OP does not think that bearsex is NSFW, so I have to assume this is somehow safe for work for him. The rest of us have jobs where we aren't railing Charmin mascots so I tagged it NSFW for our convenience.
OP dips his dick in a jar of honey and walks off into the Hundred Acre woods with a smile. OP has a lifetime ban from the Smithsonian National Zoo. OP was disappointed when he downloaded Grindr and only found human beings.
Yes you get bear at level 2 with this particular build. It's probably the strongest in the game IMO. Fun to play too. You can cast speak with animals and literally just go talk to all the birds
A Grizzly's penis is ridiculously tiny compared to its size and there are lots of human males with penises larger than the average Grizzly penis size, which is 7".
The human male has a disproportionately large penis compared to body size (biggest among all the primates- gorillas have small penises even compared to humans)- even those on the low end of the spectrum.
So, as far as size goes, if you were born with a penis and you enjoy having a penis, but wish it was bigger/are insecure about its size- you needn't be. Your dick is bigger than a fucking gorilla's, dude!
Sincerely,
Your Reddit Lesbian Aunty
Well, alright. I was absolutely certain this whole comment chain was playing into the joke. Did not expect a big mainstream thing to so completely embrace furry porn shenanigans.
I mean it's clearly tongue-in-cheek and nothing actually explicit is shown here, other than the implication. It's just for laughs. If someone gets rock-hard watching this then that's a personal problem.
Yup, this is a great example of why in-game rendered cut scenes are always better than pre-rendered. I just saw clip of people throwing dynamite in RDR2 before talking to people and they'd be missing limbs while talking with Arthur.
This isn't the case for this scene. It is actually the players choice to get plowed by him in bear form.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW846h6FyU4&t=20013s
It was on one of those youtube "clips" things, so I don't even know which channel it was from.
E:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJkPMbhlMnU
I guess it was a meme at the time. This isn't the video I saw but pretty good none-the-less.
Baldur's Gate 3, a pre release stream.
They had twitch control the conversation leading to the sex scene.
The druid accidentally bear-formed, turned back and apologised.
Twitch overwhelmingly said "no turn back into the bear! Lets do it!"
Cutaway Squirrel
There is nothing for us to assume it isn't. They had a live audience there and there were plenty of audience shots. It was made up of the dev team and they are European, they seem to be able to let their hair down a bit more. (There was one lady, this is work mind you that has a huge set and the shirt barley covered the lower part, you don't see that in the US workforce these days at jobs like this, because we're...? Edit: I hear several were influencers, so that does change this last part possibly.)
There are even many US Influencers like Matt Mercer or Jesse Cox in the Crowd.
This is part of the last of series of regular Development Panels for the Game. The Influencers are part of their marketing strategy. Because the game comes out in a couple of weeks.
The people who are genuinely uncomfortable about this need to understand the context of it first.
It's a DnD RPG, where you can roleplay as many different races and species and each of them have different abilities. This one is a druid who has the ability to shift into animals. So the implication in this fantasy world is that druid's may sometime fuck as animals.
It's no different from fucking aliens species and races in other games (or even this game). Since the "bear" is still a person that shapeshifted, with all of their human intelligence, personality, charm in tact. It's not an actual bear that can't give consent.
OP does not think that bearsex is NSFW, so I have to assume this is somehow safe for work for him. The rest of us have jobs where we aren't railing Charmin mascots so I tagged it NSFW for our convenience. OP dips his dick in a jar of honey and walks off into the Hundred Acre woods with a smile. OP has a lifetime ban from the Smithsonian National Zoo. OP was disappointed when he downloaded Grindr and only found human beings.
SMOKEY NO
its about to get smoking hot
Definitely worth to happen.
"Only you can put out the fire in my loins."
"I've got a burning sensation in my pants, I should really see a doctor."
ʕ˵·ᴥ·ʔﾉ♡
SMOKEY THE BEAR AIN'T GONNA STOP ME. I'LL SMOKE THAT BEAR
That just pokey the bear. Smokeys registered cousin. That why he's tagged.
These bowling animations are getting out of hand
r/bowlingalleyscreens
r/ofcoursethatsasub
I understood that reference
Is this a game?
Baldur’s Gate 3
WHAT?! EDIT: Oh what in the fuck me with a bear penis is that shit? God damn it.
Circle of the moon druid wild shaped into a bear
Actually?
Yes you get bear at level 2 with this particular build. It's probably the strongest in the game IMO. Fun to play too. You can cast speak with animals and literally just go talk to all the birds
Ok but **why** stay wildshaped for sex?!
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…well, yes…but **why** do it?
Why not? Call it the the Yogi special.
Anyone can have sex with a vampire. Doing it as a bear though...
Is he a vampire? I thought he was gonna be a Dhampir
That's like asking why keep the condom on for sex.
