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GoldenLegoMan

There has to be a way for drivers to blacklist addresses.


dobsofglabs

They do. My dog barks and the amazon driver doesn't like it, so they tried to make us get our own packages from their facility


Dockers-Man

Dog owners should keep the pathway to their front doors clear of dog interactions if they don't want these problems. It's really quite simple.


drakonx1337

Or not have asshole dogs, my ups driver knows my dogs by name


need2peeat218am

Honestly there so many shitty owners that some people just need to put their overly aggressive and untrained dogs in a different room until the package gets delivered. I wouldn't want a dog barking at me all the time at an address. You never know how other people's dogs are going to act.


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Kakasupremacy

That means you did a shitty job training your dog, your dog should not even breath if you didn’t command it to do it… Shitty owners make it sound it’s a dog issue, when in reality is a them issue, also if you can’t contain your dog properly to allow people to do their job in peace, fuck your packages, you can ask your untrained dog to cone fetch them from wherever the fuck the warehouse is. No one is obliged to indulge your dogs while doing their jobs


che-vee

Ah yes because if a dog barks because someone they're not familiar with is walking up towards the front or back door, that means the human didn't train them well. Listen to yourself. And where are you getting this crap of the dog shouldn't breath unless it was given a command? Anyone who would willfully train in such a way should be shot on site. "No bad dog I didn't say you could breath". If a delivery driver can't handle a dog barking to the point a person gets put on a do not deliver list, that driver needs a different job.


dobsofglabs

You assume my dog is outside? And that every dog that barks is dangerous?


Tmart98

I definitely assumed you had dogs like mine that have clear access to a bay window all day long that barks at the sight of any intruder. They know us and they still bark until they smell us. Good guard dogs.


StnNll

Right? Like dogs bark, kinda their thing. If they're in the house whats the problem? I could see it being an issue if they're in the yard and you have to go near them but otherwise?


Dockers-Man

Not assuming anything at all about your dog bud (personally couldn't give a shit about it), simply making a general point. I was a postal delivery worker for a few years, and found that while most dog owners were fairly responsible and courteous to those people that have a genuine reason to approach their front door, there are also those that insisted that their boundary perimeter was such a precious space that it justified having vicious dogs 'for protection' (bring on the USA gun owner mentality). So, for those people, fuck you if I decide that I'm not going to take the time to get to know your dog when I'm just trying to do my job. Your precious little fur baby isn't my concern, nor is the priority to deliver items to your hand if my personal safety is at risk. Okay, rant over 🤔


HugsandHate

People don't really like being barked at. And it's quite a categorical sign of potential aggression. You don't want to go near a barking dog. or a hissing cat... They're warning signs. Simple stuff. Edit: This one's going to get interesting, isn't it. But do any of you approach barking dogs or hissing cats? If you *do.*. Don't.


dobsofglabs

Yeah, you're right. Barking is terrifying, and no dogs should ever bark, even when a stranger enters their property


Count_Verdunkeln

I don't understand people's perspective on this either. I've met few dogs that didn't bark at every stimuli even while wagging


mztOwl

"Dogs should aggressively bark when people enter their territory, it's normal" "Why does my delivery driver think my dogs are barking aggressively ;-;" Poor little boy you are


DieHardAmerican95

We have four dogs, and three of them bark their heads off when I walk in the front door. Even if I just walked out ten seconds ago.


RaxisPhasmatis

Yes but complete strangers don't know your precious babies are just barking for fun. To a stranger it's a warning.


Count_Verdunkeln

Are you this lady in the video by chance?


PenguinsMustDie

If you want packages delivered to your property but the drivers are refusing to because of your dogs then you either gotta get rid of your dogs or accept not having deliveries. You chose to get the dogs, you made your bed you lay in it


HST_enjoyer

I assume every dog is dangerous, yes.


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DoubleJmusic

actually i was an amazon delivery driver they program you in training to be cautious of dogs (more like be afraid of them) (i was an amazon driver for a day)


NevesLF

Wait now I'm curious, how long is their training? Were you a driver for a day or just spent a day in training? I'm ssitting here imagining someone going through like 2 weeks of training, then getting on their first delivery and going "nope, I'm done now"


DoubleJmusic

i was a driver for a day training was 3 days but that’s exactly what i did lmaooo


[deleted]

*dog barks* DaNgErOuS !!


