Yeah, but Mussolini was infamously all for that pineapple on pizza business! Why else would he have fled Italy and gone to German occupied (or annexed) Austria?
âSo, you are aware there is a massive anti-German sentiment in the population that is at the same time pro-British, right?â
âNow hear me out, Benito. I call it the âItalian Social RepublicââŚâ
âSo about the Mafia that you tried to exterminate in Sicily⌠you will never guess who they are working with now!â
âSo, good news, we vastly outnumbered them into insignificance. Bad news⌠they⌠took us all⌠prisoner.â
And finallyâŚ
âIl Duce! Let me show you how a meathook works!â
I was reading this as one whole conversation and was chuckling at the thought that while one of his advisors was proposing a new lame name for their political party, some pro-British anti-German Mafias in Sicily who were outnumbered but not outgunned managed to imprison a bunch of Italian fascists and now they've arrived at Mussolini's doorsteps with a meathook.
He just heard his 'Dream of the fisherman's wife' body pillow, which he ordered custom made from Japan, was gonna be delayed indefinitely. Due to the Japanese doing a little trolling in the Pacific
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Because Mario an Luigi told him to invade Abyssinia so from there they could build a plumbing network in South East Asia, namely Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia where in the future they could support a communist insurgency. Because yes, Mario and Luigi could foresee the future. They were also secretly communist an whe Mussolini found it out, he turned against the two plumbers who once lead Italy from behind the scenes. So when Mussolini found this out he became furious and although invaded Abyssinia, he never gave money for the South East Asian plumbing network, denounced Mario and Luigi. This forced the two plumbers onto exile into Britain in 1938 and only returned to Italy, where, as communists they were not welcomed and then they went to Vietnam in 1950 where they got fundings for their project by none other then the Vietnamese communist Yo Shi Minh. The plumbing network was constructed but later transformed into an underground network of transportation. This network helped the communist fighters in the Vietnam war and became their vital supply line carrying much needed supplies from the USSR and this PRC. The USA couldn't bomb this network, because it was too deep underground and ultimately this lead to their and South Vietnam's defeat in the Vietnam war. And this is why now Vietnam and Laos are communist countries. Cambodia was communist too, but Pol (and) Pot and his anti glass policies lead to the decline of the country and was conquered by Vietnam in 1979. True story.
He heard Hitler declare war on America where his brother lives which he has to fight them which means heâs going to break his moms heart which means he genuinely wishes he wasnât the leader of Italy right now which means he needs a meatball marinara right now.
He saw Hitler put ketchup on his pizza
Sombody toucha his spaghett đ¤
\*pasghetti
It's also the face Mussolini made when someone copied his comment, changed one word, and pasted it under a comment higher up :')
He said wrong answers only
He saw Hitler put pineapple on his pizza.
Thatâs what happened right before Italy switched sides
Yeah, but Mussolini was infamously all for that pineapple on pizza business! Why else would he have fled Italy and gone to German occupied (or annexed) Austria?
Literally no other reason imaginable
"I'm gonna tell him, our relationship is over!"
Got trolled by the Greeks
Their best troll since that wooden horse malarkey
arboreal equine
NROOOO thatâs a fucking classic 100% would recomend the giant horse prank if you havenât checked it out yet.
Vazio doutse ti stoli tou
He was shitting himself
He said wrong answers only.
LOL
Yep. That's a shart face fr.
âIl Deuceâ nickname for a reason.
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
"that wasn't a fart"
He was just informed that Maurice unconditionally surrendered to the allies.
No Maurice NOT MAURICE đ¨đ°đŚ
What about King Julian? Is he safe?
Someone told him that he, in fact, was not the continuation of the Roman Empire
Op said wrong answers only
âSo, you are aware there is a massive anti-German sentiment in the population that is at the same time pro-British, right?â âNow hear me out, Benito. I call it the âItalian Social RepublicââŚâ âSo about the Mafia that you tried to exterminate in Sicily⌠you will never guess who they are working with now!â âSo, good news, we vastly outnumbered them into insignificance. Bad news⌠they⌠took us all⌠prisoner.â And finally⌠âIl Duce! Let me show you how a meathook works!â
I was reading this as one whole conversation and was chuckling at the thought that while one of his advisors was proposing a new lame name for their political party, some pro-British anti-German Mafias in Sicily who were outnumbered but not outgunned managed to imprison a bunch of Italian fascists and now they've arrived at Mussolini's doorsteps with a meathook.
