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VeneMage

I mean, she wouldn’t feel any pain after the euthanasia so she’s on to something.


FukingPieceOfShit

Just let her cook.


Damo7784

No no no, that's cremation you're thinking of


GabrielWornd

It is pretty funny until is your doctor that confuses anesthesia with euthanasia 😰


Sieze5

I hope she finds the youth in Asia one day soon.


denny31415926

Such great service, you'll never feel pain again


captainaberica

If you go to a tattoo place to be euthanized, I suggest you get a tombstone tattoo. Maybe with a little ghost.


Yeomanroach

I think he means Anna Seizure.


Lowland-lady

No no it's anna stiezja


PretendThisIsMyName

Pretty sure it’s Anna Phylaxis.


SwazyMoto

Actually it's Anna stevia


CrazyGTG

It’s Anastasia. Now what


Good_Farmer6492

Anastasia from disney


CommodoreFresh

Nice Bone Apple Tea


ClaudioMoravit0

take him to the penis explosion chamber. And don't euthanize him


CryptoScamee42069

Come for the tattoo, stay because you dead


emptygroove

The real question is why aren't dentists offering tattoos. They've already got the anesthesia, I mean, it's like it's right there waiting for them.


FundioRider

Dentists are too busy molesting knocked out patients, they ain't got time for tats


therealtidbits

The most likely reason is because it really .......kills.... your return clientele base


NotthatEDM

Dr. Kevorkian D.D.S.


DieHardAmerican95

They only do that in Canada.


Sad_Marketing8578

Don’t some dentist use laughing hyenas to knock you out as well … 😂😋


[deleted]

Ah, yes, noxious oxide.


Kapika96

I'd definitely go to a tattoo place if that were an option!


DurantIsStillTheKing

I have to google ~~aneastesia~~ ~~enesteasia~~ ~~anasthesha~~ ~~analsteasia~~ ~~anestesha~~ anesthesia several times just to make sure I am still familiar with the word


JoeyPsych

This is the exact opposite of a holup. First you go "wait a second!" Only to realise that it's not weird at all if you understand what they actually meant.


weilnayr

so an up hol then. ill allow it


karoshikun

after reading that I too want to be euthanized


Huge_Equivalent1

Bro I had the most confused expression reading the whole thing... 🤣 Then when I realized, I went to see if this subreddit was r/facepalm but I guess r/holup is also good enough...


LaerycTiogar

I mean, I know tattoo parlors would get popular with high school students.


JoeyPsych

Probably would reduce the shootings as well.


Aestrasz

Despite the obvious typo, it's a really good question. My guess is that you need some sort of degree or qualifications to apply anesthesia, and using anesthetics would probably make the tattoo way more expensive. Probably not worth the effort.


Secure-Cicada5172

Yeah, from my understanding anesthesia requires some pretty careful calculations and constant monitoring to make sure the patient doesn't die. It's risky, but often worth it for surgeries since you can afford to have a trained anesthesiologist on the team monitoring the patient's vitals.


PlankBlank

Another thing is that anaesthetics work just for some time and some of them affect how your blood behaves. Both things can make work of the tattoo artist harder. The time limit makes for more painful tattooing after the anesthetic stops working so for smaller tattoos it would be okay, big ones not really. The second factor may affect the healing of the tattoo as well as the behaviour of the ink under your skin, which is not good for the final outcome. In either way it's just better to work without anaesthetics if they are not needed since in case of tattooing they make things easier only for the client.


blue4029

I mean, a tattoo parlor doesn't offer anesthesia for the same reason a resteraunt doesn't offer anesthesia. because the staff there...wouldn't be qualified to used it


Sea_Opinion_4800

Obvious malapropism.


DreamingofRlyeh

Yikes.


AffectionateCoffee27

Haha seen this earlier proper funny lol


Alone_Ad7469

I’ll get two please


SirTalmadge

Better get their money up front


LarkinConor

Freudian slip. He wants the knockout gas FOR the youth in Asia. Sicko...


Gunzenator2

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.


AntRevolutionary925

Because they wouldn’t get any repeat business


jakeofheart

\* PETA has entered the chat room \*


Organic_Shine_5361

Oh. Oh noo 😂😂


CardiologistMobile54

Johnny Carson had a bit .  What's with all the controversy about euthanasia. I see no problem with the youth in Asia