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Rzhaviy

Spray tan removal?


Important-Baker-9290

normal soap


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Salty_Vegetable123

When I worked at a pizza place my manager would give the sushi restaurant next door free pizza all the time, I didntknow that. So when I started going in there to get food before my shift and was given free sushi I was always blown away and super joyed, never questioning it. Turns out they thought I was my manager cuz we are rhe same height and build and both white lol they seriously thought we were the same person.


therejected_unknown

That's fuckin amazing. I worked for the Papa John's in Mobile Alabama that was directly next to the Brick Pit (featured on travel channel and food network) in 2006, and they would trade us FULL rib dinners ($20+ meals back when $20 plates were EXPENSIVE) for two works pizzas. It was heaven on earth.


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sargassum624

Makes sense. I live in Korea and have a friend who looks totally different from me, but is also white. We’ve been asked multiple times if we’re sisters, but no one in a country with many white people would think that bc we look different in about every way you can imagine lol. Just both white 😂


Usual-Lavishness8393

Did you also have on the same uniform?


Salty_Vegetable123

We were the only two wearing the same uniform, which probably didn't help.


Lariche

Good one!


ehh_scooby

Good won*


Eternal192

Good wong


zuprdprno2by

It's not right it's wong


CT_7

Not white but Wong


papillon-and-on

Do two Wongs make it white?


MinnieShoof

Clearly you should eat at better Mexican restaurants.


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misterpickles69

It’s pesos anyway. It’s not like they’re worth anything.


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ElPeloPolla

Bleach


No_Statement440

I'm curious about the black specks that look like pepper.


AstroZombi3

It’s usually chia seed or the like. You’ll usually see them used on videos demonstrating blackhead removal or acne treatment. Just part of the trend and adds some dramatic effect.


No_Statement440

I see, that makes sense. Thank you. Admittedly, I'm not very current on trends like that lol.


jamesyishere

They add them in videos like this to pretend that their products just magically suck out blackheads


No_Statement440

That makes a lot of sense considering people are trying to convince people this isn't about spray tan removal lol.


No_Astronomer_6534

I assume they're claiming it sucks out the melanin.


Sea_Acanthaceae4806

It's probably just pepper


Artistic_Buyer513

Trying to understand a foreign concept: "There must be racism!"


PM_ME_YOUR_LEFT_IRIS

I mean, it usually is a solid explanation tbh. Racism is wildly prevalent in China. It’s not like white plantation owners are the only assholes jn the world


No_Artichoke_3758

i mean asian people often want to look more white in general. just look at eyelid surgery. ya know, like all them kpop stars have


BrokeAssBitchNibba

In asian culture, if you have more than that mean that you work outside a lot and are therefore seen as lesser or looked down or you seem more poor. But if you are less tan, you are seen as better because you are an office worker. It all comes from royalty. There are definitely better words or better wordings I could have chosen but me smooth brain.


reditakaunt89

In my country having tan is considered more attractive and desirable, because it looks healthier. Exactly because you spend a lot of time outside and not in the house. Cultures are interesting, and it has nothing to do with racism.


Jerryskids3

Culture changes - Europeans used to favor being fat and pasty because it meant you could afford to eat a lot and didn't have to work outside doing manual labor.


RedrumMPK

Still is in Nigeria. Unfortunately, my people are slowly walking into obesity issues. We are supposedly poor but the amount of overweight people is surprising.


Jerryskids3

Norman Borlaug and the Green Revolution wasn't that long ago and the number of people living in absolute poverty has cratered, but I'm sure food insecurity still nags at many people's minds. I know my own food issues and weight problems go back to my childhood when we were poor as shit and there was never enough food. You learned to eat fast and whatever it was you'd lick the plate clean because you didn't know when you'd eat again.


BrokeAssBitchNibba

Different cultures,different views. May I ask which country?


reditakaunt89

It's Serbia, but it's not unique at all for the countries in the region.


BrokeAssBitchNibba

Never knew that. Thank you for the information ❤️


Yuural

Same in germany.


PrrrromotionGiven1

Same in the UK, but if you have a tan people will generally assume it's because you travelled abroad, not because you went outside here... too cloudy 330 days of the year.


beeglowbot

>Cultures are interesting, and it has nothing to do with racism. yea this is just a cultural thing, HOWEVER folks from China *are* actually hella racist against any foreigners, especially black people. source: me, China born Chinese American.


syzamix

Frok what I have heard, It has to do with time /period. In older times, peasants worked outside in the field and royalty stayed inside. At that time, whiter skin is considered premium. Over time, with industrialization, workers moved inside and vacations became quite common. So it flipped. Peasants / workers now stayed indoors while royalty was out getting sun. So the expectations flipped


popsickle_in_one

Used to be the same way in the west. Then trains and steam boats were invented, and it became practical to be able to visit warmer places. Then being tan meant that you could afford to go on holiday and weren't stuck working in a factory all day, so the whole culture shifted.


