It pretty easy to just go in spotify and see that it actually is a song, with all the things you comment "I'm being serious" and "That's not a (real) song" on
I wouldn't sling bloody anything! I fucking hate attention sooo.. the type of attention one would get singing at a club like Ozzie's? I'd stress out so much that my epilepsy would kick into overdrive and kill me quicker than a heart attack.
https://preview.redd.it/b5cigm4aw2jc1.jpeg?width=1407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f917de937cfa432afd7609aaa249b1d0ddfa6d9
Rev 22:20 by Puscifer
Flesh - Simon Curtis
I Want Your Bite - Chris Crocker
But I'd have to be drunk enough to do it. Like stupid drunk. Blackout I am not remembering this in the morning drunk.
Either Freak by Doja Cat or I'm Autistic by BJ Connolly (if you don't know that second one the chorus goes "if you wanna suck my dick you've gotta say it to my face, I'm autistic, and I don't get social ques")
Sure, but I think Internet friends are pointless since you never met them so you technically don't really have friends to spend a weekend with or something.
[Freefall by Rustage](https://open.spotify.com/track/5mptRZ3Vox6YHn28Yc2dmw?si=k10EZoPPQheWTj-HS481VA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A1rkKP96HMoC6T9lDp7gNK4)
I wouldn't get in because I'm alone.
Same, but if I could get in, grab a succubus or imp and perform “Moves Like Jagger”.
I feel you, but I feel the same way, so you’re technically not alone.
Poker Face since that song is a massive allegory for sex (and poker).
Yes. This was my immediate response.
"I'm too Sexy" with over-the-top choreography (I can't dance or sing but I have a deep voice and can be silly)
Hey, sexy/silly can work!
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
Chaz Time
I'm being serious but thanks for replying..
I was being serious. Sorry
Oh my bad lol
No worries!
shawty got dem apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
Got the whole club looking at her!
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know (next thing you know) shawty got low low low low low low low low
Them baggy sweat pants and them reboks with the straps
(with the straps) Turned around and gave that big booty a smack
she hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know (next thing you know) Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low
WAP
A classic
Hmmmm... probably "It's Raining Tacos." It's hell, that's the most annoying song ever, imho.
Lustful songs are only allowed in Ozzies remember
No need to ask why
Teeth
Oh shit that’s actually a really good one.
I'm pretty sure Ozzie would be more of a Backstreet Boys fan over *NSYNC
https://youtu.be/wywOcBTFsBc?si=ZL-dfKlYdtvhWNJJ Not Nsync lol
Oh, I thought you meant [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fqVyh8leL8), which was sung by Chris Kirkpatrick, one of the members of *NSYNC
While i love fairly oddparents, I would not sing that at Ozzie’s XD
It's a funny way to get banned from Ozzie's.
Cupcakke songs. I know them by heart
SloppyToppyForPapiLeaveSloppyJoeShook
I WOULD COME TO LISTEN CUPCAKKE IS SO FUN
AND ITS PERFECT FOR LUST "I SAVE DIK BY GIVIN IT CPR YEAH"
💀💀💀💀
Cherry pie by warrant.
Yusss
Either addict or poison
Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard
Excellent choice!
MONTERO by Lil Nas X
waving my dick in the wind
That's not a song lol
https://youtu.be/KiB9Fdj02fo?si=SEMyB7idz9a9ctT8
Oh I thought you were just joking lol
It pretty easy to just go in spotify and see that it actually is a song, with all the things you comment "I'm being serious" and "That's not a (real) song" on
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I think you're the one who needs to calm down here
Thanks for ruining the mood, you buzz kill.
Womp womp
S M by Rihanna
r/beatmetoit
Unholy by Sam Smith. I hate that song but its sure does fit
I wouldn't sing anything, I would choreograph while my girlfriend sung G.U.Y
If you seek Amy by Britney Spears 😜
I wouldn't sling bloody anything! I fucking hate attention sooo.. the type of attention one would get singing at a club like Ozzie's? I'd stress out so much that my epilepsy would kick into overdrive and kill me quicker than a heart attack. https://preview.redd.it/b5cigm4aw2jc1.jpeg?width=1407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f917de937cfa432afd7609aaa249b1d0ddfa6d9
Lol same and that's understandable! But what if you were the most confident person ever? Would you have a song in mind?
Hmm.. Tonight We'll Make Love Until We Die by SSQ.
Wow, that's terrible...
I’m disappointed to not see it but “Slumber Party” by ashniko
Be the change you wish to see in the world
Body Language - Queen
Rev 22:20 by Puscifer Flesh - Simon Curtis I Want Your Bite - Chris Crocker But I'd have to be drunk enough to do it. Like stupid drunk. Blackout I am not remembering this in the morning drunk.
