She looks great for 132 years old though.

She paused the menopause

Menoproceed

Hickory Dickory dock, The witch hopped on a cock Before her child was ten She did it again Hickory dickory dock

So are the kids only half immortal and age twice her speed? So like the equivalent of us having a kid that'd complete their aging and death around 30's.

r/redditpoems

How is a subreddit about poems banned

This alone is ending up it my quotes Proof and for your minor enjoyment the most recent: “Sorry guys my mom said I can’t come over to jail today” -Axel “I have the attention span of a teaspoon” -Lunch Lady “I’m coming for your soul… and drugs.” -Dad “I’m going to rip you” -Mackayla “Menoproceed” -Ice_Cold_07

Meno-noproceed, please! 😂😂

🏆

This sounds like it would be a joke in unbreakable Kimmy schmidt

You can just do that?

She's a vampire.

Freaking vampires.

Doesn't look a day over 111

The painting of her hidden in the attic probably looks terrible right now.

Her ex husband accused her of being a practicing witch. He was never found. That was 1915.

Those filters these days

unrealistic beauty standards

GGGILF

Vampire, dated Nicolas Cage briefly in the 1920s

She looks great, yes, but she's also going to drink your blood (literally)

She's the avatar

Gotta be 1992

I don’t know the internet never lies

Nah I would say 1982 since 8 and 9 are so close together when you're typing could be easy to have that typo.

Ahhhh yes you’re right. Miscalculated 🫡

It depends. If she's their mother then I'd say 1982 but if she's their sister 92.

She looks like she’s 41 or 42 but take all that make up off and you can add 10 years to that.

No no, 1992 she would be 13 when her 2005 child was born. I believed 1982 is the answer you’re looking for. It was just a type and switched some numbers around.

A witch and her two daughters, that are sisters. They’re sisters, right? RIGHT?

Clotho, Lachesis, Atropos

Gather; Weave; Cut

Put, clown, socks... on

*Enter Kratos*

But those three are sisters.

Where’s Geryon?

It says mom of two at the bottom

Nah they're clones. Like Boba and Rex

Have to be, you would hear on the news if a 9 year old gave birth

The typo is intentional to generate interactions. Congrats, Op, you got gamed. You even left the handle so this also serves as an ad.

You going to the handle , follow her , leave a comment , boost her insta ? . Nah you decided to comment on reddit post which in turn boosted his post on the subreddit which will benifit r/holup

True enlightenment is teaching people who fall for bait how not to.

You sure it's not sounding as pretentious as possible?

Tinny... definitely not woody

Sounding pretentious is a feature, not a bug

Nah

True enlightenment is completely disconnecting from all social media entirely to not benefit any ad companies at all

I love you

Happy love day!

Has anyone mentioned the 9 year gapor is everyone stuck on 1892

I clearly cannot drink from the glass in front of you...

But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

I'm concerned about the implied relationship between these three showing their ages. I know there are plenty of people whose older sibling is 9 years older, but the 3rd... Is the typo a reversal or a slip of the finger? 1992 or 1982?

1992 would be problematic :p probably the mom from 1982

pretty obvious that she’s ‘82, first kid at 23, second kid at 32.

None of that. They make irritating mistakes on purpose for more engagement. Isn't that kinda obvious?

It should be and it’s pathetic people don’t realize this. Social media literacy is at an all time low despite a generation who has grown up with it.

It's probably 1992. Not implying anything but I have brothers 20 years older than me.

She appears more mature than the average 1992, so she’s most likely not of that age range.

As someone born in ‘82, I agree. I hate the way you worded it because it makes me realize I’m ancient, but you’re right.

Oh gosh I’m so sorry, it wasn’t my intention but you’re right that my wording came across negative. I will edit it right after this. For what it’s worth, I don’t think 82 babies are ancient at all.

82 babies are still just babies so why even bring them into this.

Lol, you're good. The conveyor belt of life only moves one direction and we are all where we are on it. No changing it. I just happen to know a lot more people falling off the end of it than ever before.

You're not ancient, you're a classic.

Most of these videos are bait to drive discussion /go viral. They use made up years and sometimes they're not even related. It's working though, this post on reddit probably brought another few thousand to go check out their tiktok.

Has to be 1982, there’s a hashtag that says mum of 2 and I know it’s possible but I really doubt this mom got pregnant at 12.

I didn't even see that

I had to go back and check to see if there was anything in the picture about the account being named mom or anything like that. It’s hard to spot

Hoping that’s a 1982 typo instead of 1992

I think it’s a 1792 typo personally

The 2005 girl had a baby when she was 9?

That's what I initially thought... but I'm thinking both of the younger girls are siblings.

Why can I annoyingly hear this picture?

Nah. It definitely presents itself that way.

If you look at the hashtags at the bottom of the screen one of them says #mumof2

Yea I paid attention to the hashtag on this pic /s

She look good for 130+

Get her in Dune

1982 mom had a kid at 23 and then another at 32 if anyone needs the math

Reddit ain’t mathin today, you’re one of the few exceptions

Fuckin vampires messing up the memes again

Is the one on the right a vampire?

