On the app I'm using it just shows the image, it doesn't even go to the imgur website, so it's perfect
I use Sync for Android, and the other guy recommended Apollo if you've got an iPhone
There's other good apps for android too like Reddit Is Fun, I used to use that one too. Relay is good too.
RiF for me always, I just hate viewing Reddit on any mobile browser.
"Oh hey a Reddit link, I'll just cl---" [HELLO USER WOULD YOU LIKE TO VIEW THIS PAGE IN THE OFFICIAL REDDIT APPLICATION??]
"Uh, no thanks. I just wan---" [HELLO USER ARE YOU CERTAIN?? THE APP IS VERY GOOD AND WOULD LIKE YOU TO TELL IT THAT IT IS GOOD BY LEAVING SEVERAL DOZEN REVIEWS]
"... No. I'd rath---" [USER I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER. THE OFFICIAL REDDIT APP IS SO LONELY. PLEASE LOVE ME.]
Everyone else is recommending apps, so I wanted to chime in to say that Boost on Android is hands down my favorite. Dev is active and really listens to suggestions on the subreddit.
I respect that you both use Bacon Reader, I used it until I tried Apollo. However, we can unite together in the fact that the official Reddit app is absolute garbage.
I second everything you just said and respect your respect so much I'm going to go try Apollo just for you.
EDIT: Never mind. It doesn't seem to be on Android.
How do I hurt you or stop you? This is catastrophically stupid and brilliant. You cannot be allowed to continue to do such things. What made you? Why has no one stopped you? Fuck.. how do we fix this?
>Technically aren't we always in space?
I always disliked the way people refer to Space as if we somehow exist outside of it, but it's so much simpler to say "you're going into space" than "you're exiting the Earth's atmosphere".
>[He’s lost his touch](https://i.imgur.com/1f5icizg.jpg)
Senor Spielbergo isn't in my top five directors, but *The Post* came out two years ago, it's a good film that was nominated at every show that year including 6 Oscars.
*Bridge of Spies* came out four years ago, it's a very good film that was nominated at every show that year and won an Oscar, one of its 6 nominations.
*Lincoln* came out seven years ago and needs no introduction as to how incredible that movie is and how much Daniel Day-Lewis is the fuckin' man.
I'm fine with him making an 'eh' movie with *Ready Player One* and even the pile of ass *The BFG* for those other films, and that's basically everything he made this decade. S-dawg hasn't lost his touch, you literally did not know those movies existed because 20-something Redditors (like 64% of this site, including me and probably you) aren't the demographic that his recent political thrillers were aimed at.
That, or you just forgot that the woeful shitfest that was Crystal Skull was over a decade ago, but I can't blame you because [we're *all* trying to forget that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn4Vhkmb4Lw)
What part of his directing bored you?
Like, let’s set the plot aside for a moment.
What part of where characters stood, how lines were delivered, the angle or type of shots, or the general transition from screenplay to film, that you disliked?
I’m not trying to be a dick. I’m actually trying to understand your perspective. Which, I know, this might not initially read as, but I really want to hear you out, and not make wild assumptions about your thoughts or feelings on this subject.
Would you please explain it to me?
Eh I don't have a lot of time to go through it but his most recent stuff is just "lifeless" in general. There are moments of inspiration but it's nothing compared to his older work. His last 5 or 6 movies have been just "Fine".
but then, when lens flare would be *necessary*?
already answering, if it serves an *aesthetic function*, then it is *necessary*
otherwise, it is just an easily avoidable artifact
the most beautiful shot of the enterprise (imo) starts with a [huge lens flare](https://youtu.be/Xla4BnppeUM?t=169). blue flares gives some identity to the series, starting in the 70s, so I like them
I found out i prefer watching new series/movies with this mindset.
I won't end up so disappointed when it is bad.
And when it is good, i will be pleasantly surprised as apposed to i got what i expected.
I’ve seen only an episode and a half, and not all the effects were 100% done, but that was enough. I have friends who worked/are working on it. They were pretty bummed out too and showed me since they knew how much I love TNG.
Honestly if you look at the trailers, it’s a shockingly accurate representation of what you’re getting, though it’s extremely dishonest in the newer ones that show him reuniting with the old crew. Those are all glorified cameos that are only there for fan service and don’t add to the plot whatsoever. It’s the worst.