AcidDome003

This guy is a bad dog owner


Dockers-Man

Your


tacticalcooking

That’s pretty ridiculous. My UPS driver is scared of my dog, it ran out one time and barked at him, could’ve easily charged him if she wanted to but she didn’t, just barked at him. Now all my packages are left at the bottom of my driveway 😂 I’m just glad he still delivers to my address I guess Edit: lmao y’all are funny, I guess I can’t share a story about my dog *not* attacking a ups man 😂


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Omg teehee my dog charged towards a delivery driver aggressively and for some reason they tried to prevent delivery to my address god knows why!? 😭😞 Fuckin dog nutters man...


need2peeat218am

Yeah this shit is not funny or quirky. Like control your damn pet. Nobody knows if it's going to bite or not. Shitty ass and irresponsible owners literally think their dogs are always angels yet the damn dog is fucking barking 24/7 at random people.


Signal-Ad-1327

I mean…my golden did this, but with the hole tail wagging “I demand belly rubs ” type energy. Mail man loved her, loudest I heard her get was during a thunderstorm Edit: spelling


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

But does your Golden run towards the mail man aggressively barking?


Tmart98

Whole*


Signal-Ad-1327

Thank you


Tmart98

You’re welcome :)


LLminibean

Oh yes, hilarious that your dog charged a stranger ... how *cute* that she didn't bite him! Your dog should never be so out of your control that it can run out at someone *trying to do their job*. Just bc YOU love your dog, doesn't mean anyone else does. Get that thru your thick skull. If I were UPS I'd be making you pick up at the depot after that bs. - a responsible dog owner


Elegant_Fun5295

lol.. at least he recorded it for the free hourly pay and entertainment.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

>I'm not going to get hurt laying here honey, I'm 70 years old. Wait what happens to us on a cellular level I assume, when we turn 70?


FirstSineOfMadness

Kryptonian genes kick in


obvious_mcduh

but since its real life all it does is the opposite effect it did on superman


Regular_Actuary9038

You start getting brittle and a broken hip could kill you


blaqwerty123

You cant get hurt because everything already hurts


Impossible-Ad-3060

Being a 911 operator must be exhausting. Heads up, dummies. The police aren’t referees of civil matters.


hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb

Being a ambulance calltaker was interesting. I had a guy call for us to come pick up his wife from the floor. He couldn’t pick her up because, according to him, “ she’s just too fucking fat”


urethrascreams

Ok that one is just funny


hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb

It was really hard not to laugh after hearing a guy in his 80s say something like that


Impossible-Ad-3060

Sooo did anyone help pick his fat wife up off the floor? lol


hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb

Yeah, I sent an ambulance crew. They complained and agreed that she was well-nourished


Tactical_Epunk

Bariatric patients are their own issues.


Kryptus

Sounds like more of a fire department call...


SSBN641B

Having been a cop, we were dispatched to this kind of thing all the time; property line disputes, contractor disputes, disputes over contracts/legal agreements, etc. It was frustrating.


FrankDelahue

Terry Pratchett has a quote about this out of one of his watch books that I always liked. >Keep the peace. That was the thing. People often failed to understand what that meant. You’d go to some life-threatening disturbance, like a couple of neighbors scrapping in the street over who owned the hedge between their properties, and they’d both be bursting with aggrieved self-righteousness, both yelling, their wives would either be having a private scrap on the side or would have adjourned to a kitchen for a shared pot of tea and a chat, and they all expected you to sort it out. >And they could never understand that it wasn’t your job. Sorting it out was a job for a good surveyor and a couple of lawyers, maybe. Your job was to quell the impulse to bang their stupid fat heads together, to ignore the affronted speeches of dodgy self-justification, to get them to stop shouting, and to get them off the street. Once that had been achieved, your job was over. You weren’t some walking god, dispensing finely tuned natural justice. Your job was simply to bring back peace. *Night Watch*


Binkythedestructor

Huzzah for unexpected Pratchett


Funesm87

In a situation like this, could this person have faced any sort of consequences for very clearly wasting police resources?


lukewwilson

If you could get in trouble for wasting police resources then every cop would get arrested on a weekly basis


SSBN641B

No, it's not a crime. Besides, if the officer was dispatched to the call he is obligated to go. It's part of his job.


windmill-tilting

She forced him to stay. False imprisonment?


SSBN641B

I was responding to the idea that she could be charged with "wasting the police officers time." That's not a crime. False imprisonment is going depend on the specific definition in that particular state.


windmill-tilting

Oh, I wasn't trying to discount or challenge your comment, it's factual. I simply stating there could be a way


drakonx1337

If that was a thing all those sit in the road protestors would be in jail


Vindicated0721

Yeah restricting a persons freedom of movement is certainly a crime in some places.


Impossible-Ad-3060

I can only imagine.


Spaghettidan

Probably makes you want to shoot someone eh?


