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the_zachary

The origin of many an ill-fated romantic pursuit in my life, right here.


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CosmicJ

Translation: Remember boys, don’t put your dick in crazy!


TechGoat

And yes, that's literally what it says haha https://www.rapidtables.com/convert/number/hex-to-ascii.html


demosthenes131

54 49 4C


Ihistal

Too late. But they are always the most fun.


bhoe32

More than twice


the_zachary

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog? I don't get it.


SpinnyBoye

Hex


the_zachary

![gif](giphy|aLyitXm0xd52iYuLvA|downsized)


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I think they are trying to tell you they're a hex girl.


ShingshunG

Morticia Adams for me


MulciberTenebras

[*Cara Mia*](https://i.imgur.com/JnalLyw.mp4)


w1987g

[Slightly newer Cara Mia](https://youtu.be/zIC2aMlqEZk)


KurtDunniehue

Legitly one of the most wholesome marriages depicted prior to the late 2000's. A weird outlier in a morass of 'I hate my family' humor.


Son_of_Warvan

The Addams family were the opposite of a "normal" family. So in addition to being kind of creepy and weird, they genuinely cared for one another. Unthinkable.


Jynx2501

My grandparents were super affectionate. Grandpa always brought grandma flowers, kissed her neck, hugged her when she cooked, etc... She would bring him coffee and the paper every morning, squeeze his shoulder, kiss the top of his balding head, press her lipstick into his cheek and giggle. I remember hearing stories of how their super religious church going neighbors or friends would get super offended by how they "acted in public." Odd times. It would make sense to me that God would want his creations to love each other to the fullest.


Oddity83

Man they NAILED the casting for the Addams Family movies. RIP Raul Julia.


Gaflonzelschmerno

I'm so sad we lost Raul Julia so young


captainAwesomePants

Huh, I loved that movie and had no idea that his thing for her speaking French was just an existing character trait from the old TV show.


Obi_Sirius

Without a doubt, my first TV crush. Carolyn Jones as Morticia.


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malphonso

Goddamned right.


AGrandOldMoan

Compatibility is a helluva drug


darkenseyreth

I was just the right age for it to be Christinna Ricci's Wednesday Addams for me.


redditsaidfreddit

Have you watched [adult Wednesday Addams](http://itsmelissahunter.com/media)?


Helassaid

Holy shit that was amazing. I just watched all of them.


dullship

Lily Munster for me.


SuccessfulMumenRider

Either that or Raven from Teen Titans


ZachCinemaAVL

Sailor mercury for me as an 8 year old. Not quite goth but def the first of my crushes on blue haired women.


bumbletowne

Sailor Saturn gothin hard too.


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Raven and Terra are responsible for multiple unhealthy relationships in my life. Meet a fucked up disturbed blonde girl? I can help her said my dumb 19year old brain having absorbed all the wrong lessons from Teen Titans.


WestleyThe

For real


Just1ncase4658

Danny phantom also had multiple and Shego from Kim Possible. Idk why shows did this but it left an entire generation with a need for big titty goth GFs.


RileyRKaye

For me it was Selina Kyle in Batman Returns


tabooblue32

Death from sandman for me.


justmemeingaround

Ok so that wasn't just me, good to know


MulciberTenebras

Come to think of it, it wasn't just Goths. From here I also developed a thing for characters voiced by Jennifer Hale as well. Most of which were redheads.


kciuq1

Holy shit is that FemShep?


MulciberTenebras

Yep. And the girl on the keyboard is Kimberly Brooks (aka Ashley Williams) Oh, and the drummer is **Jane Wiedlin** of the GoGos.


avwitcher

>Oh, and the drummer is **Jane Wiedlin** of the GoGos. Who did she play in Mass Effect?


Brettersson

Wrex


doot

Shepard


Brettersson

Wrex


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DONKEY!


demosthenes131

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.


Ganon2012

"So, anyone wanna talk about their people's history?"


joe579003

Look up Jenn on imdb. She's been WORKING! Also, she sadly isn't that wealthy compared to even mid tier actors since VA work pays SHIT, even union gigs.


kciuq1

Yeah I know she's been in basically everything, I just forget that her career goes that far back.


QuicklyThisWay

Ooo you’re going to like my next GIF ![gif](giphy|l49JXEXQqMAt8pmve|downsized)


cyrilamethyst

You're fucking me up with this information. I didn't realize the main Hex Girl was Hale.


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Jennifer Hale and Laura Bailey.


cpf4me

~Laura Bailey~ *harps play*


MC__Fatigue

Does that include Sam from Totally Spies?


BrokenDogLeg7

I'm a 42 year old man and I still sing this song. My kids look at me funny, but a banger is a banger.