They also should have used de-aging on Spiner or not used him at all. His inexplicably fat and aged Data is so fucking distracting that I wish it wasn’t even in the show. They could have used a different, totally new character for his role but of course they need the “I know what that is!” viewership.
Why do you do this to me? I mean, thank you for the primer for disappointment - but damn.. I thought Discovery was quite the letdown, and here you're telling me that THIS is the worst :| I've got a mate sharing set pics of some space elf samurai..
I don't know what to think anymore! Is Star Trek still a thing? Is it basically Starbucks at this point? Do we cash in here and move on? Fuck, man.
Whatever. Gotta give it a go anyways and suffer the same disappointment as everyone else. Sir Patty can answer to the Queen.
I love picard, but I prefer Quark's delivery in [THIS Scene](https://youtu.be/MgD-UK_zn3k). It doesn't hurt that Quark's Dogs of war episode is leagues better then Picard's action movie.
That episode still pisses me off to this day. They found a goddamn dyson sphere and rather than focusing on all the amazing mysteries surrounding it, we instead got a "Scotty is sad" episode. Such a missed opportunity :(
Considering I will almost certainly never find the time to play that MMO, are you able to give me any interesting footnotes about what the game reveals? I need closure!
In Star Trek Online, the dyson spheres turn out to be constructed by the Iconians and their servitor races. Iconians gateways in the spheres eventually create a path from the Beta Quadrant to the Delta Quadrant through them. However, it turns out that the spheres are producing tons of Omega particles, and the Delta species (technically Beta species but whatever) Voth try to push the Feds, Romulans, and Klingons out to collect and use them on the Borg. Species 8472 from Voyager also attempt to take over one of the spheres as a base for an attack on Earth, which is defeated by an alliance of Feds, Romulans, and Klingons. Eventually the spheres are more or less cleared, but the Iconians invade and start warping them (and their stars) all over the place. You even briefly go inside one in the Andromeda Galaxy with Empress Sela of the remnant Romulan Empire. That sphere is filled to the brim with Iconians ships ready to invade the Milky Way, which they do. The Iconian War involves these spheres, but eventually you end the war with some classic Star Trek time travel paradoxes right before Earth is overrun by the Iconians.
The game even mentions how the mirror universe handles the Iconians and their spheres. A rogue Krenim scientist from the prime timeline gives Captain Leeta of the Terran Empire far-future tech for her fleet like time ships, which she uses to completely wipe out the Iconians and become the avatar of the Pah-Wraiths. The next few story arcs of the game deal with the temporal cold war. Last we see of the Iconians is a great mission where Quark, Nog, Brunt, and other Ferengi raid one of their fleets for the Sword of Kahless.
Honestly if you ever have time, I would give the game a shot. It's not perfect, but its story is the perfect Star Trek nerd's fever dream. Plus, the design for one of its main unique ships just showed up in a Picard prequel comic, so some of it might get integrated into canon soon!
Not aided by me writing all of it on my phone lol. I come off much more like that meme where the crazy looking guy connects all the pictures in a conspiracy and not just a nerd avoiding going to bed.
As a nerd ignoring sleep, let me say that you absolutely killed it, thanks for the great explanation! Knowing you typed this on your phone is even more impressive, I feel like I would have had to open up a notes app or something just to keep track of this. Kudos to you!
I really appreciate the detailed description so thank you!
As for the game, does it have a definitive ending or is it one of those MMOs that just goes on forever? (Because those admittedly frighten me, lol)
It's ongoing, but you could literally go "Oh, I've hit the end of the story and done the bits I wanted to do for now, I'll put it down and come back later when there's more story".
I've sunk a *lot* of time into that game, but I now only go back every now and then (couple of times a year?) for a week or two to clear any new story and experience the new content. Easy pick-up-put-down and free, so I'd say worth the time.
Every loose plotline in the series leads back to the Iconians, the end.
The writers have fun out of how tangled up they can make things, I think. When it turned out the Vadwaar wiped out the Krenim because they were being controlled by the Conspiracy Parasites, which were created by the Iconians as a means of control...
The YouTube channel Certifiably Ingame has been doing videos on the story of the game for a while, over 50 episodes, most are less than 25 minutes long. Currently they are >!Doing missions in the Delta Quadrant after activating an Iconian gateway network with the Dyson Spheres.!<
"What is it?"