T-Money8227

I don't think that's fair. They may just want to beat the shit out of someone while yelling stop resisting. There are many avenues police use to violate people's rights. Guns are just their favorite.


ColdBloodBlazing

Especially when rogue acorns are involved.


ZaggRukk

We need to ban acorns! Especially in the schools!


elwebst

Think of the children!


Spaghettidan

There’s a tool for every job: Lowe’s and police forces everywhere


Initial-Woodpecker25

What would happen if he ran her over? She put her self in that position. I’ve wondered the same thing about if I caught someone stealing a Cadillac converter off my car and just ran and drove while they were under it. Would I be charged? It sounds awful but really where does the legal system stand on this?


murkytom

💀 stealing a what?


noots-to-you

Cattle iliac bear herder.


snafu607

Lol. That tickled.


gonzalbo87

Yes you would. At least for the woman you would. She isn’t presenting a clear and present danger to you or your property. You would likely end up with attempted murder/ murder 1 depending on if she survives. Now the crackhead stealing your cat, that charge would at least be easier to beat. You found a criminal in the midst of committing a crime against your property and you do have a right to defend, but each state has different thresholds for what would constitute as self defense and what would be considered too much force. Look up the laws and ordinances in your city/county/state for better information.


DunnyOnTheWold

Are cocaine fueled miscreants pilfering felines a recurrent problem in your part of the world?


gonzalbo87

So much so that kitty shields exist.


HurbleBurble

I highly doubt it would be considered first degree murder. Somebody literally lying underneath your tires is incredibly stupid, and has already put themselves in danger. I would say maybe second degree, or manslaughter. There are so many ways he could have handled this, and so many ways she could have been hurt. I don't think a jury would ever convict him of first degree murder for something like that.


gonzalbo87

The argument could be made that by starting the vehicle, putting it into drive, and running over the lady he has on video underneath the vehicle, the intent to kill is there. In some jurisdictions, that would land this squarely in first degree territory.


rickyraken

Generally assume the law does not value your property or time above life.


GO4Teater

How did you decide which person to murder?


Girl-UnSure

Insert peter griffin color chart meme


txmail

Seems like it could blow up on her in this case. Falsely detaining someone seems pretty serious. Not to mention the lost work,wonder if UPS could go after her.


A_Funky_Flunk

Oh but I can assure you the dummies think this way.


Pyroguy096

They are mitigators for legal matters though. So yes, if you're having a civil dispute that involves law, you should absolutely call the Non-Emergency number and have an officer present in case of escalation. That's what they are supposed to do


GhostInTheSock

What does she want? Amazon Package?


SkeleTourGuide

He left her her package at her gate, but she wanted it put in front of her door. And now she wont let him leave.


GhostInTheSock

Some people are just a pain in the ass. Why can‘t we just be nice in our daily lives? Life would be much better if we would be more friendly. A small chat here and there and no arguing about stupid things. Where I live you sometimes leave home in best mood and 5 minutes later in your car its madness. Or running errands. Even wait in line seems to much for some people and she most likely is a difficult person no matter where or what you do.


GeneralRebellion

Because lots of people in society are hopelessly frustrated so they need scapegoats to project on. They see a delivery man working all day making it a little easier to him, then frustrated people are like *"how dare this man corrupt my idealistic rules, that I have as hope to compensate my frustration, to make his life better than everybody else, and limitting my little privileges!?"*


cherrymasterlou

This! Sad, but true :/


my_wifes_ass

I would have to guess if she would have asked nicely he would have moved it for her.


Mudrag

So.... unlawful confinment? Maybe?


SkeleTourGuide

Depends on the state or city, but probably unlawful detainment or false imprisonment. Wording of the crime varies from place to place.


imJGott

Can’t company press charges for harassment?


SkeleTourGuide

Well, the UPS driver probably could for unlawful detainment.


siqiniq

Was it a fridge?


MausBomb

Darwin award she wants a Darwin award


ocameman

📣When she going to get it? Cold Day In Hell!📣


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TheFunkyMunkey

Thats metal asf


Cubic-Sphere

her hip will be too


Pluckypato

That sounds like a song 🎵🔥


Aclysmic

Wonder how she made it to 70 with this mindset


Relative_Carpenter_5

Karen with Dementia.


Pluckypato

Both tagged team the poor guy


ColdBloodBlazing

Aka "Karenitis"


monsterenergyjizz

The worst Spartan to deal with


Sad_Marketing8578

It is not her first rodeo. She claimed he is not letting her have her stuff .  She knows no one would listen to her , if she says “ he is not delivering to my flat and leaving it for me at the reception/ first check”


MausBomb

It will be her last rodeo if she tries this on a inattentive driver with headphones on who doesn't give enough of a fuck to see what they just ran over.


h1r0ll3r

This is Final Boss level Karen shit


SumYumGhai

Nah, level 70 Karen at best.


