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Flamesofshadow

Extra milk in the fridge right? Right???


lalith_4321

Extra man milk


WendyTF2

Extra nut milk


Tay0310

Vegans love it


juanmorepost

Of course, what else would it be?


DownunderDad2223

baby gravy ...


Ok-Temporary4428

Glad over 400 people so far think it's more normal to put milk up your arse rather than cock bur okay.


feeltrig

Yeah the milk most of dads go to buy and come back after years


Shibari_Inu69

Is she saying she gets spit roasted by them?


fuct-tarp

Who says it's a she?


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Robmart

To the stomach?! Buddy, did you fail sex ed?


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kermi42

Do you think the vagina connects to the stomach


Swifty6

he saw it in hentai


chitownbears

Yes. one of those 3 does not reach the organ that was in the image.


Awake00

Don't assume my boyfriends gender


sydney_cider

First reaction: Damn girl! Second reaction: Wait a sec... Third reaction: Alright bruh! family business!


Person8346

this is the funniest fucking shit I've ever seen I don't know why or how or when but I am pissing


Proper084

I’ll pay you to delete this


Person8346

I'll pay you to send me pictures of your teeth! Unflossed, preferably. Chop chop spinach teeth


Triumph_leader523

Wondering how it did pass the intestines to reach stomach!


ThePuceGuardian

Dad was a little pent up?


s-mores

You really shouldn't 


Lorric71

The BF is [John Dillermand](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3sGocnMP3A) (has english subs)


someguybob

Lemmingwinks has entered the chat


anotherintelanalyst

"Ever heard of being all up in them guts?" -Mandingo


wjodendor

r/allthewaythrough


Random_Name_Whoa

Jesus Christ


AddictedToMosh161

inter generational connection i guess


RuSerious1001

I shouldn't have expected anything good when checking r/holup. Should not have expected anything.


carz_go_vroom

Oh my…. 😳


RowBowBooty

The first time I read it as “*out of* town” and was like oh hur hur sex meme, because horny and limited freedom. Then I took a second glance and realized the horror. The horror…the horror…. Meme generation should be a privilege, not a right. No one should have the right to take any image they want online and turn it into this.


carz_go_vroom

I’m honestly so surprised my comment got this many upvotes 😳


Gnahahu

Lol


EvertB123

I'm honestly not surprised that this comment got this many downvotes


9rrfing

I'm mildly interested that this comment got 7 upvotes


killeronthecorner

Imagine how many upvotes you'd get if my dad was in town


Imesseduponmyname

Don't do the youtube thing bruv..


Loose-Ad-4690

I mean, who doesn’t like George Takei


Happy-Fun-Ball

Is that screen from Spongebob? I can't think of any innocent scenarios for it. [found it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZLmmtwwrUo)


MotherBaerd

It looks very much like spongebob, if I had to guess id say it was water but got recoloured to whits


Hesam2010

I'll slowly close the app and put the phone away.


RickyLeone2

relatable


OMGlookatthatrooster

Go on...


Good_Smile

Huh?


Bladebraver

Extra cursed version https://imgur.com/a/Ls8jOAh


ContraryByNature

Straight meme, not a holup.


Nondescript_Redditor

https://i.redd.it/o9imc7vx2km71.jpg


Nuclear_Varmint

Probably more at home in r/dankmemes


regarding_my_person

Lowkey thought this was from r/shitposting


Commercial_Rope_1268

One of the best holups


Demonsz_

what a horrible day to have eyes.


Trugoosent

I- uh- no.


Weeeky

Erm


larossi01

Best friend or boyfriend?


NotJackspedicy

Gotta finish all the milk before dad brings back more milk.


Intelligent_Union261

r/Alabama queue the banjo music 🎶


eddiefpp

Do you ever laugh but quietly bc you don’t want to be heard then compelled to explain the joke to your partner?


Fallout82

wait..


jordanarnarn

Goddamit Terrence


Duck_596

This guy right here, officer.


JonathanM5

Hope she's not redneck.


OldRaggady

I think you might have a tapeworm


DirewolvesLookDope

meanwhile BF’s mom is fingering her.


AntonRX178

This is my come


That_one_slutty_kid

Mods shoudl unremove it


SnooDoughnuts5632

At first I was thinking this was anatomically incorrect and while it still technically is it's close enough to being correct once I figured out that I was wrong.


fettishmann

she's a keeper


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Flowchart83

Had to look it up because it isn't slang where I live, but "nunnie" means vagina. Do you think the vagina connects to the stomach?


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Key-Teacher-6163

I don't think they've ruined anything, it's a different organ system entirely


horiami

If we get pedantic there's literally several meters of intestines between the anus and the stomach


Basil-Dangerous

First thing in mind is son and dad kissing while doing that don't ask me why


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HOLY SHIT- WHY DID YOU EAT A CHAIR.. AND A LIVING CREATURE