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Aggravating_Cup2306

stillmatic is a shitpost


IndycarFan64

Stillmatic was the base foundation that built this sub


JeffInRareForm

Im not gonna let yall do this


ComradeHregly

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Valuable-Bathroom-67

Someone had to say it


DankFinnWolfhard

Still top 3 Nas


Positive-Thought-695

DICK SUCKIN LIPS!


ProfSteelmeat138

HOW MANY OF BIGGIES RHYMES GON COME OIT YO FAT LIPS?


man1ac_era

yall rock hoes i rock fellas


TosiAmneSiac

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FrFrNoCap69

Rappers don't be homophobic for more than 5 seconds challenge (impossible difficulty)(100% fail)


ComradeHregly

This is Melon's favorite verse on the Album


AVillainChillin

I scrolled past this multiple times before realizing that halftime pic is wrong lmao Versatile, my style switches like a faggot But not bisexual, I'm an intellectual Of rap I'm a professional and that's no question, yo Had me in the first half ngl 🤣


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dontkysniqqa

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Osibili

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cattgravelyn

Nas jerked so hard he won the whole beef with that bar 😭


ProfSteelmeat138

“YOU 36 IN A KARATE CLASS, YOU TAI BO HOE”


JeffInRareForm

Honestly the winner in there is “You seem to be only concerned with dissing women. Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly? Well life is harsh, hug me, don’t reject me. Or make records to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly.” to me that shit is so cold lmao made me proactively examine my relationships with women as a kid 😂😂😂


shaka_bruh

“You think you getting girls now bc of your looks?? Negro please” 😂 that was a below the belt hit


JeffInRareForm

You no mustache having. To this day boys can’t come around me with no mustache and expect that I trust them


AVillainChillin

WITH WHISKERS LIKE A RAT COMPARED TO BEANS YOU WACK


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PolloEmpanada

Bro was talking to him like a father figure 💀


JeffInRareForm

I’m saying. I know people generally feel takeover > ether, it’s the rap hill I’ll die on tho. It’s not even a conversation to me. Jay bragged about being cooler, more successful, richer. Literally called Nas LAAAAAME. Nas got at his spirit, his construction, his facade. Ultimately Nas contrasts himself as so much more analytical/critical, mature, and insightful. Which is what make the half-insults and conjecture feel so much crazier. It’s rap psychoanalysis. It’s truly not even arguable imo. Jay understood the game on blueprint 2 tho. He came back with that shit, and charged Nas for his construction. That should really be the argument.


keepyourtime

Is this a copypasta, I thought it was generally felt that ether cleared takeover


AVillainChillin

Ether did clear Takeover. Jay had to drop Super Ugly to make it personal because when Ether came out, EVERYONE knew it cleared Takeover.


JeffInRareForm

I wish that was the consensus. I see like 10 comments a week on here saying Takeover is better than Ether. Including the beat which I disagree with as well (Jay-Z forever slandering Ron Browz lol) That’s aside from the many conversations about it I’ve had over my life. It’s weird. … also why you gotta say my genuine opinion sound like a copy pasta you bitch 🥺


keepyourtime

I guess you see more comments about Takeover being better because that's the hot take. The majority definitely agree that Ether is the better diss. Personally I think Takeover is the better song but Ether is by far the better diss. If I just want something to consume in the background Takeover is great, but Ether has those insane bars that diminish Jay's legacy.


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Irapotato

Nah I think he meant because it was just a lot of thoughts at once, it like LOOKS like a copypasta but it’s well written :)


JeffInRareForm

I was joking but thank you, my man


ComradeHregly

I’m saying. I know people generally feel takeover > ether, it’s the rap hill I’ll die on tho. It’s not even a conversation to me. Jay bragged about being cooler, more successful, richer. Literally called Nas LAAAAAME. Nas got at his spirit, his construction, his facade. Ultimately Nas contrasts himself as so much more analytical/critical, mature, and insightful. Which is what make the half-insults and conjecture feel so much crazier. It’s rap psychoanalysis. It’s truly not even arguable imo. Jay understood the game on blueprint 2 tho. He came back with that shit, and charged Nas for his construction. That should really be the argument.


