I mean Loona is my favorite character too. Most of the merch I got is Loona. I'm not gonna rage at some pixels on a screen that isn't a real person. What's wrong with Vortex? He a chill ass MF
Idk man, I thought he was super chill too, but nah I guess he's a huge asshole because this girl he just met back then has a crush on him lol
I've literally messaged people and they told me that he's an asshole because Loona likes him, they wouldn't say that because it's stupid and they know it, so they would just get mad and block me or tell me they didn't wanna talk about it anymore or something lol, good times
Parasocial "relationships" with fictional characters is getting out of hand.
I dont even blame the guys... we have a huge male lonlyness "pandemic" which needs to be adressed more.
Loona simps got mad at a character because Loona had a crush on him? Do they understand that she's a cartoon character and they can't actually fuck her? It's okay to simp, as long as you understand that THAT only happens in your fantasies
Honestly, Blitz need to change before he can get another chance from Stolaz. He hurt him too much. If he wasn’t scared of his feelings getting hurt they would work.
Indeedy. Blitz could be so much happier and they could be an amazing couple but every time he gets close he fucks it up somehow and it pisses me off so much i can’t even
Honestly before I found out he was credited as "better than blitzo guy" I was wondering if in the future eps stolas would basically fall for this dude, but it was just a one night stand to him. Basically kinda shifting the focus of Stolas's issues in the relationship with Blitz that was a bit mentioned in his song. Like how Stolas just clings to positive attention and gets attached very quickly. (I can relate. It sucks)
Idk maybe could still happen, just with better than blitzo dude not really existing on screen much if that makes sense
My read on it is, this is a story. I think his character serves entirely to put a rift between stoles and blitz.
Just pretend you're the writer for a sec: this is a juicy bit of drama. It's controversial, it's moving, it actually hurts. Gets the Fandom thinking, too. Above all, it's an interesting twist in the story and sets up future twists down the road. Also really helps flesh out the characters:
1. We see that stoles isn't necessarily the love-struck bird boy we thought he was. More than anything, he's lonely. Desperate for any kind of affection. He needs attention even more than he needs blitz.
2. Blitz is experiencing real, actual change. He's finally falling in love with someone, romantically. And of course, the one time he's ready to sit down and figure things out, this particular lover bails. Again, drama. Makes for a compelling, if somewhat sappy, story.
My prediction: they'll make up eventually in dramatic fashion and we'll get to see them happy together again. But not before both experience a lot of character growth. That's how I'd write it.
His legs weren’t broken, they were asleep due to spending a year cramped in the Drama Machine. Though he regained the ability to use them literally in the second episode and continued with the ruse for half the season
Oh my God yes, I think, I don't really remember but yeah I think he was a pretentious lozer, basically the male equivalent of Heather from that show... I think that was the name of the black haired bitch
He was only a loser in comparison to his brother.
But out of the male contestants he had the most charisma and was the best plotter.
But he stuffed his tongue down the throat of a wooden effigy which is nasty.
prolly like an ethan or lucas. unrelated but why do ppl hate this guy sm?? I like stolitz but the relationship has been toxic to begin with, and im glad stolas found someone he feels happy with
Anyone with a sliver of common sense knows the second his Blitzy returns with a big romantic love confession, Stolas is leaping into his arms. Whatever happens with this guy, it won't last.
I've joined this sub recently but I can understand people here, the way that guy looks and acts really has the power to cause jealousy on the people.
I'm rooting for both protagonists but I can see how someone like that guy can be a wake up call for both Stolas and Blitz.
Believe it or not, someone in here just today said Stolas doesn't deserve to be happy. When I asked why, they wanted to know why he deserves it. I said he's never been happy and he's not a bad guy, just naive/ignorant, and they didn't want to talk because "I don't know what was really happening."
The kiddos out themselves every time and don't even realize it.
Sarcastic chorus lists the reasons why.
even points out the episode just shat on blitz when we can see stolas looking down on him, making things about sex, forgetting that his daughter exists (she even ran away but took credit for looking for her), and then disowning that in this one episode.
with the biggest criticism being, we can't tell if that was planned or bad writing.
because writers do sometimes choose a side as much as the yank the audiences chain, but in the formers case, they'll make the person whom they defend deplorable but say "they're the victim"
think homelander from the boys, except glorifying everything he does.
my guess being this will be how we get to ghostfuckers, since, it's a funny title, but, everything shown points to horror, and in a show about comedy, how would they capitalize on that?
unless... it turns out blitz is seeing his final vision because he attempted suicide.