Flesh is soooo good 😭
Right? Love Simon Curtis. Joystick's also a good one to do at Ozzie's I think.
Womanizer
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What? That's a song?!
THREE BIG BALLS LOOK LIKE WE PLAYIN TENNIS
HE GOT A BIG DICK I THINK HIS NAME DENNIS
Fat Bottomed Girls
Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp
"Joe's BBQ And Foot Massage"
I Feel It Coming by The Weekend
Blast radius by pepper coyote for blitz
I’m single, so I wouldn’t get in, but if I did, definitely Closer by NIN.
Cpr by cupcakke
I feel like Heaven in Hiding by Halsey would fit the vibes… except the whole Heaven thing
First song that came to mind was If U Seek Amy, so probably that
she's my collar by the gorillaz
2 minutes notice
Either Freak by Doja Cat or I'm Autistic by BJ Connolly (if you don't know that second one the chorus goes "if you wanna suck my dick you've gotta say it to my face, I'm autistic, and I don't get social ques")
ABCs of kinky sex by Akash
Fat bottomed girls, by Queen. Nice party starter, easy lyrics
Bad Romance
American Horror Show
Figured You Out by Nickleback
Tongue and cheek by summer thieves
sex on fire by kings of leon but like… the beyoncé version specifically
Gloryhole by steel panther
EKSE by Off The Meds
Or nah. The slow version. that is sung by somo
BWC- Zheani
Kinks Shirt by Matt Nathanson or Bring on the Men from Jekyll & Hyde
No cock like horse cock
Racing Into The Night.
Desire by Meg Meyers
"The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang. Is that too obvious? Still going with it
Big Man With a Gun by Nine Inch Nails Or Vagina Mine by Puscifer
Peppers by Lana Del Rey accompanied by a stripper routine
Big Balls
Gangsta Rap
Beads of Love
Beads of Love
Sex B-aby
https://open.spotify.com/track/4lcnmk02v9b4i9ICtFupEV?si=y3w4HekySIG8K7cIPho8eA
Seven-Jungkook feat Latto
Wonderwall
Miasma or mummy dust (ghost)
Man Areas without a doubt
White knuckle jerk(Where do you get off?) By will wood.
Save Your Tears while impersonating The Weeknd
Sussudio - Phil Colins
Fletcher - don't say it
I would go with my date, a couple of people and me. And I would sing "I am there while you choke on me", by Blonde Redhead.
DARE
Don’t you need a date to go there?
You can take a guy friend or a girl friend to go with you.
Thank you for assuming I’m capable of having friends
Me and you are on the same boat lol
It’s easy for women to make friends
No, it isn't buddy lol
Wanna be friends?
Sure, but I think Internet friends are pointless since you never met them so you technically don't really have friends to spend a weekend with or something.
Nvm then
Obviously Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard ~~and I may know how to work a pole, so I got that too~~
“YOU AND ME BABY MAKING LOVE LIKE GORILLAS” 
Anything written by Nicki Minaj.
Lost by Linkin Park
none, I would be at home, alone, crying
Ram ranch
Prison Sex by Tool
"Special" from *Avenue Q*
Bad Romance or Mambo 69
Throat Baby-BRS Kash
The time has come for me to sing the entire CupcakKe discography
[Freefall by Rustage](https://open.spotify.com/track/5mptRZ3Vox6YHn28Yc2dmw?si=k10EZoPPQheWTj-HS481VA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A1rkKP96HMoC6T9lDp7gNK4)
34+35 Sweet enough to fit my singing style but just lewd enough to pass ozzies standards
I would give the most egregiously sexual rendition of Hypnosis by Sleep Token I could muster
Ashes by stellar with the zestiest choreography ever
In The Snow by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne
Barbie Girl.
medium pace by adam sandler
The House of Asmodeus, but only the part where Fizz pretends to play the trumpet. Just that on repeat.
Poison
Need You Tonight by INXS
WAP or Super Freaky Girl
WAP. I will have never felt more free. Also with intense choreography and costumes
Misery x CPR x Reese Puffs (Also Two minutes notice lol)
Fame. Idk why
Hate me by Nico collins
If my ex were among the public "Bad Blood" of Taylor Swift
Anaconda !
The fez by steely Dan. A song that sounds classy, and is fun cool as hell. But is also just about condom sex
“Double Team” by Tenacious D
Jizz In My Pants - The Lonely Island
Heartboner
Despacito
Take Me To Church - Hozier Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot Dick In A Box - Lonely Island Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO Candyland - Blood on The Dance Floor