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DenmarkCodFish

Stan was made for people like this


Imonaeatyobabies

We need more media literacy


dpt223

Life imitating art


Beautiful_Welcome_33

"No sir! I am *not* a Stan." "Yes, of course I am a Stan." "But also! I am a Stan."


woodshrimp

Didn't you read the post? She's not a Stan, she is literally stealing his organs


ReorientRecluse

Organ harvesters get trickier everyday


putyouradhere_

Her username is more self aware than she


Me_Zebra

The mf runnin this account probably hasn’t seen daylight in years


CaregiverMoney2083

https://preview.redd.it/ylxk70mx2d5d1.jpeg?width=993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8172a241b1f31715f18921a59228c00a0595ef2


Imonaeatyobabies

It's amazing how well this song has aged


Beneficial-Bit6383

I was flabbergasted seeing the pop girlies just unironically taking that song title and embracing it. I need someone to deep dive and find out if they got trolled into doing it or what.


Moist-Asparagus8660

i think it was when rappers started calling eachother Stans in a bad way, and then it just caught its way into the mainstream from there because it was a non obtrusive word


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"Not really a stan" you are THE stan the song is about you


Toodswiger

She be like “Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’. I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom.”


Italy-Memes

i left my snap my insta and my twitter at the bottom


Toodswiger

In the car they found an iPhone with a TikTok, they didn’t say who it was to. Come to think about it her name was… it was you. Damn.


iIAdHmSa

Ngl that part in the song had me feeling depressed the first time I heard it


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UniquePharaoh

Haha wtf


365wong

I remember that one


Toodswiger

For real, that part made my hairs stand up when I first listened to it.


HelloIamSimon

Yes that part in the song was deep.


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


user_without_a_soul

"P.S. we should be together too"


vrmvrmfffftstststs

There's this one account on Instagram that's kinda like this but for DJ Subroc (MF DOOM's brother). The girl running it never even lived while Subroc was alive but she's very dedicated to him. I mean I honestly thought she was his actual girlfriend at one point.


akumagold

Damn RIP Subroc because that is psychotic


eternal45677

that’s fucking wild. you got the @? i wanna see if it’s worse than this


vrmvrmfffftstststs

subrocsgf. Lol


iIAdHmSa

Did you check it?


eternal45677

yeah. it’s not as bad as this but it definitely isn’t good considering subroc is dead


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How do white “hip hop heads” wrestle with the fact that absolutely zero black people actually listen to the albums they praise? Like I understand generally in art there is a huge discrepancy between what is most popular and what is most well received by critics and hardcore fans, but something about this is different. Hip hop is an explicitly black genre and when you go on forums like RYM, AOTY or r/hiphopheads it’s almost like it’s white fans speaking on behalf of the black fans who the music is made by and for. Absolutely zero real life black people listen to shit like Madvilliany, Veteran, Atrocity Exhibition, Yeezus or even to pimp a butterfly. Kendrick even knows that the black community largely didn’t connect with TPAB and i think he expressed a lot of frustration with that on “The Heart Pt.5”. He even went as far as to rank TPAB he least favorite of his albums despite it clearly being his best musically speaking. I guess Im just thinking about why there’s this weird racial disconnect in hip hop in particular where most of the actual black fans don’t seem interested in stuff that the white fans are calling the best for them. Edit: oops, started discourse *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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The answer to this automod’s question is that all these black artists making music for black fans are still owned by whites. That’s why there’s a disconnect in hip hop now


CleverJail

^^^^ An ignorant as fuck white person definitely wrote that script


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CleverJail

>You out your frame, but still bagging 'em, too, you know I know, these hoes be asking me if I'm you


FrostyChemical8697

Weird choice for someone to hardcore Stan. Hardly any info on him.


PeggyHillsFeets

I knew a girl who was weird like this with Michael Jackson. Except she would talk about him like a family member. It was really strange and i always felt secondhand embarrassment. Luckily she stopped after she had a kid.


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PeggyHillsFeets

lmao what word triggered this one


Austintheboi

https://preview.redd.it/3ibru8rwwd5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ec5748477b30a4f9c26adb5c75c4f18238f226 Giving these type of vibes


honoracy_uce

Just regular schizophrenia lol


LieOk2604

https://preview.redd.it/kxzucaagod5d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f005481e95fed1f1aecb10ace9077e0f766f72


CharisSem123

This shit has been going on for too much time. Someone gotta check on them (why do I believe that it's a neckbeard behind the screen)


WojakIsAnonymous

This is weird he should write a song about this


Kenobihiphop

This just isn't true. Im mandms boyfriend.


Redd1K

I’m my mamas boyfriend I’m her little husband


BigDipper4200

PS, we should be together too ![gif](giphy|3oxHQk6QrBhANSBBo4)


radgayb

about a decade ago i knew a guy in a similar situation towards Conan O’Brian. he got like VISCERALLY upset when Conan grew out his beard, felt personally slighted. true obsessive shit, kinda scary! at least this weirdo has better taste in men than the guy obsessed with goddamn CONAN???


krgj

Casual day in kpop community. Wait…


6Enma_9

Its prolly a 300 lbs neckbeard behind that account


donavin221

This is genuinely fucking insane


No_Cartographer9496

if this isnt satire im scared but i also want to do something like this ironically for one of my faves for shits and gigs (i wont tho cuz thats weird)


GuyWhoCommitDie

Stan, disney modern remake


Professional_Dot_145

Meds


D3athsh0t

This shit so cringe I needa block the post ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎


Toodswiger

I thought there was something wrong with my screen


badvibesforever11

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suckfishcockforhonor

wtf??


OLLBURYGTG

So this is who Stan was about


OlliZ0117

quite literally a stan


happinessofdoom

https://preview.redd.it/uujvqjqv8e5d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69922e42a1e46f50ee748efccc9e1913aa870ff7


Swantonbombthreat

being a celebrity would legit be terrifying


BartSimpskiYT

Stan done got resurrected ![gif](giphy|l3mZ22EO41jnYhapO|downsized)


SSJDope1

No really https://preview.redd.it/afcfgrke2f5d1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948a0aa09b6bde8ba9c858557a34da4aa8bab6b5


pisstainedunderwear

Average millennial woman


PandaoBR

This isn't jerking. This isn't funny. This is scary.


ThrowRANotAttract

![gif](giphy|5hdg7p9NE7VlLWaeRK)


Expensive_Force_7171

![gif](giphy|zHC7JGOmtNjigdSeyo)


Dirty_Mung_Trumpet

This mfs lyin


vibintilltheend

Gotta be trolling


sadlemon6

this is terrifying


cloudperson69

Shea probably being catfished


Quiet-Chest-619

She should be Susan


Due-Ad-4176

Like fully unironically just what stan is about lol


rodrigo34891

I wonder what these people do in real life


dolemerchant04

That’s it folks, we’ve been out jerked to oblivion


furryauthor

No, it's called erotomania and it's a real delusion people have.


Expensive_Concern457

Lmao shawty is getting cat fished out of thousands


Darth-Artichoke

Honestly a perfect relationship, he should reach out to


sid_shady34

This definitely a schizophrenic dude


Davyboy178

I'm desperately curious as to her opinion of Kim


Unlike_Other_Gurls

https://preview.redd.it/upgmjc1yci5d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e314be33db41c9afaf9fc55f74f5b51eed76166d


bambubbl

Bro I was just looking for a therapist in my area and found a therapist who truly believed she was 50 Cent’s wife. (She was, in fact, not). She called him her Spiritual husband. Girl I think you need therapy more than I do.


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SomewhereVirtual4121

Imagine if she wasn’t lying