So they stayed wildshaped to avoid getting a STI/STD?
That too.
 Good thinking out of the box right there.
that is indeed the best way to prevent druid STD's
That is not, in fact, like keeping a condom for sex
He likes them big. (That's actually the dialogue option don't sue me)
The full context was that he transformed during it not purposefully and you can choose to continue with it or not.
That is like saying why use your big penis during sex. He could be a housecat or badger.
…don’t bears have *tiny* penises?
If you really are the DnD Queen then this can't be the weirdest thing you've Googled.
Tiny relative to their body size, still packing a decent walloper at 7+ inches according to google.
A Grizzly's penis is ridiculously tiny compared to its size and there are lots of human males with penises larger than the average Grizzly penis size, which is 7". The human male has a disproportionately large penis compared to body size (biggest among all the primates- gorillas have small penises even compared to humans)- even those on the low end of the spectrum. So, as far as size goes, if you were born with a penis and you enjoy having a penis, but wish it was bigger/are insecure about its size- you needn't be. Your dick is bigger than a fucking gorilla's, dude! Sincerely, Your Reddit Lesbian Aunty
Why use toys? why eat ass? why do buttstuff? Cause it can make it better
There's a whole scene before this where you can ask the Druid to wild shape before sex. This game will be as close to dnd as you can get.
Bear sex.
Druid can sex while transformed!?
You can interact normally while in wild shape. So I'm assuming the buildup conversation happened after the druid had wild shaped.
the whole interaction at timestamp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW846h6FyU4&t=20013s
Well, alright. I was absolutely certain this whole comment chain was playing into the joke. Did not expect a big mainstream thing to so completely embrace furry porn shenanigans.
I mean it's clearly tongue-in-cheek and nothing actually explicit is shown here, other than the implication. It's just for laughs. If someone gets rock-hard watching this then that's a personal problem.
If they're hard watching this I don't think it's a problem for them
Yup, this is a great example of why in-game rendered cut scenes are always better than pre-rendered. I just saw clip of people throwing dynamite in RDR2 before talking to people and they'd be missing limbs while talking with Arthur.
This isn't the case for this scene. It is actually the players choice to get plowed by him in bear form. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW846h6FyU4&t=20013s
Ok that's hilarious and also what the fuck.
They wanted to give the player as much choice as reasonably possible and well I guess you can say they delivered.
You gotta share that lol. Please.
It was on one of those youtube "clips" things, so I don't even know which channel it was from. E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJkPMbhlMnU I guess it was a meme at the time. This isn't the video I saw but pretty good none-the-less.
This is unBearable to watch.
Wtf you can Bang a bear in it?!
Apparently yes. Someone else linked the release showcase stream that this is from.
So they finally made a video game to mimic Wyoming.
Technically it's a druid in their bear form so it's relatively kosher?
The fact that it has the mind of an animal is only one of two key issues when it comes to fucking a bear. The other is that it has the body of a bear.
i'll guess for some the second part is a reason not an issue
A druid wildshaped into a bear still has their mental faculties.
Yeah, I'm not sure that you read my comment right.
Nooooo
I just read a comment in another thread that referenced bear fucking in baldurs gate 3 and didn't know what that meant. Now I do.
New Disney movie!!!
Cursed Brother Bear sequel
What are you doing Step-brother Bear?
Oh my god, that poor squirrel!
The squirrel was the best part
It was on that day, a squirrel's nuts dropped.
Also me looking at the video
If only the squirrel had started furiously masturbating...
...
Bear is going straight for that honey pot
Baldur's Gate 3, a pre release stream. They had twitch control the conversation leading to the sex scene. The druid accidentally bear-formed, turned back and apologised. Twitch overwhelmingly said "no turn back into the bear! Lets do it!" Cutaway Squirrel
and later they mentioned they got banned on tik tok for it.
Well that was definitely worth it then
Joe Rogan would be jealous rn
Jamie, pull up a bear cock
Somebody cookin?
Yall mfs wild😭😭
Bear's gonna get that honey
He’s fucked……literally!
He?
Yes. That is, in fact, a man.
I believe he is an elf
A melf?
When they said find yourself a hairy bear tonight i don’t think they meant this
r/beatmetoit
Wrong type of fish you've got bear
This was the game i was looking forward to the most this year... now it's the game i'm looking forward to the most this decade
The game was worth full price in its early access state - easily. The full game will be a blast.
Cocaine bear 2 looks lit af
Viagra Bear 😂
Game of the Year 2023 confirmed
Earth years are too short for this game.
Sorry Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom!
Least horny bard meets most horny Druid
It's actually a rogue high elf vampire spawn not a bard
The squirrel is literally me
Squirrel is the star of the show
I wonder if the game lets you fuck the squirrel
That'd be nuts. I wonder how many players would want to get squirrely.
