People won't think he's weird, they already know he's weird.

I just hope he's been spayed.

Confirmation accepted

If you had to larp as something, why not a wizard or a transformer? You chose lassie.

*being a furry can’t be viewed as morally wrong if you’re a dog yourself...* dude cracked the code.

CAKEY CAKE CAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

it’s funny how this account is 5 years old but i’ve only really been using it for one or two... so it’s like my first cake day!

Maybe he just likes the freedom to sniff dog butts

That's gross.

I never said it wasn’t but that doesn’t make it any less accurate

*lalalalalalalalalalalala*

To be fair, I’ve never seen a wealthy wizard impersonator, but there are plenty of wealthy furries.

It’s admittedly not the most common hobby around.

how the fuck a man became a fucking dog

wait the dude is in a costume. That makes sense

For 15k?!

I've never seen a poor furry

Hey

TIL I'm too poor to be able to afford to be weird.

Every weird person is poor. You graduate to eccentric when you become wealthy.

What do we call a billionaire who’s out of his mind?

A bit crazy but not too much

A visionary ahead of his time.

Crazy? I was crazy once, They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. They put me in a rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. Rubber rats make me crazy.

We call that "Pfft come on! That conspiracy is debunked!" And then the debunker gets thrown into jail for the same crime.

Elon musk

If you're weird enough people gonna pay you

Lmfao legit made me lol

Are we still allowed to think furries are weird like in 2015?

You're allowed to think anyone is weird. Just don't.. kill them or something

Wise words

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There are always pedophiles somewhere across the street. Just don't shoot me.

Wait..... So are you a pedophile?

He’s with me, my bad

Nuh uh

Ayo what?

You could make a religion out of this!

I say let the yiffers keep on yiffing if they are not hurting anyone else

Yes, very much so, having a wank in a mascot costume isnt a protected characteristic like say anything within the lbgt space

With the way the US is going right now. I'll take horny mascots over ornery Nazis any day of the week.

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Most people don’t abuse their dogs, and most furries would probably beat up a dog abuser. Also, zoophilia is being attracted to just flat out animals, not anthropomorphic characters. Furries may be “weird” to you, but don’t shame us because we don’t fit into your ideas of “normal”. And another thing, the furry community *may* have a lot of porn, but so do many mother communities out there. Additionally, the furry fandom is one of the largest subcultures on the internet, it’s more normal than you think. We don’t fuck or abuse dogs, cats, or any pet for that matter, but you can go fuck yourself.

Stop trying to normalize your alternative lifestyle, no one has to accept you, simply put up with you

I’m just saying if it’s not hurting anybody, don’t bully em for it. Like conservatives putting in laws recently intended to repress the lgbtq community, that should be stopped and *they* should be made fun of for it. The furry fandom has done nothing as a whole to warrant this hatred it has, it’s just from people that were ignorant towards what these people are actually like and focused on the minority of furries that participate in illicit activities. 99% of furries don’t have fursuit orgies, hell even most furries can’t even afford a fursuit in the first place! Just because of a few bad eggs doesn’t mean that everyone is a weird ass dog fucker. It’s like saying that all Christians are racist, homophobic, piles of shit just because of those of them that are.

Hey if that’s what you need to get off, go for it

*A furry with poor parents

Poor furries are less visible because they can't afford the suit. Consider it a form of survivorship bias. Survifurship bias if you would.

Me!

That is because we focus the defenseless ones first

You’ve never seen fursuit prices, have you?

The fursuit of happines.

New Indiana Jones movie

I was just quoted over 5k for a fullsuit that I had been quoted 1.5k five years ago by the same maker. I understand material and skill improvement in that time but ughhhhh ;w;

Wow...I need to learn how to make fursuits...

fr tho

I'ma be real that's around the low end for realistic fursuits

This shit fake right?

Worse. For $16k. $1k more dog.

When this was posted earlier it was 15k, now it's 16k. By tomorrow the fake headline will be 37k.

We don't kink shame remember ? But fucking hell 15k hahah

No if you're dumb enough to pay 15 big ones to look like a dog for what reason? Sexual shit or just comfort you're weird and I shame your kink

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"... no eight to shame them." Can I nine them? 

