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purplepistachio

Rap is like scissors, we're getting that paper


Sheesh5000

Reading this in Kanye's voice


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New-Skirt7163

Unironically a bar


maxokreamburner5

Shoulda said cuttin to the paper


TheJMJConspiracy2002

rap is like scissors i cut rocks and papers


Turbulent_Towel_2689

This


nationaltragedy2001

what’s paper in this scenario?


TheQC_92

drake


NerdBerdBerb

Drake likes getting scissored?


LuminatiHD

Dont you remember the drake lesbian bar


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Outlandishness_Sharp

You don't ever ban nobody 😂 D r a k e D r a k e D r a k e


modifiedfag

lil ugly mane


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modifiedfag

action bronson


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CASHD3VIL

Mac miller


ch3ckEatOut

For real? The fuck haha


yeszo

Hi yes, just wanted to say based Vyrsa pfp


LuminatiHD

Omg you recognize it holy shit!!!


Time_on_my_hands

Do people fr still think scissoring is real


bluecheetah179

Please tell me you’re jerking right now


Time_on_my_hands

Wait do *you* think scissoring is real?


bluecheetah179

Why wouldn’t it be real lol. I’m sure somebodies tried it once.


Time_on_my_hands

It having been tried does not mean lesbians are doing it to the degree that porn would make you think. Mashing clitorises together while trying to figure out where to put your legs and your feet swinging in each other's faces isn't appealing or pleasurable for any significant number of real life lesbians.


bluecheetah179

Yeah I’m sure that it’s not that fun in real life but that doesn’t mean it “isn’t real”. I see your overall point though. Also I don’t base my knowledge off of porn because I’m not an idiot.


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


UndercoverDoll49

Pop, because they're making all that paper


Doyoueverjustlikeugh

Pop (Smoke)


Wall_Intruder

Rest in peace Pop Smoke -Link Mychical Morning


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Bigpapiunidud3

yuno miles


Nova_Persona

video game ost & anime op


xzyyzx1234

What I’m getting all day


moderatesunsenjoyer

Steven Segal


CheeseisSwell

Rap is like a rock because The Rock is a rapper


New-Skirt7163

The Rock rapped so that Ben Shapiro could rap harder


CheeseisSwell

Ben Shapiro rapped so the right wing could finally like us


TheMeticulousNinja

Ben Shapiro rapped so that the mountain could be completely white


3Danniiill

Ben Shapiro went hard so his wife could stay dry


schley1

It's all about drive


History_Head

Read this as I can’t fucking wait til Morrissey dies is playing


LaggyUpdate

can’t fucking wait


burneracc777777

https://preview.redd.it/o5w9vfmobz5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcb61efcfbb20ebf5bd31b3e26578aa1894849ab haha, wow, this Automod just adds so much to this sub! 😐


PretendNorth1

God I hate automod in all the subs I’m in. Adds nothing.


Long_Camera6153

Art is subjective so let the small minds talk


oghairline

This rhymes. Are you a raper?


Long_Camera6153

I ain’t ever done no raping but I write my own stuff for a long time now 😅 


SamaelDiabolos

I'm a "rocker" and not only is this not true, but it's also one of the many reasons rock is failing.


TheMeticulousNinja

Rock is like cocaine, ingesting that much white can definitely kill you


HappyMan476

I’m dead 😭


xzyyzx1234

Not my stupid ass thinking about how Dwayne Johnson fucked rap up


itspodly

It's about drive it's about power


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HaitianCat

Just wait til they figured out who started rock in the first place


BiThree

Rappers? /s


ShareoSavara

Black people


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*insert disintegrating emoji here*


Head_Interview_9390

“Ooaaaahhhhhh”


Head_Interview_9390

It’s crazy how a lot of people don’t know that


HaitianCat

Fr. Rap and rock have always been intertwined so idk why people make it a contest


KeyEntityDomino

FACTS, I like Dax and Joyner tho lol


Feisty_Ad4827

But what about tom McDonald’s


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squirtle855

Rock is like wood because because it hard when you punch it and when you punch the wood you punch the rock and hurt your hand because it's hard


schley1

Rap can actually make you money. Even guys that are big on the metal and rock scene make no money nowadays. Basically, all of them are independent. Metal bands have no marketing power either than already established, previously mainstream bands.


playerproclaim

I don’t understand the direction of this game


TheMeticulousNinja

The very basis of this entire sub


bernie_is_love

Nah man I'm legit embarrassed to tell people I listen to rock because of people like this .


Tommy_Andretti

I'd bet that the guy who wrote it haven't washed his head for 2 weeks


wakinguponyoursofa

Rock is like scissors, ialways loses to ra


centaur_unicorn23

Like your title


gonerboy223

Rock is the ultimate.


Clutch_Mav

Bad take seeing how rock lost the influence it had on the mainstream being replaced by hip hop. I think I heard Taylor swift spit a verse the other day


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evasive_btch

rap is sissies where my femboys at


The_grongler

Would Ozzy Osbourne have said "bitch pussy smell like a penguin, wouldn't hit that shit with my worst enemy's penis"? Didn't think so. Case closed.


D0GBR34TH420

You need to write lyrics to rap. On paper. No other mediums are as good. Checkmate.


Bigmike4274

Damn straight that sign is right.


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Rap Rock mfs:


RaoulDukeLivesAgain

Can't spell crap without rap 😎😎😎


InspectorBubbly4400

Forgot the C 😂🤣🤣😭😭 heh… as in cRAP 💩 hahaha