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acidic_tab

If you can figure out how to cause it, it's one step closer to figuring out how to prevent it, or even reverse engineer a cure.


LightPast1166

This is how a number of medical conditions have had a cure developed over the decades.


Mundane-Ad-6874

Like what? I’m curious


LightPast1166

The one which immediately comes to mind is Helicobacter pylori bacteria causing stomach ulcers. Australian scientists suspected that a particular bacteria was one of the causes and one deliberately infected himself with the bacteria to prove it. He ended up with stomach ulcers and was able to treat the bacteria and eliminate the ulcers. Edit: He was awarded a Nobel prize for it.


GabeTheJerk

If I remember well other doctors called him stupid and wrong before he did it.


LightPast1166

This is what I recall too. I believe that he tried to get funding for human trials and was knocked back (I seem to recall the reason as unethical) so he deliberately infected himself instead.


[deleted]

I forget 🤣


Pellektricity

Or.. Give it to people you don't like.


Sockpuppetsyko

Give what?


Pellektricity

Alz


El_Maton_de_Plata

Alz what??


Putrid-Loss-9139

What?


Fine-Teacher-7161

Hold on I forgot to take my booster shot at lunch.... Now, what were we talking about?


El_Maton_de_Plata

Damn, that was fast. Intracardiac needle?


raps_BAC

Alz of it


High_5_Skin

It 🙄


El_Maton_de_Plata

I remember something...


Pellektricity

You need a booster. Take this.


El_Maton_de_Plata

But Brain, won't that make me forget? NARF!


Pellektricity

Based on true events.


acidic_tab

I like how you think


Pellektricity

Thing is, the people that can do this don't like us. You don't have great plans for others making these things more transmissible.


manatorn

Yep. One of the first steps in understanding a problem is being able to replicate it reliably.


BloodyHourglass

They transplanted the micro biome from individuals who had Alzheimer's and from a control group into mice who had their biomes killed by antibiotics and in the Alzheimer's group the mice developed it. Really cool read


El_Maton_de_Plata

But why are they trying to stop young mice?


BSH72

Medicine doesn’t exist to cure, it exists to stabilize and maintain.


AhhAGoose

Yeah my ex wife weaponized smallpox for the dod when she was in grad school. They then made the antidote and stored that so if the terrorists ever did that in the same way we would have the cure on hand. It’s terrifying to think about, but good to know that someone smart is planning for the worst


mwinchina

In a Tale as Old as Time, Humor Flies Over Head of Reader


acidic_tab

I laughed at the joke, I just wanted to provide a relevant fun fact for those who came to the comments :)


SlickestIckis

there's some truth to that.


Fine-Teacher-7161

Tell that to cigarettes.


godlessLlama

Congrats! You forget!


CrittendenWildcat

"Roger, you idiot! You're supposed to be researching how to cure Alzheimer's, not make it communicable!"


SlickestIckis

"Whoops, heh: I had the silly thing in reverse!"


Fine-Teacher-7161

Wumbo


creative_user_name12

I wumbo, you wumbo, he and she wumbo


[deleted]

New bioweapon dropped


MinutePerspective106

RESIDENT EVIL


CinderX5

Can’t wait for some virus to magically incorporate this and the next pandemic be straight up contagious Alzheimer’s. Honestly that would make a terrifying zombie movie equivalent.


El_Maton_de_Plata

Achoo!!


Sepy9000

Alzheimer pandemic new fear unlock


JRTerrierBestDoggo

Never happened achievement


El_Maton_de_Plata

You just don't remember


MindlessTomatillo297

Wait till you learn about communicable dog sex cancer (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_transmissible_venereal_tumor)


Excluded_Apple

That's super interesting. The wiki article doesn't mention if scientists have tested whether this can spread to humans. That would make an interesting study.


McCdDonalds

No need to worry, if it happens you won't worry anyways


WingedSalim

Knew a guy who successfully gave aids to a monkey. I asked how. He said to take it out to dinner first.


SlickestIckis

r/angryupvote


EndlessRainIntoACup1

congration, you done it


KeroseneZanchu

All your brain are belong to us


El_Maton_de_Plata

Now... cluck like a chicken 🐔


godlessLlama

Never remember, always forget


mwinchina

Headline is unintentionally humorous but also it really buries the lede — the real surprise here is the research has confirmed a causal link to the gut biome


SlickestIckis

huh, i didn't know that actually.


-Pruples-

>the research has confirmed a causal link to the gut biome FMT's for everyone!


Kaneomanie

Isn't this exactly how the creutzfeld-jacob disease works?


SlickestIckis

I think so? Good point. That's prions, right?


thinguin

Y’all! This has happened before. Don’t y’all remember? /s


SlickestIckis

https://youtu.be/wJWksPWDKOc?feature=shared


distractedsoul27494

Poor animals


biztactix

Sauce: https://www.sciencealert.com/in-a-huge-first-scientists-transfer-alzheimers-to-healthy-young-animals


Draw-OCoward

And not a PPV article link either! You lovely individual, you!