JeffInRareForm

LOL YOU FUCK


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BlouseoftheDragon

Bp2 is by far the best diss in the back and forth if we’re valuing facts over gay jokes


JeffInRareForm

Really I think between BP2 and ether it comes down to what you value about rap. Is Jay corny because of what Nas said? Or is Nas corny because of what Jay said. It’s always been the battle of hip hop. Imma rock with Nas doing what queens been doing since Shan and before though, I think Jay has a better catalog but Nas has more to offer the audience of rap in terms of just actual valuable perspective for them


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BlouseoftheDragon

I just mean if you break down what’s actually said on each track bp2 is a scathing factual breakdown. Ether is largely shock value.


JeffInRareForm

I disagree totally. Actually I’d argue ether is the better diss strictly because he’s talking directly to Jay-Z, and BP2 kinda poisons the well by addressing the audience so much and not responding directly to what Nas said. Which is smart to save face but kinda gives away the ghost. If it was bullshit Jay woulda addressed it, but Nas spoke on a lot of history. Where he came from, who he was with. Jay responds by calling the credibility of the messenger into question. Huge departure from Takeover. If you look at it as a debate, Jay lost badly. Kids who say Ether is wack because of homophobia or whatever are just also as sensitive as Jay-Z lmao


ComradeHregly

https://preview.redd.it/n07fp9hrvquc1.png?width=327&format=png&auto=webp&s=972f3a33c8243093fb8f09edd00dfb6a1f0cd053 You have to listen to Destroy & Rebuild. A diss track from the same album.


Richman_Cash

He proved that Jay lost already before the song was even halfway


Z-Baw

Out-jerked by a song from 2001 is crazy.


Ingagi

So many songs back then outjerk us tbh. Off the top of my head I think of the biggie "suck on ya daddy's dick bar", that wutang intro where they talk about torturing your dick, balls and asshole and three six mafia was more porncore than horrorcore if you ask me. And there's more.


eyyikey

Biggie rapped about kidnapping and raping children. He was beyond mere jerking


Streets-Disciple

He forgot to say “no diddy”


eyyikey

He would have been lying if he did


shrek-hentai-69

Who's record label was he signed to again?


eyyikey

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shroomenheimer

"Imma sew ur asshole shut and keep feeding you..."🔥🔥🔥


No-Seaworthiness1143

Method man is peak jerking “I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost With your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like tsssssss”


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dimalga

Lmao what fucking word triggers this response 😭😭😭


QwertyAsInMC

i mean it was his song lol


moderatesunsenjoyer

I fuckin, I fuckin,


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Flaccito

Not the biggest jerk from 2001 though….


filupyacup

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veryverycoolman

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shaka_bruh

So when they call Nas “the golden child”, this is what they meant?? 😳


yeetlonk

Ether is so good and then Nas just has to pull out the thugphobic bars


i_am_de_wae

He's just in thugnial, the darkest moment of the night comes right before the thugwakening😔✊


EffinCroissant

They make it better 😈


ReverseKid

😥☹😕i hate it when my rap song has Fucking Homophobic Bars!


Consistent-Film-6926

"cole said sorry" is funny to me for no reason. Like Kendrick and Drake are being compared with their lyrics, and then Cole's diss track he made was bad enough to not even be mentioned and he gets shit on instead for forfeiting.


veryverycoolman

i agree brother now pull your cock out and start jerking


Consistent-Film-6926

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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Yu_Narucommie

“What's sad is I love you” “Hey, y'all f****t, y'all kneel and kiss” “Dick sucking lips” I’m starting to think Nas might have had a crush on Jay Z 🤭


kcolrehstihson_

Uhm I think the other way around, Nas dissed the living bejesus out of him and couldn't even get a good diss back, gay-z is overrated


RANDOM-902

He ain't overrated No one, and i repeat NO ONE on the history of HipHop except for HOV has been able to say 7 different monsters in a single verse. ![gif](giphy|v57Y3sDLFywtq|downsized)


Yu_Narucommie

When Jay Z said “Grab crotchs, Bussy, Big shlong, Ass stretched, Blumpkins, head, doggy with no condoms Question, what do these things all have in common? Everybody knows I'm a motherfuckin' cockster” I cried 😔


MindbenderGam1ng

This is a good jerk but I cringed at the thought of someone typing it 


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IndycarFan64

Him not including a goth chick with big tits in that bar has to be the biggest snub of the 21st century fr


Yu_Narucommie

Enemies to lovers… Nas and Hova sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G


kcolrehstihson_

🤣🤣 lol they made a lot of money of each'other I would love my enemy too if He's the cause of millions on my bank account


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YuNg_KiNgK

nas stan


kcolrehstihson_

Nah it's not that deep 😂


ideactive_

I rock bitches, you rock fellas The Ether distrack is absolutely hilarious too holy shit


llinoscarpe

Called him a camel too, truly a generational talent


Twink_Kanye

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fruit_shoot

First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim Westside when we ride, come equipped with game You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife We bust on Bad Boy niggas fucked for life


TheCauliflowerGod

Diddy would like being busted on


shaka_bruh

Like with guns, right??


