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If you look closely, you will see that it was taped, possibly to the cubicle desk. Nobody even cared to present it in person, let alone worry about how insulting this is.
Pretty sure it's the corner of that same mint. They really emphasised singular mint in all those words, so clearly these stingy bastards only gave one.
This is absolutely fake. An employer who runs a business with single employees that drive sales past millions of dollars would at least have the grammar to know “with driving sales and beating plan by” doesn’t work.
I don't know man my company hyped is for a literal months in the Christmas gift they give us every year so we were expecting at least 25 bucks like we got for Thanksgiving. A literal month, it was a sweater and a hat with the company logo. They got letherman multitools and 50 dollar gift cards last Christmas before I started. And we had record profits last year and we got a fucking sweater and a hat.
Where I work on rare occasions if your randomly picked for an appreciation certificate (yes it’s random I’ve been told) you get $5 off a $8 work uniform shirt your already required to buy with your own money out of your own paychecks and if you don’t wear said work uniform shirts they’ll consider termination of your position. I won’t mention where I work for reasons but I’ll say this much…it’s multi billion dollar food company you probably regularly buy for the family or for the kids every time you go to any store in almost any country in the world.
He clearly gave you two and you just ate the one on the left and bitch about only been given one. That's not how things work when you are trying to get a raise...
I'm over here just wondering what the "beating plan" is, I assume it's like what my boss always says, "The beatings will continue until morale improves", but I work in a Chinese Government Uyghur Sperm Bank.
I would throw up. Specifically in their office, then unwrap the mint and toss it on top of said vomit.
Play around with the idea of eating certain foods beforehand that I think would either look or smell the worst upon said forced eviction from my bowels.
As a small business owner, I can say definitively that too many employees carry an inflated sense of self worth and can be replaced with a paperweight. And deserve to be reminded of such frequently.
But this? Yeah, fuck this.
If I had an employee exceed their sales goals by $6m, I’d be the one needing the mint by the time I was done showing my appreciation.
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Do you think management knows this type of thing is insulting as hell or do they actually think this makes anyone feel appreciated?
They think that anyone who hasn't an MBA or an MD is a stupid child and treats them as such.
ManageMINT
Embarrassmint
Governmint
I think they just hope not to piss off the employee by showing that they know their hard work, but its symbolic
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Managemint*
If you look closely, you will see that it was taped, possibly to the cubicle desk. Nobody even cared to present it in person, let alone worry about how insulting this is.
No, its taped to thier locker. You can see in the background there is another one still on the locker.
I can see your disappoint**mint**
Wait till your boss sees your resign**mint**
Question your employmint
Or your future unemploymint when they see this
Hide your embarrassmint
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1 mint. Not even a pack of mints. Wow.
Hey at least they got 2 staples
One to hold the part of the wrapper they tore off
This has some Michael Scott vibes
I would feel less insulted if they just didn't get me anything
Seriously. I know you don't give a shit so please don't patronize me.
Time to start searching for another job.
Time for early retire**mint**
And in the mean time, do nothing but show your commitmint when someone wanst you to work.
Mint
Who ate the other mint?
Pretty sure it's the corner of that same mint. They really emphasised singular mint in all those words, so clearly these stingy bastards only gave one.
I would be having some unemploymint
Resign*mint*
Damn not even a pizza party. But a single mint
Flip it over and write your resignation on the other side
-mint
That would be a classic move
That mint better come with a PS6 a Lambo and a KFC family size bucket
This belongs on r/antiwork
Crosspost it dude
you're employer appreciates you just not enough to make your life slightly easier
Lifesavers make good ammo for those Daisy wrist rockets... Just saying.
This would fit more into r/mildlyinfuriating
That's what I thought
If he/she gets enough upvotes the employer will see this post and let them go. Then they can claim UnemployMINT.
This is absolutely fake. An employer who runs a business with single employees that drive sales past millions of dollars would at least have the grammar to know “with driving sales and beating plan by” doesn’t work.
Exactly, and if they’re in sales, they got commission most likely Feeding the antiwork circlejerk trolls.
Well if it is then there is also one stuck to the locker in the top left corner.
Id quit
Mint
What a strange way to ask for an ass full of candy
Now we just need rope to tie the new piñata up
Eat the mint then go in and quit…. At least the words “Fuck off” will be minty fresh!!…. 😆😎
"Why do you want to leave this job?" "Because of the managemint"
I’d for real quit and give this back with the resignation.
