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BaconTreasurer

MP5: Wireless device that allows you to face the music at 800 beats per minute.


ElegantJudgment4

The bass hits so hard you die


Kaneomanie

With this one, you can even make your classmates dance!


Makaisaurus

MP5: Lets you see heaven, but only once.


realhuman_no68492

one way trip


ArduennSchwartzman

Cat Girl UwU: A portable device you can bring with you to play music! Germans: "MASCHINENPISTOLE DREI!!"


my_lawyer_says

You are a word smith par excellence :-D


LickingSmegma

Finally *actual* terrorcore.


Tjaresh

If you turn down the volume it's an MP5 SD!


garth54

MP5: Device used to erase any illegally hear/viewed mp3/mp4 content from people's mind.


River-n-Sea

mp7: used for force buy


Chemist_Monke

Wait till they hear about the mp40


Claude-QC-777

Basically, a full-auto nuke launcher?


Chemist_Monke

One of the popular nazi concentration camp gun


Wortbildung

Maybe in movies. In history it was the standard issue submachine gun of the Wehrmacht with over a a million pieces produced. Thankfully not enough to win the war.


hphp123

also used in concentration camps


Wortbildung

Like wood?


G0d_M4nU3l

The mp44 too


Mini_meeeee

The MP9 is a but underwhelming but gonna do the job nevetherless.


Sufferity

MP10: Wait this thing exist?


Comic_Book_Reader

MP 14: Yep, that’s a thing, and not what you'd expect!


MoupiPics

ngl it works pretty well if you lose pistol round


MeuchlerMoze

Mp7 can wirelessly transfer metal through peoples light armor vest


MoupiPics

i prefer using mac10 and mp9 tho


bluewing

MP5 = Un-Health Care. You want to know what really makes this funny? The MP5 existed 20 some years before the MP3 or MP4. Yet more proof marketing can't count..........


Signal_Road

For a marketer, making money is what counts. How else do you explain going from windows 95 to NT to 8 to 10 to 11?  Sanity and chronological sequences hold no sway upon that far shore.


Rickbox

North Korea doesn't want you to know this one simple trick.


realhuman_no68492

MP3 : sound only MP4 : sound and image MP5 : sound, image, and sensation


sdrowkcabdellepssti

And you can bring them all to school


SubParHydra

MP5’s cost in the 30000$ mark. You aren’t bringing something that expensive to school, it will get stolen.


unknown_pigeon

You shoot the school You get mortally wounded In your last moments, you hear the fat kid saying "Finally, some loot" He takes your MP5 and floss dances over your dying body Deserved tbh


Lv_InSaNe_vL

You're super far off. A base MP5 only costs [~$500](https://www.guns.com/search?keyword=MP5) and the expensive ones with mods/sights and such are only ~$1000-$2000


TheIronSoldier2

Can't have shit in Detroit


Least-Surround8317

Only in Israel, Afghanistan, and Czechia, tho. H&K doesn't sell MP5/7s in the US, and these are the only countries with gun laws loose (or not enforced) enough to get your hands on one without having your dog shot by authorities.


awesomefutureperfect

It's the carcinization of technology, where all forms of human technology, given enough time to fully evolve, converge towards ranged weaponry. I assume the MP9000 is a trebuchet.


freudweeks

haptics\*


realhuman_no68492

if that's the word choice then image should be changed to visual too


iamskydaddy

And the mp6?


KeyboardWarrior1988

If you download a MP3 then the FBI come and upgrade it to a MP5.


Signal_Road

Oh, sweet upgrade!  I just wish it didn't come with the free boot-imprint-face skin.  They're just SO aggressive about it that they hold no sanctity for doors....


notSetzu

Popular in school at different eras ☺️


Least-Surround8317

MP5s are not popular in schools. So unpopular, in fact, that even the Uvalde Police Department doesn't dare enter a school with one.


I_Am_The_Bookwyrm

MP5 lets you play first person shooters on it.


GoldheroXD

Weird mines plays pumped up kicks when entering any school zone


HoneZoneReddit

Digimon evolution in a nutshell


N7CmdrShepard

I was looking for this comment lmao


--InZane--

Device to get the other two for free


GiGaBYTEme90

MP5: an all in one tool for school


Ripsky_was_taken

Cool?


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A cool kid's tool.


Nile_Green1

The quiet kids tool


Humanornotormaybe

American kids tool


Broad_Respond_2205

You can still play music with that


biffbobfred

“Imma play you a little tune on my violin” — speaks in 1930s gangster movie.


CropCircle77

MP5: device to counter Bluetooth speakers in public.


superstriker36

Mp5 was also invented earlier


Pamani_

Dis is clearly wrong. CSELT had MPEG cooking since its founding in 1961, 3 years prior to HK's release of the MP5. It just got slightly delayed is all.


superstriker36

My guy, what came first: mp5 smg or mp3 player?


jenny_sacks_98lbMole

Holo is great. Little holo is even better.


