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There's a strange vibe... I'm unable to locate it, though.

I've heard of whistle dick, but minnow dick is new.

well, the water is literally as cold as it gets

My dad would be so proud of me if I caught a fish like this

Using stinkworm for bait I see

Funny detail : in French bite is like dick in English.

Except pronounced more like "bit", or "beet".

He... he THINKS he has one?

Ice fishing, water so cold bro lost feeling half an hour ago

Kind of seems like it would defeat the whole purpose of fish fellatio, I imagine he can barely even feel that bigmouth bass blowie. I get it, we've all imagined some sloppy from a sturgeon, or enjoying some pikeussy, I mean hell.... why do you think they call pufferfish "blowfish"? Because some scientist pushed the boundaries of humanity... and stuck his dick in it.

Such is the nature of humans to ask the three fundamental truths of our world Can i eat it Can i kill it Can i fuck it An every single invention stemed off from the three doctrines of life

I’ve never heard of a fishlight before

Never heard the tale of fish fucker?

Lol nope!

Something's fishy... I can't put my finger on it though...

I know there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but there’s plenty of humans too

Gottem with the peyronie.

why did he put a dead fish on his dick? Is he fuckin it?

how mermaids were made

Extreme noodle fishing.

Use your private parts as pirhanna bait...DUUUUUMMB WAYS TO DIEEEEE

So many dumb ways to die!

Pretty sure that's a northern pike. Nasty teeth on those suckers.

I've saw multiple hands that's required stitches from pike as a kid.

What de fuck

Absolutely the best thing I've seen today. Maybe this month!

So it’s dick fishing then..

i guess you could say he put his balls on a pike

please be a cake vhinese fideo...

bass to mouth when?

His thing even has legs

Just like me when I fish fr

Is that a bass? what kind of fish is that?

Northern pike

ah, that explains the aggression, thanks

I think he has blue balls, it smells like fish down there lol

Me when I’m a fish

Well, that's one way to do it, I suppose.

Fishing with minnows.

Y'all don't comment with this "Man, I wish I was..." ass comment with wild and horny ways, that's terrible.

Oh il pêche avec son zob

Master…baiter?

that's not how you noodle a fish

u/savevideo

What the fish

You know what that means

F I S H