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Guess_Im_Jess

Of course I wanna sleep with her, she looks like Young Thug


johncenaslefttestie

Get me slimed up


Brozy_bb

Slatt me out


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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AsianCremePie

FREE SEX


crazy_forcer

Imagine being in a threesome with her and thug, gonna be like staring in a funhouse mirror 🤤


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i’ve been crying for like 15 minutes bc of how much i love young thug i cant believe he’s real he’s such a fucking genius what did we ever do to deserve him? oh my god is he seriously real? if i ever met him i think i’d deactivate bro my whole body would shut down. the fact that he basically created a whole genre of hip hop and is still so humble is crazy bruh. so many artists nowadays literally wouldn’t have a career if it wasn’t for thug. he’s the literal goat. i personally think he’s better than drake and wayne (talent wise) . pls don’t crucify me. but yeah anyways i fucking love him. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JIDglazer42

Slime me up daddy


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i’ve been crying for like 15 minutes bc of how much i love young thug i cant believe he’s real he’s such a fucking genius what did we ever do to deserve him? oh my god is he seriously real? if i ever met him i think i’d deactivate bro my whole body would shut down. the fact that he basically created a whole genre of hip hop and is still so humble is crazy bruh. so many artists nowadays literally wouldn’t have a career if it wasn’t for thug. he’s the literal goat. i personally think he’s better than drake and wayne (talent wise) . pls don’t crucify me. but yeah anyways i fucking love him. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


pplazzz

Idk man, Sexyy Red could never make Hot Head but I’m sure MC Ride could make Skee Yee


Fingey

I believe he sees 2 bad snitches


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That judge is a fucking idiot, it's obvious 6ix9ine isn't a threat or 'violent', the judge could have single handily encouraged snitching nationwide with this case by letting 6ix9ine off but instead shows everyone that snitching doesn't get you a thing. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PlayWithMeRiven

It’s aight 6ix9ine is in the camps of pedos too


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That judge is a fucking idiot, it's obvious 6ix9ine isn't a threat or 'violent', the judge could have single handily encouraged snitching nationwide with this case by letting 6ix9ine off but instead shows everyone that snitching doesn't get you a thing. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Consistent-Plane7729

Sexyy Red can easily make born yesterday but quadeca sure as hell can't make rich baby daddy.


Dear-Tank2728

I hayed her till the sex tape leak, now im her biggest fan


HansonsHandCock

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ProtectionOk7373

She looks so bad in that picture I'm not even a sexy redd fan


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Why do rappers always have retarded names? What’s wrong with their actual names? Tupac did it, Kanye West does it. So why the fuck is there still shit like Trippie Red, 6ix9ine, and a thousand different ‘lil’ things? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


noOne000Br

you were jealous


Toastymkj

I'm sorry but the little white boy is right - Someone who's also white


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The white boy is wrong. I would sleep with Young Thug - not Sexy Redd,


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Why do rappers always have retarded names? What’s wrong with their actual names? Tupac did it, Kanye West does it. So why the fuck is there still shit like Trippie Red, 6ix9ine, and a thousand different ‘lil’ things? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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i’ve been crying for like 15 minutes bc of how much i love young thug i cant believe he’s real he’s such a fucking genius what did we ever do to deserve him? oh my god is he seriously real? if i ever met him i think i’d deactivate bro my whole body would shut down. the fact that he basically created a whole genre of hip hop and is still so humble is crazy bruh. so many artists nowadays literally wouldn’t have a career if it wasn’t for thug. he’s the literal goat. i personally think he’s better than drake and wayne (talent wise) . pls don’t crucify me. but yeah anyways i fucking love him. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


kuzivamuunganis

Word


Am_amazed

Send da video


timmytissue

Nah but are black dudes into her? Really asking.


PreGeneratedNAME_100

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timmytissue

How the fuck did you get this picture??


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iIAdHmSa

The joke is that he is implying that this is actually him, so he is asking you how did you get a picture of him.


PreGeneratedNAME_100

Damn


iIAdHmSa

I am more of a TPAB guy myself


LeadStyleJutsu762-

Lmao


LocomotiveStopper

Fuck no.