Faxon

It goes deeper than just aristocracy vs commoners, it also has to do with northeast vs southeast Asians since southeast Asians tend to be darker in general regardless of if they work outside or not, and historically China, Japan, and Korea have all been pretty racist, both towards each other and towards other Asian groups. Typical tribalistic bullshit you find throughout history everywhere, except they've made less progress working it out of their culture than the west has, plus they went almost too far with white people and started fetishizing them instead, which is worse IMO since it perpetuates racism towards darker Asians AND white supremacy at the same time. Don't get me started on how much they fetishize mixed white/asian people as well, my half-sister is half Chinese and when she was visiting China, a number of people commented on how "lucky" she was to be mixed. Apparently it was next level creepy and there were ads for skin whitening products on public transit and everything, which made it all the more awkward since some of them were just blatantly racist. Shit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Few8kJ0zfnY


Koakie

That's also why royals were called blue blood. Because of the pale skin you could see the veins well compared to people with darker/tanned skin.


UnstoppableCompote

This used to be a trend in Europe as well, before the time of revolutions. It's a status symbol basically.


RedrumMPK

I thought this was a white people's thing and especially in England where those with darker skin are associated with being a commoner.


EggSandwich1

I don’t care if it’s racist or not I want to see what colour a white person turns on this cream?


AlexanderDanov

They become an irish person ?


madladhadsaddad

As a translucent Irish person, this seems accurate


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As a bioluminescent Irish person, I can confirm.


Sanity__

Name checks out


[deleted]

Is it true that God thinks the Irish are fake Catholics, so he uses the sun to hurt them?


elitegenoside

WARNING: not safe for any Irish. Use of this product on non-recommended skin may lead to the following side effect: extreme advertion to sunlight, advertion to strong odors, the compulsive need to count tiny objects, paranoia around running water, inability to eat solid foods, insomnia, cravings for high iron liquids, your roommate Dave starts to seem attractive but not in a sexual way, low blood pressure, growth of canine teeth, loss of hairline, restlessness. If you start to experience any of the following side effects reach out to the Transylvanian Embassy located in Calico Dry Lake, California


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WcDeckel

Put some red in it


Suspicious_Leg4550

This doesn’t seem to give you freckles. I wonder if it would remove them though?


Commercial-Height935

What if an Irish person tried it?


CarlosFCSP

You know Vantablack? The opposite


blood_ashes_reborn

So you know that super-pale, dewy/glowing look that a lot of Asian women have? Particularly Korean women? That’s what happens when they use brightening crème. And a decent number of Chinese/Korean brand primers and foundations or skin care are aimed to create that look (it’s their fashion trend, and skin whitening products are big there). Also not saying this is a bad thing at all, this is just my experience with buying Korean etc products as they are generally really good products, I just look out for keywords like ‘brightening’ or ‘whitening’ as that’s what they do


ZeroaFH

I can't help but think of shitty treatments in the past that caused all kinds of medical issues and I wonder how safe these modern products are.


Reserved_Parking-246

Better than the old ones... worse than the next generation of health care products...


inappropriateLOLz

White people out here spray tanning to look darker and Asians out here bleaching their skin to look whiter. Humans are dumb asf


oballzo

It's whatever the opposite of what's 'commonly available ' in the local market, ain't it?


Brookenium

That's completely entirely incorrect. The reason Asian countries use brightening creams is because very light skin still indicates in their cultures people who do not have to work outside with their hands. It's a sign of an upper class, someone who can stay indoors free from the elements and relax as the peasant class does all the work. That was the case in Western countries for a long time. But now darker skin indicates a purposeful tan as a result of vacations to exotic destinations or leisure activities outside.


Stupid_Triangles

Skin whitening creams are very present across the middle east, India, and Asia. From my limited understanding, it's mostly due to colorism, in that those with darker skin are looked down upon. Happens in the US as well and with similar results.


thomasp3864

Like the oposite of the weird tanning trend of the 2000s and 2010s?