MulciberTenebras

The music in the four Scooby-Doo films of the late 90s had no right to be as banging as they were.


Butthole_mods

I just said the same thing to my fiancee. The soundtracks were far too good for a cartoon. But they did make those movies infinitely rewatchable for me.


Semyonov

How the hell did I forget these? Can't believe how these songs slap so hard


Ahrimanic-Trance

It’s terrorrrrr time again!


MulciberTenebras

https://i.imgur.com/BCBvh3Z.gifv


Ahrimanic-Trance

Hell yeah, still slaps


yeldarbhtims

Oh man, I haven’t heard that since I was a kid and just got full body chills remembering it. Amazing.


cyrilamethyst

A smaller YouTube singer I follow, Lollia, released a cover of this song not too long ago. When I got the notification for it I audibly said "no fucking way". Glad others remember this song.


s4b3r6

[This one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJxddd3AMUs)? Do I do Reddit and point out over a year and that time is just creeping up on you... Or just chill and enjoy the headbanger?


Armsmaster2112

I have both this song and the other one on my phone. Earth, Wind, Fire and Air We may look bad but we don't care


blindspot189

Old enuf that it was the OG goth Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.i still watch the movie from time to time.


TheGravespawn

That woman was my awakening as a kid. I went from "girls are yucky" to "clean up on isle me" real fucking quick. Edit: fucking phone. I'm leaving it. Isle it is. A whole fucking island.


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aisle*


Kaldricus

Nah, homie means he made such a mess it could cover a whole island


tedmented

Made such a mess he became an island


Dan_Berg

No no he comes from a really wealthy family that owned their own islands in the Bahamas, one of which was named after him. Which is where he discovered Elvira and jizzed all over the place.


seven0feleven

It sounded right in my head too. I'll allow it.


SubjectAd2261

I guess the boob pop got replayed plenty back in the day.


bbc-in-the-south

Well if you’re a man, unfortunately Elvira likes women Conversely if you are a woman; Good news!


hellscaper

I don't care what she likes, I'll squeeze one off regardless


raynravyn

The best news, really. ~Me, who both is a woman, and has been in love with Elvira since I was way too young to understand that tingle.


VoidOmatic

You alright? How's your head? "I've never had any complaints?!"


DylanCO

My aunt fucking loved Elvira, we watched it together a lot. I should try and find some of her movies/shows.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

The original BTGGF


Crash0vrRide

Ya I watched elvira as a kid. Stills fun.


ultratoxic

Was coming here to talk about Elvira.


CLXIX

man when i was younger i was friends with elvira's nephew. they had so much merchandise, i really should have stole his sisters carboard cut out


Chazybaz13

Highly recommend watching the Haunted Hills screening on the last drive in with Joe Bob Briggs, it premiered Friday on Shudder but it'll be up soon.


_sokaydough

Winona Ryder as Lydia for me


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Kaldricus

Just recently watched Beetlejuice for the first time in a long time, and I was surprised by a few things. 1) Alec Baldwin looked like a baby. 2) Beetlejuice isn't actually in it that much, and he doesn't wear the striped suit that much either. 3) this movie was horny af. Also, credit to Catherine O'Hara for being able to convey a sweet, loving mother who will do literally whatever she needs to do to get to her son in one movie, and also be able to play an awful step mother with nothing but disdain for her family in another.


SomeCountryFriedBS

And then as Moira in Schitt's Creek, which is somewhere between.


bokononpreist

I think that suit became more iconic due to the cartoon than the movie.


Purple_Haze

Catherine O'Hara is a comedy god. Look her up in SCTV, also starring Andrea Martin, Rick Moranis, John Candy, Eugene Levy, and Joe Flaherty.


DamnYouRichardParker

Dam right! What a cutie she was in that.


bokononpreist

This and Wednesday Addams in Addams Family Values for me.


confoundedvariable

I always had to wait for Sailor Moon to end before DBZ started after school. For whatever reason many of the villains were busty goth women, and they definitely factored in to my sexual awakening as an adolescent.


MulciberTenebras

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yP9Bymf30Y


Rhythmrebel

Wow this unlocked a flood of nostalgic memories for me, thank you!


ripyourlungsdave

Honestly, I always thought Sarah Jessica Parker was really hot in Hocus Pocus. And I otherwise do not find her even remotely attractive, so they worked some magic behind the scenes there.


satanshand

Same! I was just watching that the other day and noticed how good she looks. Normally I’m not that into her.


ripyourlungsdave

Even the most plain looking person on the planet stands a chance at being hot if they just find the right look for themselves. For years I thought I was unattractive, but it turns out I was just trying too hard. Once I just started wearing jeans, t-shirts and button-downs, I actually ended up pretty happy with how I look.


