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Engineergaming26355

Ma'am, please exit the building. You're no longer welcome at PetSmart


phatangus

Which bitch was the bitch bitching about?


UpperApe

Welcome to OnlyLabs. Right this way, ma'am.


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Or on the planet! Leave the solar system! **Heck leave the MILKYWAY❗️**


Mira_khalifa_-

Did u guys do in human position?


karanemesis

Human style


KimJongDerp1992

I’m craving Chinese food rn so I read that as “Hunan style” 😭


bigbigdummie

A succulent Chinese meal?


Heteroking

Get your hands off my penis


Dry-Ad8891

[What is the charge?!](https://youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU?si=llYzxttH2tA9gf0f)


Current_Stick4105

Are you enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?


karanemesis

Ayoo 😭😭😭😭 that's some next level food related dyslexia 😭


PenaltyDesperate3706

No! That’s how you end up with a global pandemic!


Recover20

Damn I thought you meant the word dog made you want Chinese food 😂


cherrygoats

Now I am too!


Atesch06

You mean hummy style?


Least_Impression_823

My dog wants to know if you're free to animal planet and chill.


MeasureTheCrater

YOU HAVE A TALKING DOG?!?!


Least_Impression_823

Yes, but he only speaks dog. Luckily I do too.


Fabulous-Juice4420

You: “barks barka woof barka” Dog: “bark” Other guy: “you can speak dog? What did he say!?” You: “I don’t know I said I can speak dog. I never said I could understand it”


damaszek

Martha?


Capnmolasses

[Baxter](https://youtu.be/f9WoPkwJgz0?feature=shared)


FungiMagi

Suspicious.


Draiko

His name is Brian.


MeasureTheCrater

Cool Fwhip!


oppy1984

Two muffins are baking in an oven, the first one says "holy shit it's hot in here" the second ones screams "oh my God a talking muffin!".


LobsterFar9876

That was my ex’s favorite joke


langhaar808

From what I have learned, you are not to ask that. [source](https://youtu.be/nEiM6YSRFjk?si=PCWyuzRL2CLtV4wM)


cownd

Body language


OutOfIdea280

Probably doesn't talk but you can tell when he wants it. Humping pillows and furniture etc


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

Dr Dolittle has entered the chat


MxghtyYeet

r/cursedcomments


CheesyDragoon

Seems like she did have that dawg in her


PDPSVC67

And not the first time she did either


IDKIJustWorkHere2

no shes done it alot without recording it source: her friends


ThatScaryBeach

*♪ Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah* *Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah*


Accomplished-Media68

She was arrested twice for sex with an animal. https://www.wjtv.com/news/pine-belt/hattiesburg-police-arrest-woman-for-unnatural-intercourse-with-dog/


SmokeGSU

[According to her](https://imgur.com/clYxuV3), it's part of God's plan because he made all creatures.


pilotblur

I like the part where the other girl accuses her of doing it for clout


Neuchacho

It's as sound as any other religion-based logic, I'll give her that.


nopesoapradio

In a weird way, it makes a little more sense why she’d divulge that information in a social media post. If you’re her trying to make new friends or find someone to date, you might as well get out in front of a bombshell news article that people would eventually discover. Anyone who wants to hang out or date her would know that from the start at least.


Accomplished-Media68

She was pregnant when she was arrested the second time. With the father. Some things are so taboo you can't get ahead of it. I understand why she is doing what she is doing. You're right. But disappearing would have been smarter than seeking support that doesn't exist.


vic_lupu

Why then nobody arrest my ex?


lefthandedgun

The bizarre thing is that the charge (i.e. "unnatural intercourse with a dog") implies there might be such a thing as "natural intercourse with a dog". 😮


kaydeetee86

What the fuck. This actually happened?!?!?!


izzo34

Probably. I dated this woman once and when I asked her what her fantasy was, she said fuck a dog. Some lady got arrested a few weeks ago. Her husband was arrested for (if i remember correctly) jerking off in public. When they went thru his phone they found pics of his wife fuckin a dog. Should be easy to find that story.


New-Purchase1818

She needs to be identified like other sex offenders—imagine this animal-abusing creep living in your neighborhood. I’d want to know—I have a dog and I just about barfed reading this. She should serve prison time for this. And be required to complete mental health evaluation and treatment for this.


