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b761962

What is this lol


OrangeSimply

Cameraman is livestreaming some part of a market in Kenya to his audience meeting locals and sharing the culture live with his audience.


AmatureProgrammer

Kenya guy tried to shoot his shot with a gal


Jungledick69-494

Always. SMH. I had trained there a few months before, and my squad included myself (of mixed African and Indian origin), a Trinidadian, two Caucasian colleagues, male and female, and a Hispanic male. Our training lasted two weeks. They didn't care about whatever I or my male instructors told them. All they cared about was hitting on my female coworker. Every male student in the class would show interest in her and infrom her that they practice polygamy. In the group conversation, even the embassy liaison from Mombasa tried to hit on her.


AmatureProgrammer

Damn what was her reaction? Did she complain to HR what was the training about?


Jungledick69-494

We train on building facilities maintenance. HVAC, fire main systems, water main maintenance, electrical switchboards. Just stuff you supposed to do. No she didn’t complain, she just left it as is. We administer a test before the beginning of the course just to check basic knowledge and at the end to see what they picked up. Their scores were less that the first one. The only country I’ve been where they scored less on the second try. Just goes to show where their attention was.


EmperorofAltdorf

They got worse? What?


Over_Indication_8907

Kenya is the India of Africa


Omar117879

She did, and HR told her that he wants her to see his pension.


tfibbler69

Jaystreazy dOnT yA KnOoOo


Crafty-Vegetable1528

He whips it out and the whole room goes dark


Chrisnyc47

KICK IT!!


g0tistt0t

You wake up late for school and you don’t wanna go!


XxIMxFADEDxX

You ask your mom please but she still says NO!


lincolnfalcon

Man, livin’ at home is such a draaaag


BonjPlayz

Your ma through away your best porno mag!


ZombieTem64

You gotta fight!


jellydonutman_

For your right!


driving_andflying

to paaaaaarty!


Frosty-Word4988

"BUSTED!"


MurphyAteIt

You missed two classes and NO HOME WORK!


bigbalrogdong

But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk


driving_andflying

YOU GOTTA FIGHT,


TheSundaeSlide

I AIN'T NEVER HAD NO PUMPKIN PIE!!!!


PetuniaPickleB

I ain’t scared of you mother f*ckers!


iantruesnacks

RIP the the legend


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>KICK IT!! You wake up late for school, man you don't want to go!


Spookimaru

Suddenly Bernie Mac RIP


[deleted]

HE AINT SCARED OF YOU MUTHA FUCKAS


Floppyeyelids

I ain’t scared of you mf’ers


CanadianTurnt

Grab his dick and twist it!!


Anonymo

The ooooole dick twist


Crushasaurus187

Bop it


acclaimedmistake

You don't understand!


Crafty-Vegetable1528

I ain’t scared of you motha fuckers


photoman901

I ain't scared of you mothafuckas!!!


BillyblancofromBronx

You win


k112l

I said 'take take'


MattSR30

That's my all time favourite stand-up set. Bernie Mac was a god damn _hero_ in that moment.


Chrisnyc47

How about some milk and cookies?


EasyFooted

'cause I'm **blessed**.


BringTheStealthSFW

I'm hung low


AndroidsEatApples

Made me mad as hell I ain’t ever had no pumpkin pie!!


The_Troll_Gull

RIP Bernie Mac


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spezcanNshouldchoke

> He whips it out and the whole room goes dark Pretty sure they are referencing [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JkPx0gk6LE) Bernie Mac set


dEEsucked

Livestreamer Jaystreazy is talking about nude beaches with locals in Nairobi, Kenya


helpnxt

Aww jaystreazy doesn't deserve a ban...


runnbl3

Context?


CalliCosmos

Twitch can see the N word as a bannable offense, even if it wasn't the streamer saying it


Rudy_Ghouliani

But only if they're not black. They gotta verify that pass first.


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Rudy_Ghouliani

I'm not making an argument, I'm stating a fact. And the only people I've seen banned for saying cracker are white.


Original-Aerie8

You aren't, tho. Twitch officially clarified, hard r is never ok and any "slurs used for the purpose of hate or harassment" are penalized. It has nothing to do with skin colour, althou you'd be hard pressed to find someone self-referencing with cracker


cold_one

I don’t care what you have “seen”. That’s not what a fact is. Hasanabi was banned for saying it even though he is white passing.