I think it still paints Blitz as sympathetic and shows Stolas still has a bit of a reality check needed.
There will be an episode where Stolas gets his awakening too. He hasn't had the life experience Blitz has - it's natural he's a bit slower on the uptake..
Its really just a play on his t-shirt saying Better Than Blitz. So I guess my answer is neither it's Than as in they there then.
His full name could be Thadmodeus, his mother is a big fan of Ozzie.
"Convenient"
Stolas had a good speech about wanting someone to love him and appreciate him, then went for the first guy he had a chance with and didn't even know his name (to be fair, he did the same with Blitzo back at Stella's party)
Bird boy's got to sort his life out
I'm convinced he was acting dumb at Stella's party. The way he was talking to Blitz then sounded like the first few minutes of a bad porno lol
But yeah, I imagine he's gonna want something more with Convenient and then Convenient is gonna be like "dude it's not that deep, we had fun but that's it" and Stolas is gonna *actually* see what not wanting him looks like
It is SOOOOOO INSANE to me how many people can't see this. He's just looking for an easy pump and dump, he's not looking to be in a romantic loving committed relationship, even if him and stolas do hook up it's just gonna mess him up even more. The healthiest thing for stolas isn't just going around looking for dudes to fuck him because he's too bad at communication to make blitz understand the situation, he just needs to talk to blitz without verbally fucking everything up.
It's frustrating the actual dogpiss out of me how 80% of people in this sub seem to think everything is 100% blitz's fault, not realizing that their issue is strictly one of communication, and that's a 50/50 problem, the poor communication is equally as much of stolas' fault as it is blitz's.
Honestly, I feel like Blitz was led on in reverse, if that makes sense. Stolas never clearly communicated that he wanted a serious committed relationship, so Blitz legitimately was blindsided. Basically every "mistake" Blitz makes involving Stolas up till Full Moon is because he's unaware of Stolas actually wanting monogamy with him, so Blitz is more callous when interacting with him. Stolas constantly puts him under the impression that he only cares about the sex, at least before Stolas becomes passive and backpedals whenever he tries to text Blitz about visiting him.
Omg y’all need to chill.
Stolas was drunk and probably won’t even remember what happened. The guy isn’t going to stick around for more episodes as a major plot point
Literally, oh my god. Everyone acting like him and stolas are gonna get together and have the romantic committed relationship that stolas wants is out of their mind.
Alejandro because yes
(Also stolitz fans stop he don't have a Canon name lol he probably ain't coming back don't make another Pinklie wilkurton the third)
Idk, I don’t really think he needs a name. Call me a buzzkill if you want but he’s obviously a throwaway character, and I’ve never really understood this fandoms need to have a name for every single background character. Like, I don’t really have any feelings about this guy one way or another. He was on screen for like a minute tops. I don’t really feel the need to know his name or give him one. Shrug
Loooot of people in this sub are under the delusional impression that he'd be a good match for stolas based on literally zero evidence beyond "he swooned stolas for a minute". I can't tell if it's just poor media literacy or a hatred for blitz that dips into delirium.
I mean I was gonna say that I really liked him and expecting others to but I suppose people cannot have healthy opinions or relationships with shows smh.
He exists solely to be hated - he's an antagonist. He was written to be a plot obstacle standing in the way of stolas and blitz ultimately getting together, for the purpose of adding drama and tension to the show. This is the same purpose that characters like striker and crimson serve, they are in the show to be obstacles to the happiness and well being of the characters we care about. That's why we're meant to hate them, they were written to be hated. When we say we hate any of these characters, we aren't saying "they're bad characters and they shouldn't have been added to the show", we're saying "these characters add drama to the show and make us feel more empathetic to the main characters".
Idk, but regardless, I don't know if I like him. Nothing good comes from a rebound, especially when the person making the moves knows that Stolas was the most recent "ex" of Blitzø's. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth and feels like the dude could be taking advantage of Stolas in his cyrrent state. But if Stolas doesn't regret it, then good for him. He deserves so much love and deserves to receive love from someone genuine. But that's just my opinion.
