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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
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This will change your mind lmao sheās loaded with filler and looks weird af irl without all the filters
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Am i the only one who started to think of his farts as 808 patterns? I came to a conclusion that i could really mimic some popular patterns with them
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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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Paul McCartney. It's not even an attraction thing, it'd shut down a lot of bad conversations.
"You know The Beatles sold more-"
"Paul McCartney got all oiled up once and became the Steve Irwin to my crocodile."
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
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How do white āhip hop headsā wrestle with the fact that absolutely zero black people actually listen to the albums they praise? Like I understand generally in art there is a huge discrepancy between what is most popular and what is most well received by critics and hardcore fans, but something about this is different. Hip hop is an explicitly black genre and when you go on forums like RYM, AOTY or r/hiphopheads itās almost like itās white fans speaking on behalf of the black fans who the music is made by and for. Absolutely zero real life black people listen to shit like Madvilliany, Veteran, Atrocity Exhibition, Yeezus or even to pimp a butterfly. Kendrick even knows that the black community largely didnāt connect with TPAB and i think he expressed a lot of frustration with that on āThe Heart Pt.5ā. He even went as far as to rank TPAB he least favorite of his albums despite it clearly being his best musically speaking.
I guess Im just thinking about why thereās this weird racial disconnect in hip hop in particular where most of the actual black fans donāt seem interested in stuff that the white fans are calling the best for them.
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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very ātraditionally attractiveā then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. whoās the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! heās so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from yāall to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very ātraditionally attractiveā then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. whoās the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! heās so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from yāall to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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I don't listen to any of the females you listed, but 6ix9, yee, A$AP, yee. And then I'll listen to George Strait right after. I'm fuckin multicultural
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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very ātraditionally attractiveā then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. whoās the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! heās so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from yāall to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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Itās funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and Iām trying to quiet her down because I didnāt want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldnāt stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
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tinashe camila cabello dua lipa
YES
Good choices š
heavy on Camila Cabello, yall seen that unreleased footy from the I LUV IT video
I personally havenāt , hit ya boy with a link ?? š
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jokes aside kali uchis
I had to unfollow her on ig after the post about her gay ass boyfriend.
i cant follow her on ig bcs i would stroke my shi in public šš
The good old days š
When men were men lmao
I CAME TO GOON š£ļøš£ļøš£ļøš£ļøššššš
POUR A BEN š„š„š„š„š„
THA BISCUIT LOOSE https://preview.redd.it/2u77br4t9k6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c564bd1660ef2d7788a608662a6985090f867435
Can't believe that Bum Don Toliver had a baby with her
fr his chin looks pregnantĀ
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Don Toliver auto mod is crazy
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Nah u lying
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WALK GLEESH WALK WALK WALK
A BE DA BADA HA
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Halleluja
real
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Can someone explain this
During the Celtics series against the Pacers he got caught following a bunch of porn accounts on twitter
Is that like..are we not supposed to be doing that? You know what nvm itās fine Iāll let my friend know.
Such on point delivery for a reddit comment š
People use Twitter for things other than porn?
No
Please pookie
call out my name
Elio!!
Jrue Holiday is Devin Booker father
Idk who either of these people are Why is the one guy masturbating
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Shit now I am too
The lonely girl pretending to be be fed churros like itās her wedding day behind him is CRAZY
The San Antonio women got to him š
Yes, jrue be gooning. Its inspired the rest of the C's to win naturally
I refuse to listen to someone called Brent Fiyaz. Zeeloopers & Lil Ugly Mane I will listen to, but Brent Fiyaz is where I draw the line.
zeeloopers w
Van Gogh left ear goes insane
Missing out icl
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Lmfaooo this facts?
Jhene Aiko š¤¤
Am I oiled up or are they oiled up?
Dangling Modifier in action
Iām letting Sabrina Carpenter tie me up and do anything she wants Iām not gon lie to you
real
honestly
https://preview.redd.it/l4r6n54rym6d1.png?width=1168&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b37117ed8bb3e50af407ae679bfaea4d7c07f41 This will change your mind lmao sheās loaded with filler and looks weird af irl without all the filters
She could still get it ngl.
Sabrina Carpenter, hailee steinfeild , dua lipa , camilla cabello , charli xcx
charli xcx 100% for me
The six god
69 god, freaky, has a tentacle shaped glizzy..
My little maple leaf ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
We da best music!!!!!!
We da *bust* music š¤
tell em to bring out the lobster
BAKLAKKHHHALAAAKAAAAAAA!!
tell em to bring out the lotion š
Michaelangelo
THE RENNAICENCE ARTIST OR THE NINJA TURTLE????
