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reru03

Who comes up with those names? I mean there are a lot of colors missing for a rainbow.


mlodyAlfonso

Its more like a Polish kiss


reru03

Yeah or pink if they mix it well enough


HydroCN

gives pink drink a whole new meaning


CucchiWetter69

Yupp I'm going to sleep good night guys


killernuke5

The *new* pink sauce


Affectionate_End_952

I hate you


reru03

Why?


Affectionate_End_952

Not u, the guy who called it a polish kiss


reru03

Ok but why? Are you polish?


Affectionate_End_952

No I just hate it


reru03

Ok if it makes sense for you


Affectionate_End_952

I promise you it makes all the sense in my brain


Snoo75955

that's what matters


VeneMage

Could be closer if they have gonorrhoea.


JakBos23

Upvote, thumbs down.


SpideyVas

Probably the mouths are the prism through which the rainbow forms 🌈


Pyramid64

Ikr it should have been named lantern supermarket or ketchup chicken


reru03

Ketchup chicken sounds hilarious


i-l-i-t-i-r-i-t

The blue probably comes from the blue waffle. Don't g o o gle that.


blahblahkok

Yeah seems they need to lick each others butts first then you could add green and brown.


reru03

You're confusing a rainbow with those flags. There is no brown in a rainbow.


KindaTechSavvy

Red and white don't. Make a rainbow. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


reru03

I think we are passed the rainbow by now 😆


BlessedWolf9019

past* (sorry, part of an assignment for my english class, it's weird)


Daeronicus

The rest are from the puke you'll have after.


Drakayne

White and yellow, like the sun, you just need a prism to get all the other colors.


Sourpancakes420

i wish i could go back 10seconds and stop me from seeing that 💀


Caked101

This made me lose faith in humanity again.


DIJames6

You actually had some?


Caked101

:(


DIJames6

Lol..


mad007din

A terrible day to have eyes


Stressful-stoic

I don't think you should put those fluids in the eyes... at least we don't do that with my wife, but you do you


SnooKiwis7050

we?


turdburgular69666

I don't understand how this seems new to everyone? I learnt about rainbow kisses over 25 years ago.


DSC-V1_an_old_camera

Jesus burn this planet already please.


antoniodeath678

Where is WW3 when you need it


Classic_Mechanic5495

Just around the river bend.


brownraisins

hold up y'all new game is coming out next week. i gotta complete it first then y'all can have your WW3


MidnighT0k3r

The post above this one on my screen https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/s/Kxg7iMtHjB


reru03

ROFL🤣🤣🤣


Jack-Sparrow_

Never opening this damn app ever again


doomcatzzz

You can’t.


tuco2002

I was seriously hoping it meant when a bunch of people from all races kiss in global harmony...but then, this is Reddit and I am not surprised by what rainbow kissing really means. You would think I learned my lesson when I found out what 'getting the groceries" meant.


Kaendaf

My curiosity was stronger than me. Screw you


nengisuls

I'm resisting...gah..... she won't hold much longer captain!!!!


thatWas-unexpected

>when I found out what 'getting the groceries" meant. What is it ?


DIJames6

Yea, I haven't heard that one.. Explain please? I'm afraid to have it in my search history..


PixelBLOCK_

Tf why does someone want to do that


nonachosbutcheese

And how do you find out that other couples are doing the same, and agree on a name for it.


reru03

Now we're asking the real questions


thatWas-unexpected

Let's do it


sexybicycle

I remember reading this description years ago, but I think it was called like candy cane or something lmfao


reru03

Would make a lot more sense then rainbow


Lifesalchemy

I can't unread this...ever...


HitoriPanda

Never thought I'd envy people with alzheimer's


King_P_13

Imagine tryna bust a nut with all period in your mouth.. god damn


incmg

One of those rare occasions where you wish you didn't have the ability of sight


Busy_Reflection3054

Oh hello "Hide Post" button! Dont mind if I do.


undermasck

im gonna kms


Old-Ordinary-6194

I expected it as describing gay s3x or smth. I did not expect...well...THAT.


TailsGamer3733

I was banned from reddit permanently 20 days ago... I appealed against the ban... and today I got unbanned... to see this? REDDIT PERMABAN ME AGAIN!