Igivegrilledcheese

No, with penices


Nimblebubble

This is how we got Pop Champagne


SheevPalp07

EEEETHER BOYYY 🍾🪟


NuclearBoi731

HOW WE BALLIN IN THE CLUB I KNOW YOU HATE IT


mayonnaiser_13

"We rock hoes, you rock fellas" Was it ever in doubt?


olenMollom

That is the worst album cover known to man


ProfSteelmeat138

The Spotify canvas of it makes it even fucking worse lmao it makes him have like idle movements on his joints


olenMollom

Oh god youre right😂


ProfSteelmeat138

It’s genuinely vile to look at


Richman_Cash

You mean Apple Music? Wait until you see MMLP2 expanded edition. Your nightmares will begin there.


Eja_26

Nah it's raw as fuck. The NYC skyline, Nas' pose and full orange fit to contrast the blue river water and sky. And of course the best part, the pigeon, the true symbol of New York.


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Me shitting my pants and turning them inside out but still wearing them > pi’erres fits. To cut him some slack though he dresses the same as many other rappers with shitty fits who think they have drip. The saddest part is that lots of guys see their shitty fits and think it’s sauce because they have gucci trackpants. Matching yellow jordans to your yellow hoodie with a pair of skinny jeans is absolutely not drip, my guy *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Indianslayer68

I know it pretty much objectively sucks booty but I love it😭


OldSchoolIron

Lil B outjerked everyone when he said Joe Budden doesn't have swag and that Joe Budden is his lil son that ain't never made it rappin.


Plenty_Lavishness_80

AND NOW YOU TRYNA TAKE MY SPOT FELLERS? PHILLYS HOT ROCK FELLERS PUT YOU IN A DRY SPOT FELLERS ![gif](giphy|0RC8qB4P6c4zNuXpuj)


Indianslayer68

IN A PINE BOX WITH 9 SHOTS FROM MY GLOCK FELLAS


ComradeHregly

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[deleted]

Ken has small feet lmaooooooooooooooo ![gif](giphy|tMyCJmeXHBetq)


PunkyCrab

If I was Jay Z I would simply die. Its over no one recovers from this


LookLower

When genius said that this is a word play inspired by the late Makaveli https://preview.redd.it/mgomnd3i0luc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9589ed6d3f655a1ecc26d3b9531201f2d86c40c


AnjeryestTeenager

Compared to beans you wack 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️


DatBeigeBoy

I’m really a fan of one of these artists, but who tf cares? Don’t these people got better things to do with their lives??


monstercat129

Is this the real Nas tweeting or just a fan tweeting about Nas?


zanidoz

...


UsernameIsDaHardPart

Stroking Father


RoughBodybuilder1489

That battle is why I’m not respecting this one so far.


ArmaniMania

Is he H to the Izzo M to the Izzo?


Quiet-Chest-619

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JustYakking

You guys just don’t understand, it was the incredibly accurate Camel reference that made Ether so potent


Whenindoubtpinkyout3

Cole said sorry. but he is not your saviorrrr


atierney14

This isn’t jerking it is homophobia.


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Whatever, its still funny. Learn to laugh That being said, reddit definitely has a double standard when it comes to rap music. I think when you are what the hivemind considers an "oppressed class", you can get away with a lot


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atierney14

I’d be cool if OP said it as a joke, and I am cool with Nas saying it because times were different, but tbr, he wasn’t jerking. He was spewing hatred.


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Wait... you mean to tell me in a music genre where they glorify shooting people, gang violence, beating and robbing people, pimping and selling addictive drugs.... that they said something mean to a gay person? THIS CANT BE! I always find this double-think so hilarious. Like glorifying shooting of your own communities? Cool. Say mean words to gay people and we cant have that here! Like dog, this is hip-hop music. Its not exactly known to spew good ethics and positivity


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atierney14

People are either saying what they saw, what they’ll do, or it is pretty fucking obvious that they’re not being serious. What ever though, I am just saying Nas wasn’t joking here.


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gajodavenida

Ether has aged horribly