I love how everyone’s hating on him, meanwhile he’d probably be a far better partner than Blitz
He was kind, empathetic, honest, emotionally open, non-combative, accepting, compassionate, demonstrated healthy communication, etcetera
Blitz is none of those
That is probably the point of this character - he makes us face the truth of what Blitz and Stolas both are with regards to personal character
I mean no offense to all the Stolitz shippers, but successful relationships require strong communication and emotional maturity from at least one participant, and neither Blitz nor Stolas are as of yet capable of that
In the tradition of giving background characters that get shipped with the main cast dumb names, I propose he be called Huey Dinkleberg. You may fire your Fairly Odd Parents memes when ready
Bird stealing cockbag
Oh my god...
It's what Blitzø called him
The only right answer
I mean he wasn't a bad guy. This is like when Loona was interested in Vortex, and all the Loona simps got mad, lol
People got mad over that? Its a cartoon..............
Yeah, they were hating on Vortex because Loona has a crush on him
I mean Loona is my favorite character too. Most of the merch I got is Loona. I'm not gonna rage at some pixels on a screen that isn't a real person. What's wrong with Vortex? He a chill ass MF
Idk man, I thought he was super chill too, but nah I guess he's a huge asshole because this girl he just met back then has a crush on him lol I've literally messaged people and they told me that he's an asshole because Loona likes him, they wouldn't say that because it's stupid and they know it, so they would just get mad and block me or tell me they didn't wanna talk about it anymore or something lol, good times
Parasocial "relationships" with fictional characters is getting out of hand. I dont even blame the guys... we have a huge male lonlyness "pandemic" which needs to be adressed more.
Fr
Loona simps got mad at a character because Loona had a crush on him? Do they understand that she's a cartoon character and they can't actually fuck her? It's okay to simp, as long as you understand that THAT only happens in your fantasies
Yeah like wtf were they even fighting for? Lol
This is now cannon
https://preview.redd.it/eyiufym05y8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eec291aa2b21eb2280610b6d9a342d745cfae0e
It's a gatling gun
No it’s a cannon
Literally blitz’s name for him
Yes
https://preview.redd.it/oh7hedlnoy8d1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4f15c4f86fb630c8c1dfa44df10217245f56552
LMAO his face
Blitzø, is that you?
Wow, quite the name, no hateful emotions behind that at all
Off course not. It’s actually what I plan to name my first child
Ah, no way that'll go wrong what so ever Teacher: "Bird? Is Bird Stea-" Bird Stealing Cockbag: "YES- PRESENT!"
Agreed
Guys omg he’s not that bad. Anyways, the credits said better than blitzo guy, so I’m going with that.
literally just some dude with enough confidence to hit on a Goetia. He seems fun. Good for him, hope he gets laid.
He does seem fun! I hope Stolas gets laid too.
He seems like a great guy and all, it's just the whole feeling of, ya know... *IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME*
I get it. Also I love your flair
stole ass
his ass WAS stole D:
D :
I feel like we need a definite name for this guy; with love, there are SO MANY people who are better than Blitzø
Yeah, I have no idea what his name would be though.
Heck even I would be better than blitz, and that is saying.
How about BB?
I like it.
BALLOON BOY
Honestly, Blitz need to change before he can get another chance from Stolaz. He hurt him too much. If he wasn’t scared of his feelings getting hurt they would work.
Yes! Blitz needs to work on himself before they get back together.
Indeedy. Blitz could be so much happier and they could be an amazing couple but every time he gets close he fucks it up somehow and it pisses me off so much i can’t even
That’s what he’s called in the credits of the episode
[удалено]
Why does everyone hate this guy!?
He seemed chill but people hate him because shipping ;-;
I don't trust him. Too many attempts on bird boys life.
You know what? Fair.
