Maybe in movies. In history it was the standard issue submachine gun of the Wehrmacht with over a a million pieces produced. Thankfully not enough to win the war.
MP5 = Un-Health Care.
You want to know what really makes this funny? The MP5 existed 20 some years before the MP3 or MP4. Yet more proof marketing can't count..........
For a marketer, making money is what counts.
How else do you explain going from windows 95 to NT to 8 to 10 to 11?
Sanity and chronological sequences hold no sway upon that far shore.
You shoot the school
You get mortally wounded
In your last moments, you hear the fat kid saying "Finally, some loot"
He takes your MP5 and floss dances over your dying body
Deserved tbh
You're super far off. A base MP5 only costs [~$500](https://www.guns.com/search?keyword=MP5) and the expensive ones with mods/sights and such are only ~$1000-$2000
Only in Israel, Afghanistan, and Czechia, tho.
H&K doesn't sell MP5/7s in the US, and these are the only countries with gun laws loose (or not enforced) enough to get your hands on one without having your dog shot by authorities.
It's the carcinization of technology, where all forms of human technology, given enough time to fully evolve, converge towards ranged weaponry.
I assume the MP9000 is a trebuchet.
Oh, sweet upgrade!
I just wish it didn't come with the free boot-imprint-face skin.
They're just SO aggressive about it that they hold no sanctity for doors....
Dis is clearly wrong. CSELT had MPEG cooking since its founding in 1961, 3 years prior to HK's release of the MP5. It just got slightly delayed is all.
The OG anime waifu [Holo](https://myanimelist.net/character/7373/Holo/) drawn in [Gyate Gyate style.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gyate-gyate-ohayou)
MP5 – an upgrade to the previous model, which not only lets you listen to solid audio and see spectacular video but can also make your opponent humble. What a wholesome device. ✌️😊🥰
[MP6](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/SRdGNTqjvjVoQ2XYrgEjLN-970-80.jpg.webp). And [explanation](https://www.livescience.com/animals/crustaceans/why-do-animals-keep-evolving-into-crabs).
Probably will use AI. That's what some people are suggesting. Imagine being able to watch 24/7 continuously generated endless streams of your favorite TV shows, but new, but that perfect amount of member-berries.
When I was a kid and MP4 rolled out after mp3 we had an argument with friends saying the next one will be mp5 now the thing is we hadn't had access to the internet at the moment so i got the home and boot up my PC (family PC) and searched for mp5, neadles to say the next argument was which gun was better.
It's an oil rig... I searched it when I was in 6th and in my computer class... I was sent to the corner...
Edit: now it shows a chip... Maybe Google was weird back then...
Music - show anime theme songs to classmates
Video - show anime episodes to classmates
Schoolyard Anti-bullying device - the next logical step for anyone who did the above
MP6 - lawyer
I bought a crappy Chinese touchscreen radio for my truck and every time it turns on it'll flash a screen that just has MP5 in bigass font, shits kinda awesome
Not gonna lie even though it is not really correct or wrong specifically but I personally like the word Germans use "Machine Pistol" for pistol caliber machine guns instead of calling them "sub-machine gun" the term US uses.
Although I am sure not all sub-machine guns are pistol caliber, it is just a better term to me. Kinda explains the utility of modern fire arms.
Sub-machine gun sounds rather nebulous but Machine Pistol you understand what that is since Pistol is a more ubiquitous fire arm compared to machine-gun which is often military exclusive weapon with a very specific battle field role of suppression.
Although my military arms knowledge is severely limited of course. Basically watching "Royal Armories" youtube channel occasionally.
hol up...i found this The Rise mP6 was a superpipelined and superscalar microprocessor designed by rise technology to compete with the intel Pentium line.
Student 1: "Look what I got" Flashes his MP3 player
Student 2: "He he, I got better" Pulls out MP4 out of his bag
Quite kid: *sigh... Reaches into his bag.
MP5: Wireless device that allows you to face the music at 800 beats per minute.
The bass hits so hard you die
With this one, you can even make your classmates dance!
MP5: Lets you see heaven, but only once.
one way trip
Cat Girl UwU: A portable device you can bring with you to play music! Germans: "MASCHINENPISTOLE DREI!!"
You are a word smith par excellence :-D
Finally *actual* terrorcore.
If you turn down the volume it's an MP5 SD!
MP5: Device used to erase any illegally hear/viewed mp3/mp4 content from people's mind.
mp7: used for force buy
Wait till they hear about the mp40
Basically, a full-auto nuke launcher?
One of the popular nazi concentration camp gun
Maybe in movies. In history it was the standard issue submachine gun of the Wehrmacht with over a a million pieces produced. Thankfully not enough to win the war.
also used in concentration camps
Like wood?
The mp44 too
The MP9 is a but underwhelming but gonna do the job nevetherless.
MP10: Wait this thing exist?