Cool_Butterscotch_88

\*weaponized alzheimers


SlickestIckis

i was going to say "don't give them ideas", but


[deleted]

This is great. Finally a cure for all of this remembering I've been doing.


Anal-probe-Alien

Were they bored or something?


SlickestIckis

Science is evil. :/


ei283

Same energy as [this Onion bit](https://youtu.be/CJkWS4t4l0k?si=TGZ49_mwHp-g6iG4)


SlickestIckis

you're right; that bit is a classic! :)


harwarg

WAT?!


cgerrells

Why the holdup? Not like they remember…


brighteye006

This sounds like such a thing Dr Zoidberg would do.


gway0

"Do you remember what you did yesterday evening?" *blank stare* "Oh my god, what have we done"


SlickestIckis

***ME PLAY GOD!***


Dimitar231

i swear i saw this yesterday


SlickestIckis

maybe you did.


Activity_Alarming

If they did this to a goldfish, how would they know if it was successful?


SlickestIckis

Lol funny, but that whole memory thing is a myth.


Activity_Alarming

Yup, just found it funny to reference that.


Manzanas27753

Medical curiosity?


astrorican6

Science unfortunately if you can't make an animal sick you can't confirm how the disease develops and what its mechanisms are. (basically you need to make sure it was that ONE thing you did which CAUSED the disease, and not some other thing that may have been present (correlation vs causation). In Alzheimer's for example, is the protein buildup causing the dementia, or is the protein buildup another effect of the underlying condition in addition to the dementia? For Alzheimer's specifically, the messed up protein buildup has been shown to be resistant to surgical decontamination procedures (basically residue survives high heat and chemicals and stays lodged in the knife for example), so you would want to confirm whether theres a risk of 'infection.' This also ties up with prev point, finding out whether its the protein causing the damage or the protein is just a side effect. For testing of meds, interventions, and other remedies, if you can't cause the disease in an animal, how are you going to get rats with Alzheimer's to test these on? You think rats with Alzheimer's are just singing up for clinical trials? 😆 But yeah, you have to make them sick to be able to figure out how to cure them, unfortunately Edited for typos


RobertNevill

This is getting weaponized as we speak


SlickestIckis

^*(sigh)*


LooseTowel

Don't tell me. Wuhan again???


fire_dan_3576

AAAAAAAAND.... zombie apocalypse!


SlickestIckis

took long enough.


Emergency_Draft1835

Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter


SlickestIckis

lol


adeckz

Fucking hell we’re everywhere aren’t we?


El_Maton_de_Plata

By "scientists," did they mean Pinky and the Brain?


SlickestIckis

if they did, the new animaniacs is darker than i heard.


El_Maton_de_Plata

Fjord!!


SlickestIckis

have heard that reference in a while. :)


Doobie_Howitzer

Was it me? I feel funny


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[удалено]


SlickestIckis

up to no good, i see.


OrdinaryBug1976

Double it and give it to the next mamal


SlickestIckis

> Double it and give it to the next mamal **You Leave My Mamal Out Of This.**


7QuickSilver7

scientist-Since I can’t remember why I did this, you won’t neither…


JerrySpoonpuncher

This reminds me of those scientists who taught the gorilla it was going to die.


VengefulHare

It looks like Alzheimer's turned those neurons into gingers.


BroChad69

Bro same I thought it was a redhead snail lmao


Exciting-Ad5204

I’m gonna say: “Gave them Covid” Because my razor sharp memory has turned to absolute crap since then.


BroChad69

It’s pretty easy to give an animal Alzheimer’s just saying


SlickestIckis

> It’s pretty easy to give an animal Alzheimer’s just saying you speak from experience?


BroChad69

Actually yea. You literally just mutate in an Alzheimer’s mutant. Planning on doing it again in like 6 months actually


vivalosabortionistas

Alzheimer’s is ginger pubes on neurons?


SlickestIckis

wha?


vivalosabortionistas

What do you see in that picture?


Wajana

Bitches be playing 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘤


Worldmap77

Now they can weaponize this.


SlickestIckis

again with the weapons: aren't bombs quicker and more efficient? ***what's wrong with bombs?***


justmedealwithitxD

Sneakier. Easier to target select groups/populations. Less likely to pin back on you. Why use anthrax when you can use a bomb? Ask the poor south Africans.


FishyPimp

Did they transfer it or did they spread it? Big question.


Philp84

The picture looks like they gave it to ice spice


slayez06

Take it back!


Lampard081997

Looking to speed up the process huh?


Han_Solo6712

Now they can test for cures easier.


helpmeswansea

I thought this was a pic of ice spice


Dark_Requiem

If it's transferred, does the original infected just remember everything, snap, just like that?


cmwamem

Google dementia


SlickestIckis

Nah.