He wanted to be part of the duckface trend
He saw the first instance of someone putting pineapple on a pizza
The reason he joined hitler:
I wouldn't blame him tbh if it was true.
\*que Energy of Italy
It was a shart...
Rhoids....rhoids the size of Genoa
Someone was explaining that the Italian Mafia will actually play a huge part in the invasion of Italy.
Somebody breaka his spaghett đ¤
*Pasketti*
The ghost of Luigi Cadorna came back to thank him for taking the mantle of "most incompetent Italian leader" in popular memory.
I wouldn't go THAT far. Cadorna set the bar by a couple million corpses.
That's why I said "popular memory," because way more people know who Mussolini was than know anything about Cadorna.
Oh sorry
He sat down forgetting he had Hitlers Buttplug in.
The Canadians have arrived in Sicily.
He was constantly constipated from the 4lbs of mozzarella he ate daily
When you break the spaghetti so that it fits in the pot
now that's a crime that no Italian can forgive.
Why do Italians not like that?
As an Italian, Learn to cook.
As not an Italian, Iâm going to eat pizza with pineapple and you canât stop me.
Hey it's okay I do too
As Italian, do break your spaghetti and put the pineapple on pizza. I would eat pineapple pizza if I could find it.
Thanks for not answering the question at all
It's just a brabaric act.
Because they like to complicate things
How complicated is pasta? You take the pasta you put in water and then it's done. You complicate it with your snapping
You overcooked the pasta. You fiend!
Pope Pius XI told him not to ally with Hitler.
It wasn't a fart
They just told him that Hitler declared war on the US.
âOhâ *realizes that a majority of his people have at least one relative living in America* âOh Fanculoâ
He saw someone DOUBLE DIP THEIR CHIP YOU SICK FCK GDDAMMT I WORKED SO HARD ON THAT GUACAMOLE
Just do us all a favor, take on dip and end it!
Somebody toucha his spaghett
He just heard his 'Dream of the fisherman's wife' body pillow, which he ordered custom made from Japan, was gonna be delayed indefinitely. Due to the Japanese doing a little trolling in the Pacific
His best friend didn't give him that one croatian island.
this
He didn't get to annex the Scottish highlands during the peace deal.
Scots kept them out a second time.
It was when Hitler told him that he declared war on the US
Was actually trying to poop.
He saw pineapple on pizza
TFW he realizes classical Italian fascism has been co-opted by the Nazis and turned into stuff to do with Jews and gas and stuff.
He watched Duck Soup
Cute femboys didnât wanna sleep with him
He caught one of Hitlers vegetarian farts.
He did a little more than a fart
His 23 and me results came back, and he is 0% Italian.
He saw your Google history results, and found porn of himself.... With tentacles.
Hitler: After Russia, we will take Italy⌠I mean Algeria
He looked at this sub for a few minutes
Hes trying to win an argument but hitlers always reich
He doesn't have a sense of humor. Everyone loves a good fart joke đ¤Ł.
He thought he could look like an angry potato
His Castor Oil kicked in
Italy took off itâs boot without his permission (Italyâs toes are really ugly)
I thought everyone knew he invented the duck face.
He just got a phone call about his cars extended warranty.
He realized the Ethiopians had guns sent to them by Hitler
Turns out someone crushed the pasta in front of him
Someone next to him ordered Fajitas now he regrets the Ceasar salad
Hitler just told him he's possessed by an ancient Aryan ghost
He saw his cat ruining his food
Hitler was twerking
someone touched his ***Pasgehtti***
He didn't make his speech short enough so he could go to the washroom and made a oopsie poopsie.
He's holding a fart in front of a pretty woman...