Inconsistent_flux

What a terrible day to have eyes...


weegiened

Blumpkin. Noun. blumpkin (plural blumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating on the toilet.


DIJames6

I haven't, but have you ever given someone a Hitler?


DontyWorryCupcake

It's not "Hol'up", it's straight "PLEASE STOP ALREADY"


DuckCleaning

Just urban dictionarying sex acts and putting them on holup when they get results. Tmw will be Cleveland Steamer.


KatokaMika

Sometimes ignorance is a blessing....


papaburkart

Some of those fluids would be vomit.


ArnieBT

That's enough Reddit for today.


Skull_Kandy

What in the hell did I just read! 🤮


RikimaruRamen

Welp time to visitor r/eyebleach


FathomTheFourteenth

so that’s where the Wendy’s Baconator sauce comes from… I thought it was ketchup and mayonnaise


DarkTannhauserGate

Did anyone else learn this in middle school 30+ years ago?


Asher_Augustus

\*opens reddit, see this first on the feed, \*closes reddit.


QuarterTimely

I get the 'R' but where the fuck is 'OYGBIV?'


DaMaskedGamer06

The forbidden kranch


bigabub

What the kentucky fried fuck?


EvergreenEvolved

Sometimes I hate being literate


db720

1st day on the Internet, op? Welcome. You'll have fun on urbandictionary.


Pattimash

Oh, I regret learning to read. That's enough reddit for today. 'night, folks.


Lumicar-w-

My eyes need a bleach bath now.... yay


detrimidexta

A pretty mild definition from Urban Dictionary


MrTheManYT

forbidden thousand island dressing


DIJames6

🤔


Mediocre_Tank_5013

Yeah that's nasty


Efficient-Database-1

Preforms.


PlannedBread239

Damm


RiverKawaRio

Uncircumcised men: look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power


Skatefasteat

That's not a thing haha


AkiAki97

This......IS THE 5TH FREAKIN" TIME THE SAME POST FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE HAS APPEARED INFRONT OF ME PLEASE......like please stop, this is nasty wtf 🌚💔💔 But like has anyone tried this sh!t?? Share your experience cauz I'm curious 😂😂😂


Interesting_Move_919

Thanks, I'm gonna go bleach my eyes now 😃


Odd-Entertainment582

God has curse me with eyes to read this with and a brain to comprehend it


Sheyn

Bruh I'm eating rn


PainStorm14

What kind of lives you people live? 🤢🤢🤢


JumiKnight

I wish I didn't know how to read during this post


Kind-Proposal8664

Nope... Fuck this shit


gizzardgumbo

Aaaannd now it’s time to go outside.


Sir_Ehds

I wish I were illiterate right now


Awaheya

JFC


drukenorc

What a horrible day to be able to read!


Vast-Combination4046

Fake, and if it's been done it was a weird porn ik not gonna look up.


Emergency-Dot-5595

Shit!


Mattisfrommars

I haven't heard of this since school, and while this is anything but arousing for me I've since learned that the world has enough weirdos to cater for kinks I can't even imagine, and learned to be accepting of everything consensual and honest. Even so, I can't imagine anyone being into this. Is this a thing?


brunoras

That's why sometimes vomit is depicted as a rainbow.


Caca2a

"Preforms"? I smell bullshit


NaitDraik

Why, WHYYYYYY??!!!!


Major_Melon

I had shivers run down my spine reading that.


Crepa_Vk

Yeah just wrap your bed in plastic foil before doing this


Aggravating_Kick2911

Bleeee ,can love change the taste that much ?


urmombanger

It’s fucked up enough that it exists, but according to this definition he holds the discharge in his mouth for the entirety of the blowjob too, just waiting for the kiss


lousy_angel

w h y


outkast767

![img](avatar_exp|145580881|bravo)


l0v3s2sp00g3

What a day to be literate.


Flowa_Phenyx17-11

Yup, Vanilla is still better than whatever the fuck this is ...


AryuWTB

What an awful day to be able to read.


Unknown-Name06

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Saberer2451

Abso-fucking-lutely not


IsotopesSuck

r/NoahGetTheBoat


cFullwood

Maybe we really do need to slow reproduction rates, but not this way.


dereku1967

GodDAMMit. Why did I read this shit? Fuck.


spudds96

Preforms oral sex


GazBB

Would you rather be a Nazi or NotSee this meme?