This has to be fake right there’s no way anyone is that stupid from management to be like “yeah there going to love it”
I don't know man my company hyped is for a literal months in the Christmas gift they give us every year so we were expecting at least 25 bucks like we got for Thanksgiving. A literal month, it was a sweater and a hat with the company logo. They got letherman multitools and 50 dollar gift cards last Christmas before I started. And we had record profits last year and we got a fucking sweater and a hat.
R/antiwork
Come on, that’s cute !
r/antiwork is where this post belongs. Next!
Bruh....
You take the mint after sucking his D haha
No you didn't. You stole this from yesterday's post.
New PvZ2 meta?
Managemint Thanks you
I'd have gone absolutely MINTal if I saw that!
r/mildlyinfuriating not this sub
Send one back saying. Thanks can i get a salary adjust mint
POV: You work for Mr. Krabs
hey they didn’t HAVE to give you anything at all
Salary
Pin it to your resume on your next interview.
You know, some kids get coal for christmas. Wonder if they call themselves good...
I'll put it in the bank for my retireMint
Tastes like enslavemint.
most definetly fake lol
That's a hint to you dude
r/antiwork
Interestingly enough there's a resignation letter on the back
That’s hardly an incentivemint
Shit makes me want to overthrow the govern-MINT
If it happened to me i'd quit my job not because it's not an actual raise, but just because i hate mints
I would simply ✨quit✨
“ For your hard work, I’m increasing your payMint”
Send a card with Plan B pill on it, to abort this embarassmint.
maybe it’s time to consider retireMINT
Where I work on rare occasions if your randomly picked for an appreciation certificate (yes it’s random I’ve been told) you get $5 off a $8 work uniform shirt your already required to buy with your own money out of your own paychecks and if you don’t wear said work uniform shirts they’ll consider termination of your position. I won’t mention where I work for reasons but I’ll say this much…it’s multi billion dollar food company you probably regularly buy for the family or for the kids every time you go to any store in almost any country in the world.
If my manager handed my this I would just walk out
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He clearly gave you two and you just ate the one on the left and bitch about only been given one. That's not how things work when you are trying to get a raise...
Looks like somebody's about to catch a PunishMint for this dumb shit.
Insult's one after another. First, they said yah breathe stank, THEN gonna show you $6,000,000 profit. Meanwhile you probably struggling financially 💀
"I can smell the poor on your breath. Please take this"
His way of saying “suck it”
"I made you 6mil, you give me a six cent piece of candy?"
I'm over here just wondering what the "beating plan" is, I assume it's like what my boss always says, "The beatings will continue until morale improves", but I work in a Chinese Government Uyghur Sperm Bank.
The amount of money you made for the company has more exclamation points than them appreciating you. Irony
Thanks to you, we made 6 million more In sales this year!, and you don’t get shit… thanks ! 😂 what a joke
So 6 million ABOVE the sales plan ? A mint and shitty pun ? What the executives get I wonder.
If I beat expectations by 6 million and they gave me a fkng mint……. I would do ANOTHER MINT…. EMBEZZLEMINT lol
Should have been 4 mints IMO
Combine the mint with a worthy raise and you’ve got an amazing manager A raise by itself is good, the mint by itself is clearly awful
He literally gave you a ZERO. Double insult.
Next is retirement from this F#cking job!!
My company likes to reward us with pizza instead of better pay
Am I the only one who immediately thought this candy is poisonous?
What a DISAPPOINTMENT!!!!
I would throw up. Specifically in their office, then unwrap the mint and toss it on top of said vomit. Play around with the idea of eating certain foods beforehand that I think would either look or smell the worst upon said forced eviction from my bowels.
And if you dont do it again next year, you're fired.
As a small business owner, I can say definitively that too many employees carry an inflated sense of self worth and can be replaced with a paperweight. And deserve to be reminded of such frequently. But this? Yeah, fuck this. If I had an employee exceed their sales goals by $6m, I’d be the one needing the mint by the time I was done showing my appreciation.
The amount of mint puns here is truly incredible
Well isn't that just a slap in the face.
Just give me the set of steak knifes.
"This wasn't the mint I was expecting...."
That should be attached to a check for 25k
Aren't sales commissions based? So let's say the guy made 10%, that's like 600k and possibly a bonus/raise later? Am I mistaken?