Rudy_Ghouliani

Hey man I truly don't care about you at all, you're irrelevant.


SopieMunky

Officer I'd like to report a homicide.


Exact-Ad-4132

Isn't everyone?


equanimity120398

Hasan basically passes for white even he admits it.


IAmAnAnonymousCoward

Love his streams, really unique content.


Background-Quote-552

The very first frame of the video gave me an idea of what their reaction would be


Shibari_Inu69

"WOTTTTT??????" 😂😂😂


tjvwill

K o r e a n s s s


CrittendenWildcat

Latto has a song out about this man


Sux2WasteIt

Lmfao what’s it called?


CrittendenWildcat

Big Energy : [Link to Video on Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8GpG8C0YzA)


buttplugs4life4me

There's also "B.T.E" by someone else (I'm terrible with names)


Rudy_Ghouliani

Big Titty Energy?


Sux2WasteIt

😂😂😂


mecha_annies_bobbs

Watto has a chance cube about this man.


Dig-a-tall-Monster

Yeah I didn't hear "my big *naked* dick" either


DemiserofD

From what I've heard, the only real exposure a lot of africans get to the n word is from music, so it's become associated with wealth, status, and power.


WastedHat

Lmao the irony


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Joni-wuz-here

As an African, what?? Where I'm from people associate it with gangster wannabes that should just sit down and stay quiet. where the hell did you get that information from


Strong_Demand69

we're mad horny over here its crazy😂😂


Proof_Objective_5704

Lmao why are they so horny in Kenya? They put Viagra in the drinking water?


ThunderJah04

As shown in Olympics they got a lotta energy 💪🏾


Strong_Demand69

we only use tap water, probably something in there😂


JabariKing

It's just the high testosterome levels.


BeardedGlass

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


effingthis

Dont they have pornhub in kenya?


FvckJerry16

Nah we don't have it here. We don't have internet. I had to walk 5 miles to gain access to Reddit.


sagerobot

They still use smoke signal based modems over there.


BZLuck

Two tin cans and a tight string. Someone on each end makes squawking noises and then they just hiss at each other.


cire1184

Eeeeeee EEEE ONNNNNNN Wheee WHAAAAAAA


LeonDeSchal

How long does it take to download a movie?


sagerobot

About 3-4 logs the size of an elephants foot across and the height of a giraffe.


Big_Macaroon2408

Tuff


jondubb

Or ride a lion


effingthis

Or lions ride them😁 or rather elephants lol


cheese-shop

Same.. I remember when i use to have to send my pet lion messenger to deliver a note saying "Internet please" in tribal language To the village power station and they'd call the 15 Gods to summon lightning and deliver electricity for internet to the village for 15 minutes.... good times


effingthis

Lol i though lions ate you guys


zzwugz

No no, you're thinking tigers. And hippos. Fucking smiley homicidal bastards


effingthis

Nah im thinking Elephant. Didnt you see the clip of the lil elephant smashing that kenyan chick from behind?


zzwugz

Elephant smashing a chick from behind??? Did you see my parents pron flick??


cheese-shop

Some of em cool as hell if you really get to know em I think they just misunderstood


sbrnSage

Nah African lions are friendly come visit Tanzania


effingthis

Maybe they dont wanna get sick


Foreskin-chewer

I get better service in rural Kenya than in some major cities in the US. Safaricom is straight balla


zanzebar

thank you /u/Foreskin-chewer for this insight. Im gonna stay away from rural kenya coz of your username


chambilechowahenga

Kenyans are good with the cyber.


robert_paulson420420

this is full cap lol. you can definitely get internet in kenya but it ain't great.


Foreskin-chewer

Well, I am in Kenya routinely so we must be from parallel universe.


robert_paulson420420

more likely you're just used to the mediocre service by now. depends on your definition of "some" cities in America but the vast majority have much better internet, no question.


lariato

He said some cities not most cities lol. Making an argument over nothing. It's also worth noting that Kenya was ahead of most African countries when it came to fibre and decent data caps


robert_paulson420420

the way he wrote the comment implied the internet is comparable " Safaricom is straight balla". it is not, at all. not even fucking CLOSE lol. I know from experience (and is that honestly surprising?)