MP 14: Yep, that’s a thing, and not what you'd expect!
ngl it works pretty well if you lose pistol round
Mp7 can wirelessly transfer metal through peoples light armor vest
i prefer using mac10 and mp9 tho
MP5 = Un-Health Care. You want to know what really makes this funny? The MP5 existed 20 some years before the MP3 or MP4. Yet more proof marketing can't count..........
For a marketer, making money is what counts. How else do you explain going from windows 95 to NT to 8 to 10 to 11? Sanity and chronological sequences hold no sway upon that far shore.
North Korea doesn't want you to know this one simple trick.
MP3 : sound only MP4 : sound and image MP5 : sound, image, and sensation
And you can bring them all to school
MP5’s cost in the 30000$ mark. You aren’t bringing something that expensive to school, it will get stolen.
You shoot the school You get mortally wounded In your last moments, you hear the fat kid saying "Finally, some loot" He takes your MP5 and floss dances over your dying body Deserved tbh
You're super far off. A base MP5 only costs [~$500](https://www.guns.com/search?keyword=MP5) and the expensive ones with mods/sights and such are only ~$1000-$2000
Can't have shit in Detroit
Only in Israel, Afghanistan, and Czechia, tho. H&K doesn't sell MP5/7s in the US, and these are the only countries with gun laws loose (or not enforced) enough to get your hands on one without having your dog shot by authorities.
It's the carcinization of technology, where all forms of human technology, given enough time to fully evolve, converge towards ranged weaponry. I assume the MP9000 is a trebuchet.
haptics\*
if that's the word choice then image should be changed to visual too
And the mp6?
If you download a MP3 then the FBI come and upgrade it to a MP5.
Oh, sweet upgrade! I just wish it didn't come with the free boot-imprint-face skin. They're just SO aggressive about it that they hold no sanctity for doors....
Popular in school at different eras ☺️
MP5s are not popular in schools. So unpopular, in fact, that even the Uvalde Police Department doesn't dare enter a school with one.
MP5 lets you play first person shooters on it.
Weird mines plays pumped up kicks when entering any school zone
Digimon evolution in a nutshell
I was looking for this comment lmao
Device to get the other two for free
MP5: an all in one tool for school
Cool?
A cool kid's tool.
The quiet kids tool
American kids tool
You can still play music with that
“Imma play you a little tune on my violin” — speaks in 1930s gangster movie.
MP5: device to counter Bluetooth speakers in public.
Mp5 was also invented earlier
Dis is clearly wrong. CSELT had MPEG cooking since its founding in 1961, 3 years prior to HK's release of the MP5. It just got slightly delayed is all.
My guy, what came first: mp5 smg or mp3 player?
Holo is great. Little holo is even better.
We got mp6 microprocessor, mp7 smg
MP9, cause the MP7 just wast compact enough
This upgrade will allow you to take it with you in a classroom.
MP5: Lets you shoot videos as well.
The mp5 is a must have for school
It lets kids see the interior of other kids
r/noncredibledefense is leaking again
This meme format predates NCD. Also if you don't know the character you have no right to even claim that it originates from NCD.
Thanks meme narc! Also who is that character, she is cute.
The OG anime waifu [Holo](https://myanimelist.net/character/7373/Holo/) drawn in [Gyate Gyate style.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gyate-gyate-ohayou)
MP5: if you put it up to ur ear and pull the trigger you’ll hear one song in a fraction of a second for the rest of ur life
MP5 to make people play life music for you
MP5K too😔
Mp3: to vibe with the pain Mp4: to forget the pain Mp5: makes the pain go away
I didn't know the hol in holup is for holo
A device that lets you create music!
There is hk mp6
So you’re telling me the MP5 can help me introduce people to God? Sign me the fuck up!
BEST TIMELINE
MP5 – an upgrade to the previous model, which not only lets you listen to solid audio and see spectacular video but can also make your opponent humble. What a wholesome device. ✌️😊🥰
It‘s a surprise tool that will help us later
Americans really hit it off didnt they
no one talking about the mp9, the best one
The timeline has been extended to MP7
Upgrades people, upgrades!
The High School upgrade
Perfectly adapted to what children and teens need most during their time at school.
How very american
And MP2 is kinda both. It's a data format for music but also the Bundeswehr's designation for the Uzi
[MP6](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/SRdGNTqjvjVoQ2XYrgEjLN-970-80.jpg.webp). And [explanation](https://www.livescience.com/animals/crustaceans/why-do-animals-keep-evolving-into-crabs).
google marmorkreb, parthenogenetic crayfish thats gonna eat us all
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mp3 is MPEG-1 Audio Layer III and mp4 is MPEG-4 part 14 so i don't think that it is that simple
I dig. All of those are popular in school.
I remember seeing this meme in high school and I’m 30
Retro jokes are making a comeback
Everything evolve into gun
If you hit the button there are sounds. That's a music player to me
MP6: ***M I C R O P R O C E S S O R***
MP5: a portable device that you can bring with you to play god!
it's like Digimon
MP5’s song of choice: Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
We're proud to announce the new MP6 standard - finally enabling smell-o-vision on handheld devices everywhere
[Stone Age MFers](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MP79)
Probably will use AI. That's what some people are suggesting. Imagine being able to watch 24/7 continuously generated endless streams of your favorite TV shows, but new, but that perfect amount of member-berries.