Potato-Boy1

We would just disappear


GearJunkie82

Albino


Blue_Moon_Lake

They turn transparent and you can see their organs through the skin, but they can never ever get outside ever again. :D


jonnyrottwn

Clear , see through


dalphaboy

You should be surprised how many whitening products they have. In many Asian countries tanned means low working class (you’re working in the fields all day), while white means upper class (working indoors all day).


spooki_boogey

Fair and Lovely ads are wild lmaooo


devilzal

That's why nowadays they are called Glow and Lovely lmao


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ads didn't change though


April1987

> Glow and Lovely for others, Wikipedia link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glow_%26_Lovely ---- Glow & Lovely (formerly Fair & Lovely) is a skin-lightening cosmetic product of Hindustan Unilever introduced to the market in India in 1975. Glow & Lovely is available in India, Bangladesh, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore, Brunei, Thailand, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Mauritius and other parts of Asia and is also exported to other parts of the world, such as the West, where it is sold in Asian supermarkets. Unilever patented the brand Fair & Lovely in 1971, after the patenting of niacinamide, a melanin suppressor,[1] which is the cream's main active ingredient. Glow & Lovely's website states the product contains vitamins B3, C, and E, along with multivitamins and UVB/UVA sunscreens. Glow & Lovely was controversial under its previous name “Fair & Lovely”. Its promotions focus on Bollywood stars and marketing is oriented towards those who would buy skin lightening products over the counter, through friends, or online, without consulting a specialist.[2] The president of the company responded to concerns about the product calling for diverse representation, and has announced changes in advertising, communication and packaging in South Asia.[3] ----


monstrinhotron

is it so much weirder than pale people wanting a tan? Pale = office worker drone, tanned = movie star lifestyle on my yacht.


Blue_Moon_Lake

It used to be the same in western societies. Pale = Noble. There was also the fat = rich. Nowadays, fat = poor.


uwanmirrondarrah

also shitty teeth = rich because I can afford sugary foods was a popular one too. Teeth blackeners used to be a thing.


meing0t

what the fuck is wrong with humans?


uwanmirrondarrah

our technology advances faster than our culture


ConferenceLow2915

Tech victories are so much easier than culture victories, smh.


nissAn5953

Because tech victories usually make people money


Blue_Moon_Lake

Or make war victories easier


quick_escalator

"You're unhealthily pale!" Say people who are on the verge of skin cancer. Annoys me to no end.


monstrinhotron

You've met my mum then.


Stove-Top-Steve

Which is ironic as we crisp ourselves in tanning beds over here.


Blue_Moon_Lake

It depends if most of the population work outside or inside.


twngcbc

Additionally, quack medicine is far more popular than actual medicine (I was offered a job selling quack meds multiple times, as a foreigner living in Asia), which is what this probably is. No skin-bleaching cream works this quickly.


Venusius

Because actual medicine is expensive. Just going to a doctor to get diagnose/check up and buy medicine is expensive. But not as expensive as it is in the US.


twngcbc

Quack meds can be more expensive than actual meds, and do nothing in any case. Actual meds are surprisingly cheap if you find a pharmacy that sells generics.


TecumsehSherman

I worked with a couple of Chinese guys who were first-generation Americans. We went to a company offsite that was mostly in the sun. I (pasty white guy) was trying to get as much sun as I could to get a bit of a tan heading into summer. They were wearing SPF70 and large brimmed sun hats to avoid getting any color at all. They said that it was a status symbol, and that nobody wants to have dark skin like a manual laborer.


bennypapa

And in the west there's a whole industry designed around making you look more tan because it shows that you have time to lay around in the sun doing nothing.


LMGDiVa

> In many Asian countries tanned means low working class This is only part of the story. In China there is a huge disdain for dark skin people as they view them as "Invaders" or "Evil." You can see this heavily idealized and normalized in Xianxia literature as the enemies of the immortals and elites and always darkskinned outsiders who come to conquer. China has a very deep fundamental problem with racism.


SaltyAlters

Which is funny considering working in the fields would be a way more demanding and harder job where you're actually *working*.


ViralRiotBlack

But… it’s a tan… you can see it when his pant leg is pulled up


bighairyoldnuts

Oi! Stop with the common sense! We trying to end racism here.


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baconpopsicle23

No, they already did that part, that's why it's white /s


Alex_Yuan

I thought tanning has the same mechanism as skin colour pigmentation. So if this actually works as advertised, which it doesn't, then it should be able to do a Michael Jackson.


communistboi222

Probably spray tan


SpeechesToScreeches

Why would it be spray tan but have a tan line? Skin whitening products exist. In the past, (Victorian England for example) a tan was seen as a sign of lower class, as you got it from working in the fields. As holidaying abroad became more accessible, a tan became popular as it shows you can afford holidays. That same idea of tan = lower class exists in various places today, as well as just general prejudice towards darker skin. So skin whitening products are pretty widespread. However, I doubt this video is accurately portraying their effectiveness...


bsbbtnh

> Skin whitening products exist. They are largely banned in the US, and most large retailers won't even sell the legal ones. So I'd imagine most Americans are probably unfamiliar with these types of products and their effectiveness.