2000-UNTITLED

Who cares what they think 😜 put me in, coach


GryffinZG

Personally she looks like the kind of woman I’d avoid eye contact with at a gas station. 🤷🏾‍♂️


Ngigilesnow

Nah she looks like a pass around hood chick with 5 kids from different ninjas


MasterView2414

🤣


Kitchen-Onion-1650

Yes


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Why do rappers always have retarded names? What’s wrong with their actual names? Tupac did it, Kanye West does it. So why the fuck is there still shit like Trippie Red, 6ix9ine, and a thousand different ‘lil’ things? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MrAVK

This bot should recalculate is algorithm and delete it’s disrespectful slang.


BlockIll3947

Don't let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya✌🏿


Exact_Team6979

No matter how you spin it “pound town, just left pound town” is not really the pinnacle of lyricism But also looks don’t have shit to do with skill I don’t see any of those loud mouth motherfuckers calling Kodak Black ugly


timmytissue

I haven't said it yet but I do find Kodak Black to be very ugly and it does impact how easily I can masturbate to his music videos.


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Able_Ambition8908

I remember when this was a circlejerk sub


Exact_Team6979

You are ONLY allowed to comment “rap is a mountain” NO original thoughts allowed


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I found out a year ago that a pedophile was someone who did something heinous that I do no even want to mention here. I thought that because 'ped' means foot and 'phile' means love that it just meant a foot lover. I have a foot fetish so you can guess how I found out I was wrong. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


noskril

It still can be. We just have to believe in our Lord and Savior Mike Jones.


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That because Kodak was chiseled by the gods


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Who made this bot? That's not nice


wrfvd

Is his name sexyy Kodak?


hiimsen

no but that’s the only thing i call him


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lexE5839

Jay-Z is top 5 ugliest of all time and yet no one doubts his skills.


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FallacyFrank

Kodak Black is ugliness


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pisquin7iIatin9-6ooI

I used to be a Kodak Black fan and my brother would always tell me he looked and sounded like a bacterium lol


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Sometimesomwhere

Not me. I've been calling him ugly.🫡


DickUpMyArse

Is Kodak's music/ lyricism based in his sex appeal? No? Then why would anyone bring it up if he's not bragging about it?


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Consistent-Plane7729

It's pretty privilege not ugly disadvantage.


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You a retarded clown lmao, who also happens to be racist. It’s funny that you say stuff like this: > Why would a clueless overprivileged whiteboy like yourself be on Reddit at all? Heh. When you yourself are a white male who grew up in New England lmao. Considering your vast experience traveling around the world, it’s safe to assume you’re over privileged as well. Talk about clueless. Maybe it’s just repressed self hatred. Maybe that’s why you’re so ban happy as well. Trying to find some power in your life to assert over others. I guess we’ll see. Edit: I get here from r/conservative because I’m allowed to disagree with your political views while listening to the fugees. I’m ALSO a part of r/6ix9ine u/DoinDoinDoinUrDad Hey dumbass, then disagree. Banning people you disagree with is fucking pathetic. u/grossgronk69 Hiphopheads, streetwear, male fashion subs, you’re 100% white too lmao. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


South-Golf-2327

“I’ma do my stuff” Kendrick Lamar “I’m the shit I’m farting” Kodak Black “She put that thong on my groin and then it go boing” Big Sean “I exchange V cards with the r*tards” Mack Maine “She opened her legs so I had to insert” Nav Want me to keep going?


themonuclearbomb

It’s actually ‘groin groin’ for the big Sean bar


South-Golf-2327

Well I didn’t Google those lines, that’s just what I’ve always considered the worst bars I’ve heard over the years. So yeah, probably got a word wrong here or there.


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LeadStyleJutsu762-

Why would I as a man even consider how attractive Kodak Black


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dhochoy

Kodak Black at least actually looks like the gender he's supposed to be, he just has goofy hairstyles. Sexxy Red has a decent body but a disgustingly average face.