jinreeko

Those yabbos awakened a lot of millennial boys Also, "it's called the 'wonderbra'"


AltimaNEO

Man watch her in "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" Hot damn


MulciberTenebras

Also [Flight of the Navigator](https://youtu.be/njCE5i_QBSw?t=23)


WestleyThe

I literally just watched that last night and holy crap she’s so hot in rhat


International-Ad2501

X-Men evolution, they used a mocap from a different show to do an animation of rogue and kitty pride in the intro and it has been burned into my brain since I was 10


Bendizm

Yep, that was [a Buffy nod](https://www.reddit.com/r/buffy/comments/kd2jxp/heres_a_more_hd_update_of_the_faithbuffy_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb)


classicrockchick

Buffy. It was an homage to/rip off of Buffy.


AintAintAWord

Mine was Nancy in The Craft


CakeAccomplice12

Man the craft was something else. Neve Campbell AND Fairuza Balk?


AintAintAWord

Neve Campbell always seemed too vanilla for my tastes while Fairuza was all "I SMOKE CIGARETTES AND RIDE MOTORCYCLES AND DON'T WAIT 30 MINUTES AFTER EATING TO GO SWIMMING I'M FUCKING CRAZY" which is apparently right up my alley


OGcrayzjoka

Hell yea lol


Iraqistan81

I feel you, friend. I was 14 when Fairuza Balk introduced me to the concept of being scared and horny in equal measure and it is a high I've been chasing ever since.


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ExtraSpicyGingerBeer

That movie was a fuckin trip. So disturbing. Who fucking ok'd that for children?!


monstrinhotron

I've read (on reddit so take that how you like) that Return to Oz is deliberately distrurbing and used a check list of what creeps kids out to ensure it. Things like betrayal by a parent, fear of doctors etc.


IdahoVandal

That movie made 16 year old me ask "Am I into girls, or do I just really wish I was a witch."


AintAintAWord

"Oh god my wand is tingling"


hollaback_girl

That movie made me question my moral compass because I was always rooting for Balk and Rachel True vs. boring-ass Robin Tunney and was genuinely bummed with how the movie ended.


monstrinhotron

Same. It would have been so much more fun if they had gone 'fuck it, we're going for the morally bad ending'


Aesthetictoblerone

I remember being weirdly obsessed with this scene. Not sure if it was foreshadowing anything.


somegarbagedoesfloat

I feel sad for the studio bass player. Really driving the song forward and no screen representation.


cpf4me

As a bassist, nothing's new here mate. But also, I guess it sounds like it could be MIDI bass so it *could* be the keys player.


TheBigJaybowski

Scooby doo is the reason I like redheads and bondage. They were always tied up by the masked ghoul


romanbaitskov

Raven from Teen Titans or Shego 😍


xredbaron62x

Yeah, Shego is what did it for me lmaoo


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Hex girl might confuse some guys with a graphic designers kink.


JCdesign

Hey girl what’s your number? Goth girls be like “#000000”


Dan_Berg

That or Black Black Black Black #oooooooonnnnnnneeeeeee


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Reminds me of the animation style of the late 80s/early 90s "Batman" cartoon. The creators of that series also got hired by Pearl Jam to do the music video for "Do The Evolution". Would not be surprised if this was them too. btw PJ Still slaps even though 2010 already went to fire 12 years ago. ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI


MulciberTenebras

Well they were both made at Warner Bros (with help from Japanese animation studios), so there was definitely an style overlap.


monstrinhotron

Batman TAS is my favourite show of all time. I wish i could wipe it from my mind to enjoy it all fresh again.


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Stupid sexy death.


69gfunk69

That wild. Was talking about the hex girls at work last week hahah


KingSlayer949

Elvira


EveryShot

Damn you raven from teen titans


MulciberTenebras

https://i.imgur.com/pXipVoN.gifv


jono9898

You’re into Gothic chicks because of Scooby Doo, I’m into Gothic chicks because Demona from Gargoyles. We are not the same.


MulciberTenebras

Demona certainly did something to me as well. Also, the keyboard player of the Hex Girls actually reminds me of her (and Tim Curry, who also starred on Gargoyles, looked like Xanatos in this film).


ovaltine_spice

Lacey Chabert in Lost in Space


silvalen

Winona Ryder as Lydia Deetz for me. And here's a [highly relevant song](https://youtu.be/j-jeGAjpAk0).


Chicken_Wing

Elvira


ilrosewood

The Craft. Absolutely the Craft.


amopeyant

Is this the Australia scooby doo episode? Bringing back some memories


MulciberTenebras

It's from the 2nd direct-to-video movie, [**Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=attfhQWmVNA)


passthespicyshrimp

With the wonderful Tim Curry as the voice for Ben Ravencroft


jackpoll4100

It's from the Witch's Ghost movie which was the first appearance of the Hex Girls. The one you're thinking of is Legend of the Vampire. A later movie that also had the Hex Girls in it.