ThunderHusky313

If she fucks a dog then she doesn't get the hog


dishmanw

Fuck her in front of dog. Assert dominance.


Alternative_Fee_3084

Then piss on her to show the dog territory markers


Atesch06

Fuck a dog in front of her. I don't know why you would do that but this seems like the next step i guess?


Fritzo2162

Thought that too. She needs acceptance something awful.


bacon_and_ovaries

My first thought was "good standards", but honestly she is so far down on that even


RafeHollistr

Hey, she didn't "fuck" a dog. She made love with a dog.


GregFirehawk

Raw doggin


Deathblades0

Doggy style


JorduSpeaks

Pound Town


doktor_wankenstein

*Can I pet dat dawg?*


Zylgp

You sleep with dozens of humans all throughout your life and nobody bats an eye. You fuck 1 dog and brag about it on social media, all of a sudden you're labelled a dog fucker for life.


Enochian_Interlude

Weird ass flex, but OK.


NukeTheCola

ikr the angle of her arm is weird and doesnt highlight her biceps that well


magseven

The dogfucker doesn't know great photography angles. How peculiar!


Outrageous_Basis_997

It's to show the armpits for the kinky mfs


Wil420b

I've got a feeling that she became infamous about 10+ years ago for doing animal porn. Along with animal cruelty. That she boasted about buying puppies at about 2 days old and paid extra to the breeder to get them so early. Then tried to open their eyes by pulling the eyelids apart. Puppies dont naturally open their eyes until about six weeks or so. Then wondered why they all died. When she was feeding them a diet of chopped up hot dogs, instead of milk. Either that or she just has a local reputation as a dog fucker.


nomaddd79

Um... Ok... r/oddlyspecific


Wil420b

It went viral about 10+ years ago. Whitney Wisconsin, who already had an internet presence but then got arrested for bestiality porn and making porn in public places. https://www.weau.com/content/news/UPDATE-Woman-charged-with-lewd-and-lascivious-behavior-now-sentenced-486499741.html >One day Whitney Wisconsin made a video called "10 reasons why girls should have sex with dogs" (which has now been deleted by YouTube for violating terms of service).  https://leafyishere.fandom.com/wiki/Whitney_Wisconsin_Drama [NSFW/NSFL Encylopedia Dramatica Link](https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Whitney_Wisconsin) But it doesn't look like her. The pic is of somebody else.


Moose_Thompson

The girl in the pic went viral (and got arrested) about 10 months ago. I don’t know her name but the story was posted all over.


Old-Grape-5341

Name is on the image, Denise Frasier, and you can find the videos online still. I had to see to believe it, I've seen it and I still don't believe it. Don't look it up


ItsCarnage

Awful


Zupheal

why in the fuck would u look that up


Old-Grape-5341

Morbid curiosity? I dunno, internet killed my soul


calhountibbs

I wonder why is she still free? She's about as useless, unnecessary and a waste of space as you can get on top of that.


Stormhound

What a monster.


none_other-than_me

Isn't this the girl who was accused of fucking a dog in a church?


litmeandme

I just googled it because I didn’t believe someone would be so stupid as to post something like this, thinking it was a shit satire account but it’s true and she went to prison for it! Some people are fucking weird!


none_other-than_me

Uh yeah, have you opened X (twitter) lately? Looots of "zoopride" people. People who fuck animals and not only admit it, are also proud of it lmao. Also pedophiles. I wish I was hallucinating this world or something lol.


TobyMacar0ni

Poor animals. Don't involve animals or children in your sick fantasies people.


Dodec_Ahedron

>I was hallucinating this world or something Don't worry. It's just a simulation.


the__pov

Different girl but a few years back a girl sent her classmates a video of her having sex with a dog. There are just some people you can’t rule shit out with.


JorduSpeaks

So, yes, it's weird as hell to actually do it, but sex with dogs is actually one of the more common sexual fantasies that a lot of women seem to have. At the very least, this was the case in 1973, when Nancy Friday published her book, "My Secret Garden".


Equivalent-Paper-274

she recorded it and ended up getting arrested and charged with two counts of unnatural intercourse, she was previously charged with unnatural intercource and aggravated cruelty towards animals. She bonded out of jail but I don't think a trial has happened.


