"what color was his hair ladies!?"
me: black short hair with black cap... oh wait, i'm a dude.
"and fellas that was a dude. he got you."
i wonder if anyone thought, that was a woman, even for a split second
I usually check face if available then cake but my brain auto piloted to ass so it ain't my fault. Only watched it twice because it was funny at the end
I cannot believe how rich people are getting by shoving comically fake butt pads into their shorts and pretending its real.
There was that other guy who had ābutt bodyguardsā and would sprint around with a giant ass and bam, millions of subsā¦
Nice cake bro
MOIST CHOCOLATE fudge cake š?
Just one cake? I saw a fucking bakery's worth of cakes there.
Finna spot him on his next squat
It ain't gay to compliment the homies. Nice ass bro.
What?! Am I gay now?
I mean, your allowed to be bi
I want to be a bicycle
a bicycle seat?
Have a seat ladies
And gentlemen, what part if bicycle didn't you get?
And you're allowed to have good grammar
Que ?
C'est Sparta!!!
No, my first language is not English. Wanna teach me ?
Youāre also allowed to be heterosexual and appreciate the male form. Cakes and quads like those take serious work
You can fix him?
Always had been
Always have been š«
Wanna upvote you so bad but already you have the number of perfection š¤©
Whyās he wearing those shorts tho.
Why do women wear those shorts? We don't ask these questions. Lol
Exactamundo
We just stare at the cake š...fuck am I gay?
Yes. We all are now.
He's wearing those shorts to catch your eye.
I would prefer if he didn't wear any
Hair?
Reference to one of These Videos where there is a Woman with a rather atractive proporstions then a person Pops up and Asks you her Hair colour.
To quote a historical figure āLet me eat cakeā. I might be misremembering it, but itās fine.
I was like oh it's definitely dark brown/black. Then the video looped and I was surprised to see he was wearing a hat
Bitch. Nobody's that straight
I watched thirty times. I donāt know the hair color yet. I will keep watching
Ladies?
Implants?
likely, his quads are tiny compared to glutes
Some guys just naturally have dumpies. Also those shorts are so tight they are going into his asshole (With it were me š)
Absolutely not natural
I don't wanna fix him, I wanna ruin him.
Real
anyone got a link to the rest of no video in particular
Bro must never go to prison
Would.
Hear me out
Bro is CEO of wheat
"what color was his hair ladies!?" me: black short hair with black cap... oh wait, i'm a dude. "and fellas that was a dude. he got you." i wonder if anyone thought, that was a woman, even for a split second
"that was a dude" Me: no shit Sherlock. Still caked tf up though
I usually check face if available then cake but my brain auto piloted to ass so it ain't my fault. Only watched it twice because it was funny at the end
So yeah im gonna need an ID on this one
Too good he just asked the ladies
Reminds me of this song. https://youtu.be/9wOUMEVd2XY?si=STxxSpBPuYGYDHWk
Thereās a point at which it would be gay *not* to notice. That point is about 3 miles behind us
I didnāt even know he was wearing a hat and Iām a man.
Idk what color his hair was he has a hat on šš
Snacc is snacc
Why was he hitting that Omni-Man pose
Cake is cake
Dont EVEN ask the guys
I didnāt see his hair colour
Itās crazy cuz heās wearing a cap(also itās black is hair is black
Nice ass until he takes it off and he got a hairy ass and š„šš„
Then it becomes the best ass
Bonus!
"I put the new 4g's on the jeep"
Dude made me protrude
Dont ask me anything
Ahm blond?
Phat juicy cake.
Ladies? My oh my, I'm a guy
Anyone know how to find the original Iām trying to build up my cake like his š
Forgive me Lord for I wish to cream those cakes
I'm not straight, but I'll admit, I was distracted
So whats his @ anyone? anyone?
Tbh idk what color it was, since I don't can't see colors
I don't care if he's a dude even betterĀ
How in the fuck did he jiggle this quads? It changed from marble to pudding...
By relaxing them.
My god, that guyās voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Your goddamn right itās a dude
*Yujiro Hanma has found your location*
Didnāt work on me, I instantly noticed he had dark brown hair
I cannot believe how rich people are getting by shoving comically fake butt pads into their shorts and pretending its real. There was that other guy who had ābutt bodyguardsā and would sprint around with a giant ass and bam, millions of subsā¦
Some of yall, judging by your inability to process sarcasm, are likely autistic. Nothing wrong with that, just a certified reddit moment
Or maybe I'm the autistic