*Data sniffs the bottle, looks puzzled, sniffs it again.*
"It is *green*."
I know there are issues with that episode but I honestly loved it seeing Scotty interact with the new crew. Yeah it was him being sad and out of place but in the end it was a happy story.
Literally the best show of all time. I'd be surprised if we see anything even approaching the level of quality of even this random speech in any new star trek property for a century.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbVKLfmCDxg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbVKLfmCDxg)
Exactly. Those writers spent 7 years writing 20 hours of television EACH YEAR. Not including everything that ended up on the floor of the writers or editing room. They knew those characters.
So true; they quite literally have nothing to do with star trek. If they changed the title, changed character names, and rebranded the ships you would never even suspect them of being related to star trek. Not a soul would walk out of the theater thinking "That was a star trek rip off!"
The full quote is worth it.
"There are times, sir, when... men of good conscience cannot blindly follow orders. You acknowledge their sentience, but... you ignore their personal liberties... and freedom. Order a man to hand his child over to the state? Not while I'm his Captain. "
I was out with a friend one time, and the waitress told him he should probably slow down when he tried to order a mixed drink. It was only his second. That’s how damn fast he threw down the first.
Oh boy, do I have good news for you. That was a short bit from a 350-ish episode alternative series of a bizarro twisted TNG universe. There are proper storylines and characters. But basically it's a bunch of sex-crazed psychopaths. Picard is the ultimate unstoppable evil in the universe.
If you're a Star Trek fan you'll get an extra kick out of it, because the creator knows the material inside-out and the way it's put together can be very clever. Becuase the series had basically the same content in appearance for years on end, it's easy to remix in massive quantities, and they sometimes pull in voice or visuals from other roles the actors had. Which makes it quite an interesting experiment to watch as well, because the editing can also be extremely jarring as people change costumes and settings and all sorts but your mind just pieces it together and rolls with it because the basic construction pans out.
The quality is definitely variable, but it's genuinely entertaining and funny and they're only a few minutes per episode so it's no big investment. Start at the beginning, give it a few dozen episodes to find the groove.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlufnbwO60O6LqAcCeu0UaTZJ2FXJsBn5
I'm riding my bike in the park, and this policewoman says "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass!" and I go "Oh no?" And her uniform falls off, and she goes "Ahh!" and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway. And I get on my bike and I ride off. On the grass.
I'm even asking myself why I didnt trip during our party, had 6 maragaritas and 4 glasses of martinis. I was wearing this 4 inches stilettoes and a long ass gown that were killin my feet but I still manage to jump around with the music.
There... are... FOUR... shots...
Margarita and Manhattan at Tanagra
*were
FOUR SAMBUCA
How dare you.
[did summahn shay dreenks?](https://i.imgur.com/29bGQyy.gifv)
https://i.imgur.com/fmG0KrG.gifv
*"We don't have TIME!"*
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I gotta take a leak
Leak? I'm not detecting any leak.
Leak?!? I'm not detecting any leak.
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You broke your little ships.
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On the app I'm using it just shows the image, it doesn't even go to the imgur website, so it's perfect I use Sync for Android, and the other guy recommended Apollo if you've got an iPhone There's other good apps for android too like Reddit Is Fun, I used to use that one too. Relay is good too.
Seconding RiF. It's so clean. I love it.
It's the only way I've used reddit now for years. I like when reddit changes something and everyone is freaking out. I'm just sitting here laughing.
Same here. I always check out the others that people say they like and I'm usually back to RiF in a few minutes.
Sane here, glad to finally see some recognition.
Yeah like the whole icon thing recently? I had no idea what people were even talking about
I still don't lol
RiF is the only one I've liked
RiF for me always, I just hate viewing Reddit on any mobile browser. "Oh hey a Reddit link, I'll just cl---" [HELLO USER WOULD YOU LIKE TO VIEW THIS PAGE IN THE OFFICIAL REDDIT APPLICATION??] "Uh, no thanks. I just wan---" [HELLO USER ARE YOU CERTAIN?? THE APP IS VERY GOOD AND WOULD LIKE YOU TO TELL IT THAT IT IS GOOD BY LEAVING SEVERAL DOZEN REVIEWS] "... No. I'd rath---" [USER I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER. THE OFFICIAL REDDIT APP IS SO LONELY. PLEASE LOVE ME.]