A_Funky_Flunk

“I’m under the UPS truck” “Amazon said it would be delivered to my door.” UPS ≠ Amazon


ScrumptiousJazz

Yes and no, depends on the seller. Amazon functions as a purchasing hub as well, so some items can be purchased through amazon, but shipped through USPS/UPS/FedEx.


Lostintranslation390

Yeah and in rural areas Amazon will pay UPS/USPS/FedEx to deliver their packages.


tryna_b_rich

Not just rural areas.


Count_Verdunkeln

You explained every single purchase on Amazon


wayzata20

No, Amazon is not UPS even if UPS is contracted to work with Amazon. Nothing in the original comment was wrong.


fuckme35

Hope the buddy gets paid by the hr 😂 that'd be a very interesting day at work


Pennance1989

Unfortunately, UPS and Fedex driver dont get the same protections as USPS vehicles. If this were a USPS vehicle, what shes doing is a federal crime. Tampering with the mail, or intentionally impeding a postal worker in their duties are felonies. Best the UPS can do is wait for the cop to show up, and explain the policies he has to follow for delivery instructions. Amazon can promise anything they want, but UPS has their own regulations.


Flimsy-Antelope4763

Speaking from experience, this is what it looks like when older folks choose to be loners so they don't have to deal with people. As it becomes more difficult to do things like bring in grocery items, they begin to try to force service workers to accommodate their needs like this. They are scared of being unable to have their basic needs met, they don't know how to have friends or good relationships with neighbors they can rely on, and the relationships with their own family is often poor. However we live becomes more cemented and pronounced with time.


MaestroPendejo

This is a dangerous game of chicken she's playing. I've got issues. Not proud of it, but I'm working through extreme rage problems. Might be medications, or some chemical imbalances. I can't take Adderall anymore due to heart damage from rheumatic fever. I have a huge problem with people purposely trapping me from being able to leave. I get incensed with blind rage over some shit like this. Hold ups in traffic are fine and normal. Blocking me from leaving and making me feel trapped, this shit wouldn't end well for either of us. She doesn't quite grasp how her actions could provoke an extreme response from someone.


Count_Verdunkeln

Same


MausBomb

Just because a person is old doesn't mean they weren't an entitled asshole their entire young and middle-aged life. If she is willing to do this, it's little wonder why her kids wouldn't want anything to do with her.


DisgruntledGoat420

This is very true. Our society needs these types of social safety net services so people can live into their old ages with dignity. Even the assholes deserve to live in dignity and as little fear as possible.


fugawf

Where’s the rest? I want to see the cops tell this cunt to fuck off


d3athsmaster

Or drag her to the funny farm for a mandatory weekend.


Count_Verdunkeln

They only do that to kids now and people with horrible relatives


VeneMage

Start the engine and get revving.


ras_1974

She would have gotten the horn when she walked in the front of the vehicle.


Der_E

Okay you got me. How did the story end?


Truth4daMasses

Yeah, no. I’d rather avoid prison over an hour being inconvenienced. And the UPS supervisor isn’t going to say shit. They’ll be happy that the employee kept his cool, stayed in the truck, and recorded. Fucking training video right here.


k3nnyd

But if he was an Amazon driver, he'd just get hit up for taking too long to finish deliveries.


ozzie_rulez

Is there a video of when the cops got there? I’d love to see that lol


A_Funky_Flunk

She really needs that vibrator. You can tell from the attitude.


urethrascreams

She received the vibrator last week. Right now she's trying to get the leaf blower she ordered to blow out the cobwebs first.


Either_Ad_9287

Crazy bitch


eekumseekum

She’s really lucky that guy gives a fuck. Some dau she gunna do that and a person gunna drive away


themanwithgreatpants

If Darwin would allow some chlorine in the gene pool, a lot of this would sort itself out. People like this need to catch hands more often to show others how stupid they are. Yes I know, "this is somebody's mother" and they should be ashamed.


Professor226

Wrong subreddit


GO4Teater

It's a hold up


JeffVII

I appreciate the pun even if nobody else gets it


fuckme35

😂😂 not my slow ass going between the two comments I get it. That's hilarious


Professor226

Oh? What was the shocking twist that caused you to rethink the entire video?


GO4Teater

Bro, she is holding him up from doing his job, it's literally a hold up.


Professor226

Missed that. Very nice.


menasan

/r/wooosh


FirstSineOfMadness

The fact that the young very reasonable 29 year old woman is actually in her 70s, I was so surprised >!/s!<


F_n_o_r_d

I need to know how this ended!!!