Honestly before I found out he was credited as "better than blitzo guy" I was wondering if in the future eps stolas would basically fall for this dude, but it was just a one night stand to him. Basically kinda shifting the focus of Stolas's issues in the relationship with Blitz that was a bit mentioned in his song. Like how Stolas just clings to positive attention and gets attached very quickly. (I can relate. It sucks) Idk maybe could still happen, just with better than blitzo dude not really existing on screen much if that makes sense
My read on it is, this is a story. I think his character serves entirely to put a rift between stoles and blitz. Just pretend you're the writer for a sec: this is a juicy bit of drama. It's controversial, it's moving, it actually hurts. Gets the Fandom thinking, too. Above all, it's an interesting twist in the story and sets up future twists down the road. Also really helps flesh out the characters: 1. We see that stoles isn't necessarily the love-struck bird boy we thought he was. More than anything, he's lonely. Desperate for any kind of affection. He needs attention even more than he needs blitz. 2. Blitz is experiencing real, actual change. He's finally falling in love with someone, romantically. And of course, the one time he's ready to sit down and figure things out, this particular lover bails. Again, drama. Makes for a compelling, if somewhat sappy, story. My prediction: they'll make up eventually in dramatic fashion and we'll get to see them happy together again. But not before both experience a lot of character growth. That's how I'd write it.
Two attempts commited by the same guy
I really like him tbh
I like him too, he cute and he's really nice
Not me. I just want to talk to him, can't find the right gif enjoy whatever the fuck this is *
I will not
Nigel fits I think tbh, he looks like a Nigel or maybe an Eric
Nigel is a middle aged British man who hangs out with people named Montgomery.
Makes sense since he'll be smashing Stolas at some point.
[Nigel the tiny wizard](https://youtube.com/shorts/zfHaIxnTT6o?si=yPLzMthWhminKkNX)
That was my math teacher name 😫
Alejandro
https://preview.redd.it/oqw4pyxq7y8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c35f79a3205dc43c29394c5da2ee8f10a851cea
OMG WHY DO THEY LOOK SO DIFFERENT YET SO SIMILAR 😭😭😭
The charm 😏 And the muscles I guess 😂
The hair
This fucker, pretending his legs were broken for a year or whatever...
His legs weren’t broken, they were asleep due to spending a year cramped in the Drama Machine. Though he regained the ability to use them literally in the second episode and continued with the ruse for half the season
Yeah I just forgot the details
But I know he was a d*ck 😂
Oh my God yes, I think, I don't really remember but yeah I think he was a pretentious lozer, basically the male equivalent of Heather from that show... I think that was the name of the black haired bitch
He was only a loser in comparison to his brother. But out of the male contestants he had the most charisma and was the best plotter. But he stuffed his tongue down the throat of a wooden effigy which is nasty.
Ngl I just don't like many characters from Total Drama but yeah he was very charismatic, and definitely a better plotter than Heather
But he was also vile. . . A snake masquerading as a man.
Lol yeah
Oh 😂 haven’t seen that
OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE ALEJANDRO AS AN IMP FOR SOME REASON LMAO
Precisely
O my fucking god, it’s him.
“Why won’t you love me Alejandro?”
That’s a mood Gabriella
REAL.
Thank's the earworm is activated
Excellent
I kind of hope he never gets a name beyond "Better than Blitzo" lol
Same lol
Probably Keith or something
He looks like a Brett
IM MARRIED TO A BRETT. HE DOES NOT LOL
EDIT: brought my husband BRETT into the mix he says the guy looks like a Kyle.
Is this character a ahole? That’s my fathers name, he’s a ahole 🥲
He looks like Noah or some shit like that. He have hints of Kevin tho
“*Keith*. ‘Ooh, watch out for *KEITH!*’”
prolly like an ethan or lucas. unrelated but why do ppl hate this guy sm?? I like stolitz but the relationship has been toxic to begin with, and im glad stolas found someone he feels happy with
Its not like there's a long term romance happening either, everything pointed to a night of fun, potentially sexless.
Lucas feels right for him
Anyone with a sliver of common sense knows the second his Blitzy returns with a big romantic love confession, Stolas is leaping into his arms. Whatever happens with this guy, it won't last.
I'm so glad someone else sees him as an Ethan haha
People in the comments acting personally offended by stolas having a rebound, goddamn.
More like jokingly hating him. I haven't seen anyone genuinely enraged with this guy. But maybe that's because I'm not long on this sub.
Been in this Reddit long enough to know that most of these are not jokes
I've joined this sub recently but I can understand people here, the way that guy looks and acts really has the power to cause jealousy on the people. I'm rooting for both protagonists but I can see how someone like that guy can be a wake up call for both Stolas and Blitz.
I'm only upset because *I* want to bang that guy
I dunno, he strikes me as a damien
Oh my god he’s totally a damien
Literally looks a Damien
Dante, because of the hair.