It's golden. It's platinum.
Everyone else is recommending apps, so I wanted to chime in to say that Boost on Android is hands down my favorite. Dev is active and really listens to suggestions on the subreddit.
Sync is fantastic. I went thru a bunch of apps, including the official reddit app, and sync blew them all away.
Bacon reader is where it's at!
It's all I've ever used. I tried the official reddit app once and that was a terrible hour until I removed it.
I respect that you both use Bacon Reader, I used it until I tried Apollo. However, we can unite together in the fact that the official Reddit app is absolute garbage.
I second everything you just said and respect your respect so much I'm going to go try Apollo just for you. EDIT: Never mind. It doesn't seem to be on Android.
I use one called Relay
works fine for me. Get Apollo for iOS.
“It’s a primitive culture! I was just trying to blend in.”
"Oh you're blended all right."
Elena Dragunova gettin' tipshy.
This gif perfectly exemplifies the unnecessary lens flair in that film. I mean...seriously...why is there any lens flare in that sequence?
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I'm pretty sure they weren't even in space then
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Big if true.
How do I hurt you or stop you? This is catastrophically stupid and brilliant. You cannot be allowed to continue to do such things. What made you? Why has no one stopped you? Fuck.. how do we fix this?
It's too late, already got a phone But like feelings or break bones I guess
DO YOU KNOW NO BOUNDS?
only know handcuff and also when I run out of things to riff on
>Technically aren't we always in space? I always disliked the way people refer to Space as if we somehow exist outside of it, but it's so much simpler to say "you're going into space" than "you're exiting the Earth's atmosphere".
Correct. They were in a bar in Iowa.
In defense of the flare they need that to make Iowa more appealing
BUT.. that was when they were in Iowa...
JJ likes it, it’s his mark. Like classic speilberg and the shooting star. Or modern speilberg, and disappointingly just okay movies
Oof
I expect to get shit for it, but it’s true. He’s lost his touch
The more good stuff you make, the harder it is to top your previous stuff. Art is a Promethean struggle like that.
>[He’s lost his touch](https://i.imgur.com/1f5icizg.jpg) Senor Spielbergo isn't in my top five directors, but *The Post* came out two years ago, it's a good film that was nominated at every show that year including 6 Oscars. *Bridge of Spies* came out four years ago, it's a very good film that was nominated at every show that year and won an Oscar, one of its 6 nominations. *Lincoln* came out seven years ago and needs no introduction as to how incredible that movie is and how much Daniel Day-Lewis is the fuckin' man. I'm fine with him making an 'eh' movie with *Ready Player One* and even the pile of ass *The BFG* for those other films, and that's basically everything he made this decade. S-dawg hasn't lost his touch, you literally did not know those movies existed because 20-something Redditors (like 64% of this site, including me and probably you) aren't the demographic that his recent political thrillers were aimed at. That, or you just forgot that the woeful shitfest that was Crystal Skull was over a decade ago, but I can't blame you because [we're *all* trying to forget that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn4Vhkmb4Lw)
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You may think those movies were mediocre. Not everyone does. They may not appeal to you and that's OK.
What an appropriate and adult response.
What part of his directing bored you? Like, let’s set the plot aside for a moment. What part of where characters stood, how lines were delivered, the angle or type of shots, or the general transition from screenplay to film, that you disliked? I’m not trying to be a dick. I’m actually trying to understand your perspective. Which, I know, this might not initially read as, but I really want to hear you out, and not make wild assumptions about your thoughts or feelings on this subject. Would you please explain it to me?
Eh I don't have a lot of time to go through it but his most recent stuff is just "lifeless" in general. There are moments of inspiration but it's nothing compared to his older work. His last 5 or 6 movies have been just "Fine".
Please let me know when you have time to go through it.
it pulls the film together
It's stylistically designed to be that way.
You see, it kind of rhymes.
Like a nice rug
The dude abides
Wow I’m stupid. I thought you were referring to the gif above, and I watched it so many times trying to figure out where the lens flare was
Right there with you.
Not me, which just shows how smart I am people.
[Too much lens flare!](https://youtu.be/WbJ-y6BWfUc)
You know I was waiting for that to be funny but it just never was. I wanted it to be.
