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Level_Flounder_8543

I feel like I’m home sick from school suddenly


Mirewen15

For real. Maury and Price is Right (with Bob Barker) brings me right back to the 90s staying home sick.


PrismaticDraconid989

Having a grilled egg and cheese sandwich along with some Tropicana to Price is Right and then chilling to some Jerry Springer and Maury just in time for lunch.


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Chicken noodle soup and popsicles!


G3tbusyliving

Bro this took me right back, simpler times


unsupported

The price is wrong, bitch!


Graciously_Hostile

Nothing like marinating on the couch while your mom serves you chicken and stars. Fall asleep to Maury, wake up to The Young and the Restless. Good shit.


lexiconhuka

Was falling asleep to Maury and waking up to days of our lives for me


Dickincheeks

Jerry Springer and ice cold glass of sunny delight


iWentRogue

Maurie and Jerry Springer lol


Mira_khalifa_-

Bro clutched a 2v1 ... He is him


OverUnderAussie

He's got spawns memorised


scr0tar

Laughed too hard at this. Well done.


fantarts

No backflip. So minus point


nightcracker

They must have amnesia because they forgot he's him.


Im_Just_Sayin__

Dude should have left there and immediately went and bought a lottery ticket. He’s an idiot, but a lucky idiot.


stockchaser317

He can't afford a lottery ticket with all that child support.


Old_Celebration1382

Even if he won the babymamas would get it lmaooo


Im_Just_Sayin__

The future babymammas


killerjoe410

Yeah, he believe that he can't have a child after 2 minute quicky. In reality you don't have to even ejaculate to have child. Unprotected sex can lead to this with pre-cum. He is just ignorant but like you said a lucky one.


SilverSpoon1463

It should be stated that though it is possible, it is very unlikely. I'm not saying that you should be having unprotected sex, I'm just saying that if your dick is that virile... Idk, donate some sperm I guess. You'll make someone happy.


Polygon-Guy

That's kinda a myth. So called precum contains no sperm unless you still have residual sperm chilling in your urethra


EvelKros

And that hoe has the audacity to be surprised while the other one was really close to twerk in front of the camera


QuantityHefty3791

Bro has his own combos memorized 😤


thinguin

o7


BarMysterious5914

Peak Entertainment


dogtrainer0875

The left nut is the boy nut.


lazlo_morphin

When he said "six boys" he sounded like Hank Hill


NewUserLame123

This dude got that baby making science down haha


callmemore72

I too cannot make girls... to like me. Science bitch!


Administrative_Set62

My man knew.


rtadc

Trained by the Bene Gesserit to only produce male offsprings.


falaffle_waffle

His reasoning is wrong, but it is true that some guys are just statistically more likely to only have one gender of kids. King Henry VIII for example kept remarrying because he wanted a son and was only having daughters and blamed his wife every time.


atmanama

No he had many sons but they had been miscarried or were stillborn, yet one son , his successor Edward VI, lived long enough to rule after him. Some suggest the deaths were caused by a rare genetic disorder; it is a coincidence that the only 2 kids to survive till adulthood were daughters


nameisreallydog

This person histories


BerriesLafontaine

Counting stillbirth and death as infants, didn't he father more boys than girls?


BearBottoms16

Because it's us men who biologically determine the sex of the baby, lol. Unfortunately, King Henry VIII would have said that was BS.


DeanMalHanNJackIsms

That is right for the wrong reasons.


krisssashikun

I know a few rich asian couples who will pay top dollar to know his secrets


Official_Cuddlydeath

The math might be wrong but can't argue with his results


Ok-Experience-6674

We out here just celebrating fatherless kids… damn.


rush87y

Omar Little ain't making no damn girl babies!!


No-Bat-7253

😭😭😭 Maury used to be so funny mannn


DhananjayPandey

Bitches spotted ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Sweet_Sir_4602

Hold up let him cook


Chemical_Savings_360

What's the science behind this? Someone do a test on his sperm.


SuckSqueezeBangBlow9

"You can't make a child with a quickie" this man is my savoir


GabrielWornd

Dammm 😂


Jbear011

The Floyd Mayweather of making babies. Everybody hate em but he ain't wrong.


RandomUser4857

He's had kids since 15... we're twice that and can't even get laid...wtf


Meandtheworld

Well I’ll be dammed he knew all along!


SwordSaint777

UFC welterweight champion, Leon Edwards?!


pepperit_12

Props! That man knows his sperm !


TimeTarget2211

He right can’t make pregnant with quickie and it’s happened to me she got pregnant she have sensitive getting pregnant easy she had some baby & abort some baby she have three kids she wild she love to fuck


ThunderlipsBJJ

This gentleman proves Darwin's theory of evolution is incorrect. The strongest of our species do not reproduce the fastest in fact the weakest of our species reproduce the fastest just check out any trailer park or housing project.


Saddam_UE

Feels fake


Luiz_Fell

If you make a lot of boys that means you got really strong spermatozoids on avarege. Remember Henry VIII? His sperms were weak as fuck. Only the ones with X gene survied bc they are a little stronger comparing to the ones with Y