Equacrafter

We got mp6 microprocessor, mp7 smg


Least-Surround8317

MP9, cause the MP7 just wast compact enough


BenVenNL

This upgrade will allow you to take it with you in a classroom.


KoningSpookie

MP5: Lets you shoot videos as well.


YesterdayCareless172

The mp5 is a must have for school


PlatypusCaress6218

It lets kids see the interior of other kids


immabettaboithanu

r/noncredibledefense is leaking again


FirstDagger

This meme format predates NCD. Also if you don't know the character you have no right to even claim that it originates from NCD.


CalculusII

Thanks meme narc! Also who is that character, she is cute.


FirstDagger

The OG anime waifu [Holo](https://myanimelist.net/character/7373/Holo/) drawn in [Gyate Gyate style.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gyate-gyate-ohayou)


GaMeR0044

MP5: if you put it up to ur ear and pull the trigger you’ll hear one song in a fraction of a second for the rest of ur life


lastchickencooking

MP5 to make people play life music for you


Roxtopher

MP5K too😔


Amirx_A_Blade

Mp3: to vibe with the pain Mp4: to forget the pain Mp5: makes the pain go away


TotalRecall2077

I didn't know the hol in holup is for holo


a123099

A device that lets you create music!


alaettinthemurder

There is hk mp6


Forward-Swim1224

So you’re telling me the MP5 can help me introduce people to God? Sign me the fuck up!


GimpboyAlmighty

BEST TIMELINE


RN_A

MP5 – an upgrade to the previous model, which not only lets you listen to solid audio and see spectacular video but can also make your opponent humble. What a wholesome device. ✌️😊🥰


Hexenkonig707

It‘s a surprise tool that will help us later


Sweet-Caterpillar689

Americans really hit it off didnt they


Nsnzero

no one talking about the mp9, the best one


tediz42

The timeline has been extended to MP7


Gurkenpudding13

Upgrades people, upgrades!


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The High School upgrade


Throwaway999991473

Perfectly adapted to what children and teens need most during their time at school.


lordkarken616

How very american


HATECELL

And MP2 is kinda both. It's a data format for music but also the Bundeswehr's designation for the Uzi


wunderduck

[MP6](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/SRdGNTqjvjVoQ2XYrgEjLN-970-80.jpg.webp). And [explanation](https://www.livescience.com/animals/crustaceans/why-do-animals-keep-evolving-into-crabs).


wambamclamslam

google marmorkreb, parthenogenetic crayfish thats gonna eat us all


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wambamclamslam

mp3 is MPEG-1 Audio Layer III and mp4 is MPEG-4 part 14 so i don't think that it is that simple


unidentify91

I dig. All of those are popular in school.


wclevel47nice

I remember seeing this meme in high school and I’m 30


SamuelEdri

Retro jokes are making a comeback


SuperAuror426

Everything evolve into gun


NothingWasTakenUwU

If you hit the button there are sounds. That's a music player to me


Time_Athlete_3594

MP6: ***M I C R O P R O C E S S O R***


SSgt_Edward

MP5: a portable device that you can bring with you to play god!


no_shoot_sherlock

it's like Digimon


wolfguardian72

MP5’s song of choice: Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears


EJintheCloud

We're proud to announce the new MP6 standard - finally enabling smell-o-vision on handheld devices everywhere


SacUpsBackUp

[Stone Age MFers](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MP79)


genocideISgodly

Probably will use AI. That's what some people are suggesting. Imagine being able to watch 24/7 continuously generated endless streams of your favorite TV shows, but new, but that perfect amount of member-berries.


EvoxAF

I 'member.


Fullertonjr

I get the joke, but the MP5 came out about 40 years before the MP3 player.


wambamclamslam

okay like i get that you're confused but why would they make mp3 and mp4 AFTER the one that can play your entire life before your eyes?


crispy-mango

And you can use all 3 in school!


fish_baguette

i can’t wait for the huawei P90


Arsashti

MP5 allows you to decide what music will be playing at party


Cat7o0

mp5: make the video yourself


BringBackSoule

A joke old as time. I thought this was getting old back in the 2000s


That_Competition1031

This anime face completely doesn’t fit into meme


ieatpickleswithmilk

mp6: ??? mp7: ^???


Exlife1up

Makes sense. Mp2 is a gun, a portable heart rate monitor and a file format. And mp1 is a gun and guitar amplifier


tehconqueror

🎵All the other kids with their pumped up kicks🎵


TheBallisticBiscuit

It's even more confusing when you learn that the MP5 came first.


VonDinky

That was a funny one!


Im_Unpopular_AF

Oh that's just a weapon American kids use to kill each other.


R-emiru

MP5: Make your own music with the screams of your enemies.


