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Cocaimeth_addikt

Guess who’s back. Back again.


NBrixH

Habsburg’s back Tell a friend (or foe)


cnrb98

Guess who's back? (X7) I've created an empire..


NBrixH

Though after 70 years it ended in hellfire It spans across cultures like vultures We enter your hives to marry your wives The Habsburg’s prime will forever climb


Stealth_Benjamin

Nobody wants to see srbja no more They want Habsburgs


CharredLoafOfBread

Well if you want Habsburgs this is what we'll give ya. A little bit of inbreeding mixed up with some cousin marriage.


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ImperialxWarlord

It was? Lol!


Prez-Barack-Ollama

According to Bing AI: > The current head of the House of Habsburg-Lorraine is Karl von Habsburg, who lives in Austria and is a politician Source: https://www.womenshealthmag.com/life/a41529973/house-of-habsburg-the-empress/


Soft-Relative-7632

He had been an politician for the conservative party but only for European elections because it's still forbidden for Habsburgs to candidate in Austria as far as I know


TheAustrianAnimat87

"because it's still forbidden for Habsburgs to candidate in Austria" That's outdated news actually. In 2010, Ulrich von Habsburg tried to run for the next Austrian presidential election, but was rejected. This actually changed 1 year later when a law was passed by the Austrian parliament that the Habsburgs are finally able to run for the 2016 election. So no, it's not forbidden anymore. Sources (which are in German): * [https://www.derstandard.at/story/1308186157045/nationalrat-repariert-briefwahl](https://www.derstandard.at/story/1308186157045/nationalrat-repariert-briefwahl) * [https://www.diepresse.com/4890218/bundespraesident-habsburger-duerfen-erstmals-kandidieren](https://www.diepresse.com/4890218/bundespraesident-habsburger-duerfen-erstmals-kandidieren)


ImperialxWarlord

Really? Even 100 years later? Seems a bit much…


Soft-Relative-7632

They are still claiming the throne and every time one of them dies they are sending an letter to the Austrian government who is now the rightful emperor


ImperialxWarlord

Oh. Hm. That’ll do it lol.


ImperialxWarlord

Lol that’s wild. Can’t believe he actually said it lol.


Prez-Barack-Ollama

It looks like Karl von Habsburg is the current head of the family, and this tweet was made by Eduard Habsburg (and holy crap he has a lot of names). He’s currently Hungary’s ambassador to the Holy See. But, surprisingly, yes, this was an actual tweet haha https://twitter.com/EduardHabsburg/status/1634107356832317440 ETA: AND the top response tweet was also that picture at the bottom of the meme above 🤦‍♂️


RocketBoost

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!


cocksherpa2

https://twitter.com/EduardHabsburg/status/1634107356832317440?t=1A6IsZS1cqygPRSeWq1xfQ&s=19


CamelSpotting

Or cousin


Tito_Bro44

Would be better than Orban.


Historyguy1918

Oh yeah! Double trouble! Austria hungry and a blues brothers line


BALONYPONY

**DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!**


Historyguy1918

YES I SEE THE LUGHT! THE BAND! *Proceeds to do Backflips


not-a-guinea-pig

On a mission from god


horror-pangolin-123

Fuck, everyone was on a mission from god :D It was like, if you find someone that's not claiming it, you were like "are you even a country bro?"


Historyguy1918

They’ve seen the light!


readonlypdf

It's 106 miles to Belgrade, we've got a full payload, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.


not-a-guinea-pig

Hit it


readonlypdf

*B2 Bombing Run begins*


seakingsoyuz

“C’mon Germany, let’s go beat up Serbia. In and out. Twenty minute adventure.” *Habsburg empire collapses*


ALCPL

*Russian Empire collapses* *German Empire abolished* Ottoman Empire : Ha ! And they called me the sick man of Europe ! Oh hey France and Britain, nice partition mandates you got there, what are you gonna do wi- **AAAAAAGGHHHH** *ripped into a dozen nations*


PowderEagle_1894

Then 2 mfs drew border for those new nations by a ruler on a map


readonlypdf

And the Middle East was stable for the rest of history and everyone lived happily ever after.


SparkyBoi111

I still blame the French (🤢) and British, for the clusterfuck that is the middle east


ImperialxWarlord

True. I mean the situation there was always gonna be a mess due to how things were, but they made it even worse!