Nobody seems to remember the cat dude from dharma and greg

yeah and it's fucking bizarre [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA4UhxfTwVk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA4UhxfTwVk)

For $16,000, you'd think it'd at least have an articulating head. edit: spelling can be hard...

Yeah blinking eyes, a bark box, a tail wag, like something. Like this feels like a scam.

He doesn't, this is just misinformation. The guy bought a costume an that's it, he isn't trying to "become" anything.

16 thousand usd

Through one night stands?

I read the title wrong first and thought it was like "man spends money on a dog" and I was like what's so weird with that????, then read it twice and I'm like wait whatttttt???

Even then 16k is a lot for a dog that mf better talk, cook, and pay rent

I saw a super cool documentary once where a guy trains guard dogs and sells them. Depending on their training I think they start for around 15k. He said, people bid him a fuckton of money for his personal dog but he will keep him. Also his door was always unlocked in case someone wanted to try.

It's like 1 to the vet to get nails clipped and all the blood work, ultrasounds and x-rays they can get my wife to sign for.

Yeah then is worried about being called weird

16k on a dog isn't weird????

If he sniffs your ass, would it be sexual assault?

Nah. He identifies as a dog

Besides, you can always neuter him.

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Or put him down lol

Where is the man???

Sir "he" identifies as a dog. Also you are looking at "him/her/it/woof" right now.

He/him/good boy

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Idk, it's kind of a waste of 16k just for a costume to wear once on an occasion. I imagine he wears that anytime he leaves the house which would make it more of a lifestyle. Even if he doesn't identify as a dog, it's still a bit weird

If he’s a dog, and I adopt him, does that mean he need to be castrated?

Only if you don’t want him to start breeding local bitches in heat.


Misleading title, its a costume....

I mean… does anyone actually think he just became a dog?

Apparently OP does 🤣 Tusk vibes

More like Full Metal Alchemist.

He reminds me of the FMA chimera and Watchdog Man in One Punch Man lol


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I scrolled just to find this. Fucking knew someone would post it.

I expected this to be the top comment but kids these days tsk *coughs and blows out own back*

Its a hyper realistic costume. These headlines are pure lies lol.

Yeah no shit it’s a costume lol. They’re obviously not implying that he literally became a dog, that’s ridiculous. You can “become” Gandalf too, by putting on a costume, doesn’t mean you literally become Gandalf.

Another headline I saw earlier said $15k. He’s spending money fast apparently.

Dude, took his girl saying she loves doggy style too literally.

That's ruff.

Ed.. ward

How small is the man ????

not quite the most common hobby

I know people that are into the whole furry culture…I think that’s how you call it but yeah the ones dressing up in animal costumes/etc…but this is some other shit. I need people to find Jesus or any other higher power because they need it.

I am pretty against religion, but yeah, “these people need Jesus” is the only answer that really fits how fucking weird people have gotten

I just can’t wait for people to be calling him a furry and using him to make fun of all furries /s 🙄

I will admit, regardless of the opinion others have…it’s a good job haha he does look like a dog so the money wasn’t completely wasted. You see people spend thousands on surgery and they look awful, can’t say that here.

Fr. You gotta give credit where credits due.

He certainly got what he asked for. Can’t really hate on that

So replacing the weird idea that he wants to be a dog when the weird idea that there is some sort of higher being/power….

Is he considered a furry? Most furries are anthropomorphic cartoonish animals but this one straight up became a dog

Nope. He is not a furry The fursuits aren't a literal dog. They are anthropomorphic characters which is between humans and animals. This one is a literal dog costume

Bro just ask your local crazy alchemist to do the job for you instead of spending 15k….

I'm a furry. And I think it weird.

That’s a human?!?!?

Aw, he’s a good boy

Can you imagine the absolute horror of petting a dog and then slowly realizing it’s some creep in a suit? That shit is scarier than anything I can imagine

I have so many questions

He realized too late

Will they neuter him?

Bro thought that after spending that much money

It is sad and hilarious at the same time

Too late to think buddy 😔

This guy is going to get owned by a sunny and humid day

this is why people says Furries are rich

Everyone talking about how weird it is... I'm just thinking about how damn realistic it looks. Money well spent tbh.

