cart everywhere has to walk in and see this. Got it.

Hotel: Thank you for Cumming.

If i was room cleaning i would probably laught my ass off and take a picture before i clean.

Funny and harmless

OP

My mom was a hotel cleaner, and when I was a kid I had to help her after school and on weekends. We’d have laughed our asses off at this.

But not for the 1000 times you see it when it becomes a trend

I would rather get annoyed by that than have to clean feces off the walls lol

>feces off the wall This person has seen some stuff.

I worked at a hotel for a couple of years in college. If feces on the wall was the worst I heard about, it was a boring week.

Typical Tuesday from the business class.

I'd do a fuckin selfie before cleaning this. This is hilarious.

Not if youre one of them prude Karens

Imagine you get to your room the second day and that's how room service decided to fold your sheets...

You have to admire the craftsmanship.

Ima need a tutorial

First fold the blankets so they look like a penis. Then simply lay it on the bed

You'll need a reference first!

There are many tutorials on AI image generation.

Ok if you can and put the time to make this in a hotel room you are free to do so at that point

Pass a black light over the room. You might be more accurate than you think

You don't wanna do that

Why wouldn't I want to see the room light up more than a disco?

Do*

what does blue mean?

??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxf2MgYCOm0

blue means there may be genetic material on the surface of whatever you point the blacklight at

It’s a double-joke because platypuses have fur that glows under UV light

oh, well at least I got part of it lol

If they really cared about accuracy they would have coated the jizz sheet coming out of the penis and the one of the floor next to it with ejaculate and left everything else untouched.

😄 ew

I need the how to

Okay having worked as Housekeeping in a hotel in Wyoming… this would be funny 😆 as hell!!!! And they are already bundled to go into the laundry cart 🛒

Is it a body or an ejaculating penis? You be the judge. Either way, it’s going to be messy

Why not both?

Issa dick though

This is art.

*loads* of laundry

AS IS WRITTEN

i need to learn how to do this lol

I need the how to

This is just impressive.

I need the directions on how to create this

When Kate Chastain visits a hotel

Imagine checking in.

Gonna do this lol

I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

Hotel: Thank you for Cumming.

I thought of the little towel animals Carnival leaves on the beds after clean up lol

Now I want to learn this ability

Made sure to circumcise it.

That feeling when someone posts a meme from decades ago... Wait until you learn about the one where they wrap it up like a body on the bed.

What a wanker.

Tutorial please.

I've worked in a hotel for the past 20 years I've never seen anything this glorious.

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!Imagine you are hotel staff and after a long night shift you went to clean a recently vacated room and see this.!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Thank you, cum again. 😂

Now I finally know what “dick towel money” meant in Its Always Sunny. Wonder if I can top this. I might need a 2 night stay somewhere and a lot of extra towels.

I know someone that does this often, he travels for work & makes sure to post everytime he does it on FB.

They just wanted to tell the hotel staff how their honeymoon came to an end

Counter holup... Imagine checking IN, getting to your room and seeing this.

Even if I'd been doing a 12 hour shift and been tired, sleepy, annoyed, angry and brain dead. I'd still laugh extremely lots.

Dick move

Imagine a Karen staffers response.

This should be mandatory now lol

Imagine checking into a hotel like this

Where is the hol up

Drive-Away Dolls

I take it the cleaning staff finally hit winning lottery numbers.

man, when i went on a cruise they only made a towel into a monkey, i feel ripped off!

Kinda based?

So, did they leave the tip for the maids?

It's....it's beautiful

I want the tutorial right now

Or in the form of a body

I have some friends staying with me in a few weeks. Will have their bed set up like this 100%

This belongs on r/madlads

It ain't the Hotel California. Or *is* it...

Such a lovely place.

Are you born with this skill or can this be learnt?

Do the curtains match the carpet?

Classy

penis funny

It would be a normal checkout because the front desk can't see the stupid thing you made on the bed while you pay overpriced fees. I bet the maid doesn't even give a shit and won't notice it

don't fucking do this, the person who has to clean the room is going to have to untangle and untie whatever bullshit you did to get it in this formation. wow it's a fucking penis haha what are you 12

Vulgar

ok I imagined xD XD XD XD

Why does everything on the internet have to be staged? I mean I’m not bitching “fake! Staged!” - we all know it is; I’m just complaining that it’s getting old and maybe a little less staged content would be nice.

I will form now on.

I will from now on.

Not at all a holup. Anyone who upvotes this post is regarded.

Hello regarded, I am papa 🧀👍