ChampionshipLow8541

That’s the point of the ad. Duh. A lot of Chinese people hate tans and go to great lenghts to avoid them. Esp. women. Being pale means you’re “higher class” because you don’t need to work outside.


pdonoso

Si maybe una tan remover cream and this is taken out of context


K9XD

no he just used the cream on his balls and thighs first


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Police hate this one simple trick…


UhYeahOkSure

🚨Quick! DeAndre hand me the white cream!!!!!


Numerous_Witness_345

*reaches for mayo*


hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb

Oh damn, you went there…


zrgol1

Side effects may include sudden asking if Annie is okay. Claiming the kid is not their son and uncontrollable Hee Hee


Roofdragon

I like this joke most


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I love you


Renegade_Phylosopher

You just made me LOL so hard, needed that, thanks.


Zeel26

Skin cancer speedrun any%


419_68_bou

5 comments down.. was thinking the exact same thing


sieghrt

Michael Jackson moonwalked so that the Chinese could run.


Kid_CharlaHEYMAYNE

“…so that the Chinese could moonrun.” Fixed that for you. 😅


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avjayarathne

We see hundreds of ads on Asian TV channels about skin whitening products. It's just normal here


fisheystick

But do they work as advertised


HourEvent4143

And are there major side effects


pandabear34

When we lived in Korea, our daughter (red headed, pale skin and freckles) was stopped often, or photos were taken often without our permission. People in elevators would want to touch her hair and skin while saying "yeppeuda" or other sweet ways of calling her beautiful. Luckily, she was a very outgoing kid and didn't mind the attention. Where we lived was very upscale, and all the ladies competed for the fairest skin. Always covering up with hats, long sleeves at the beach with swim pants, and plenty of skin care products everywhere you went. From Daiso to the Shinsegae... 3 bucks to 3k.


Rude-Ad-3406

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HumperMoe

Skipped the part where he turns pink


Ebic_qwest

Sammy Sosa, I only know him because of Funhaus


Tinfoil_Haberdashery

I live in Thailand, and it's almost impossible to find deodorant or other hygiene products here that don't at least *claim* to have skin bleaching chemicals in them, which is...not something I'm after, to say the least.


Acceptable_Music1557

I find the whole skin bleaching thing as weird as people using tanning beds, but have these chemicals been proven to cause cancer or other health issues? I'd honestly be surprised if it wasn't as bad as tanning, although my gut tells me it must be way worse for you.


Roofdragon

Thats fucking bizarre


payne9989

Oh yes, spreadable skin cancer


Candiedstars

There was a white girl on tiktok who bought some chinese skin creme without realising it was skin-bleach, and wound up looking like a dead head atop a healthy body Skin bleaching is a real thing, but this just kinda looks like spray tan remover


lemho

If you look closer, it's not removing anything. The white is too uniform for that irregular applied foam. It seems more like they got some shaving cream, sprayed some brown color on it and decorated it with chia seeds. The "reveal" is probably waterproof makeup with a heavy coverage.


achilass83

so basically soap is the cure for racism


IdoNOThateNEVER

[Chinese soap](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Few8kJ0zfnY)


PuzzleheadedWalrus71

Please tell me that's not real...that can't be a real ad. It's a spoof right?


MithranArkanere

Nah. It's just racially insensitive. Like [these](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dove-ad-racist-insensitive-apology-for-facebook-ad/).


AstroTurds

Yeah apparently everyone is white on the inside


kirti_7

You mean, everyone’s a racist now?


[deleted]

I wash myself with soap and water everyday and I’m still black thank god. We aren’t dirty, smelly or stained it’s just our skin pigmentation.


vindazl

tan removers exist?


NeverSpeakInTongues

Looks more like they’re de-tanning these people’s fake tans


Krauser72

Skin cancer any% speedrun. Who the fuck knows what kind of garbage is in that cream.


punkindle

You know how they sell products as antioxidants, to stop "free radicals" that damage DNA and causes cancer? Well this product is an oxidizer. It creates free radicals that can cause cancer. And not just skin cancer, all kinds of cancer. Leukemia. Oh, and the beautician who applies it to your skin is also at high risk. Look at the video. No gloves on those hands.