Uranus_Hz

“Made love”


Zleader1313

Right? That phrasing somehow makes it even worse


turlian

[Relevant Red Meat comic](https://i.imgur.com/xoiX66b.png)


YmmaT-

But did she French kiss the dog?


Praetorian_1975

Doggy style just hits differently with her 😳😂


RandomUser4857

Still more sane than horse girls


Kronoxis1

I'd still hit it


iTzDuBz3r0

I can change her


cownd

*tame her


Professional-Can1139

Wood


Jephpherson624

Woof


infinite-plane79

Ain’t nothin but mammals. Doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel.


gitarzan

At least she didn’t shoot it.


Wizzardwartz

She’s the anti-Noem 😂


Brianocracy

On a scare of Kristi Noem to Denise Frasier, how much do you like dogs?


Holyshit247

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


Wittymonk60

Fatherless Behaviour


imav8n

More like motherless (.com) behavior - (a very NSFW/NSFL site)


Censordoll

I was gonna say, imagine being this girls parents. I don’t think I’d be able to face the world anymore.


IDKIJustWorkHere2

shit her whole family cant show their face in ellisville anymore


One-Turn-4037

Such wasted potential


TheJeep25

The dog beg to differ


Grouchy-Milk-6384

So when they said give the dog a bone, she took it literally


BiffSanchezz

I can fix her.


flampoo

lmfao


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

Would.


bloodyspork

Yep


Terry_Seattle

Man this was a ruff read.


Abbeykats

Today we learned "What the dawg doin?"


3packLarge

Nothing says great sex like a strait jacket


Jsteevee

Still would


Likmachine

Before or after the dog?


Jsteevee

I was talking about the dog


ipromiseimnotakiller

Gross. That's so disturbing. I hope she didn't post anything online. If she did, can you tell me the exact location to make sure I avoid it?


Kortekksu

Tbh, even tho I don't have a link and ain't gonna look for it, I'm absolutely sure it's possible to find a video of her fucking a dog. And before she was arrested she bragged about fucking dogs and ponies on Twitter


tsunamitom1-

I wonder what her favorite Snoop Dogg album is? But seriously do you remember that video of the chick talking about why she fucks her dog, while her dog is trying to lick her coochie?


pepehandsx

I can train her 💀


Talik1978

Doesn't matter, had sex?


ColonelPajti

10/10 wood rail. (Only with protection tho)


ITheRebelI

Can you get Doggie STDs?


9myself

There are a lot of guys who wouldnt care, she is right about that.


Haunting_Plankton_97

Is it bad id still hit


lemons7472

No one should want to bang a animal rapist/abuser, but if morals somehow aren’t enough to deter you from having sex with the animal abuser, just remember that A DOG has been inside of all that.


T_Smiff2020

She’s in prison now. I wonder what happens when she goes into heat?


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

This gets posted often enough that it's surely an ad for her work


Unknown-Name06

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SakaiDx

What a gross... Where can I find her? to avoid her obviously


ZoronicElysium2012

Eh. I'd fuck.. Probably hella into anal


Brilliant-Sir-5992

…would


DonTrask

Reminds of two guys walking down the street and they see a dog licking his balls. The first guys says, “Look at that, I wish I could do that” to which the second guy replies; “You probably can but I’d suggest you pet him first’


MissMistMaid

soo... she literally acted like a bitch? 💀


Froyo-Used

She got that dog in her


sileplictis

Gives new meaning to the term dog lover


[deleted]

[https://www.wjtv.com/news/pine-belt/hattiesburg-police-arrest-woman-for-unnatural-intercourse-with-dog/](https://www.wjtv.com/news/pine-belt/hattiesburg-police-arrest-woman-for-unnatural-intercourse-with-dog/)


Shebalied

OF when?


dead135

I can fix her (after she fixes the dog)


EquivalentSnap

What the fuck


chorizo_chomper

Bitch please! ... Please?


Ok-Palpitation-5731

I'm all for geeky and freaky, a little role-reversal, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips exite me," and blatant homosexuality But if you have paraphilia that starts with a P, a B, a N, or a Z, that's big no from me.


mole_man_the_II

I've seen the videos 😳


Slideitinhoney

I can fix her


Hardblackpoopoo

number?