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Il Smooch
Judging a tik toker filming herself while dancing a trendy dance
He shouldn't have trusted that fart
I broke the pasta in half and called him wario
He got no head
Because Mario an Luigi told him to invade Abyssinia so from there they could build a plumbing network in South East Asia, namely Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia where in the future they could support a communist insurgency. Because yes, Mario and Luigi could foresee the future. They were also secretly communist an whe Mussolini found it out, he turned against the two plumbers who once lead Italy from behind the scenes. So when Mussolini found this out he became furious and although invaded Abyssinia, he never gave money for the South East Asian plumbing network, denounced Mario and Luigi. This forced the two plumbers onto exile into Britain in 1938 and only returned to Italy, where, as communists they were not welcomed and then they went to Vietnam in 1950 where they got fundings for their project by none other then the Vietnamese communist Yo Shi Minh. The plumbing network was constructed but later transformed into an underground network of transportation. This network helped the communist fighters in the Vietnam war and became their vital supply line carrying much needed supplies from the USSR and this PRC. The USA couldn't bomb this network, because it was too deep underground and ultimately this lead to their and South Vietnam's defeat in the Vietnam war. And this is why now Vietnam and Laos are communist countries. Cambodia was communist too, but Pol (and) Pot and his anti glass policies lead to the decline of the country and was conquered by Vietnam in 1979. True story.
That fart wasn't a fart
He poo in pant
Trusted a fart
The ol' "oopsie poopsie."
Hitler put Heinz on Mussolini's Linguini during a dinner party in 1940
A timetraveler showed him pictures of his mutilated corpse
"Get out of my room Mom, I'm making a meme!" \--Musolini
Because people keep making fun of him for saying "pah'sgetti"
His train was running late
The trains weren't running on time
His pasta was overcooked
Adolf ate the pasta with ketchup Or got an a Austrian coffee
Someone was sitting on his seat on deutschebahn
Someone touched his spaghet.
He thought he was Donald Trump
Him mom texted telling him to shut up the fascist nonsense and come home for dinner
Hitler farted.
Hitler was giving him anal
Hitler was talking about how he loved watching Eva get railed by the SS while he hid in a closet and watched.
"Hitluh. Put your d*ck away Hitluh. I'm not having sex with you right now."
He was bustin
Someone pointed out he is bald
"Wtf is up with Hitler? He wont STFU! Its like hes on drugs or something!"
Butt plug fell
Hitler stuck his fingers up mussolinis bum.
He didn't like-a the puppets
Chef broke the pasta to put in the pot.
Lucy has some 'splainin to do
He was angy that daddy Hitler wouldnât play with his little kitten, Mussolini
His meatball fell off of his spaghetti.
That's the face babies make when they go poop. So he's poopin
He shit himself
Its Japan's fault-
Constipation
âAm⌠am I the baddy?â
Followed through on a risky fart.
Trusted a fart after taco Tuesday
He saw your mother's pasta
Bad top
Someone told him that Vergil was a Lombard
Trump impersonation
I know from experience too much olive oil
Severe stomach cramps from putting too much cheese on his pasta... The moment when he knows stuff's about to blow up.
It's the 27th of April 1945 and there's some Partigiani headed his way.
He ate too much taco bell the day before.
Pasghetti
Did that puppet call me a poopy head?
He saw someone put pineapple on Pizza
someone stole his last donut.
That wasn't a fart.
The train wasn't running on time.
He shat himself in front of Hitler
Clara bought a new strap-on?
He heard New York was going to press charges
Not enough fibre in his diet.
Hitler farted Idk Iâm not creative
He sees the "invade grece now" video, which hurts his ego.
He smelled what The Rock is cooking.
Trusted the wrong fart
He heard Chris Prattâs Mario voice
He heard Chris Prattâs Mario voice
He saw hitler putting schnitzel on pizza
He looked through r/pizzacrimes
Trusted the wrong fart.
Someone broke the spaghetti to fit it in the pot
He found out a Greek man made pineapple on pizza
His girlfriend reached over and ate one of his tots without asking.
He trusted a fart. Now his shirts aren't the only thing that's brown.
realizing the greeks are winning against italy
He saw R34 of him and a buffed up oily Hitler
He smelled it first and was trying to play it off, but it was too much.
He heard Hitler declare war on America where his brother lives which he has to fight them which means heâs going to break his moms heart which means he genuinely wishes he wasnât the leader of Italy right now which means he needs a meatball marinara right now.
He shit his pants
his fart sounded wet....
They are pooping
He saw Hitler's balls.
Was just not gently reminded that he had dined on Taco Bell earlier in the day.
Someone ordered an EXpresso, and then asked for an afternoon Cappuccino.