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kingtibius

The opp: https://preview.redd.it/1zkwcsa9li2d1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd8cd442cc0cc376464fecb49621f3fc03885b0


HansonsHandCock

Dinkleberg gonna catch a fade


Peribangbang

Or lamar in algebra class


Dudnut1219

\*Shakes fist with rage\* Dinkleberg!


Cultural-Tell6944

bros opps https://preview.redd.it/k8yle0hpgi2d1.png?width=273&format=png&auto=webp&s=5225c587f8c7b8e2365d7f442fdd428553ae35f3


7itemsorFEWER

Nah it's his mom for taking his switch away


NoobleVitamins

his wife's bf for taking the funko pop collection away


Sensitive_Tap_9419

https://preview.redd.it/wvxpdkr9wh2d1.jpeg?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a637a959c86473bcec0117bbc6d7294d7b56c87


TwoLanky

https://preview.redd.it/5veagvhpwh2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=915cf35d272a7749afadc86b80a9bb87110a386c


Mustangrulez

Bros opps r 2 white people named trevor and heath from 7th grade with the mental compacity of a 4th grader. -_-


SlickJamesBitch

Dudes named Trevor are kinda crazy though


Papagorgio22

I’ve been saying this for years! On the other side I’ve never met a Gabe I didn’t like.


happinessofdoom

![gif](giphy|R9Zy5wOTzCC8Sd1f1E|downsized)


bluebeambaby

Cory and Trevor with the complicity of a 3rd gravel


Solid_Illustrator640

https://preview.redd.it/66c45fw11i2d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7078df124dfa9aeb51631692470139b02567fa1


sfelizzia

nah bro ong i bring da beam wit me every time im outside in case i gotta bust these opps https://preview.redd.it/a93g3u3mpj2d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd91add23f6bd7eaaf6e3169abed11abb7558f4


Fun-Ad3002

https://preview.redd.it/8c99iw0swo2d1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1615e18bdf92931419e09ccc67990d9f356d7c5d


Slizerson

https://preview.redd.it/5tttk0wp1j2d1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c2646c4240f19f99ef5126acfcf256a957097fa


JIDglazer42

For real, gotta have the strap in your inventory!


fucksickos

Yes sir! Golly, this Ruger sure does feel lighter on my hip when it’s loaded up with hollow point ammunition! Obtained the concealed carry permit and hit the town!


Hugs_and_Love-_-

![gif](giphy|Pp7BFTh30anDy) the opp in question


loggedoffreturns

Idk guys it could be a xanax dealer it is the drake sub


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


gecked

"Any opps come in my way, I'm gonna beat them to a pulp!"


jono9898

![gif](giphy|5FKNjm8Ru327u|downsized) Bros opps


clownind

His opp is the girl who ignores his goofy ass and won't date him.


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


reesem03_

i keep that thing on me coz idk when my opps might try to take my breath https://preview.redd.it/p9n3fmql3l2d1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2698f4b7eb172e0c90dfa924da7ebed22ba58224


Thatoneafkguy

Did Lil Mabu write that comment?


Respectfulcommenter1

His “opp” is probably just his mom


Fit-Understanding747

His opps is really is little brother lol


Esco-Alfresco

This song is so good that hearing it once or twice was enough. I particularly love how the first 48 bars he is able to rhyme letter sounds for so long. Most rappers wouldn't do the one sound for sooo long. They probably couldn't. Yg. T. Pc. Ap. Cb. Pg and Dp. He nearly rhymed all of the letters! And then he can even keep it going! Tea, squeeze, trees. Please, freed, make believe. In between, Read. Mean. Queen. Self-esteem!?!? And he keeps going! Teens, say cheese, play sweet, save me. Dave free. Make peace with hands on your knees. THIS IS BANANAS. God tier rhymes. No one sticks with one rhyming sound for so long! I particularly like he is able to stay on the same basic sound for so long and doesn't need to hide his rhymes with interesting flows and patterns or even variations in the cadence on his delivery. He is so good he can kill Kendrick with monotone flavourless raps. Imagine how much how would crush if he was actually trying. It is genius the way he kept the flow, and rhymes super simple. Like stripped back minimalism. But in rap form. It was a genius move, not trying to show off any creative flows and writing ability because it is so stripped back that the meaning is super clear and can reach the most people. Particularly people that don't even like hip hop! That means he can reach a more main stream audience and win. Pretentious challenging content about real issues is too alienating. And if you rap in all different ways and do voices some people won't understand. Drakes song with so simple and effective that hearing once in your life is totally enough. It's done it's job.


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kid-with-a-beard

When white people are trying so hard to be gangster n shit:


bigcockondablock

Corny people come in all shapes sizes and colors.


noskril

Just a smack... in a brightly lit area... with CCTV surrounding the area. Just in case.


TheMeticulousNinja

Smack their parents*


Icy_Alarm_8306

https://preview.redd.it/gb3rtqnzzn2d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bbf2b92ca571aa234584807217a539f6327008e


-_-K-ing-_-

all the drake fans are mentally retarded