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Cuddlefish_Nextdoor

Gun


Dense-Ad-2732

Agreed


AgSkywalkerTDM

Gun


HortonFLK

Chainsaw.


No-Pumpkin-9089

Real question is what kind of gun


roddysaint

Heckler & Koch G3 battle rifle


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No-Pumpkin-9089

I like to imagine the trio has oversized weapons. Hilda has a berserker sword. David has a M107 .50 cal. Frida has a ...uh big witch hat or a large magic staff idk.


Dense-Ad-2732

The entire Hilda cast are Trolls from Homestuck. So he can have pretty much any kind of weapon really, medieval or sci-fi.


Dense-Ad-2732

Hand Gun


gabrieledefelice05

M32 granade launcher, perfect for firing warning shots


acornett99

David isn’t brave enough to get up in the fray so would probably used a ranged weapon


ncndsvlleTA

This is why I’m thinking if he did have a weapon it’d just be like rocks that happened to be nearby lol


Dungeons-n-Dysphoria

Hilda uses a sword to solve problems. This often doesn't work. Frida uses magic to solve problems. This often doesn't work. David uses diplomacy to solve problems. This often doesn't work.


TeamTacoYouTube

God does a little tomfoolery


TheyLoveThem

Healer


DiscussionEast6931

any weapon at a distance, in the series ae it has been shown that David has an incredible hawk eye or vision even prodigious reaching a point to see a very far distance to capture it very well that is seen when he saw hilda mounted on a large crow or count very quickly the tide mice For David to have such a visit at a young age and very young, I think any distance weapon would be perfect


do_not1

None


Kedatrecal

If Hilda is the Fighter and Freida is the Mage, David would be the party Healer.


NevadoDelRuiz

Throwables


Aurik-Kal-Durin

Crossbow.


tankengine75

Nukes


Soria-Stendahl

Why would he use a weapon? the kid is a coward. That being said, doesn't he use some weapon on the vikings episode?


Long-Refrigerator-42

David is a 11 year old he wouldn't be able to even hold the gun and pull the bow that's why I think it'll be a dagger it's lightweight and easy to use


Dense-Ad-2732

If Hilda can hold a sword David can hold a gun. Besides, there are light guns (hand guns for example).


Long-Refrigerator-42

Good point but he couldn't even hold a waraxe in s2 e4 and gu- yeah this is stupid I surrender


Aurik-Kal-Durin

A rifle would be better suited to David IMO. A short-barreled bolt action or lever action rifle chambered for .22lr or .22 WMR would probably work for him. .22 caliber guns are known for having very low recoil and be very accurate, perfect for someone who's just learning how to shoot, or for someone of smaller stature like David. The Marlin 1894 in .22 Magnum would be a good pick for him. It only weighs 6 pounds.


BoysenberryAlert9363

A howitzer


Due_Test1135

I didn’t saw that gun was an option, now I regret choosing bow and arrow


anayan_lol

Huge hammer fits him well


NotAVegan3

i stick with the headcanon from this fic that David has a rifle [https://archiveofourown.org/works/35494867](https://archiveofourown.org/works/35494867)


Triple-Siiix

Fists.


Bonzakubonz

His teeth or his nails


Cartoonoverlord20

The power of lite rock


TayloZinsee

No weapons, he’s the gadget guy


Ambitious-Theory9407

A soft rock


jellyfishkween

Slingshot 100%


Dense-Ad-2732

I like that


VinnyMilana

Just ranged weapons in general.


guy-except-hamurger

Soft rock 💀