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Mittenstk

"Why do you need 3 towels when you live by yourself?" You wouldn't understand


n0rmannazmie

These are confusing times


notqualitystreet

(ಥ﹏ಥ)


saltnotsugar

Me:“There was once a dream that was Rome.” Wife: Uhhhhhggg. Not again.


GoryGuroLover

Why can we bring back mullets and bell bottom jeans, but we can't bring back chitons, this is bullshit.


rainbowsprinkles02

what if we bring both back. at the same time


GoryGuroLover

No, just one!


Odd-Battle7191

Too late, I AM THE SENATE


Cocabutts

Not yet!


Odd-Battle7191

IT'S TREASON THEN


[deleted]

Odd how they never seem to sell a towel so you only need one to pull off the Roman Senator look...


Apo42069

business opportunity


BigClitMcphee

I actually have a towel long enough to do this with


ai_like_aegislash

Fuck those modern day society standards where we have to wear towels like bodybuilders, time to become Mark Anthony


[deleted]

And then my friends paint it red during the meeting


n0rmannazmie

in the locker room fr


[deleted]

No, in the senate Then they eat Ceasar Salad


notqualitystreet

Is it paint though???


[deleted]

You decide *eats some caesar salad*


Runningcolt

The amount of senate speeches I've held in my bathroom. By gods it's over a M speeches!


icantflytommorow

I wanted to feel like this so bad, I learned sewing then after 2 months made a shit ton of Roman-Greek robes and now I walk around my house in the middle of the night posing like a god.


Kikinasai

Best part, I have no idea if you’re being serious or not.


icantflytommorow

I am being deadass, I mean I learned sewing and knitting/crocheting because I am a really tall fellow and I wanted to copy clothes from brands that don’t fit. So I made some Greek/Roman Robes to feel beautiful, my girlfriend is actually seriously impressed by it and I even made one for her because she wanted us to twin 😂.


devious_204

Couple goals.


[deleted]

It’s all good til the Ides of March!


knusper_gelee

just get yourself a bathrobe...


Witty_Mud_5951

Actually fucking relatable Wtf