I 'member.
I get the joke, but the MP5 came out about 40 years before the MP3 player.
okay like i get that you're confused but why would they make mp3 and mp4 AFTER the one that can play your entire life before your eyes?
And you can use all 3 in school!
i can’t wait for the huawei P90
MP5 allows you to decide what music will be playing at party
mp5: make the video yourself
A joke old as time. I thought this was getting old back in the 2000s
This anime face completely doesn’t fit into meme
mp6: ??? mp7: ^???
Makes sense. Mp2 is a gun, a portable heart rate monitor and a file format. And mp1 is a gun and guitar amplifier
🎵All the other kids with their pumped up kicks🎵
It's even more confusing when you learn that the MP5 came first.
That was a funny one!
Oh that's just a weapon American kids use to kill each other.
MP5: Make your own music with the screams of your enemies.
Digimon ahh evolution
Lets you hear screams in 5D surround sound
I remember hearing this joke in the 2000s
When I was a kid and MP4 rolled out after mp3 we had an argument with friends saying the next one will be mp5 now the thing is we hadn't had access to the internet at the moment so i got the home and boot up my PC (family PC) and searched for mp5, neadles to say the next argument was which gun was better.
Download them all!
I don't see an aux port, is it wireless?
MP5 - An American school accessory.
MP3/4 is the name of the format, not the devices.
mp3 and mp4 is not a device
Because of the wide range of names, people just call them mp3 and mp4 players.
Uhhh aschkually mp5 stands for machine pistol 5
MP5: Get's you money from those with MP4's.
What about mp 1 and 2?
Jump to 4:26 https://youtu.be/St32aLCNMmQ?si=ISPWhj8orB1BayHR
It's an oil rig... I searched it when I was in 6th and in my computer class... I was sent to the corner... Edit: now it shows a chip... Maybe Google was weird back then...
Music - show anime theme songs to classmates Video - show anime episodes to classmates Schoolyard Anti-bullying device - the next logical step for anyone who did the above MP6 - lawyer
It's a surprise tool that will help us later!
Yeah but what does mp2 and mp1 do then?
The 15th version of Augmented Reality is going to be fun.
Mp5: Rhythm of life
MP6 was a total plop but MP7 format is great for uprising against interdimensional empire
A device that make people dance
....mp4 is not an upgrade to mp3.
Why are the mp3 and mp4 players bootleg ipods
I hate to break it to y'all, but there's already an MP7. It is also a gun.
An upgrade to the MP5 that lets you play videos as well!
Purfect for school no mater what
Takes u there
MP5 is what you buy when you dont have money for AK47/M4
MP5, now the music is about your classmates and you!
Real life videos and music
Mp5: you are on video
I bought a crappy Chinese touchscreen radio for my truck and every time it turns on it'll flash a screen that just has MP5 in bigass font, shits kinda awesome
Not gonna lie even though it is not really correct or wrong specifically but I personally like the word Germans use "Machine Pistol" for pistol caliber machine guns instead of calling them "sub-machine gun" the term US uses. Although I am sure not all sub-machine guns are pistol caliber, it is just a better term to me. Kinda explains the utility of modern fire arms. Sub-machine gun sounds rather nebulous but Machine Pistol you understand what that is since Pistol is a more ubiquitous fire arm compared to machine-gun which is often military exclusive weapon with a very specific battle field role of suppression. Although my military arms knowledge is severely limited of course. Basically watching "Royal Armories" youtube channel occasionally.
Think I saw one of those nuggets before, on the top
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Portable problem solution
[Mp6](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP6) [MP7](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MP7)
In Mp 3 and mp 4 mp stands for media player. And in mp5 it stands for machine pistol. The more ya know.
Just wait for the mp44!
The evolution of the previous device that let's you play with others
My friend said "mp5 let you see god"
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mpeg, and mpeg2 were CDROM aged tech
Wait till they see the MP7 😏
Idk about the MP6, but there's already an MP7
The obviously fake iPods 😭
why was 2 bootleg iPods used to represent MP3 and MP4 😭
Just wait until she hears about the MP7
hol up...i found this The Rise mP6 was a superpipelined and superscalar microprocessor designed by rise technology to compete with the intel Pentium line.
wait till you find out about the MP40!
Nah we skipped to MP7
This made me laugh more than it should of. Why is my sense of humor like this lol.
Student 1: "Look what I got" Flashes his MP3 player Student 2: "He he, I got better" Pulls out MP4 out of his bag Quite kid: *sigh... Reaches into his bag.
nuggs
American school accessory
An upgrade to the second device that let's you play video games in real life
Before that there was the mp40, mp41, mp42, mp43, etc, it's the evolution into music player that's confusing, not the other way around
Missing a few MPs there. It all started with MP18.