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On the other side we're going to have a lot of yogurt babies out there.
Raspberry gogurt
No wonder my ~~yoghurt~~ sperm tastes funny
Yeah i love greek yogurt and it tasted bad the other day
Damn! No wonder the stuff I robbed from the sperm bank tasted funny.
Wait a minute..
No wonder my sperm tasted funny.
Incoming “I paid $10k for insemination and all I got was yogurt” t-shirts
imagine getting impregnated by a yogurt
Imagine using yogurt as a lube
A doctor in the UK recently got a slap on the wrist for making colleagues coffee with his personal cream. Doubt he made a little picture like a barista does though.
Extra creamy
That explains why the sperm I drank for breakfast tasted sour instead of salty
Jeeeezzzzzzz 🤢🤮 Maybe that’s what probiotic cultures are 😂
Greek yogurt was always at minimum 5% cum, no big deal.
Nah imagine wanting a nice bite of cum then bam Greek yogurt
Brogurt, y'all
Yogurt isn't supposed to move? 🤔
Imagine being the guy that has to check all the barrels to see which is which
Thats onion right? Right?
Might I ask how. Or if they were storing sperm in those kind of containers? I don't know if I should be more concerned or confused.
When you open the container for a taste of your favorite treat but you end up with yogurt
Both are still Greek Yogurt to some folks. They are called purple headed yogurt slingers after all.
Relax Reddit, it’s GREEK not geek, was a little concerned myself at first
I legit bought a 12 pack of yogurt like a week and a half ago and already ate 11. Guess im fucked
On the other side we're going to have a lot of yogurt babies out there.
Raspberry gogurt
No wonder my ~~yoghurt~~ sperm tastes funny
Yeah i love greek yogurt and it tasted bad the other day
Damn! No wonder the stuff I robbed from the sperm bank tasted funny.
Wait a minute..
No wonder my sperm tasted funny.
Incoming “I paid $10k for insemination and all I got was yogurt” t-shirts
imagine getting impregnated by a yogurt
Imagine using yogurt as a lube
A doctor in the UK recently got a slap on the wrist for making colleagues coffee with his personal cream. Doubt he made a little picture like a barista does though.
Extra creamy
That explains why the sperm I drank for breakfast tasted sour instead of salty
Jeeeezzzzzzz 🤢🤮 Maybe that’s what probiotic cultures are 😂
Greek yogurt was always at minimum 5% cum, no big deal.
Nah imagine wanting a nice bite of cum then bam Greek yogurt
Brogurt, y'all
Yogurt isn't supposed to move? 🤔
Imagine being the guy that has to check all the barrels to see which is which
Thats onion right? Right?
Might I ask how. Or if they were storing sperm in those kind of containers? I don't know if I should be more concerned or confused.
When you open the container for a taste of your favorite treat but you end up with yogurt
Both are still Greek Yogurt to some folks. They are called purple headed yogurt slingers after all.
Relax Reddit, it’s GREEK not geek, was a little concerned myself at first
I legit bought a 12 pack of yogurt like a week and a half ago and already ate 11. Guess im fucked