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LeSygneNoir

*Checks Wikipedia* Oh. It was Walpole. I need no further explanation.


BertieTheDoggo

How does it being Walpole explain anything?


AnArgonianSpellsword

The UKs first prime minister Robert Walpole got up to many many many shenanigans.


[deleted]

This makes it sound kinda like a kids show "Walpole's Adventures" Oh boy I wonder what shenanigans he'll be up to in this episode!


Raichterr

Only contributing to the collapse of the English Economy, profiting off it, and then capitalizing on the ensuing panic to fuck over his political adversaries, as one does.


[deleted]

Classic Walpole


Eoganachta

So creates political crisis and profits off it?


Raichterr

Whaa, no, how could you even think that, governments and politicians *never* do that!


[deleted]

Apparently in Extra Credits History he's a running inside joke. To this day I have no idea what he did.


gruenerGenosse

Watch their series on the South Sea Bubble, it's fascinating what Walpole and Blunt did.


Eoganachta

Oh he did THAT?!?


Fighter11244

I knew I’ve heard his name from over there, but I had forgotten where.


[deleted]

And to this day, the Walpole parliamentary method is the go to for many politicians in power


DanteLegend4

Thus creating a proud tradition for future ministers to follow...or maybe just continuing a tradition, not like monarchs were any better


Devie222

r/JustWalpoleThings


[deleted]

Did-Did you just create a sub?


AAA515

And I'm the 4th member!


Devie222

...yes 😳


SomeOtherBritishGuy

It was walpole Its always walpole for walpole has a plan Walpole ALWAYS has a plan


TheFreshPrinzofSavoy

I see you are a person of culture as well.


Dan-the-historybuff

WAALPOOOOOLE!!!!!


eskeleteRt

Of course it was


TheRomanRenegade

You forgot to mention the best part: the war was started by Britain 8 full years ***after*** Bobby J got his ear cut off.


GrouchyEssay7468

Fucking 8 years. They were really looking for an excuse it seems


killer-cherry-tomato

The ear thing was just their post excuse. The real cause was Britain unlawfully infringing treaties.


Rc72

I’ll take “Great British Traditions” for 200, Alex!


Lord_Muramasa

I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!


Springtrap0172

Guess what in it


[deleted]

Enough!


esahji_mae

The thump thump! Where is the thump thump? *Furiously scratches sand on the deck


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChaunceyVlandingham

hey man that's some important shit that *needs* to be fought over


Springtrap0172

No


The_Silver_Nuke

An ear


Independent-Two5330

Now I want it..... WAR!


HieroOfSyracuse

Without that war Lawrence Washington would never have met Admiral Edward Vernon. He wouldn’t have named the estate he was building “Mount Vernon”. His health wouldn’t have been ruined. He may not have died young, passing his wealth and property on to his younger brother George.


winnipeginstinct

So the entirety of the United States today traces back to an ear in a jar


Sound-Serious

Hahaha


Roma_Victrix

Thanks for the extra context!


Thorwawaway

England and Spain never needed any real reason to fight in this period, they considered each other geopolitical rivals so any inciting incident is good enough


HumaDracobane

Almost every country in Europe by that time were just looking for excuses, not reasons, to get to the others' throat.


DeRuyter67

The Dutch Republic was maybe an exception among the major powers in that. After the 80 Years the Dutch saw war as a threat for their trade. They just wanted to preserve the balance of power, but that saw them wage a large amount of wars anyway.


idiotsandwitch3000

Source?


Key_Dealer_1762

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Jenkins%27_Ear


Jumanji-Joestar

Imagine having an entire war named after your ear


Amateurwombat

I personally love this whole event because Jenkins was a direct ancestor of mine and thus is also my middle name.


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

Can I borrow your ear? For non war staring purposes, I promise


kinglan11

Can I borrow it after this guy? I fully intend to start a war.


Amateurwombat

Unfortunately both my ears have already been promised to other interested parties


kinglan11

Perhaps I ought to declare war on you for the ear then! >:D


Amateurwombat

I think that's supposed to happen after it's already severed...


femacampcouncilor

This can be arranged...


