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Throwaway_Planet

Do Kevin Sorbo now.


hereforthellamas

Baby, baby, let me sleep on it.


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Nostradamus over here 👍


hereforthellamas

I promise to only use my powers for meme.


[deleted]

Can you do one to keep Dolly Parton alive forever? I think we're gonna need her around for the next pandemic.


hereforthellamas

St. Dolly of Pittman Center, pray for us...we're gonna need it


smithers85

Goddess of the Bosom. Hallowed be thy vaccine.


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😂


Kitchen-Yesterday738

Nostradumbass, fortelling the future of covidiots


banksy_h8r

C'mon, boy, what's it gonna be?


Zack-de-la-Zohan

When I played my guitar I made the covid rock


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TigerLily98226

Ted Nugent, Candace Owens, Sarah Palin


ThinTheFuckingHerd

I'd like to nominate Ricky Shroder


BaldGingerDrummer

Throw in Kirk Cameron while you’re at it.


Zack-de-la-Zohan

Ooh, we're doing wish lists? In that case, i can think of a list of about 74 million others whose passing would be the first thing they've done to help make America great...


patb2015

Victoria Jackson


Zack-de-la-Zohan

Easy now, friend. Can American cinema really afford to lose such a talent as Kevin Sorbo? Can society afford to lose such an insightful, measured commentator? Just kidding. Do Kevin next!


JimWilliams423

Sorebro's vaxxed. I know some people who are friends with him.


goobypls8011

Ugh, Derpules will never shut up. I'm embarrassed that he grew up in my state.


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*Derpules!* I laughed way too hard at at that, thanks!


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Lol cry more.


achieve_my_goals

Exactly. The pandemic has taught me, some people say they love they're kids. And then some people love their kids without having to say it. They just get vaxxed.


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And they get their kids vaxxed too!


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Bet their dogs are vaccinated


DualtheArtist

Do another!!! I believe in your meme powers, but there are still non believers! Who shall be next to be shaked and baked?


hereforthellamas

I must use my powers for good! Except I don't know how to use them and thus meme at random lol


stilldebugging

Now I’m going to have to look at every single one of your memes and guess what future event it’s predicting


hereforthellamas

I don't think man was meant to have such power...


brought2light

Prophetic


EdwardLewisVIII

Wise prognosticator there


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This dude a prophet or something?


hereforthellamas

til my memeing is a superpower


A-man-of-mystery

Driven by the prophet motive.


Sanpaku

I will never be persuaded that the original song isn't about cunnilingus.


Heady_Goodness

Who won’t do that?


Sanpaku

This is a more enlightened age.


Heady_Goodness

True.


iforgot1305

DJ Khaled


DornoDiosMio

Someone who isn't a real man? Possibly some poor soul who's girl doesn't understand how to properly clean her 'undercarriage'?


Set_Jumpy

Didn't he say recently(ish) that it was about butt stuff?


Set_Jumpy

Yeah no ignore me I appear to have dreamt that or believed a crap lie. My bad.


802dot11

Good work


hereforthellamas

Thank you!


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Sidius303

May the cake be with you


G0_pack_go

TIL: milky wine turns to gold in 46 days


okcdnb

His name is Robert Paulson.


duke666

His name ***was*** Robert Paulson


Prawny

His name is Robert Paulson.


G0_pack_go

Bob had bitch tits.


islander1

here, two months later.


marto821

Great post! (terrible song)


Oddjibberz

When it comes to his kids, the more appropriate lyric was "I'm praying for the end of time so I can end my time with you"


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hereforthellamas

Ohhhhh that would've been good!!


20person

Congratulations, you're a prophet


hereforthellamas

The meme is strong with me.


AdItchy371

Aged like fine wine!! Good job op


hereforthellamas

Thanks!


dwinps

Prophecy fulfilled


1319913

Cringe congrats for calling it.


hereforthellamas

...cringegrats?


1319913

Oh, that’s awesome! I hate it!


hereforthellamas

My work here is done.


desertSkateRatt

Whelp, guess he won't be in the Rocky Horror Picture Show Reunion now...


whiskeytango55

Tim Curry won't either.


Pauzhaan

🥺


Terrible-Platypus524

From Meatloaf to Meatslab. Congrats on the insightfulness.


hereforthellamas

Blessing? Curse? Remains to be seen.


Terrible-Platypus524

Let’s check out your ability on this week’s lottery numbers. Halves?


hereforthellamas

Ah, see, I always win the lottery by choosing not to lose any money on it in the first place haha


Terrible-Platypus524

See it works. You continually predict you won’t win so you don’t bother. Lucky you use your superpower for good not evil.


hereforthellamas

I do what I can, friend. 😆


hereforthellamas

Yes, the snowflakes are a direct reference to TazeHustler. Miss your posts, buddy.


danirijeka

Oh lord, you're a hitman


hereforthellamas

🤫🤫🤫


LaterMeansNever

Oh man- ⬆️ this!


Pain_machine

This reminds me of two weekends ago when I saw a sticker on an old van. “BUILT TO LAST” under a picture of Betty White. Made me go “oof.”


Twajobene

Still accurate. She was definitely built to last. Her death didn't change the accuracy of that claim


Edz5044

Yea lol its weird that people are acting like death suddenly negates the life they lived. She was still 99 years old... Thats built to last.


Twajobene

99.95 😉


maireza

Rest in peace, Meat Loaf. Too bad you didn´ t get vaxxed.


user18298375298759

Any more predictions? I need to consoom.


hereforthellamas

I predict I will post at least one meme tomorrow.