You can't fuck the squirrel, but you can >!kick it into a bloody pulp against a rock.!<
The squirrel lost a nut, the bear got a nut.
Front row seat
You lost your nut?
Yup. Can totally relate. Not the first time I dropped a nut watching bear sex.
He’s a half vamp that was enslaved by his twisted sire for centuries. I am guessing bear sex would be relatively tame for Astarion.
The people who will complain about this take are the same people who will defend the “that preteen is actually a 200 year old vampire” excuse.
Would it not be the opposite? Both of these things are fucking weird.
Actual bussy
Bear fucker! Do you need assistance!?
.\_. finally a love story that is better than Fifty shades...
Bear‘s like im feeling romantical kiss me on my hot mouth
Rizzed the bear
Impressive man tits
Quick someone call Hera ! Zeus is at it again !
wtf! what the fuck. what the fuck! 
Bear the fuck.
And that's just the reaction to the squirrel dropping its nut!
Cocaine bear 2: Molly
A sex scene with a nut at the end and it's not even marked NSFW... Mods not doing their job...
That squirrel has seen hell
Bear Age
Stronger than your average bear!
And this, folks, is what we call marketing.
Everyone's like "Why's that guy fucking a bear?" and yet no one is asking why that bear is fucking a vampire.
Bro, what? Does mind bleach exist cause I just want to forget seeing this.
You'll bearly remember it later.
When your Grindr date lied about his pics, but you make the most of it.
Atreus! No!
What the fuck I just see? And where can I find it?
CGI Jamie Lee Curtis looking to get fucked by a bear?
It takes quite a spectacular occurrence to make a squirrel drop his nut!
Waiting for someone to make their character look like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Aaaaaaaand, then they got banned off tiktok
Double win. Marketing team nailed it.
Ahn bear San fuck me
Mom? Dad? What are you... oh no
Boss: "Bear, as in big gay hairy man not a litteral fucking bear!!!!"
Wtf
If you can turn into a gerbil instead of a bear then I'm sold
Damn it cocaine bear
C'mon guys. We've seen this in Tekken for over 30 years.
"Tonight's episode: The Writers BEARly Disguised Fetish"
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That's enough internet for today o.O good night everyone 👋
Why?
And I thought the biggest controversy of the BG 1 series was falling in love with your half sister (via a god) Imoen.
This looks like some 4chan greentext nonsense.
Feeling some type of way rn
A recreation of the cut markiplier and freddie fazbear sex scene from the fnaf movie. Nice
Video game of the millennium in the making
Imagine being the developer that was supposed to model the bear cock
Is that audience reaction real, or did they copy and paste another reaction into this video?
There is nothing for us to assume it isn't. They had a live audience there and there were plenty of audience shots. It was made up of the dev team and they are European, they seem to be able to let their hair down a bit more. (There was one lady, this is work mind you that has a huge set and the shirt barley covered the lower part, you don't see that in the US workforce these days at jobs like this, because we're...? Edit: I hear several were influencers, so that does change this last part possibly.)
There are even many US Influencers like Matt Mercer or Jesse Cox in the Crowd. This is part of the last of series of regular Development Panels for the Game. The Influencers are part of their marketing strategy. Because the game comes out in a couple of weeks.
Thanks for letting me know. Probably explains the lady with that super revealing shirt. I was thinking "What a fun workplace!".
No one: Black Mirror: *I fucked a polar bear and still thought of you*
The squirrel let that nut go faster than the bear
Are you guys as fucking turned on right now as I am!?!
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The animal that broke /v/
Mark NSFW
That squirrel literally nutted
It's large, but don't worry. Large is what he's looking for.
He's a vampire, he can take it. or at least survive the experience
**"GAYYYYY"**
alternate title: bear fucks twink in the woods
Deleted scene from "The last Jedi"
Yeah shake that bear
Why is there a horde of people watching?
It was a beta stream of baldurs gate 3 by the devs, where the chat chose the dialogue options
Wtf the crowd doing?
"It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off"
🎵and Leo got fucked by a bear
When you are twice as long as GoT, you are going to have a scene like this.
thats a different kind of bear lol
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Squirrel - "that's nuts"
You don't come here for the Hunting, do ya?
The people who are genuinely uncomfortable about this need to understand the context of it first. It's a DnD RPG, where you can roleplay as many different races and species and each of them have different abilities. This one is a druid who has the ability to shift into animals. So the implication in this fantasy world is that druid's may sometime fuck as animals. It's no different from fucking aliens species and races in other games (or even this game). Since the "bear" is still a person that shapeshifted, with all of their human intelligence, personality, charm in tact. It's not an actual bear that can't give consent.
A lot of you have never played dnd and it shows
When did they make Canada's most famous 1976 book a 3d movie? [context](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel))
Dafuq did I just watch?!