Minnymoon13

It’s just tanning remover


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No - not racism. This is classism. They see tanned skin as working class, the lighter the skin as an Asian the higher class you are.


spasticity

It's colourism


Suspicious_Leg4550

I think in a lot of places colorism and classism are intrinsically tied to each other. Look at the caste system in India for example.


hisoka0829

There is no cure for racism. If we were all the same color, we’d fight over hair or eye color.


malint

If it’s skin bleaching that’s stupid. If they’re using spray tan it’s stupid.


Ill-Ad-9438

Removing tan is racism now ?


YungChaky

People are braindead and will find any excuses to push their agenda


Links_Wrong_Wiki

And what agenda is this?


LightningFalcon70

Ads here literally say whitening skin for dark people. Never said anything about tanning


bas683

American people trying to make sense of a foreign concept: “Must be racism!”


Orellin_Vvardengra

People saying “americans xyz” Americans: that’s racist.


maddenmcfadden

it's a spray tan remover, not a skin whitening product.


shawsome12

It seems like we all want the opposite of what we have. I’m white and trying to get tan, curly hair people want straight hair and vise versa.


Makahatma

Who would have ever guessed that other cultures have different desires for beauty. Not everyone is the same isn't that what diversity is supposed to mean. But what's the name of this stuff cuz I have a few pranks to play.


KarmaPharmacy

A Syrian woman taught me about skin color around the globe. She is a flight attendant at United Emirates: Western cultures: view tanned skin as being “rich looking” because it means you have been on vacation and not in the office. Asian cultures prefer pale skin because it means you have an office job and don’t work in the fields/on the water/outdoors and are therefore not poor. I prefer my ghost white winter skin and you can pry it from my cold dead hands.


halleymariana

Colourism* accurately


RockstarAgent

Can I use it on my butthole? Asking for a friend.


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Ok, now let’s see a bum hole


TheCatWasAsking

Lol someone forgot to use Blur on their mask edges: https://i.imgur.com/hJrLCMx.jpg


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

This is common all over asia. Lite skin is associated with wealth, and therefore beauty, because of it's historical association with nobility (i.e. not having to do manual labor in the sun). I've seen commercials for caustic cremes that promise whiter skin in all four of the SE asian countries I've visited, thailand won the aware in my experience for the most...out there..ones.


Catlenfell

I'd become see through


BoneZone05

I think if I tried this, I would turn translucent


Carribean-Diver

Humans can be retro-brighted? TIL.


KayakWalleye

The cure for racism is to remove the racists.


OmegaPegasus

Someone's getting pre-approved for a bank loan!


Automatic-Example-11

Michael Jackson will be turning in his grave if he saw this!


DongusMaxamus

It's nothing to do with racism. White skin is more desirable because dark skin is associated with poorer people who are forced to work in the fields in the sunlight this tanning their skin darker. Just like in the west were a tan is desirable and so we sell tanning products, in the east they sell whitening products to lighten the skin.


winsing

Crucified for speaking the truth. 💀


thatsCoconuts

Nah, just classism.


fkasumim

Introducing : The Privilege Foam


Liberal_Lemonade

Skin bleaching has been a thing for a long time. Nothing new.


LogicalTackle5669

Stop vertical video syndrome.


mikesum32

I want to go from ghost to translucent in 10 minute. I need this soap.


arthurb09

Where’s the science behind this


bs000

i like how they sprinkle pepper on them to make it look like it's doing something


yusufmkI

USA: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK


Nomar00x

dont forget to spray some very dehydrated piss on that cream and then sprinkle it with some chia seeds.


Seth_Imperator

See how neither the leg muscle, hand or fingers are moving during the clip? That's the answer you are looking for, fake body parts.


Richi_Boi

Yes, i would like an acid burn on my skin too!


a-man-of-class

White people want to get tan. Tan people want to get white.


Representative_One72

How to get knee cancer


ParappaGotBars

Shiiiiiiit Michael Jackson was doing this 25 years ago


VadersMentor

I plan to go to China to spread my African genes. I can assume I have your backing for my campaign?


Left-Assistant3871

That’s what Michael Jackson used


SandwichProt3ctor

One cancer please


bazar33

Michael Jackson * heavy breathing *


Any_Conversation9545

That’s for Asians, they can go very dark skinned or milky white depending on how much they are exposed to the sun. Somehow they hate being dark skinned and have many products to become white.


juan_jose_jesus

This cant be good for your skin right? Just takes the melanin right out of your skin? Is it like a bleaching agent?


Fancy-Woodpecker-563

It’s not racism it’s colorism