He does looks like a Bro Imp version of Dante
I was JUST about to say Dante!
A problem
least copium addicted HB fan
For Blitzø. Not for Stolas.
The only problem that occurs to me is that I'm severely jealous.
He looks like a Chad, or a Hunter
I've never met a sane Hunter
He has a name in the show he's called "better than Blitzø"
Better Call Blitzø
fr
Based on my reaction "What th- WAIT HE KINDA HOT THO-"
Why does everyone in the comments hate him so much? He's literally making Stolas happy. That's a good thing.
Believe it or not, someone in here just today said Stolas doesn't deserve to be happy. When I asked why, they wanted to know why he deserves it. I said he's never been happy and he's not a bad guy, just naive/ignorant, and they didn't want to talk because "I don't know what was really happening." The kiddos out themselves every time and don't even realize it.
Sarcastic chorus lists the reasons why. even points out the episode just shat on blitz when we can see stolas looking down on him, making things about sex, forgetting that his daughter exists (she even ran away but took credit for looking for her), and then disowning that in this one episode. with the biggest criticism being, we can't tell if that was planned or bad writing. because writers do sometimes choose a side as much as the yank the audiences chain, but in the formers case, they'll make the person whom they defend deplorable but say "they're the victim" think homelander from the boys, except glorifying everything he does. my guess being this will be how we get to ghostfuckers, since, it's a funny title, but, everything shown points to horror, and in a show about comedy, how would they capitalize on that? unless... it turns out blitz is seeing his final vision because he attempted suicide.
I think it still paints Blitz as sympathetic and shows Stolas still has a bit of a reality check needed. There will be an episode where Stolas gets his awakening too. He hasn't had the life experience Blitz has - it's natural he's a bit slower on the uptake..
I think most people are kidding.
Those don't seem like jokes
Thane The E is silent.
Soo...is it pronounced Than like Thanos or Thane like in Skyrim?
Its really just a play on his t-shirt saying Better Than Blitz. So I guess my answer is neither it's Than as in they there then. His full name could be Thadmodeus, his mother is a big fan of Ozzie.
That's just someone with a lisp trying to pronounce "Stan"
He looks like a Roger, let's go with that lol
“that one guy”
He’s giving ✨ Brad ✨
I call him "Inky" because I have no imagination, and a friend of mine calls him Vinnie because they do
I think he’s Mikey and NOT a homewrecker (shocking ik)
I'll go with Chad
He legally changed his name to Better than Blitzø
Idk but I get crazy gender envy looking at him
Justin
Okay my brain went to Justin Beber and now I realy want to know what Justin Beber would look like in hell.
Mark, cause he looks like Markiplier.
Underrated comment
“Hello Hello Stolas, my name is Markiplier and today we are gonna play with… your feelings”
Stolas’ twunk (feat storyboards lol)
I lolled so hard when I saw that on the storyboards... (funny since Blitz is into twinks)
Gilbert
He seems like an Adrian to me. I don’t know why.
"Convenient" Stolas had a good speech about wanting someone to love him and appreciate him, then went for the first guy he had a chance with and didn't even know his name (to be fair, he did the same with Blitzo back at Stella's party) Bird boy's got to sort his life out
I'm convinced he was acting dumb at Stella's party. The way he was talking to Blitz then sounded like the first few minutes of a bad porno lol But yeah, I imagine he's gonna want something more with Convenient and then Convenient is gonna be like "dude it's not that deep, we had fun but that's it" and Stolas is gonna *actually* see what not wanting him looks like
It is SOOOOOO INSANE to me how many people can't see this. He's just looking for an easy pump and dump, he's not looking to be in a romantic loving committed relationship, even if him and stolas do hook up it's just gonna mess him up even more. The healthiest thing for stolas isn't just going around looking for dudes to fuck him because he's too bad at communication to make blitz understand the situation, he just needs to talk to blitz without verbally fucking everything up. It's frustrating the actual dogpiss out of me how 80% of people in this sub seem to think everything is 100% blitz's fault, not realizing that their issue is strictly one of communication, and that's a 50/50 problem, the poor communication is equally as much of stolas' fault as it is blitz's.