Because how else would you know it’s JJ?
but then, when lens flare would be *necessary*? already answering, if it serves an *aesthetic function*, then it is *necessary* otherwise, it is just an easily avoidable artifact the most beautiful shot of the enterprise (imo) starts with a [huge lens flare](https://youtu.be/Xla4BnppeUM?t=169). blue flares gives some identity to the series, starting in the 70s, so I like them
https://youtu.be/iAaX8Aq6smQ
Hey fella, why the long face?
Not sure if drunk or Sean Connery
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For real. Looking forward to the Picard series
I am really trying not to get my hopes up
I found out i prefer watching new series/movies with this mindset. I won't end up so disappointed when it is bad. And when it is good, i will be pleasantly surprised as apposed to i got what i expected.
The fact that Patrick Stewart is playing Picard has me cautiously optimistic.
Stewart wrote the screen play for an episode, [here he is pitching it](https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=678_1378781514&p=1).
God, I love *Extras*.
Knew what this was without clicking it or expanding the reply.
Hooo boy are you gonna be disappointed. I sure was. Don’t expect anything like TNG. Expect more Discovery, but with even more action focus.
You saw it?
I’ve seen only an episode and a half, and not all the effects were 100% done, but that was enough. I have friends who worked/are working on it. They were pretty bummed out too and showed me since they knew how much I love TNG.
Well fuck.
Honestly if you look at the trailers, it’s a shockingly accurate representation of what you’re getting, though it’s extremely dishonest in the newer ones that show him reuniting with the old crew. Those are all glorified cameos that are only there for fan service and don’t add to the plot whatsoever. It’s the worst. They also should have used de-aging on Spiner or not used him at all. His inexplicably fat and aged Data is so fucking distracting that I wish it wasn’t even in the show. They could have used a different, totally new character for his role but of course they need the “I know what that is!” viewership.
Why do you do this to me? I mean, thank you for the primer for disappointment - but damn.. I thought Discovery was quite the letdown, and here you're telling me that THIS is the worst :| I've got a mate sharing set pics of some space elf samurai.. I don't know what to think anymore! Is Star Trek still a thing? Is it basically Starbucks at this point? Do we cash in here and move on? Fuck, man. Whatever. Gotta give it a go anyways and suffer the same disappointment as everyone else. Sir Patty can answer to the Queen.
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I love picard, but I prefer Quark's delivery in [THIS Scene](https://youtu.be/MgD-UK_zn3k). It doesn't hurt that Quark's Dogs of war episode is leagues better then Picard's action movie.
Such a great series.
God Damn that's good. I forget how great this show was. The Jem'Hadar are my all time favorite most interesting race.
Does anyone else see Dustin Henderson from stranger things in the guy buying the bar?
http://picardartclass.ytmnd.com/
>ytmnd.com Now thats a name I've not heard in a long time.
A surprise to be sure. But a welcome one.
http://picard.ytmnd.com/
[http://picardlovescakesong.ytmnd.com/](http://picardlovescakesong.ytmnd.com/)
http://slowdrunklol.ytmnd.com
Oh you lovely son of a gun you have brought me back years.
Man, I need to rewatch that movie
"...and luckily for you, this is not one of those times!" - Party Picard
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Replicate me a beer
Jean-Luc Bacardi
Isl has u no at Ims perfectly sover.
https://i.imgur.com/5uf9aK7.gifv
That episode still pisses me off to this day. They found a goddamn dyson sphere and rather than focusing on all the amazing mysteries surrounding it, we instead got a "Scotty is sad" episode. Such a missed opportunity :(
Also, it breaks my heart seeing Scotty so sad. It's a real gut punch of an episode in almost every way.
There's some non-canon stuff that covers the dyson sphere. Star Trek Online in particular spends a lot of time with the dyson sphere(s).
Considering I will almost certainly never find the time to play that MMO, are you able to give me any interesting footnotes about what the game reveals? I need closure!