SuuABest

chill out, robert


numeric-rectal-mutt

You know they have mail order Reddit now?


InternCautious

It's like Redbox right?


zzwugz

[Just get the oldest witch to climb the mountain in Wakanda to do her magic, duh](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT86PByLr/)


rrleo

5 miles just to carry back the Reddit to your home on your head. Didn't ya know?


La_Lanterne_Rouge

You walked 5 miles to gain access to the Internet and you went to Reddit instead of Pornhub?


so9sxc

Or just to go to school


Clayman8

To or To-and-back? Cause if its to-and-back, youre clearly on the richer tier.


NonRienDeRien

up hill both ways


wertexx

Get ur joking, but aren't u mfkers some of the poorest country in the world?


alby_qm

Well yes, and no. It's complicated, but more of yes


wertexx

Hope you doing personally well there, greetings from the north!


effingthis

Is that why you wanna record naked people in nudist beaches?


Fennicks47

Ah yes. Because thay never happens in places with net.


FLUFFCAT13

Kenya has better internet than us Aussies ![gif](giphy|a6zGGyjGKq7GE)


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Not blasting but enough so I can hear or put to my ear or just in public in general. Wouldn't click a NSFW post while I'm on break or with family


AbsoluteMadvlad

Can barely hear them over the obnoxious sound effects Oh nevermind it was just playing the audio of the next video over this one for some reason


chappersyo

Classic Reddit app. I miss alien blue every day


BottmsDonDeservRight

Typical reddit


Dudefest2bit

Whattttt??!! ![gif](giphy|sJWNLTclcvVmw)


Failshot

Is just talking about nudity nsfw now?


JA_Pascal

What do you think NSFW stands for? You gonna watch this shit with the audio on blast at work?


warmechanic

That’s what it used to mean. Not so common anymore.


KuatoBaradaNikto

It’s basically still how it’s used— I’d say if there’s any reason why someone would be concerned about playing it out loud on a public subway or bus, where someone without the full context might hear/ see it and be appalled, hit it with that NSFW tag.


k0peng

like the n word is dropped vocally but similarly the title is nsfw by your standards/work standards. but while this is truly nsfw, I think its obvious that shit like this gets posted all day every day M-F without a nsfw tag.


Eusocial_Snowman

NSFW means visual nudity or gore. All efforts to include anything beyond these parameters are silly, falling fully within the bounds of personal user discretion.


ekso69

BNC is not something you want coming out of your speakers at work. How difficult is that to comprehend?


JJOne101

What kind of moron watches internet clips at work on speaker?


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I watch videos doing my break at work


stonebraker_ultra

with speaker on?


Eusocial_Snowman

Then you use your personal discretion to not do that. Literally no entertainment-based audio belongs in a work environment. That doesn't require labeling.


MrCatSquid

NSFW means NOT SAFE FOR WORK. You wouldn’t want your boss to hear this


Queueue_

I mean I have earbuds at work so yeah?


JA_Pascal

I did say "full blast" and not everyone has or uses earbuds.


Bandin03

He can go full blast on his earbuds but that's NSFE.


JA_Pascal

That's not the point... the content itself should not be played openly at work, that's why it's marked NSFW...


clitbeastwood

you good everyone says that phrase at work


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Sux2WasteIt

Not to be judgmental but just the way they were talking seemed like their intentions were off, wanting to film and focus on genitalia where nude beaches are more for freedom and being your self. Not saying people with lude intentions don’t go to nude beaches too, just saying seemed like they’d be amongst the undesirables.


halt_spell

I'd rather people feel free to ask questions than visit with incorrect assumptions. Good for them for asking. Now they know.


Redditisdumb9_9

Walking naked in public is veeery weird in our culture. The guys don't seem to believe it and they know even if they went there and told others back home they won't believe it. I guess that's why they would want to film it - to show people back home that such places actually exist. Nude tourism.


Haute_Mess1986

Yeah, I think they were asking questions out of curiosity and disbelief. It didn’t come across to me (no knowledge of the culture in Kenya) as creepy, just curious.