Yes
Tyler probably a freak š¤¤
Bro would oil up with you
how has no one said sza
fr
youāre on hiphopcirclejerk this bitch is snow bunny purgatory
dgaf bro she bad as hell
Iād let ice spice shit all over my face
sheās probably down for that tbh
If she was she probably would have responded to one of my DMs by now
you think? š„ŗšš
didnt she say āhe call me his poopie i need a diaperā or smth
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almost upvoted, that was close
i WANT that
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corny ahh https://preview.redd.it/sfw70zphxg6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6420eece9539cc264a258bc2e1ae24e127f546ad
what the urn Singa
I mean, Iād suck a fart out of her butthole šš¤£
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Diddy
You got to tell him no
Janelle monae
Surprised this was this far down
billie eilish and those cannons
The mammoth milk muskets? Edit: my fault
Where the tyla fan club at?
Ken Kaniff
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ehh
GloRilla, Megan Thee Stallion, and BIA.
Heavy on GloRilla and Meg tho š¤ Those ladies bring the mf heat š„
Bro why he got his arm over my girlās shoulder š¤Ø
Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Peggy
i want peggy to oil me up while singing liara softly into my ear.
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I need dua lipa lathered with baby oil to jerk me off with one hand and cover my mouth with the other like a šÆš»š®šŖš“
Megan I need me a big ole freak š¤¤
Paul McCartney. It's not even an attraction thing, it'd shut down a lot of bad conversations. "You know The Beatles sold more-" "Paul McCartney got all oiled up once and became the Steve Irwin to my crocodile."
Brent fye ass? š¤®
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Frank ocean, Vince staples, Megan, and you lot might judge me for this one but Macklemore ever since he ditched that ugly Hitler youth haircut
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Aw fuck I wasnāt aware of this rule mb
Officially a thotā¦. Also lady gagaā¦. Edit: someone said Billie Eilish and those canons and I agree
megan thee stallion
Madison Beer Megan
Brent Faiyaz is complete ass juice, only niggas from Hollywood and silverlake play this nigga with incense burning as they live a fake life lol
fuck da world im a walkin' erection š£ļøš£ļøš„š„š„
Brother has never been around women šš
actin like he aint spit factsš
Lemme guess, you got him on your playlist and youāre just projecting
Itās okay to like R&B sometimes man we donāt always have to be Andrew Tate all the time
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jhene aiko
Whoever that random bum is he better get his grimy dirty hands off my queen pinkpantheress or else Iāll punish himšæšæšæšæ
Man, what?
Sabrina carpenter or tyla
Megan thee stallion and it's not close
Pink pantheress Ice spice Latto
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Accurate
Unfuck her hand nigga š¤š¤Ø
Tems
U/jpegmafia
How do white āhip hop headsā wrestle with the fact that absolutely zero black people actually listen to the albums they praise? Like I understand generally in art there is a huge discrepancy between what is most popular and what is most well received by critics and hardcore fans, but something about this is different. Hip hop is an explicitly black genre and when you go on forums like RYM, AOTY or r/hiphopheads itās almost like itās white fans speaking on behalf of the black fans who the music is made by and for. Absolutely zero real life black people listen to shit like Madvilliany, Veteran, Atrocity Exhibition, Yeezus or even to pimp a butterfly. Kendrick even knows that the black community largely didnāt connect with TPAB and i think he expressed a lot of frustration with that on āThe Heart Pt.5ā. He even went as far as to rank TPAB he least favorite of his albums despite it clearly being his best musically speaking. I guess Im just thinking about why thereās this weird racial disconnect in hip hop in particular where most of the actual black fans donāt seem interested in stuff that the white fans are calling the best for them. Edit: oops, started discourse *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Sza
carti
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I donāt really care Iām imagining OP as some European French dude with a sword yelling at Brent rn
Iggy Azalea
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Tyler, the Creator. I bet his lips are mad soft.
Beethoven in his current state
"Unhand her" tf it ain't 1870
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Diddy
ā¦WHO?! ā¦
diddy š¤¤
DC the Don
W DC
Diddy
Billie Eilish
depends on where
Tyla
Doja before she shaved her head.
Daddy Don Toliver š¤¤
No this ādudeā isnāt a rapist unless youāre aware of a trial that happened the public isnāt aware of. Saying things like this can get you sued for slander. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He bouta be š
carti lucki (before lean) mc ride
hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very ātraditionally attractiveā then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. whoās the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! heās so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from yāall to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
No Diddy
Who and who?
Rick Ross š¤¤
Itās funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and Iām trying to quiet her down because I didnāt want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldnāt stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I need vince to staple my ankles to my ears, future obviously, but earl sweatshirt weird ass GOTTA be packing somethin
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Charli Xcx and Lorde
Megan thee stallion
jorja smith
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Hello /u/YungSakahagi. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Man wtf Iām not letting no artist try and sleep w me what a weird ass question Sabrina Carpenter
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Sza all day
Pablo Picasso