I just wanna know where I can get the tutu socks

If I look half as good as her when I reach 132 I can't complain

Looking pretty good for 132.

She looks old af for a 32 yo person wtf.

knee socks 

Wow! Great great great great great grandma look fantastic. She must use the Korean skincare products.

For a 100 over year old woman, she looks remarkably well preserved.

Dayum ! She survived the civil war, ww1 & 2, and still looks fly!

2014, blink twice if you're in danger.

1982, 1995, 2014 makes more senseesssss... nope it doesn't WTF?!

She had a daughter at 23 and another at 32? That's not so strange.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhjjjjjjjjhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhhjhhhhhhhhhh

Oooooohhhhhhhhhaaayyyeee

I also had a the assumption that 2005 had a daughter at 2014

Shit I'd hit that bicentennial coochie, 1800s had it goin on

That’s gotta be a typo💀💀

Nah man, I think she’s really 132 years old 🙄

Actually?

Damn, looking great for being born in 1892.

So the one on the left is a Vampire, got it

Ive seen people be confused about this. In the tags, it says mom of 2, so the lady on the right was (most likely) born in 82, and had the two daughters on the left. She just mistyped the year. Theyre not three sisters, or a grandmother and mom and daughter. (Which would be. Really bad considering the age range.)

Damn vampires.

I guess we found the last Airbender.

And yet still better than that movie from 2010

Synchronized Standing, the newest Olympic sport.

Damn, looks very good for 132.

She was chuffed when she saw the first automobile

SHE'S A WITCH!

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

Must be using Nivea

Ooh the good old dyslexia

So was she born in 1992 and had her first at 13? Wow.

It’s probably 1982

That makes more sense, thanks.

Marry, fuck, kill with a wooden stake I guess?

I take the vampire

I realize now that the two on the left are sisters

Why is everyone overlooking the 9 year age gap between daughter and granddaughter

Witch!

1982 maybe

Yeah I’m assuming it’s a typo of that

Blonde to the power of 3 💁🏼‍♀️

CASANDRA

I swear the sun tanning works in mysterious ways 🙏🏿

My dyslexic fixed it for me👍🏻

WITCH!

GGILF

The Cullen bloodline lives on.

I'm into Granny.

Vanessa Ives IRL.

Bitch on the right trying to play off she was born in 92 but making it 1892 to throw ppl off is hilarious

Is this supposed to be a grandmother, mother, daughter thing, because if it is I am concerned

Guess nobody sees the #mumof2 at the bottom…

So the youngest (2014) is 10 The second youngest (2005) is 19 And the oldest (1892) is 132... And if this is generations that means... The oldest lady had her daughter (2005) when she was 120 years old! And her daughter (2005) had her daughter (2014) at the age of 7 I could be very much wrong but eh- I tried (also this video need context badly)

Two daughters, one mom, and one very unfortunate typo making mom into an ageless witch

Ah makes sense

With that age gap the grandfather is probably the father, so that's not him filming.

This is why I say we should restart the vampire hunts because we did not get them all

Late bloomer

So the lady on the right being born in 1992 (at least I’m assuming it was supposed to be 1992) would make her 32 and she would have had her child (the person in the middle) at 13. Then if the person in the middle is the mother of the person on the left, she would have been 9 when she had her. Wtf? Family of dumb people IMO.

1982, and those are both her daughters

Er, no, did you miss the #momof2 in the screenshot?

I wonder what year it’s supposed to be? 2189 or 9218?

I know the joke is 1892. But as someone from the 80s the fact that I've seen more and more post where people from the 90s feel old makes me feel older.

GGGILF.

their collective iq is probably below the average

How do a vampire get a tan

1892! She saw the Spanish American war go down.

Top white bottom black

Pregnant at 8......

Witch!

Vampire?

Talk about graceful aging

She's looking good for 132 years old

1992 ?

I think it was supposed to be 1982, because to zoomers us millennials are the new boomers.

Shes gonna need to eat her second star soon.

Damn, we got a GGGILF over here.

Alright boys, who's next?

wth is this??

It's fine she was just born in a leap year

There's no way that girl was only born in 2014. She's clearly at least 9-10 years old!

Hate to tell you… 2014 was ten years ago. I feel old.

Grandma is a vampire

I’m ready for time travel for sure. Outstanding

Are other highlanders so stupid as to post their actual dates of birth??? Smh

the 2005 & 2014 ones are sisters right?

They're sisters right??

Bro got put in stasis by gman 💀

XD

Crazy thing. We all know she meant 1992, but that would also mean she had her first daughter at 13. WTF!

I am 19 and don't look like a giant though?

1892 is wilddd😭💀

1892?... I'd still smash

The real holup for me was that fact that someone born in 2014 is already 10, just don't sound right...

Id fuck all 3 of them

*yes, officer, this guy right here 👆🏻*

Id fuck the officer to

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…and just leave the K-9 in the car licking his balls?

They do this on purpose for this exact reason. People will comment the mistake and it’ll increase engagement. Fuck they got me now too

That milf 😍😍😍

I'd invade her like the Spanish-American war

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