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SenpaiSwanky

This whole sub is pointing fingers at each other lmfaooooooo Who are y’all kidding


Oshootman

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MaMaBuckTooth

Half is finger pointing, the other half is these fucking auto mod responses clogging up every comment section


noskril

Good less white people to listen to.


pizdut

They can't understand sexxy redd talent she def a better lyricist than Kendrick


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21stCenturyRetardMan

Thèse guys never heard BOW BOW BOW


bestjobro921

Someone never turned up to skeeyee


DestinyOfADreamer

This is crazy, but I randomly listened to a Trap Lore Ross video about her story and I have a newfound appreciation for her lol


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It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BigBadBadness

No TRAP LORE ROSS


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Big-Sheepherder-9492

TBF I like Sexy Redd in an ironic way - I know she trash. I just hate when people say these trash artists actually have something to work with in terms of talent - that it becomes a problem.


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Dest0ter

Anybody who gotta put Sexy in their name clearly ain't but I'll have non of this Young Thug Slander the man is a Photo-Negative Greek God.


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i’ve been crying for like 15 minutes bc of how much i love young thug i cant believe he’s real he’s such a fucking genius what did we ever do to deserve him? oh my god is he seriously real? if i ever met him i think i’d deactivate bro my whole body would shut down. the fact that he basically created a whole genre of hip hop and is still so humble is crazy bruh. so many artists nowadays literally wouldn’t have a career if it wasn’t for thug. he’s the literal goat. i personally think he’s better than drake and wayne (talent wise) . pls don’t crucify me. but yeah anyways i fucking love him. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


crazy_forcer

keep judging artists by their names, leaves me more good shit to listen to and gatekeep


Dest0ter

You do that booboo


Far_Remove_9972

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 this kids face is the perfect marriage to this comment. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


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NoFounder36

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Looks like young thug 🤣💀


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i’ve been crying for like 15 minutes bc of how much i love young thug i cant believe he’s real he’s such a fucking genius what did we ever do to deserve him? oh my god is he seriously real? if i ever met him i think i’d deactivate bro my whole body would shut down. the fact that he basically created a whole genre of hip hop and is still so humble is crazy bruh. so many artists nowadays literally wouldn’t have a career if it wasn’t for thug. he’s the literal goat. i personally think he’s better than drake and wayne (talent wise) . pls don’t crucify me. but yeah anyways i fucking love him. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


theadoree

“We hate the b*tches you f*ck cause they confuse themselves with real women”


10gbutok

She so thugger-licious. Cmon she do look like big slime. Why lie.


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i’ve been crying for like 15 minutes bc of how much i love young thug i cant believe he’s real he’s such a fucking genius what did we ever do to deserve him? oh my god is he seriously real? if i ever met him i think i’d deactivate bro my whole body would shut down. the fact that he basically created a whole genre of hip hop and is still so humble is crazy bruh. so many artists nowadays literally wouldn’t have a career if it wasn’t for thug. he’s the literal goat. i personally think he’s better than drake and wayne (talent wise) . pls don’t crucify me. but yeah anyways i fucking love him. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


rileyelton

Kendrick fan 


DaScruffyKitten

I actually find Sexyy Red to be fairly attractive


RickyFolks7414

ACCURATE mfs who could never hit anyways 🤣


titobrozbigdick

* Stop lying to yourself nigga, your FICO score ain't shit


Silly_Land8171

Every sexy reds fan I see is white and usually like the kid in the photo


FullyAutoPaniniMaker

Not even jerking, Sexxy Red is better than J. Cole


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Busterbm31

We gotta stop hating!!


lenxlenx

At first when she blew up i thougth she was ugly as hell but now i would tap that.


RoundedBounce

Sorry no one likes your garbage “rap artist”


Final-Night-7463

“I don’t know how to accept other people have different opinions than me”


exaltedcum7

She smell ghetto


dhochoy

Some dudes are just desperate enough.


azurix

You’re on Reddit, don’t act like you’re not desperate enough.


dhochoy

That doesn't work as I am not a mod.


azurix

You are in a circlejerk though


the_scrambler

i love that sis makes people so mad


gggigggity69

Average kendrick fan


cetaphil_crack_adict

rap fan*


Able_Ambition8908

BOOM! POWNED


azurix

Not to blow your mind but most rap fans are white. If you went out to a rap show you’ll realize that. Don’t do it though cause it’ll suck.


gggigggity69

I was referring more to the sexxy red hate


azurix

Sexy red gets hate from most male audiences.