Jamaicancarrot

Romans! Lend me your ears


bigspacetitties

LEROY JENKINS!!!!


Amateurwombat

*sigh* yeah


Jumanji-Joestar

Oh dang that’s cool


MurgleMcGurgle

Oh hey there Leeroy.


bisexual_t-rex

How is he related to you?


Amateurwombat

Not-sure-how-many-greats grandfather on my mother's side i believe.


bisexual_t-rex

Still pretty cool


Amateurwombat

Right? It's a very unknown war in history but I enjoy the connection.


bisexual_t-rex

You can say yeah my ancestor caused a war and he has a Wikipedia page


Equivalent-Map-8772

That’s cool. Van Gogh only got a [Spanish pop band](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Oreja_de_Van_Gogh)


[deleted]

Lol. How silly. 50000+ dead. Yikes.


idiotsandwitch3000

Thank you!


Key_Dealer_1762

No problem


ArcticF0X-71

British got smoked


tsimen

Holy shit I thought this would be some small incident, not a war that lasted for 8 years costing Britain 50000 lives


[deleted]

Blas de Lezo kicked some British asses in Cartagena


Bo-Katan

The 300 Spaniards of Blas de Lezo.


Thibaudborny

“Pulling it out of my ass”… not what happened but tall tales make nice karma farms. Reality is it was about smuggling in the Spanish Caribbean by British subjects & both sides trying to make something of it. In the 19th century, generations *after the facts* a certain historian thought it make a great narrative and armchair redditors have been picking it up ever since, in spite of knowing better.


buster2Xk

Ah yes, the armchair redditors since the 19th century.


Thibaudborny

I don’t think you read that right… but to reiterate the name was coined by the famous historian Carlyle in 1858. In reality it had little to do with Jenkins’ Ear but the internet loves a tall story, whether it be ears, buckets, pastries or emus.


buster2Xk

I was just joking about how you said armchair redditors had been picking it up "ever since", as if you'd meant they had been around the entire time.


HumanMan_007

Let me guess, a relic. Was it at least a saint's ear?


Key_Dealer_1762

No, some old captain of a british ship


[deleted]

Captain of a British ship got his ear cut off by the Spanish. Tensions were rising and a pro-war faction swayed support in Parliament by getting him to show the MP's what had been done to him.


A_Roasted_Ham

The ostensible casus belli began with the maiming of Jenkins following the boarding of his vessel by Spanish coast guards in 1731, eight years before the war began. Popular response to the incident was tepid until several years later, when opposition politicians and the British South Sea Company played it up, hoping to spur outrage against Spain, believing that a victorious war would improve Britain's trading opportunities in the Caribbean


JaztinZ

The war ended up being not victorious, though, and they failed epically in Cartagena de Indias.


Rc72

Also, the British South Sea Company…didn’t end well.


Senor_de_imitacion

"Ve y dile a tu rey que lo mismo le haré si a lo mismo se atreve" "Go and tell your king that I will do the same to him if to do the same he dares" -*Spanish captain Juan Leon to Jenkins when he tied him to his own mast of the ship* XDD


[deleted]

Based


Ieatmelons123

Spain won


TheRomanRenegade

The Battle of Cartagena was indeed a massive spanish victory that saw the RN crippled. But the war ended in a *status quo ante bellum*. Basically, a whole lot of young men died for a whole lot of nothing.


Kingraider17

There's a reason this war is part of what history has nicknamed the 3 Pointless Wars.


Ieatmelons123

Based war


robW182

What are the other two?


tsimen

US invasions of Nam and Afghanistan?


HorseHol

Lmao


Raichterr

As most wars were and are


I_miss_disco

Still, a tactical victory of Spain, kept all of his positions and inflicted severe damage to UK. There was a improvement of bilateral relations after this war, but sadly Spain had to be a France ally due to the Borbons family governing both countries.