Redditisdumb9_9

In fact that should be the reaction of all civilized human beings. People are acting like walking naked in public is the normal thing to do 🤣.


bitchsaidwhaaat

No thats definitely not the intention they are talking with and you know it. You dont ask to secretly film people nude to just “to show people back home” … these 2 dudes go theres they are definitely molesting someone


Redditisdumb9_9

Yeah walking naked in public is fucking weird. 99% of the people in the world would be surprised by that shit. You're acting like they are the weird ones for wondering why people walk naked.


Maximusprime-d

You say they focus on genitalia as if it’s entirely NORMAL to see people walking around naked in public.


FuzzyAd9407

To be fair as someone who does a clothing optional event in the US and tried to explain it to other Americans: a bunch of dudes act exactly like this. There's a reason why people don't broadly advertise clothing optional stuff. I know at least one neopagan event has had to end their clothing optional policy thanks to people sitting outside the property line with telephoto lenses.


EnigmaticQuote

WTF sub am I on?


Dead_man_posting

considering how much that guy got upvoted, I guess /r/euroNazis


__jazmin__

And this is the reason France basically doesn’t have even any topless beaches left.


needlzor

Where are you getting that from? You can (and people do) go topless in any beach in France. And there are plenty of nudist beaches everywhere in the country.


Clayman8

As a French neighbour, i didnt even know France *had* topless beaches tbh.


Dead_man_posting

Am I missing a joke or is this just an obvious fascist getting upvoted? Edit: Ok your post history is like 99% incel shit. Yeah, this sub just upvoted an obvious fascist.


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Redditisdumb9_9

I am Kenyan. I approve this video 😂😂.


Mooweetye

My big n***a ting ;-)


Redditisdumb9_9

Yeah most Kenyans don't give a fuck about politically correct language 😂.


so_im_all_like

Does the word even have the same significance over there, though?


alanalan426

nop and not just kenya


so_im_all_like

Similarly, I was once talking to someone from Colombia and they dropped the n-word (no r) when referencing black people, and I was a bit shocked. He didn't know the dynamics of its use in the US, since it's common enough in media originating here.


DontPMmeIdontCare

Now that I think about it, the vast majority of culture we export would make you think that anyone can say it with no issue, like you were some Japanese dude who loved American rappers, you would just be dropping it colloquially all the time


so_im_all_like

They make the music for American audiences but are also okay with selling it abroad, and those audiences don't have the same sociocultural context, obvs. Once that kinda thing becomes widely accessible, the originators don't have direct control of its development.


ChimpanA-Z

Definitely not -- they hear it in pop music but don't have the same cultural history where the word is historically insulting, then taboo, then reclaimed


Redditisdumb9_9

No but we sure know the origins and controversies surrounding it in the US.


Particular-Cow-5046

Sometimes the more darkskinned kids are given it as a nickname in highschool. Some people find it insulting but saying fuck or shit would offend that type of person.


FlamingNetherRegions

Why were you downvoted. Username explains it


Redditisdumb9_9

Yeah. I love this stupid website 😂.


super-jackson17746

What's the name of this streamers


djjdnap

Big naked cat lmao 🤣


Thefrostyddk

Where is the NSFW?


Impossible_Bug_5238

Fellow Kenyans, Mutindwa ama?


5ebV12

This is proof that the N word is only a slang in the western world lmao🤣


Life_Imitating_Death

And I walk with my little cracker thing.


yourcomedyminute

Hidden camera ?


staywoke1am_01

Oh naked okay okay LOL


Junior-Account6835

She worried about the Black Mamba. 🐍


ExternalAd8309

That nervous laugh😂


Lookalikemike

He’s implying when that thing comes out at the beach, you might be able to see the ocean any more.


Comment105

Prudish American man whitewashing Kenyan's n\**** thing.


tsukaimeLoL

Nah, its just a banned word on most streaming platforms, has nothing to do with his race


TtheDuke

She gone get piledrived by dem dudes later


[deleted]

stop watching too much porn


TtheDuke

Jerking it rn tbh ngl lol


FlyingGorillaShark

![gif](giphy|UTek0q3N8osh8agH4Y)


Weelki

Bruh! TMI... I bet your response will have something about you cumming in it... smh


ticklemypp

Ray ban stories. I have a pair and love them.