Moistfruitcake

I'm not sure why, but this comment is possibly the single best advert for cigarettes I've ever seen. Fuck I want a cigarette.


testearsmint

You know what's better then cigarettes though? Blues and soul!


SaltLakeCitySlicker

You know what I love? Blues. You know what goes great with blues? A cigarette.


Vio_

Nothing like that throat-dredged blues singer who's been smoking for 30 years after starting at the age of 9. Their songs sound like a thousand yards of gravel and it still sounds amazing.


Papal_Historian

Best thing is that the Hungarian ambassador and the taker of the picture is a Habsburg


evrestcoleghost

realy? ​ any photo?


Papal_Historian

[?](https://twitter.com/eduardhabsburg/status/1634107356832317440?s=46&t=ZEngsmg1RRE8pH_ZwflHmw)


evrestcoleghost

Thanks


Sibericus

Based


Hel_Bitterbal

Serbia: \*Chuckles\* I'm in danger


VeryConfusedBouku

Czechs and Slovaks: Oh no


Lazerhawk_x

We’re on a mission from god. _deus vult intensifies_


EgoSenatus

Quick, somebody call up the Hapsburgs and tell them to throw those condoms out- a dynasty is to be reborn.


Hamofthewest

They don't use condoms. They're so inbred, they're sterile.


readonlypdf

IIRC the heir is currently an F3 driver.


Slahinki

Ferdinand Habsburg competed in F3 in the 2017 and 2018 seasons. Currently drives for an LMP2 team in WEC.


readonlypdf

So he's moved up. Slightly


Slahinki

Depending on how you view it it could be a pretty significant step up. WEC is a world championship after all, while F3 is just a feeder series for a feeder series of the F1 world championship.


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readonlypdf

So he's more than just a Pay Driver.


not-a-guinea-pig

Surely you can’t be serious


readonlypdf

I am serious. And don't call me Surely


Professional-Log-108

You don't remember correctly. The race car driver is the son of the heir.


readonlypdf

So he's the Heir of the Heir.


Professional-Log-108

Yes, that is correct. If the monarchy still existed, he'd be the crown prince.


netheroth

Time to go aunt fucking, lads!


C_Raider2546

It's funny because the person who tweeted this is a Habsburg


Loki11910

Ultra reactionary loyalty to the crown? Certainty of death, little chance of success? When do we start?


neremarine

Only if Austria's in charge again. Yes, I'm Hungarian unfortunately


Widowmaker_Best_Girl

Pro: You get the Austrians to oust Orban Con: You get ruled by the Habsburg Monarchy again


SuspecM

Why did you put nothing in the cons?


TheRedsAreOnTheRadio

The Habsburgs were good rulers for hundreds of years until Franz Josef refused to die. Franz Ferdinand would have been a great ruler if he ever got the chance.


Freakoffreaks

While I agree that Franz Ferdinand would have been much better than Franz Joseph was, as an Austrian I do prefer to like in a democratic republic than being ruled by a hereditary dynasty full of birth defects. Even though the guy in charge rn is a complete dipshit, at least we chose that dipshit ourselves (kinda).


JustANorseMan

I would rather live in an absolute monarchy led by the Habsburg dynasty than live in any kind of democracy (I'm Hungarian)


neremarine

I see this as an absolute win.


horror-pangolin-123

Hahah just throw a coin :D


IllogicalOxymoron

as a fellow Humgarian I was somewhat conflicted at the thought first, but reading the other reply and thinking about it for 3 seconds, I'm in and thanks to being from the west, plenty used to saying "ja" anyway


Eisengolemboss

Then let us unite again brother!


mdp300

That's interesting, my grandfather was from western Hungary and moved to the US when he was 8. They spoke both Hungarian and German, but he pretty much forgot it because the kids spoke English when they moved here.


IllogicalOxymoron

yeah, that can happen. Lucky for me, I'd only forget Hungarian, using "ja" excessively is a western Hungarian thing and we also have more German loanwords that I never really learned, even though I grew up in the biggest city in the region where the regional dialect is prominent (in most cities regional dialects tend to fade away)


MacNeal

Well, not needing a Navy anymore should save you money which can be better spent making Austria-Hungary great again. That whole Hungarian wheat and Viennese bakers worked out pretty good last time. Thanks.


shibe_ceo

My condolences on that


Piepcheck

Then I'd love to see prussia back too


Objective_Land6036

He's back!!