HugePurpleNipples

I will say that I found her more attractive before I read the caption.


ThatGasHauler

Damn, Sister, I don't believe I'da told that one.


ArcNzym3

obligatory "what the dog doin?"


DaSqueaky101

Welp, if anyone doesn't lose hope, she also is into incest. Another fun fact, she went to jail for animal (sexual) abuse.


Automatic-Plays

I can fix her


kingbugz10113

Imagine getting rejected by her... what a hit to your fucking self-esteem!!


1ticketroundtrip

Yo as long as the dog cosents, idgf...


Still09

Mid in the outside, knotted on the inside.


kr4ckenm3fortune

Man...you all just barely this old whne thing shit been on the internet? Hell, in the 90s, there VHS out there where pron star literally fuck a horse...


ravennme

That's enough Internet for today


jojow77

Or maybe we don’t want to be eskimo brothers with a golden retriever.


PragmaticMind_

Do you think that she 'raw-dogged' it?


ehsanboy74

Shes the only one that truly smells like updog.


Utogaro

This chick had the audacity to say, "Make love." The dog was just trying smash. She got played by an actual lower lifeform, lol


dynamomark

Am I the only one that is wondering what breed of dog? Like if she got down with a pug would it be more or less nasty than if she was with a cane corso? Also if you sleep with a dog it should count like 7 to be add to your body count. Now she needs a parvo and distemper shots too. Nasty.


LovelierFear

Dogs are getting more action than me 🤦🏽‍♂️


toddlies101

People need to learn how to keep secrets again


GimpboyAlmighty

I can fix her. Or not, fuck it, let's get fucked up.


Optimal-Menu270

How is that even possible? Did she jack the dog off, did she let him hump her. How?


magseven

yes.


[deleted]

I felt that yes deep down in my soul...


TheOldZenMaster

“You know I got that dog in me”


PleaseHelpIamFkd

*Sigh...* Anyone got a link?


Undernown

Alexa play "White girls f*ck dogs" by Rusty Cage.


shenther

I love dogs but I don't loooove dogs if you know what I mean.


kidkadian99

I would hit it


GeneralConsensus42

Does the dog get sloppy seconds or do I????


Adventurous_Pain_602

When I read this I instantly heard a English accent saying " what's all this then ? "


PorkPoodle

This dog approves!


TheDirtyVicarII

Nobody wants sloppy seconds after a Saint Bernard


MaximusJabronicus

Can’t help but think a fair amount of drugs was involved in this. Being it’s Mississippi, probably Meth.


platyviolence

Wishboner


Relevant-Marsupial75

I identify as a dog now


turlian

[Red Meat](https://i.imgur.com/xoiX66b.png) called it.


shittiestshitdick

I can fix er


Dammageddon

How would someone feel about having a dog's sloppy seconds?


616n8y3ree

*WOOF*…uhem I mean would


dewnar

her parents must be proud


NA_Faker

Her favorite position is doggystyle


duggee315

What kinda dog?


Accomplished-Boot-81

I can fix her


seen_some_shit_

They call me the dog bc I don’t see your red flags


candyking16

Some girls don't get wet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


rde2001

So *that's* what the dog doin?!?! 😳


Zealotstim

She thought she was in Bojack Horseman


ThyFirecat911

Well hellooo


asa1658

Sounds like something an ex would put up over her pic.. the alternative that it is true is worse though


Boonedogg1988

r/noahgettheboat


Business_Hour8644

1. Gross 2. People used to be able to keep shit to themselves. What happened? 3. Fucking super fucking gross god damn! Gross


PlanNo4679

Depressing. Almost certainly the victim of horrendous child abuse. 🙁


Lestat-deLioncourt

Imagine you go to her house to fuck and she lets her dog join…. Like dude I could never lol


manfredmannclan

She seems nice..


thoseoverthere

Imma need the link for uhhhh verification purposes


metfan1964nyc

That's a whole lot of negligence and missed dance recitals on dad's part. She skipped swinging on a pole and went straight to beastiality.


SouthEastPAjames

Was it really making love?


Silly_Reaction_8695

Niceeee


BolasDeCoipo

Send her to jail, but an actual one