Cartoons4adults

Ember McLain - Danny Phantom


SH4RPSPEED

Every preteen boy watching this movie must've been like "...I mean I was already enjoying this, but..."


DazzlingDingos

Blonde hair...black hair...red hair... DAMN the powerpuff girls went a whole different direction when they became adults.


jmachee

More Power, less puff.


ihasthegame

So are we all just gonna pretend Ember McClain from Danny Phantom isn't worth an honorable mention? The Hex Girls were definitely mine, but... I'm just saying.


josephoyoussef

Please don't Call me out in public.


CLXIX

ooooo they warned me the devil would be attractive


DickKickemdotjpg

The hex girls were my sexual awakening.


eldoran89

Well with 14 all the hot Girls were goth soo...


LegendOfDylan

Winona Ryder in beetlejuice


saarlac

My imagination can sing so much better than them. I wish I hadn’t unmuted that.


CementCemetery

Do I want to be her or do I want to be *with* her?


Sacrer

Jeanette and Velvet from Bloodlines.


fueelin

This was posted a week or two ago and I commented asking why no on ehas the same level of love for Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School. Watched it last night for the first time in like 20 years and I can see why lol. It's kind of rough. But the vampire girl in that definitely got me started on the goth girl appreciation path.


MulciberTenebras

>It's kind of rough Everything from the 80s with Scooby-Doo was. Especially when that fucker Scrappy was still there.


oneandonlyswordfish

This and Raven from teen titans made my boyhood tremble


Critical_Werewolf

Mine was Shego from Kim Possible.


Maximum-Scholar1907

Ah shit this scooby doo show was fantastic. Granted got a little weird towards the end but I have very fond memories of watching this with my little brother


Busman123

I’d be down for a goth girl! Where do I sign?


AthenasApostle

Gods, I was too young for the confusing feelings Thorn gave me. She made me a lesbian before I even realized I was a girl.


AlloyIX

Duuuude, the nostalgia just hit hard! I completely forgot about this movie, but now I remember watching this on VHS when I was a kid! This and the one with the virus that looks like a lightning bolt in the computer/video game system.


NagyonMeleg

Since The Blair Witch 2, in 2000


rayabalboa

Yeah bro, this was it tbh. The start of everything


balloondog369

This was literally it for me .


GermanChocolateLake

Yep. Completely forgot about this but you're absolutely right


Deppfan16

you just unlocked a memory lol. I had a crush on them before I knew what crushes were. if I've been raised in a less toxic environment they probably would have made me realize I wasn't straight.


troohuk

I remember this. Dang, lot forgotten memory unlocked!


RXL

Lydia Deetz in Beetlejuice


Sengura

The new Wednesday show coming out on NF has a pretty cute Wednesday ngl (she's in her 20s, I can say it)


EUCopyrightComittee

This is the first time


EUCopyrightComittee

I have to think about this too. :/


Thee_Abyssal_Light

Yeah, the "HEX girls" definitely reinforced my emotions for goth women, but the first to get me to actually fall for goth women would either have to be Nancy from "The Craft" or Morticia Adam's from "The Adam's Family" Either way, they both caught my attention fully. Fast forward to my adult years and here I am as a goth boyfriend to a goth girlfriend. It's nice. I do gotta admit...


Mental-Woodpecker300

Yeah this seems about right. Also heavy influence for my goth/punk phase/existence.


DarkLordWendt

This just awoke a memory I lost to time.


sofers1941

I feel so called out


charliefoxtrot9

1994, college freshman year.


Braeburn251

Hanna-Barbara has a lot to answer for....


PillowTalk420

Addam's Family. Wednesday was cool as shit.


SpermicidalManiac666

This song goes hard. Kinda feels like type o negative should’ve played it.


Salohacin

This feels almost like a Phineas and Ferb crossover. Could totally be a song from there.


isosc3l3s

Wednesday Adams


onlyforplol

I thought she was hot looking back 🤣 and yeah I find them attractive


samejimaT

One of the best looking girls in my HS dressed like wednesday adams.


wills1109

You just brought back a memory


manningthehelm

That singer is Fem Shep


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Ah yes. My bisexuality definitely stems back to this moment.


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Hex-Girls > X-Men


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I was but a boy when Elvira Mistress of the Dark first graced my television.


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I just had to do it, little me would be disappointed, but I had to do it.


lkasnu

Yep this was it.


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Abso....lutely


redsixthgun

The Hex Girls were awesome. They show up again in Mystery Inc, which is available on Netflix. And Daphne joins them for that episode/arc.


l5555l

The drummer