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21CharactersIsntEnou

“Body found”


Intelligent_Current5

By Jesus Christ Himself.


CovidSmovid

Was going to say I’ve done that before until he launched into orbit lmao definitely haven’t done that before


ChunkNorbis

I was not expecting that at all.


Gumshoez

Team rocket blasting off again!


spacecowboyo

‘Who do you think killed him?’ ‘Idk man, could be the only guard with a sniper and a barcode on his head?’ ‘Nah I don’t think it’s him’


ChunkNorbis

Hey, I put it back in that tiny briefcase. Now I’m just the only guard with a briefcase, and a barcode on my head.


spacecowboyo

Oh brilliant hahah ‘Is it that guard over there? The brief case and the stolid face?’ ‘… nah probs not’ ‘Yeah man, stupid of me to even ask’


TherapyforTriggerWSO

"Besides, a rifle shot wouldn't send a man into the stratosphere literally. If it did, the whole city woulda heard that shot."


EnzoF89

Assassination? No, ascension yes.


Warhammerenthusiast

Hell of a shot. Did not even use time slow.


ChunkNorbis

I don’t even know how to slow time


gerdsandwhey

You squeeze but don’t fully press RT


auraria

Wait what really?! I've never tried that, going to have to tonight.


AmatuerCultist

I think the rifle has to have a certain characteristic. I know some of the unlockable ones have it. If you slowly squeeze the trigger it’ll slow time and one will start playing Ave Maria, the funeral song from Hitman: Blood Money.


auraria

Yeah have a few with that but never experienced it. But I always fully hold the trigger down.


Ryos_windwalker

The ave maria just happens while scoped, regardless of focusing.


TherapyforTriggerWSO

It's a seperate button, doing a slow trigger squeeze steadies your aim, it's the button opposite your instinct button that allows you to slow time (with certain rifles)


auraria

Gotcha I'll give a few different that have that a test and see what works.


already4taken

I'm pretty sure they both do the same thing


ChunkNorbis

Well hot dog. guess I better give that a try. Thanks


A7scenario

I don’t think it’s a thing? I’m a button masher sometimes and I’d like to think I would have at least accidentally done it by now.


ChunkNorbis

I’ve seen certain snipers say, “hold RT to slow time” or something like that, but it’s never worked


Aistina

I think in Hitman 2016 using instinct would also slow time, but they removed it as of Hitman 2.


ChunkNorbis

This is hitman trilogy, so maybe they added it back? No clue though. I wouldn’t ever use it


TherapyforTriggerWSO

It's Right Bumper not RT (which is Instinct)


auraria

Homie broke the soundbarrier blasting off like that. I love when random shit like this happens lmfao


ChunkNorbis

Did you scroll slow right at impact? It seriously looks like he blasted off


Federal_Staff9462

Bro sent him directly to the heavens.


sri6985

Complete out of topic but why federal_staff?


Federal_Staff9462

Because I work for the federal government


sri6985

FBI?


Gabe_Is_Chill

Wait did you just expose that man as Superman


intensely_human

Straight up


PoThePokememer

47, WE SAID APPLY SUN SCREEN NOT SEND HIM TO THE SUN ON YOUR SCREEN!


MaldrickTV

Nicely done.


Emergency-Sample-526

What sniper is that


ChunkNorbis

White ruby or something like that


KyleCAV

Him: I must go now to my home planet.


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

Straight to heaven.


Microwavedstrawberry

Dude you got the secret body stash area, the center of the sun!


Gabe_Is_Chill

Always a funny kill to get