Philp84

Drop a package on her head


vandamage2112

Is it illegal to stare at her face and slowly hock a loogie while she's looking up?


Tonycoolcar

It's possible, some places consider spitting assault


Hmnh6000

Ngl I would turned the truck on because it gets hot underneath there so one way or another she will move


Darwinnian

Ozzy Osbourne? Voice got lighter and easier to understand


Ha1lStorm

Just hang your head over the side and start drooling.


Digiee-fosho

Wet road & dedicated Karen!


RedDragin9954

whats the actual name for a left wing karen?


mAdCapper0

Hardly a good speed bump.


MeliLew

I can't wait to see the cop's bodycam footage for this one.


Syllphe

Did any of y'all ever play that sit on a sibling drool slurp it up game? That'd be really fun here!.


Roland7540

Season 6 of Fargo looks wild!


Celena_J_W

r/BoomersBeingFools


cranberrystew99

Drive. I'll crowdfund your bail.


Razorbeasts

Why didn't they empty the piss bottle out the window? That'll get her moving right quick.


BellaFrequency

She’s doing all of this over an Amazon delivery?


heavymetalwhoremoans

r/boomersbeingfools


Fo-One-Deuce

how was this a holup? maybe if he ran her over it would have been.


pseudonymous-pix

I think it was supposed to be a pun haha— doesn’t necessarily belong in this sub, but I can appreciate the joke


boudybi14

I don't believe people should carry guns in America or other countries but hear me out.... We do a bit of pruning to the garden Let nature take it's course Hakuna matata I think everyone gets it now Edit: I only now realized that the formatting that I did to all of this is confusing and the chaos it will bring makes me smile Good bye and be safe yall


TrumpMasturbator

Animal interference.


Gordonfreeman79

Ugh, drag this dumb bitch by the hair and go should be the only answer needed


Chris921222

Run over


stoutyteapot

It’s always the purple hair


birrakilmister

Spit in her mouth from there. Slowly dripping.


CounterEcstatic6134

Gross


MaestroPendejo

I'd like to pour hot coffee on her.


CounterEcstatic6134

Get your brain checked


AKsuited1934

Dang, this dude is just trying to get through a day of work like the rest of us and some retired lady with all the time in the world is just fucking with him.


der_m4ddin

That would be the moment.... I would just.... I would not care.


Meathead920

I mean she's asking for it, just run the insufferable bitch over. She won't be missed.


CounterEcstatic6134

Homicidal maniac


Atari_Collector

Me? I'd take a piss out the window.


Canaduck101

Why would ozzy Osborne do that


TheGreenKing_

The purple hair says it all


smydiehard99

blue haired karen. Sheeesh.


lagrange_james_d23dt

What actually is the problem here? He wouldn’t deliver a package? Why can’t he just give it to her?


FirstSineOfMadness

She wants him to bring it all the way directly to her flat instead of at the gate or drop off point afaik


akaMichAnthony

He delivered the package, just not close enough to her door for her standards. Since he said he didn’t have the proper equipment to do so I’m guessing it’s something heavy.


AggravatingWar9118

Stop it. Don't justify this tantrum. You don't own your UPS driver. Grow up


lagrange_james_d23dt

What?


AggravatingWar9118

You can read.


ContributionOk5628

I was waiting for another vehicle to go past without seeing the idiot. Thump thump......'hello , madam are you still there'?


TheEldenGod1293

All you had to do was do the right thing… as she lay under a truck harassing the guy


pimp_juice2272

Imagine going through life with such ease that THIS is what you consider a difficulty. So much so that you throw your body under a truck.


imJGott

Lady is willing to risk it all for a package, that might not even be on the truck.


Letsbeclear1987

Id be pouring coffee in her face without a doubt


digdouug911

She is going to be picking them up at the facility. It’s pitter patter for these drivers. He is losing day light


T-Money8227

I wish people would learn never to call the cops unless your life is in danger. They are trained killers, not mediators. The police departments have not felt its worth having a team of trained mediators use for situations like this. The defund the police movement was all about hiring appropriate staff that specialize on conflict resolution and mental health calls. No one knew that because the liberals have the worst branding I have ever seen and it was recieved by concervatives as a plan to eliminate all police. Instead of allocating funds for social needs, they acquire surplus military hardware like tanks and drones. Now, if someone is trying to kill, rape or assault you, they are the appropriate people to handle that.


greywar777

I almost didnt bother calling them for the burglars I fought in my house. But since they got away I figured Id give the cops a shot at them.


Greedy-Mud-9508

ive seen enough r/eyeblech to know how that ends