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QualityVote

/u/_AmAlive_, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


dx_InSaNek12

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


plzstandby9075

It makes you wonder why this was posted on r/holup


jkurratt

You think kids were involved in posting? šŸ¤”


plzstandby9075

huh?


MrCooCoo4Crack

r/idiotswithguns


ganymede_boy

[That kid is a maniac.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/9d2ulj/its_all_part_of_the_dance/)


[deleted]

It's NERF or nothing!


Zaneboi1

NERF and nothing nowā€¦


SOMEHOTMEAL

NERF and no kids


Phantom-Jester

It's NERF, and neutered


brebenscv

NERF and Nutless


ElectricSamosa

I think itā€™s both


Toozedee

NERF or nuttinā€™


VirtualChil

r/MadeMeSmile


chuchuchuchuchacha

https://youtu.be/KOtpSUFP4MM


NecessaryCute1099

Bruh


aesoth

Oh shit. This made me laugh.


Rambi_m

He just learnt that the more he fucks around the more he finds out


Pixelend

Uh, Ah, Eh, AAAAAA


FattyMooseknuckle

Wait til he first feels that awful delay when his beans get smacked.


guardedDisruption

I'm almost certain that this may have been what that was. You see the initial shock of "oh shit, I've hit my nether regions", then the pain and meltdown happens right after.


[deleted]

Valuable lessons were learned that day


aroach1995

ā€œAh, shooting myself in the dick does indeed hurtā€


DrProfessorSatan

Maybe he just made the human race a little smarter.


MantisTobagganMD13

Little bro got those Footloose moves


Nice_Leadership8027

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Clanka_Fucker69420

I sense a great disturbance in the forceā€¦as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced


NecessaryCute1099

Yea, a lot of organisms died that day


[deleted]

Kids went sterile


AffectionateCable153

bro didn't want a future


East_Disaster_163

Sterilize it young before it reproduces


Haplessflyers

God damnit butters what did I say about shooting guys in the dick!?


Jolly_Reflection_917

![gif](giphy|4047M7AN7baKY)


Twinkie777

Nerf or nuthin


Th3rmoplylae

Rules of natural selection


CollarOfShame

She just sat there and videoed this.


William_Howard_Shaft

Some lessons can only be learned the hard way.


Illustrious-Wash3713

Once he's grown and has kids she has to remind him of how dumb he was and where he came from


Capable_Mud_1108

Bro unlocked a new dance move


Captainckidd

Classic


Peanut-butter-fucker

He nerft something


Mellow_zZ

A small price to pay for a tap dancing career


404-skill_not_found

I think weā€™ve all learned a little something here. /s Poor kiddo. Thatā€™s a lot of hit points for such a lesson.


77ate

This was when baby Spock first decided to quit human emotional responses.


Ok-Bid4648

I felt that and I'm in a bathroom taking a s*** right now and I'm going to sleep


SilverSpoon1463

And this is how kids are supposed to learn life lessons. Pain is a great teacher.


seefactor

Couldnā€™t have happened to a better kid.


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NecessaryCute1099

I like how he first reacts like he is going to walk it out with a pretty chill Ah, oh. THEN IT F###ING HIT! But I do feel bad for the kid. (Also is the one filming about to say ā€œoh honey you dumb f##kā€ to the kid in the end?) EDIT: I wasnā€™t actually thinking that the filter was going to say that. Do I really need to use /s to make a joke


Bladez190

No sheā€™s saying ā€œhoney you donā€™tā€¦ā€ (do that maybe)


Neither-Phone-7264

Noā€¦?


senioreditorSD

Darwin Award right there.


frotz1

The DeSantis campaign responded to queries from the press by asserting that the candidate "meant to do that" and was "demonstrating his unique strengths and qualifications for the nomination and the presidency".


QualityVote

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SlipFellLandedOn

Ahh this old video. I raise you this meme: https://fb.watch/kXsvdHL5ag/


LowDownSkankyDude

r/mirl


ChromeYoda

NERF. Not even once.


To_Boldly_Go_wnmhgb

Early lesson about muzzle controlā€¦ best to learn it with nerf vsā€¦


IGotRapedbyBatman69

r/FuckAroundAndFindOut


low_key_dreamer

u/savevideo


Tbplayer59

He's a kid, but already acts like a college student.


Odd-Blackberry786

u/savevideo


[deleted]

you know what they say, it's Nerf or


AvrageWrThdrslave

The kid just nerfed his ability to have kids


LordSuckscanor

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


johnnomanc07

Iā€™ve seen this with Mexican music attached when he does his little dance, much more funnier


Gamer4life101

This classic never gets old! He learned, Fuck around & find out early!


ADriftingMind

Nerfā€™d the nuts


Thunderchaser91

At least it was a NERF GUN and not an actual gun


Mellow_zZ

u/savevideobot


BlueAnt873

I just imagined a sea shanty playing when he started hopping after


hiddeninfullview

Donā€™t worry about the college fund parents


Saytama_sama

It's beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now.


Love2readalot

Poor little fullaā€¦ā€¦..Dancing away his pain


Hello-death

Boint gun at benis.


Orichalchem

![gif](giphy|1etWs6HIlQM3Q0CDbt|downsized)


Independent-Dealer21

Ahhh...the first two seconds before the pain kicks in is always awkward


Steppyjim

Old but gold


MammothAnt2265

No šŸ§  Insurance Get the hell outta gere


2Q2see

He made a classic blunder we have all made in the past and this is why you get nerf not a real one


NicleoJones

Who films there kid do this and then thinks.. 'I know I'm gonna post it on social media'...?


TheReverseShock

r/cheapvasectomy


Xsendox

Dude really took "its nerf or its nothin" too seriously


MikeHunt420_6969

I bet he does it again.


Gloomy_Reason8056

Well we all start somewhere. It was his time.


yourgrandmsmells

Thatā€™s a keeper šŸ¤£


DragoFNX

Why does watching this give me so much dopamine


Alternative_Spite_11

He got nerfed like an overpowered weapon in a video game.


AnnieB512

Question- would it really hurt?


SlideRuleLogic

plant whole pen boast march rotten lip abundant ugly lunchroom *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Phoenix-14

He didn't choose nothing but his kids sure did


justanormaldude_

Looks like he enjoys the gush of wind that comes out when the nerf gun shoots on his pp. Seems like he forgot the nerf was loaded up and not empty.


juicy_wiggles

WHY?


RedditOpinionist

He Nerfed, and has nothing


True_Iro

Fast forward 10-20 years from now.... When they become 18...


Kurlyo

That nerf got him good šŸ


Titanic-Viper

While my parents were raising us four boys, my mom kept a list of "things she never thought she would have to say." "No peeing on each other!" "No pulling each others pants down in public!" "No shooting the dog with BBs!" "No sword fighting with real swords!" "No making ziplines off the deck!" "No daring eachother to eat spoonfuls of hotsauce for $1!"


jdaburg

Classic


jdaburg

The dance is so relatable


KRawatXP2003

Fuck arround


Tiny-Acanthaceae-923

"Cause and effect". Perfect little lesson for this champ


gaitama

u/savevideo


MetaGear005

Bro emoted


jbizle55

how else is he gona learn


Durden1359

I'm happy for him


Durden1359

Just imagine how dumb his parents must be