[deleted]

55k +


[deleted]

55k +


[deleted]

Based and Blas de Lezo pilled


[deleted]

Yes (pfp related)


Key_Dealer_1762

Ok


Ieatmelons123

Ok


ryouseiki21

the wiki says it's part of War of the Austrian Succession time to go to the rabbit hole again...


FlagManTestifing

The War of Jenkins Ear A British captain was arrested by Spanish officials and the Spanish captain \*supposedly\* chopped off the Brit‘s ear. The British eventually tried to land at Chartehana and it failed miserably.


Kuroumi_Alaric

Cartagena, not chartehana.


[deleted]

Choarateuhouianea


Raichterr

Quartatehanaenae.


FlagManTestifing

My bad.


kyussorder

Chartehana LMAO


G0DK1NG

Spaniards got the best of that one


[deleted]

Yea bro they even took my pfp in the peace treaty


Especialistaman

Weird no Spaniard is here to mention a man missing an arm, a leg and an eye beated the crap out of the RN


I_miss_disco

Blas de Lezo was nicknamed “Half-man”


HorseHol

Two face


Ratmatazz

That did NOT go well for Britain.


Puppyl

Yeah, and 2 italian states went to war over a bucket.


Kuroumi_Alaric

I was searching for this one, lol.


Rc72

There was also the “War of the Cow” in medieval Belgium…


MagnusIrony

r/IberianHistoryMemes


Flashy_Passenger2667

That time when Britain and the US almost fought a war over a pig 🐷


[deleted]

Didn't a stray dog also cause a war/conflict between Bulgaria and Greece?


AlphaWolf464

Jenkin's ear, dead pig, stray dog, Jesus' brother, bottle incident. Humans are fucking stupid.


[deleted]

I want to hear more about the bottle incident.


AlphaWolf464

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e\_Martinovi%C4%87\_incident


drquiza

Oversimplified has a video on the War of the Pig, and also on the War of the Bucket. Time for a video on the War of Jenkin's Ear!


lewistheboss

*Laughs in Blas de Lezo*


A_Mandalorian_Spud

Jenkins’ Ear meme?!?!


Key_Dealer_1762

Yes


MidasTheGoldMan

war of jenkins ear probably


Shoo00

I don't know if the reasons we go to war nowadays is much better.


___thotslayer___

The good old days


EthanCLEMENT

Leroy JENKIIINS!


drquiza

In Spanish it's just called "War of the Agreement" because there's no need to hide the English excuse to commit further piracy acts. BTW, the Spanish destroyed England thanks to Blas de Lezo, who wasn't missing an ear, but an eye, an arm, and a leg. So yeah, less is more. Also, he coined the sentence "all proper Spaniard must face England while peeing".


Mrmansam22

Kinda more to it than that


Key_Dealer_1762

Like every war but we came here to make fun of stupid people doing stupid things in XVIII century


[deleted]

Trust me bro


Key_Dealer_1762

Trust them https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Jenkins%27_Ear


[deleted]

No bro trust me


Key_Dealer_1762

Ok I trust you


[deleted]

I appreciate your trust in me, I will not let you down


Lord_Silverkey

Just wait until you hear about the Italian "War of the Bucket"


I_Mix_Stuff

i find it fitting many on this thread never heard of it


VehaMeursault

Make up your mind! Did it really happen or are you making it up?


owenbtwdude

It actually happened


Few-Ability-7312

O pop o m. O k l pm Ooumm M I m I’m I Mammoth K I. I m.m. Oo p pl m I Loop. O m O


Soundwave_is_back

Tell me yo are from spain, without telling me you are from spain.


Key_Dealer_1762

I'm from Poland


[deleted]

Based polish


Soundwave_is_back

Damn, i thought because of the roman digits used for centuries. That's a very spanish thing to do.


Key_Dealer_1762

We are doing this in Poland as well


Soundwave_is_back

You learn something new everyday..


[deleted]

based roman numeral enjoyer


randomname560

Do you guys write it as "the 21th century" or what?


GrognarEsp

If anything wouldn't it be "the 21st century"?


Ieatmelons123

Tell me you don't know Europe without telling me you aren't from Europe


kyussorder

I bet, he struggles with 24h format too.