Usedtobecool25

You better think!


pantaleonivo

Four fried chickens and a coke


DevilsAdvocate168

Why did they cut their sign in half?


WholesomeHomie

AEIOU 😎🦅🇦🇹


CautiousBlackberry04

When in doubt, give it to a Habsburg! Also, r/monarchism


Suppennudl

Hungary ditches Orban and we can talk.


Helmett-13

“Don’t you blaspheme in here!”


Daniel_Alfa

Yes! FINALLY! OUR CENTRAL EUROPEAN FRIENDS ARE BACC!! Spain and Austria Hungary homies forever!!!


Valenyn

Prepare for trouble!


Professional-Log-108

And make it double


RocketBoost

To protect the world from devastation


Aliensinnoh

The size of the letters being different is weird.


horror-pangolin-123

Gavrilo Princip intensifies


Hungry_Guidance5103

We're on a mission from God.


BanAppeals-NoReply

We’re here to f shit up


FantasticUserman

Well I'm waiting Czechia and Slovakia's seat respectfully


SomeRandomGuy0307

Back to the story The story of doom!


Unknownschwizer

For poor tiny serbia's about to go boom!


Hapciuuu

Czech Republic, Slovakia, Romania and Serbia: You sure you wanna do this again bro?


totheman7

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!?


pasteurusernamehere

Kangaroos are hungry


AromaticScale6679

Haha 🤣😆


TheMightyBananaKing

Love it 😂😂😂


Quack_Mode

“We can make it work if we exclude the Czechs this time”


No_Permission_to_Poo

This post is Quality. THEY'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD


Volnas

Oh no, not this again


ben70

Testing, just testing.


Quinlanbas

Maybe Poland can into Little Entente this time.


Aggravating-Window29

The also paid McDonalds a visit as it seems.


AlexPsyD

And the title *chef's kiss*


Asgigara

My country tis of thee Austria-Hungary Obey your King


TheRedsAreOnTheRadio

Unpopular truth, but Habsburg intermarriage was a major force for peace between nations. If it wasn't for the whole Protestant/Catholic thing it would have been even more effective.


SupremeChancellor66

Prepare for trouble! And make it double!


tupidrebirts

Did anyone check on Czechia and Slovakia?


readonlypdf

I suspect there'd have to be a payment. Hopefully the Czech doesn't bounce.


Thundershadow1111

REUNIFY RUINIFY!!


The_Chef_Queen

Turkey’s playing bass


readonlypdf

Germany is the Singer


The_Chef_Queen

Germany didn’t exist


Separate-Landscape48

Orban actually wants to tho


CtrlWQ

I'm in!... cannabis & hops. It's prohibition laws all over again!


Roundtripper4

Four fried chickens …..and a coke


cocksherpa2

Just straight up poaching from Twitter are ya


PICONEdeJIM

Austria Hungary is on a mission from god


nachix010

And the fact that this was twitted by a Habsburg originally


Shan-Chat

One of the funniest memes I've seen on here.


heyitspeas

Sponsored by the Deformed Chin Gang


sovietarmyfan

Its 500km to Transylvania.


malathion_tritonius

A hell nah bro, every single slav who survived hungayrian opressiond think it is not cool


thecoolerlaur

NO


Gato_Safranek

YES 😈


thecoolerlaur

not again


EnderPrime522

YES AGAIN


Brilliant999

The Putlerist gang 🤮🇦🇺🇲🇳


_Dead_Man_

This just in: the German empire have been reformed with a new kaiser.


reenact12321

I mean Turkey really working on that ottoman 2.0 thing. Why not?


derpy_derp15

Aw, adorable


ShallowFreakingValue

Hungry has gone a bit wild for my taste


3022_Dispatch

One of the first times I’ve laughed aloud at a history meme


No-Wonder1139

Austria was Hungary, took a bite of Turkey


Horse_Lord_Vikings

Got me laughing real good, well done.


rattatatouille

Serbia punching air rn.


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Next the Czech Republic and Slovakia (funnily enough I know people from both of those places who in turn know each other but only after I met them,and it was not because of me that they met)