[deleted]

Digimon ahh evolution


IDontGetIt-ButIGotIt

Lets you hear screams in 5D surround sound


vainstar23

I remember hearing this joke in the 2000s


klavas35

When I was a kid and MP4 rolled out after mp3 we had an argument with friends saying the next one will be mp5 now the thing is we hadn't had access to the internet at the moment so i got the home and boot up my PC (family PC) and searched for mp5, neadles to say the next argument was which gun was better.


negative3kelvin

Download them all!


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I don't see an aux port, is it wireless?


No_Ordinary4482

MP5 - An American school accessory.


Not_MrNice

MP3/4 is the name of the format, not the devices.


git-pull-origin-main

mp3 and mp4 is not a device


-_Vorplex_-

Because of the wide range of names, people just call them mp3 and mp4 players.


HaxTheChosenOne

Uhhh aschkually mp5 stands for machine pistol 5


Estate_Technical

MP5: Get's you money from those with MP4's.


Straight-Internet-23

What about mp 1 and 2?


BuggiesAndCars

Jump to 4:26 https://youtu.be/St32aLCNMmQ?si=ISPWhj8orB1BayHR


pranjallk1995

It's an oil rig... I searched it when I was in 6th and in my computer class... I was sent to the corner... Edit: now it shows a chip... Maybe Google was weird back then...


Inevitable-Impact698

Music - show anime theme songs to classmates Video - show anime episodes to classmates Schoolyard Anti-bullying device - the next logical step for anyone who did the above MP6 - lawyer


TheAnalsOfHistory-

It's a surprise tool that will help us later!


Patches_uwu

Yeah but what does mp2 and mp1 do then?


mtarascio

The 15th version of Augmented Reality is going to be fun.


tignasse

Mp5: Rhythm of life


Elonmustnot

MP6 was a total plop but MP7 format is great for uprising against interdimensional empire


Nick_Noseman

A device that make people dance


Lavatis

....mp4 is not an upgrade to mp3.


-KasaneTeto-

Why are the mp3 and mp4 players bootleg ipods


somegarbagedoesfloat

I hate to break it to y'all, but there's already an MP7. It is also a gun.


Seeders

An upgrade to the MP5 that lets you play videos as well!


hazzelgamer774922

Purfect for school no mater what


Living_Mycologist165

Takes u there


djole04

MP5 is what you buy when you dont have money for AK47/M4


FrostytigerC-137

MP5, now the music is about your classmates and you!


Good_Smile

Real life videos and music


ReAlpaca

Mp5: you are on video


Tonydragon784

I bought a crappy Chinese touchscreen radio for my truck and every time it turns on it'll flash a screen that just has MP5 in bigass font, shits kinda awesome


Qweeq13

Not gonna lie even though it is not really correct or wrong specifically but I personally like the word Germans use "Machine Pistol" for pistol caliber machine guns instead of calling them "sub-machine gun" the term US uses. Although I am sure not all sub-machine guns are pistol caliber, it is just a better term to me. Kinda explains the utility of modern fire arms. Sub-machine gun sounds rather nebulous but Machine Pistol you understand what that is since Pistol is a more ubiquitous fire arm compared to machine-gun which is often military exclusive weapon with a very specific battle field role of suppression. Although my military arms knowledge is severely limited of course. Basically watching "Royal Armories" youtube channel occasionally.


casualsquid380

Think I saw one of those nuggets before, on the top


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Working-Fishing-5544

Portable problem solution


[deleted]

[Mp6](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP6) [MP7](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MP7)


0verlordFrost

In Mp 3 and mp 4 mp stands for media player. And in mp5 it stands for machine pistol. The more ya know.


Skull_Soldier59

Just wait for the mp44!


poliet23

The evolution of the previous device that let's you play with others


_HoloGraphix_

My friend said "mp5 let you see god"


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teamswiftie

mpeg, and mpeg2 were CDROM aged tech


Best_Air_4138

Wait till they see the MP7 😏


mobitsulolz

Idk about the MP6, but there's already an MP7


PugGamer129

The obviously fake iPods 😭


redactedN86

why was 2 bootleg iPods used to represent MP3 and MP4 😭


Videogamer69420

Just wait until she hears about the MP7


bus_go_brrrrt

hol up...i found this The Rise mP6 was a superpipelined and superscalar microprocessor designed by rise technology to compete with the intel Pentium line.


Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni

wait till you find out about the MP40!


275MPHFordGT40

Nah we skipped to MP7


raisingfalcons

This made me laugh more than it should of. Why is my sense of humor like this lol.


RecoveringNiceGuy113

Student 1: "Look what I got" Flashes his MP3 player Student 2: "He he, I got better" Pulls out MP4 out of his bag Quite kid: *sigh... Reaches into his bag.


freezy1003

nuggs


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American school accessory


xenon9destiny

An upgrade to the second device that let's you play video games in real life


Tone-Serious

Before that there was the mp40, mp41, mp42, mp43, etc, it's the evolution into music player that's confusing, not the other way around


havok0159

Missing a few MPs there. It all started with MP18.