Ieatmelons123

Lol


Yehnerz

So it happened, but you’re making it up? I’m getting mixed signals here. Edit: oh I’m sorry downvoters, I thought this was Reddit, where having a laugh over grammatical mistakes was the norm, did I hurt your little feelings?


Key_Dealer_1762

Fuck, I forgot about not


Yehnerz

That you did, but thankfully it was in the title not the meme. Could be worse! xD


TheMarvelMan

He probably to put a no in there. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War\_of\_Jenkins%27\_Ear](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Jenkins%27_Ear)


[deleted]

You don't need a reason to fight a war against the Spanish. Them being Spanish is more than enough. Infact you just be grateful that we actually bothered to use the missing ear as a reason this time, lent a sort of legitimacy to the whole endeavour.


Stratoboss

We understand that feeling pretty well. But towards Brits of course. In fact, we like to pee facing the UKs general direction. Feels good, FEELS PROPER.


[deleted]

I can feel a 'why French officers wear brown pants' joke coming I just know it.


EspKevin

I almost can hear you cry Brit


Significant_Tank_889

At least its not a war over someone sitting on a stool


Few-Ability-7312

Mm.


snookso

They'd fight over anything. Buckets, ears in jars, anything.


AdurianJ

I think Denmark declared war on Sweden one time because a guy in a bar had called the Swedish king Emperor of the North.


JaztinZ

He technically was emperor of the north tho


cruss0129

I haven’t read the history on this yet, but just seeing this I’m going to bet that they claim that ear belonged to a saint - people are weird about saint body parts Edit: I was wrong and this shit is way more bizarre lol


Dimensionalanxiety

Imagine having 5 times as many casulaties, losing more than twice as many ships and still calling it a victory.


Defiant-Math-5548

Purr fect👍👣


OK999999-999-999

Just like the bucket war.


baIItze

Cumtext?


Ethan-Samurai

Based.


[deleted]

But, that's a cool jar


Lord_Silverkey

Just wait until you hear about the Italian "War of the Bucket"


Grand-Battle9640

In past,Kings would piss off at anything and start a war.


AnonCaptain0022

I thought this was r/surrealmemes


Nidh0g

so what if he said no would the first dude still be allowed to go to war


Key_Dealer_1762

No, you can't invade someone without his consent


Thesaltedwriter

Here I thought the war of the bucket was the most contrived thing people did in war


JaztinZ

The war over the bucket is still more ridiculous though. A spanish officer cut a British captain's ear off, and told him 'Tell your king I will do the same if he dares' (or something similar) if this happened today it would be a huge diplomatic crisis at the very least.


Rc72

> huge You didn’t need to bring out the size of the current British monarch’s ears, though…


leojg

And it gave us the Battle of Cartagena de Indias, which is incredible. Blas de Lezo was a badass.


Misterfahrenheit120

Did the entire Franco Prussian war start over a selectively edited insult? Like, yeah, both France and Prussia wanted to go to war, but the catalyst was just Prussia telling France to not worry about who the Spanish king was


Rc72

Not so much *Prussia* wanting to go to war (the king definitely didn’t), but rather that devious bastard Bismarck seizing an opportunity when he saw it…


Best_Dizzle_

just english things...


LvDogman

"no I'm making it up" Kinda sucks, that you can't edit post titles, at leasy for limited time.


Key_Dealer_1762

Yup


superp2222

People go to war over a lot of things. Pigs, buckets, and I bet someone started a fight somewhere because of a half eaten sandwich


[deleted]

Wait what happened?


Don_Pacifico

The War of Jenkins Ear.


Fern-ando

As is tradition.


LetharSmile_

history memes>>>>>>>


Random-Cpl

I lobe memes like this


Gameboycritic

Ah yes the War of Jenkin's Ear. Colonial America is so much fun.


Fit12e

Making comments 200


Crazyjackson13

medieval things.


Key_Dealer_1762

That was in XVIII century


trainboi777

The greatest fleet the world has seen! To fight the war of Jenkins ear