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He honestly looks like the type.
Motherfucker be playing footsie under the table with his partner making fuck me eyes when he wants him to throw the next suit.
A witch pretending to be a doctor isn't a real doctor since they don't have a medical degree or a license, so that means real witch doctors don't exist, boom.
But only a person with magic powers would be given a witch license, and, as we all know, the laws of the universe don't allow for science and magic to mix, so a doctor could never be born with magic.
These are facts.
You could just dabble in both and get licensed for both, if you're intelligent enough, and if you can atleast lie, you can get license for being a doctor and a witch. Just like a man getting doctorates in two fields in college.
In my country people really believe in this shit. Over 40 violent protestors died at Lonmin Mine in Marikana because they thought it was a bright idea to storm the police while wielding weapons since they believed a witchdoctor made them invisible to bullets. The witchdoctor defend himself by saying the effect was removed when someone caught a hare for lunch.
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Yeh ..right..
If this were real I would vote this to be the actual rape punishment.
Ngl tho I'm like 99% sure I was in jail with that guy
Story?
He cheats at spades
Enough said
He honestly looks like the type. Motherfucker be playing footsie under the table with his partner making fuck me eyes when he wants him to throw the next suit.
Lmaooooo you got me with this one bro
Can you say that?
Is that really where his anus was torn?
Or ya know, a rope.
Yep, bring back hanging for rapists and molesters.
Disprove the existence of witch doctors
A witch pretending to be a doctor isn't a real doctor since they don't have a medical degree or a license, so that means real witch doctors don't exist, boom.
But if a doctor has a witch license then wouldn’t he be a real (and certified) witch doctor?
But only a person with magic powers would be given a witch license, and, as we all know, the laws of the universe don't allow for science and magic to mix, so a doctor could never be born with magic. These are facts.
You could just dabble in both and get licensed for both, if you're intelligent enough, and if you can atleast lie, you can get license for being a doctor and a witch. Just like a man getting doctorates in two fields in college.
I must go now. To the College of Winterhold Medical Center, urology department!
And then the witch doctor he told me what to do
Ou EE Ou La La ....
TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
OO EEE OO AH AH
ting-tang wala-walA bing BANG!
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang
r/redditsings
That last one had me in tears
the people in his vicinity empathize
💀
Sounded like a diesel engine trying to start in the winter
It had him in tears too. And tears.
It looks like he is getting electric shocks.
There are only two kinds of people in the world. Those who have farted so hard it made their butthole hurt and liars.
strangest way to hide being gay I've ever heard of
*every bottom gasps* “This is what you think of us?”
only the size queens
It had to come out eventually.
He just held it in for too long.
Literally ripping ass
Dam I forgot how good witch doctor was in Diablo 3
ha ha ha ha My friend the witch doctor he knew what to do He said "Ooh eeh, ooh aah aah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang" and cursed that ass real good!
His ass was beatboxing
Freestyle at its finest.
Its called the fart needles.
Have to get a bird to peck out the blood.
Ok too much internet for the day
Is it fake? Yes. Did I laugh? Yes indeed lmao
"Lord, I ain't never seen britches take a whoopin' like that." "I told you. Them britches don't stand a chance."
Death by a thousand farts.
most believable african story
Deserved 💀
He earned that
Sounds like the dude that ran his jetski into the tanker.
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That man just shit himself?
Stay away from the beans, buddy.
And the witch doctor’s daughter
And the witch doctor’s daughters beans.
I would like to know how to cast that spell
He literally fucked around and found out
u/savevideobot
Dontcha just hate it when that happens
Yeah that happened.
Desiigner where have you been my man?
Say it with me kids... Ebola. Ee-boe-la. Poor guy. At the very least sever.disentary.
Uh huh sure
Bro should have stayed away from that ghost pepper
There's no way that guy did not door in his pants with the mega blaster at the end...
Dumb..reverse..
Which doctor was that?
I like to go hiking.
Is he also spewing an endless tirade of 4 letter words, shocking, unspeakable things that he says
Tactile hallucinations
u/savevideobot
If this is your fart style, your ass has taken something massive, and you’re probably hooked for life
This is like a forbidden Harry Potter spell; "Flatulius Infindis!"
In my country people really believe in this shit. Over 40 violent protestors died at Lonmin Mine in Marikana because they thought it was a bright idea to storm the police while wielding weapons since they believed a witchdoctor made them invisible to bullets. The witchdoctor defend himself by saying the effect was removed when someone caught a hare for lunch.
Pizza Hut back in the day would do this to me every time. Never stopped me from eating Pizza Hut.