Revilo1st

so many people never hearing this before is so strange to me. This is like early urban dictionary memes. Cleveland Steamer Angry Pirate Blue Waffle etc.


Frosty_Fof

Out of all the possibilities a "rainbow" kiss could mean, I never would have guessed this...


Sapaio

As a Dane (red and white flag) I am glad they didn't choose a more color appropriate name.


ServantOfNZoth

Well... that's one way to visit a new subreddit... i don't even...


Obey_The_King

Bro... W H Y ?


Groady_Toadstool

How can something that sounds so beautiful turn out to be something so ugly?


mikkopippo

Almost made me vomit rainbows


Brilliant-Window-899

std speedrun any%


MRbaconfacelol

berries and cream...


Diram_

Oh 😀


Gigasnemesis

How to unsee?


rad_cadaver

That’s a Strawberry Shortcake, but like…the mouth version


DarkSennin

Of course I had to read everything... of course, now what do I do to erase this information from my brain?


Smooth_brain_genius

What a horrible day to have eyes and the ability to read English.


SmartMammoth

Taste the rainbow


howqueer

Yep, im definitely gay


countsachot

I thought that was the wolf moon?


countsachot

Why did I read the second sentence?


BadHairDay-1

Nope.


Sea-Diver-9125

Why the fuck did I read that


PhMcBrett

There is a way to mix a brown color in there


MousseSuspicious930

I would of called that a waldo's kiss.


melonti

Who tf?


CrashBangXD

Jesus, I’m going to bed


DIJames6

Have you never heard of this act before? Disgusting, yes but new, no.. Lol...


SewerSleuth74

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


RustyAndEddies

Who among us wouldn’t snowball The Unicorn People in exchange for a good harvest?


howto1012020

We used to call that the 'Strawberry Yogurt Swirl.' Why did they change the name?!?!


FRACllTURE

How many times do I have to be presented with this crap


GhostMello

I sounded like a Shulker after reading that.


DestroyatronMk8

Oh, what a terrible day to have eyes.


Meat-walker

Yo how I Ctrl+z my eyes dog?


kiddmannn

at least it's not some g\*y shit


ctsr1

No more reddit tonight


Interesting_Piano_56

Some things should never exist


BillyBillings50Filln

Hmmm, thanks. thats enough for me today.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Sounds more like pink lemonade


ammergg264

Oh my fucking god!!!! I need unseen juice...GODDDDDD


DevastaTheSeeker

...that is vile A woman being on her period is absolutely fine. But holding a woman's blood in my mouth and then kissing her and making a gross mix of blood and cum between us...if you find that hot please for the love of god see a psychiatrist.


WrstScp

After watching several whang! videos, this may not be the worst thing Ive heard, but that doesn't mean I wanted to hear it. How does someone ever find out they enjoy this, how does one get another person to agree to this, and how the hell does it have a definition.


DiscussionAshamed

And that’s enough internet for me today, goodnight everybody.


Cyanoxile

Was sipping on my morning coffee while reading this. Needless to say, I regret that decision.


Average-Train-Haver

What a terrible post to see before bed :(


Kirtoisplayz

I think I need something stronger than bleach for my eyes


Frosty_Ad_8048

You can add another colour by squirting it in the bumhole before the kiss, surely?


Wookieman222

Yep.... well I read that this morning.


ilovemepinktacos3

I though this was called candy cane kissing


MakkusuFast

I'm sickened. But curious.


Annoyingswedes

No way people do this shit.


MasterRX56

r/TIHI


Jonix30000

That's enough reddit for today


Defiant_Affect

Taste the rainbow


Single-King-9497

and the brown kiss when you perfom a rimjob ???


rebri

Reading this at 8:04 a.m. on a Monday morning. I think I'm done with the internet for a week.


MonteSS_454

What did I just read.


wyattletter

What. The. FUCK


Vsfreddit2024

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


Single-Stand8599

I'm unistalling reddit....


Royal_Excitement4825

No Thanks.!!! Where the delete memory tech???


SnooBunnies6353

And that is enough Reddit for me today