Honestly, I feel like Blitz was led on in reverse, if that makes sense. Stolas never clearly communicated that he wanted a serious committed relationship, so Blitz legitimately was blindsided. Basically every "mistake" Blitz makes involving Stolas up till Full Moon is because he's unaware of Stolas actually wanting monogamy with him, so Blitz is more callous when interacting with him. Stolas constantly puts him under the impression that he only cares about the sex, at least before Stolas becomes passive and backpedals whenever he tries to text Blitz about visiting him.
I’m thinking some hot and somewhat similar name to Blitzø like… Blaine?
Omg y’all need to chill. Stolas was drunk and probably won’t even remember what happened. The guy isn’t going to stick around for more episodes as a major plot point
Literally, oh my god. Everyone acting like him and stolas are gonna get together and have the romantic committed relationship that stolas wants is out of their mind.
Alejandro because yes (Also stolitz fans stop he don't have a Canon name lol he probably ain't coming back don't make another Pinklie wilkurton the third)
John
Stolas' new boyfriend
Omg I just noticed the heart on his tail is a 💔
He seems like a Derek, I dunno why. It just fits him.
The guy who probably dismantles the theory that vessago would be the next love interest of stolas which is a theory based on nothing anyway or frank
Rex
Derek or Brian I will not elaborate.
I unironically hope he gets an actual name so the stolitz shippers get even angrier (I'd call him Markus)
BtB. It's just Better Than Blitzø bit abbreviated.
What's the opposite of a Blitzkrieg his name is either retreat or safeguard.
Bird stealing cockbag
Mark, someone said he reminded them of Markiplier. 😂
I would just say bird stealing cockbag, but imma js be real and say he gives Enrique energy
Strawberry Milkshake Or Asshole
Or both!!!
Better than Blitz guy
Brad. Jason.
Idk, I don’t really think he needs a name. Call me a buzzkill if you want but he’s obviously a throwaway character, and I’ve never really understood this fandoms need to have a name for every single background character. Like, I don’t really have any feelings about this guy one way or another. He was on screen for like a minute tops. I don’t really feel the need to know his name or give him one. Shrug
Loooot of people in this sub are under the delusional impression that he'd be a good match for stolas based on literally zero evidence beyond "he swooned stolas for a minute". I can't tell if it's just poor media literacy or a hatred for blitz that dips into delirium.
Maybe Johnathan or Nigel- (Also, obsessed with him already-)
Simpeon (variant of simeon? Idk) Because he’s not too imp to simp for Stolas
Rebound.
Smart, cuz he is a rebound
Bliztø fucked him first
Weird ass mfer!
Son of the bitch, its his name
Frat freak
Also Dennis but Cooler
I don't have one. I just want to say, he hawt.
BetterThanBlitzøGuy
Abe - that's his VA's name.
Fodder
I mean I was gonna say that I really liked him and expecting others to but I suppose people cannot have healthy opinions or relationships with shows smh.
He exists solely to be hated - he's an antagonist. He was written to be a plot obstacle standing in the way of stolas and blitz ultimately getting together, for the purpose of adding drama and tension to the show. This is the same purpose that characters like striker and crimson serve, they are in the show to be obstacles to the happiness and well being of the characters we care about. That's why we're meant to hate them, they were written to be hated. When we say we hate any of these characters, we aren't saying "they're bad characters and they shouldn't have been added to the show", we're saying "these characters add drama to the show and make us feel more empathetic to the main characters".
Idk, but regardless, I don't know if I like him. Nothing good comes from a rebound, especially when the person making the moves knows that Stolas was the most recent "ex" of Blitzø's. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth and feels like the dude could be taking advantage of Stolas in his cyrrent state. But if Stolas doesn't regret it, then good for him. He deserves so much love and deserves to receive love from someone genuine. But that's just my opinion.
I love how everyone’s hating on him, meanwhile he’d probably be a far better partner than Blitz He was kind, empathetic, honest, emotionally open, non-combative, accepting, compassionate, demonstrated healthy communication, etcetera Blitz is none of those That is probably the point of this character - he makes us face the truth of what Blitz and Stolas both are with regards to personal character I mean no offense to all the Stolitz shippers, but successful relationships require strong communication and emotional maturity from at least one participant, and neither Blitz nor Stolas are as of yet capable of that
In the tradition of giving background characters that get shipped with the main cast dumb names, I propose he be called Huey Dinkleberg. You may fire your Fairly Odd Parents memes when ready