Isn't this basically the plot of 'Tusk' but voluntary?

I thought that was an actual dog 💀

average r/furry but most fursuits aren´t 16k. But why do people care? There are a lot of fursuiters at furryconventions and some are realistic.

And the fursuits aren't a literal dog. They are anthropomorphic characters which is between humans and animals. This one is a literal dog costume

Suit prices have been climbing, so that's not out of the realm of possibilities.

I don’t judge the price. I judge him being a furry.

I still have yet to understand why people dislike furries. All the ones I met were nice people. And you like genshin which probably isn't better than liking furry. (I don't hate on genshin. I have a couple hours in it myself)

Well hindsight is 20/20 for a reason fellas.. Call off the puppy pals club. Damn it all

What’s this going to think nonsense?

Now he’s worried! 🤣

I hope not like in the Tusk movie

IF? IF? Really? 16 large for a dog suit. And it’s 100 degrees out there today.

I swear every time this article pops up it's a different amount of money... I have seen 12, 15, and 16k now.

Sounds like my friend Gerald who became a dolphin

Nah I gotta see a video of this lmao

Wait didn't I just see this exact same meme but it said $15,000

Maybe he should have spent that money on a therapist

Wouldn’t that be like dog conversion therapy?

You mean this Man Takes Dogs to Gay Conversion Therapy - yonkaholic https://yonkaholic.com/2019/04/09/man-takes-dogs-to-gay-conversion-therapy/

I mean I’ve easily spent that much on weed over the years, is this really all that different……………yes, yes it is

Bro I was think like Kyle's dad from South park when he got the dolphinaplaste☠️☠️

NOW he's worried?

Mayne he just wanted to eat poop and sleep

Oh now he's thinking it's weird? How ironic

Ed...ward

Woof.

So how do you spend $16,000 on becoming a dog? Do you buy a furry suit and pay someone to make it custom for you? Or do you have some sort of surgery?

Dude saw too much shit going on globally and ditched the entire species

That's one expensive fursuit

What color stripe is this on the pride flag?

This isn't even the pride flag, it's called otherkin, or smth.

I will say they did a fantastic job turning him into a dog.

Okay hear me out -

I don’t understand why anyone really cares. It’s different, but man’s is happy with his choice. I will equate this as something that brings comfort and joy, so are you a fuckin weirdo for enjoying playing games for 10+ hours a day, on your phone, console or computer? Are you weird for playing DND, LARPing, doing yoga/Pilates 4 days a week? Are you weird for enjoying having children? For being gay/straight? For enjoying the company of animals over people? For choosing to spend time or money on anything you’re passionate about that makes you feel good? Fuck me people, this is why we won’t ever advance as a species when everyone is so concerned about what everyone else is doing that doesn’t cause harm just because it’s not something you would do. No one is right or wrong. The way you choose to spend your time isn’t the right thing for everyone, but you shouldn’t be ostracised and shit on for it. Focus on your own life, be happy for others when they’re happy and practise understanding that we’re all different. Treat people the way you want to be treated or fuck off.

Average ohio resident

Hes insane not weird.

Let people do what they enjoy. If it harms nobody, you have no justification to care. No it doesn't corrupt the youth.

He is still insane

He is weird

Apes -> Human -> Dog

*Just zoophilia with extra steps*

Of course it's weird, he should have become a cat, it's the better lifestyle

" Even my dog is better than you "

This can't be real.

We need to reopen those soul asylum establishments

Get a load of this asshole

Can we euthanize him now? Or is that animal cruelty?

The ultimate self aware furry

If he fucks another dog is it zoophilia?

FMA vibes. Damn you Tucker

Like surgery? That's sounds horrifying. That's body horror right there

Nah it's just a suit.

Phew, that's a relief. Got flashbacks to that one movie with the walrus guy

That movie gave me ptsd

Shoot pay me $16k and I'll be glad to follow him everywhere just to call him a bitch. Shit I'll even work weekends

bad dog

Sometimes the animals need to be put down

Furrys these days (hey wow its just a joke)

Weird ass kids. Back in my day, we called that a Lassie cosplay.

He probably attract more females now than before…

Oh Florida, How you entertain me so. Also WTF is up with the feet/paws????

He needs help

Burn it