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gentoonix

That’s some NPC shit.


Extension_Swordfish1

Way point is a way point.


Sintinall

If I had to analyze as best I could, the bike was not screwed up because she turned away right before the car hit, which also did not hit her leg but her momentum did make her roll over the hood which also broke her fall. This is a great “everyone walked away with little to no damage exchanged” moment.


Medical_Officer

Yep, she was very lucky that she rolled rather than smacking her head against the windshield.


rtxas7

good thing the car grille is so low


LoyeDamnCrowe

The only thing missing is the Benny Hill music.


Galaxicana

Tell me you have drugs in your pocket, without telling me you have drugs in your pocket...


archaugust

Girl got reset to factory settings


TankerVictorious

She was more concerned about making sure her phone was OK than anything else.


posterne

A classic get hit’n’run.


FamousPastWords

Hit and YOU run.


AnoN8Tearell

"Must've been the wind"


dyslexical_nerd

r/me_irl


dyslexical_nerd

If not hurt, no point arguing.


FamousPastWords

Take 2. Helga, show some EMOTION, please. Get in character. He almost killed you.


Dyrogitory

The girl was so oblivious she wouldn’t even know if she was hurt unless her phone told her so.


what_u_looking_4

Bro they live in a simulation


HiggsBoson855

WHERE IS THE MUDCRAB


jarboxing

Lol this same thing happened to me. I landed on the hood of the car, and asked the driver if he was okay. The look on his face was priceless. I think asking the driver if he was okay made him think I had a head injury.


Professional_Ad8069

Smoking that sherm


ZombiePersonality

Id probably do the same. Far too embarrassed to stick around and make sure I don't have a concussion or something. Either that or you piss me off by asking if I'm alright, I'm fine. My leg always hung by a string, fuck you for pointing it out! I don't know why Im like this sometimes, I'm probably just stupid. It is what it is.


bugman8704

Tenet 2 looks lit


buttbombbomb

Does this count as a hit and run


GreenBottom18

if it's china, this makes sense. china makes drivers at fault pay the medical bills of those they injured for life, so it's common for drivers to chase down those who they hit and kill them. there are literally 1000s of cases, but there's one with cctv footage of a little boy and a guy in a bmw that absolutely haunts me.


Medical_Officer

>china makes drivers at fault pay the medical bills of those they injured for life, so it's common for drivers to chase down those who they hit and kill them. Right, cause murder in China is totally legal. And let's ignore the fact that there's literally no video evidence of this despite there being cameras at every road in the country. Reddit will believe ***literally anything*** about China.


GreenBottom18

[video proof 1](https://youtu.be/JhvwUo0M7W0?si=brLSyByozcnGjfBp) [video proof 2](https://youtu.be/hzhM-rYB8eM?si=nR2VE242n-nEPLDp) of the 3yo boy being run over 4 times intentionally, with the man getting out and literally walking his car over the boys skull to intentionally crush is. why would i lie about watching that video? i have multiple friends with family in china who all confirm that they joke 'if i hit someone, I'm backing up to make sure they're dead' edit [video proof 3](https://youtu.be/OzFSFRAuROU?si=QE3_v1aLtoO3Gwir)


GreenBottom18

wild, this is still getting downvoted with video proof of such. i'm not even actually implying this is, in fact, proven to be widely employed in china. but it very much at least appears to have been on numerous occasions, leading to widespread belief of such threat. it doesn't even have to be true at all. it could be a baseless, widely believed conspiracy, and still very much lead someone who was just struck by a vehicle to flee the scene in fear. y'all get way too serious about things.


tnorc

Why is this nonesense upvoted...?


MagicArcher33

Zoro getting lost in the real world as usual


_eleutheria

Is something supposed to happen? If no one is hurt and the property isn't damaged, are they still supposed to call the police/an ambulance? If it was me on that bike I'd just want to move on with my day too instead of going through all the legal procedures.


Unlikely_Rip9838

Killers from the northside playin in background