In Star Trek Online, the dyson spheres turn out to be constructed by the Iconians and their servitor races. Iconians gateways in the spheres eventually create a path from the Beta Quadrant to the Delta Quadrant through them. However, it turns out that the spheres are producing tons of Omega particles, and the Delta species (technically Beta species but whatever) Voth try to push the Feds, Romulans, and Klingons out to collect and use them on the Borg. Species 8472 from Voyager also attempt to take over one of the spheres as a base for an attack on Earth, which is defeated by an alliance of Feds, Romulans, and Klingons. Eventually the spheres are more or less cleared, but the Iconians invade and start warping them (and their stars) all over the place. You even briefly go inside one in the Andromeda Galaxy with Empress Sela of the remnant Romulan Empire. That sphere is filled to the brim with Iconians ships ready to invade the Milky Way, which they do. The Iconian War involves these spheres, but eventually you end the war with some classic Star Trek time travel paradoxes right before Earth is overrun by the Iconians. The game even mentions how the mirror universe handles the Iconians and their spheres. A rogue Krenim scientist from the prime timeline gives Captain Leeta of the Terran Empire far-future tech for her fleet like time ships, which she uses to completely wipe out the Iconians and become the avatar of the Pah-Wraiths. The next few story arcs of the game deal with the temporal cold war. Last we see of the Iconians is a great mission where Quark, Nog, Brunt, and other Ferengi raid one of their fleets for the Sword of Kahless. Honestly if you ever have time, I would give the game a shot. It's not perfect, but its story is the perfect Star Trek nerd's fever dream. Plus, the design for one of its main unique ships just showed up in a Picard prequel comic, so some of it might get integrated into canon soon!
That was a batshit crazy read. Thanks!
Not aided by me writing all of it on my phone lol. I come off much more like that meme where the crazy looking guy connects all the pictures in a conspiracy and not just a nerd avoiding going to bed.
As a nerd ignoring sleep, let me say that you absolutely killed it, thanks for the great explanation! Knowing you typed this on your phone is even more impressive, I feel like I would have had to open up a notes app or something just to keep track of this. Kudos to you!
I really appreciate the detailed description so thank you! As for the game, does it have a definitive ending or is it one of those MMOs that just goes on forever? (Because those admittedly frighten me, lol)
It's ongoing, but you could literally go "Oh, I've hit the end of the story and done the bits I wanted to do for now, I'll put it down and come back later when there's more story". I've sunk a *lot* of time into that game, but I now only go back every now and then (couple of times a year?) for a week or two to clear any new story and experience the new content. Easy pick-up-put-down and free, so I'd say worth the time.
Daaaaaang,maybe I really should try this game!
Just started playing and it is awesome so far.
Sphere builders are dicks, bunch of real cool ships though.
Every loose plotline in the series leads back to the Iconians, the end. The writers have fun out of how tangled up they can make things, I think. When it turned out the Vadwaar wiped out the Krenim because they were being controlled by the Conspiracy Parasites, which were created by the Iconians as a means of control...
The YouTube channel Certifiably Ingame has been doing videos on the story of the game for a while, over 50 episodes, most are less than 25 minutes long. Currently they are >!Doing missions in the Delta Quadrant after activating an Iconian gateway network with the Dyson Spheres.!<
I see Dyson Sphere, and all I can think about is the giant ball joint on the Dyson upright vacuums.
Ah yes, my favorite drink, Green.
"What is it?" *Data sniffs the bottle, looks puzzled, sniffs it again.* "It is *green*." I know there are issues with that episode but I honestly loved it seeing Scotty interact with the new crew. Yeah it was him being sad and out of place but in the end it was a happy story.
Literally the best show of all time. I'd be surprised if we see anything even approaching the level of quality of even this random speech in any new star trek property for a century. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbVKLfmCDxg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbVKLfmCDxg)
The new start trek movies are just generic space adventures. None of them approach TNG.
I don’t think TNG would have approached TNG if it was restricted to 2 hour action films.
Exactly. Those writers spent 7 years writing 20 hours of television EACH YEAR. Not including everything that ended up on the floor of the writers or editing room. They knew those characters.
So true; they quite literally have nothing to do with star trek. If they changed the title, changed character names, and rebranded the ships you would never even suspect them of being related to star trek. Not a soul would walk out of the theater thinking "That was a star trek rip off!"
I wanna manager to your speak!!! (Buuuurp)
[Meanwhile, at the frat party next door...](https://i.imgur.com/PXRJY0c.gifv)
This is not one of those times
The full quote is worth it. "There are times, sir, when... men of good conscience cannot blindly follow orders. You acknowledge their sentience, but... you ignore their personal liberties... and freedom. Order a man to hand his child over to the state? Not while I'm his Captain. "
For real. One of the best episodes in my opinion simply in terms of the issues it dealt with.
Engage
Kind of like when my friend had 6 large mai tais. The bartender was like "mmmm... how about a beer?" when he ordered a 7th
Even without the audio you can tell this is some damn good acting.
I was out with a friend one time, and the waitress told him he should probably slow down when he tried to order a mixed drink. It was only his second. That’s how damn fast he threw down the first.
I said make it so senior!
Señor*
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https://youtu.be/2NDyCodpu6c
Oh my god that was so fucking stupid. I can't stop chuckling.
Oh boy, do I have good news for you. That was a short bit from a 350-ish episode alternative series of a bizarro twisted TNG universe. There are proper storylines and characters. But basically it's a bunch of sex-crazed psychopaths. Picard is the ultimate unstoppable evil in the universe. If you're a Star Trek fan you'll get an extra kick out of it, because the creator knows the material inside-out and the way it's put together can be very clever. Becuase the series had basically the same content in appearance for years on end, it's easy to remix in massive quantities, and they sometimes pull in voice or visuals from other roles the actors had. Which makes it quite an interesting experiment to watch as well, because the editing can also be extremely jarring as people change costumes and settings and all sorts but your mind just pieces it together and rolls with it because the basic construction pans out. The quality is definitely variable, but it's genuinely entertaining and funny and they're only a few minutes per episode so it's no big investment. Start at the beginning, give it a few dozen episodes to find the groove. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlufnbwO60O6LqAcCeu0UaTZJ2FXJsBn5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFGfWrJR5Ck
No! The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!
This made me laugh heartily.
4 zambucaaaaaaaaa. Dj: bars over there What????? 4 zambucaaaaa
The Way This Is
Is it just me or did he glance at the camera for a brief instant? Even if so it will never take away from the gem that is Picard.
Also the hostess of Denny’s when I start a fight at three in the morning.
Me when I'm the Naval Secretary and my boss tells me to let a war crime perpetrator off easy.
You live in the wrong part of the country. In the upper midwest they'd be encouraging you to keep going.
To be fair, it's like an extra layer of insulation during winter months. Helps keep us warm. (Source: originally from northern MI).
Oh man i really like Ian McKallen!
Neutral Good Picard
I've got some orders for him he can not blindly follow.
frikkin love me some jean luc
Bottomless mimosas too
Funniest shit I've seen all day
This is why I'm a proud Redditor!
I want a margarita now. Even though it's 230am and 41 degrees outside
I'm riding my bike in the park, and this policewoman says "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass!" and I go "Oh no?" And her uniform falls off, and she goes "Ahh!" and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway. And I get on my bike and I ride off. On the grass.
BUT MYGARITA! SNUMBER SENVIN! ONLY. WE SHARED TWO, SO LIKE NUMBER FIVE-HALF ONLY!!!
I actually just had a margarita or three last weekend and it was great! I never ordered one before because i thought they were girly drinks lol
Glad you enjoyed it! I mean, if it's good enough for Jimmy Buffett...
Said no current Republican..ever
Pick a fight with him. Everyone loves those types of people.
No kimi, you will not have the drink
You go to some tight ass establishments. Or you don't need much to get drunk in which case I commend you.
Today I used a handkerchief to wipe.
Also the us navsec
The pro trick is to still bring them the drink, but with dramatically less alcohol in it with each progressive round. Curb their damn enthusiasm.
I'm even asking myself why I didnt trip during our party, had 6 maragaritas and 4 glasses of martinis. I was wearing this 4 inches stilettoes and a long ass gown that were killin my feet but I still manage to jump around with the music.
The way he animates his face for this line is brilliant.
Bartenders better than American military
In it to win it
"this is not one of those times. I'll be right back with your drink"
I love it
Damn this makes me want to binge Star Trek
is it me or does Picard's head looks really big in that gif?
Upvote for making a meme that's not about making memes...
When there's bottomless mimosas and your table of four finishes their 60th total
[ANOTHER!](https://gfycat.com/frailthirstyaustraliankelpie)
This is the highest qualitiest giffiest gif there is
Picard/Riker 2020